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Derek was a college archaeology student who had just returned from a trip to a previously-undiscovered South American temple with a few souvenirs. Ignoring warnings of horrible curses in an ancient language, he borrowed an old clay fertility idol to keep on his desk in his room while he worked.

One night while studying, he reached for a glass of water and accidentally knocked the figure onto the floor, breaking it in two. Feeling a nausea in his stomach he bent over in pain, his body suddenly beginning to change and morph as he quickly became a dark-haired woman, with a pussy quickly forming between his legs as his cock shrank into nothingness. Looking at his reflection in the mirror, shocked, he realized that his body was beginning to balloon out, his thighs, hips ass and stomach bloating and his breasts breaking through his shirt as his form began to take on insane proportions.

“What the fuck is happening to me?!” Derek cried, feeling his body continue to swell outwards, expanding into an impossibly curvy woman. Waddling across the room, his incredibly thick tree-trunk thighs rubbing against each other, he cradled his giant beachball-sized hooters (both several times larger than his head) in his hands to stop them from swinging and throwing him off balance. Rushing to the door, he attempted to squeeze his round Venus-like figure through the door frame, but was unable to get through, his wide hips and enormously fat ass getting stuck. Unable to move he began to call for help, mortified by what people would think looking at his still-inflating body.

The next morning, one of his housemates woke up to get a glass of water, and as he walked past his friend Derek’s room he was shocked to see the figure of an impossibly large woman, with a waist as wide as a hula hoop and breasts like beach balls, trapped in the doorway. “Help me out! It’s me, Derek!” she cried, her entire body wobbling as she shook.

Reaching forward and grabbing a handful of breast, his friend giggled as Derek moaned in sensitive pleasure, a stream of breastmilk erupting from his nipple. “Alright, just let me get my coffee first. Maybe you can help me with the milk!”