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<Jamster> ----- START-----
<Frederick> "Ok listen up, you are all the founders of this great republic, and as so you have to sign your names in our declaration of freedoms" 
<Frederick> "We are all the same, and we have to ensure that that remains so in the future"
<Jamster> The imps all nod their heads in agreement.
<Frederick> "Nobody shall ever rule on us who is not democratically ellected by us"
<Frederick> "Nobody shall be higher under the eyes of the law, for it is absolute"
<Frederick> "And most importantly"
<Frederick> "Nobody, internal or external, shall ever defy the will of the republic"
<Frederick> "Freedom will be guaranteed"
<Frederick> "Elections will be held every 4 years"
<Frederick> "Sorry, 4 old earth years"
<Frederick> "I don't know how long a year is here"
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<objectiveDispute> ok, sorry my wifi is shit lol
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<Frederick> "The elected doge shall be the ruller of the republic" 
<Frederick> "And the doge is the slave of the republic"
<Frederick> "Always acting for the republic and never for personal gain"
<Frederick> "We swear here in the eyes of the lord Jesus Crist never to break these sacred laws"
<Frederick> "For we are born equal for god, and we shall die equal in earth"
<Jamster> The imps say something all together in their language.
<Frederick> *God
<Jamster> Their hands over their hearts.
<Frederick> "All of you, sign here, to let the world know!"
<Frederick> "To let them know our Great Republic stands!"
<Frederick> I sign on the bottom of the declaration
<Frederick> ((Image might come later, idk, if i feel like making it))
<Jamster> The imps all also sign under the delcartion, their handwriting messy and nonsensical.
<Frederick> what are their real names?
<Jamster> The language they wrote in isn't a language you've ever seen before.
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+3 to memorize them for later
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+3 to memorize them for later [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
<Jamster> You nod to yourself, and take their names into memory.
<Frederick> "Ok people, time to elect a Doge"
<Frederick> "Vote is secret, so the voting room shall be the closet
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<Frederick> "You shall select one candidate of us 4"
<Frederick> "Who gets the most votes will be the Doge"
<Frederick> "For now we can use this system, as the Republic grows we will need to make a more diverse one"
<Jamster> The imps all line up to go into the closet.
<Frederick> I go in last
<Frederick> after the imps have voted I go in and place my vote
<Frederick> I vote for the clock imp
<Jamster> The imps go in one by one, and come out shortly after.
<Frederick> After the voting is done we shall count in the eyes of everyone
<Jamster> You bring out the votes.  The votes are slowly placed out in front of you, and then all flipped at once.  By a vote of 4, Frederick has won the elections!
<Frederick> ((I actually expected the imps to vote for themselves haha))
<Frederick> I do the solemn vow
<Frederick> "Here I, Frederick di Santo Quore, swear in the name of God, and our saviour Jesus Crist never to lead the Republic in it's way, untill my demise. To protect the hungry and the weak, to spread freedom across the land and to never break the values that the Republic stands for."
<Jamster> The imps put their hands on their heads in salute.
<Frederick> "My people, it's time to begin the first project of the Republic"
<Frederick> "We will spread our words"
<Frederick> "We will spread our wings"
<Frederick> "We will fly"
<Jamster> The imps all shout something together at the end,
<Frederick> "Ok, first of all"
<Frederick> "I will need someone to take the engine out of my car"
<Frederick> "I will work on making the wings with the wood I can get
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+3 for wing quality
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+3 for wing quality [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
<Frederick> DAMN IT
<Jamster> You get a bunch of splinters from handeling the wood, and the wood falls apart.
<Jamster> The imps go to take the engine out of the car.
<Jamster> !roll 1d20+3
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
<Jamster> They, however, are Imps and don't know where the engine is.  They tear the fuck out of the inside of your car.
<Frederick> "Ok"
<Frederick> "This will take more work"
<Frederick> "I can fix this, but we need to make wings out of somethint"
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+3 to fix engine
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+3 to fix engine [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
<Jamster> ((They didn't break the engine, they couldn't find it.))
<Jamster> ((They broke the seats and shit.))
<Frederick> ((ahhh))
<Frederick> I take out the engine
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+3 to take the engine our PLEASE WORK
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+3 to take the engine our PLEASE WORK [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
<Frederick> FUCK YOU DICE
<Frederick> ;-;
<Jamster> You try to remove the engine.  You succeed, but the engine is pretty badly damaged now.
<Frederick> How are my citizens going with those wings?
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<Jamster> !roll 1d20 for wings
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d20 for wings [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
<Jamster> They took off the car doors and managed to fix up some mediocre looking wings.
<Frederick> #WhatCouldGoWrong
<Frederick> I start the construction of the mighty plane
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+3 to build a motherfucking plane
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+3 to build a motherfucking plane [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
<Frederick> FUCK THOU MOTHER
<Jamster> !roll 1d4
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
<Jamster> As you try to make the plane, the engine EXPLODES, dealing 2 damage to you and the 4 imps.
<Frederick> "I'm sorry!"
<Frederick> I take the imps upstairs and put them in beds
<Jamster> You do so.  The imps lay down and go to sleep after the damage the engine did to them.
<Jamster> Roll for perception.
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
<Jamster> You hear a loud rumbling sound going on outside.
<Frederick> I look out the window!
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
<Jamster> You notice what appears to be a very large creature!  It looks similar to the imps, except several times larger and fatter!  It also appears to be covered in tree bark.
<Jamster> Could it be the imps father?
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<Frederick> "HEY! WE NEED SOME HELP HERE!" I signal to the big imp
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<Frederick> I wave my arms arround
<Jamster> The big creature looks up at you, and approaches the house.
<Frederick> "Hey, there was an accident and some of your friends got hurt, do you happen to have some medicine?"
<Frederick> I have no idea how Imp biology works, time to find out
<Jamster> The ogre puts both hand on the house.
<Jamster> !roll 1d20+3
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
<Jamster> He attempts to climb up, but instead slips and falls on the ground.
<Jamster> !roll 1d6
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
<Jamster> And takes 2 damage.
<Frederick> "Oh no!"
<Frederick> I rush downstairs, get a piece of cloth and go outside"
<Frederick> I cover the creature's wound
<Jamster> roll for medicine
<Frederick> int?
<Jamster> Either that or Wis.
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+3 to help the ogre
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+3 to help the ogre [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
<Jamster> You bandage the wound up, healing the ogre for 2 health.
<Jamster> !roll 1d20.
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d20. error: malformed expression
<Jamster> !roll 1d20
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
<Jamster> The ogre looks down, a frown on its face, and swipes his hand at you.
<Jamster> !roll 1d20+3
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
<Jamster> !roll 1d4+3
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d4+3 [ 1d4=4 ]{7}
<Jamster> He hits you, his palm open, and sends you flying a few feet back.  7 Damage.
<Frederick> I stand up and walk closer "Hey, we need some help here, please"
<Frederick> I try to sound as calm as possible
<Frederick> "I know what you've been through, you don't need to do that"
<Frederick> "I know, I know, you were told to do this, but you don't really have to"
<Frederick> "You are free here, you don't need to do what they tell you to"
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<Frederick> "We are all friends here"
<Jamster> Roll for persuasion.
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+3 
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
<Jamster> The ogre throws his fist at you again!
<Jamster> !roll 1d20+3
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
<Jamster> !roll 1d4+3
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d4+3 [ 1d4=4 ]{7}
<Jamster> ((holy fuck dice calm down))
<Jamster> You get sent flying back a few feet again.
<Frederick> 0
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<Jamster> 0 health?
<Frederick> 0 health
<Jamster> Wha
<Jamster> You aren't dead, don't worry.
<Jamster> You suddenly wake up somewhere else.  It appears to be your room, but the walls are all painted completely yellow for some reason.
<Jamster> You are lying in your bed, in clothes that you don't remember ever having.
<Frederick> I quickly get up in a rush
<Frederick> "WHAT"
<Jamster> As you do, instead of landing on the floor, you float a couple inches above it.
<Frederick> "WHA"
<Frederick> I look around
<Frederick> what can I see
<Jamster> Your room, completely yellow, is rather undisturbed.  There is a single window in the room, and it appears to be nighttime.
<Frederick> If I can fly, I try to move outside as fast as I can
<Jamster> You move outside.  You look down below.  A city painted entirely purple lies beneath you, some completely black figures moving to and fro throughout the streets.
<Jamster> You notice 5 rooms just like yours connected to the planet by a chain.
<Frederick> "What is this place"
<Frederick> I try to recall what just happened, was it all a dream?
<Frederick> I try to go deep within my own being, trying to sense it if all was real
<Jamster> You try to think to yourself for a minute, but there's suddenly a lot of shouting go on below.
<Jamster> it seems to be directed at you.
<Frederick> I fly towards them, to see what's going on
<Jamster> You fly towards the people below you.  You begin to hear some of the things they are saying.  "You rotten bastard, go back into your tower!"  "Get down here ya fuckah, I got a good knife with your name on it!" "So another 'hero' awakes, huh?"
<Frederick> I fly down to see whats going on
<Frederick> "Hey, what's wrong?"
<Jamster> "You're what's wrong!  If you're awake down here, that means that some you bastards are awake on Prospit too!"
<Frederick> "Hey, I just want to talk"
<Frederick> "I have done nothing against you, heck I don't know what's this por spit you talk about"
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<Jamster> The creatures soon write you off, and walk away, ignoring you.
<Frederick> "Please, I just want to know"
<Frederick> "What's goin on?"
<Frederick> "I'm confused"
<Frederick> "I just want to help you"
<Jamster> roll 1d20 for dex
<Frederick> !Roll 1d20+4
<`DICE> Frederick rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
<Jamster> !roll 1d4
<`DICE> Jamster rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
<Jamster> You are suddenly stabbed in the back!
<Jamster> Take 2 damage (to dream self)
<Jamster> "Hey, how's it going guy?"
<Frederick> I turn around, and look at whoever back there in the eyes
<Jamster> You look a rather short and stubby black creature in the eyes.  It has a knife in its hand and it has some of your blood on it.
<Frederick> "Why"
<Frederick> "Please"
<Frederick> "What have I done to you?"
<Frederick> I kneel
<Frederick> "What has caused so much hate?"
<Jamster> "What?  Why are you being so dramatic?  Stabbing is just how we greet each other down here."
<Frederick> "All of you are shouting"
<Jamster> "You looked confused, so I came to help ya out.  Stop kneeling you scrub."
<Frederick> "I just want to help you"
<Frederick> I stand back up
<Jamster> "Ah yeah, you're bound ta get some of that down here.  People rather don't like the 'heroes'."
<Frederick> "Well what can I do to change that?"
<Frederick> "I'm not bad, I just want to help"
<Jamster> "Oh they know you aren't bad, just the opposite.  They hate ya guts because you're a good fellow."
<Frederick> "Why"
<Jamster> "Well... uh... because we're the bad guys I guess?  Just the way it works, everyone on Derse is evil."
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<Frederick> "That doesn't need to be that way"
<Frederick> "You aren't evil"
<Jamster> "Well some of us are bound not to buy into that shit, but the Black King and Queen are both inherently evil, so that's just the way things are here."
<Frederick> "Why do you follow them then?"
<Frederick> "What have they done for you?"
<Jamster> "I follow them because what else am I gonna do?  Got nowhere else to go.  Can't exactly go to Prospit, since it's too far away and they'd kill me there.  Can't exactly speak out against the King and Queen since I'd get executed."
<Frederick> "That's nonsense"
<Frederick> "Why would eveyone follow them?"
<Frederick> "You are way more than them!"
<Frederick> "Why would they alone choose how you are?"
<Jamster> "Well, I don't exactly care too much either.  Life just is how it is.  I'm actually rather content as is to be honest."
<Frederick> "Wouldn't you like to be however you want to be?"
<Frederick> "You don't have to sit down!"
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<Jamster> "Eh, not really kid.  Too much work to be done to fix things, and I'm not exactly the most energetic fellow.  Things probably won't stay this way for too long.  Chances are, you 'heroes' will stop us anyways because of the war.
<Frederick> "What war?"
<Jamster> "The War between Derse and Prospit.  The White King and the Black King."
<Frederick> "What's the cause of this war?"
<Frederick> "Is it another royals chose to thing?"
<Frederick> "Do you fight for your freedoms?"
<Frederick> "Or are you throwing your lives at a pitty royal claim?"
<Jamster> "Cause of this war?  There really isn't any.  The White King is good, and the Black King is evil.  It's just the way it is."
<Frederick> "Then why don't you try to stop all this nonsense?"
<Frederick> "You don't need to die for this"
<Frederick> ((gtg, food time))
<Jamster> ((Alright, that's fine.))
<Jamster> ((I'm going to head out briefly for food too then.))
<Frederick> ((we continue this some other day))
<Jamster> ((Alright.))