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Playing house - 3

[Park]

Gin: First daughter, second daughter, first son, second son... So you had four children...

Son: Hm? Where's my youngest daughter, the great thief who went to illegally dig up treasure?

Kar: You still have more!? And that's an illegal line of work!

SON: It's about time for her to be coming home, too. Where could that Chicchi have gone?

Chi: Ch-Chicchi? No way. I can't do this. I can't pretend play a family...

Tak: It's going to be fine! I'll be with you, okay? Good evening, I brought Chicchi with me!

Son: Oooh? You're inspector Takashima! Did you apprehend Chicchi again? For what crime?

Kar: You just said illegal treasure digging! She probably stole it!

Chi: Apprehend... Haah, they're finally treating me like a criminal... Do whatever you want.

Tak: Chicchi stole something extremely valuable. My heart! Please, give me your daughter's hand!

SON/Son: Of course, go ahead.

Gin: How easy!

Chi: Wai-, wh-, ah!? Hold on, asdafwkl;5!??

Anz: Waah! Congratul- Now that's great! Sis Chicchi, you've got my blessing!

Chi: Um... Inspector Takashima... Are you really okay with me? My heart's beating like crazy for some reason... Aah.

Fuu: Chicchi just collapsed! Prepare for the surgery! Heart massage! Breathe! Deep breaths!

Its: Eeeh!? Onee-chan, objection, objection I say! A baby's going to be born!

Son: Huh? Such a festive occasion, and Sancho's nowhere to be seen? Utano Sancho!

Uta: Sancho!? What country!? T-Tequila! One-cho, two-cho, San-cho! Muchos amigo!

Son: Sancho isn't like that...

Uta: Uuh... But I don't know... 

SON: By the way, Fuurin. How are Alice and Telles I bought you doing?

Fuu: Eh!? W-What were those again?  Cutting-grade medical equipment, right?

SON: What a hopeless son you are. Let's ask Natsume then. Natsume, how are Alice and Telles doing?

Nat: ...They're doing fine.

SON: Good to know.

Kar: Wait, who are those Alice and Telles supposed to be!? And Natsume, what's with you!?

Son: *sip* The tea is tepid. Hey, Yuuki the servant! Fetch me another cup!

Yuu: Here I am! Servant... Oh, serpent! Hissssssss! [1]	

Kar: There's got to be a limit to how cliche you can get! Haah, haah, uugh... We're really running short on tsukkomis.

Tou: Master, allow me to take care of your tea instead!

Son: Oh, it's Tougou the head maid. So be it. Get me a cup from Nuwara Eliya.

SON: I will have some autumnal Uba tea, then.

Tou: Huh? Uh... I am afraid we only have Japanese tea prepared tonight.

Son: What was that, you wretch!? First the servant, now the maid! Get married already, you two!

Yuu/Tou: Eeh!?

Gin: Daddy Sonoko is a tyrant - part two!

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Notes:
1 - The original joke was shitsuji - butler and hitsuji - sheep.