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This script is copyrighted by and is the intellectual property of Dvaledrik aka Dvaledrik_Returns. Permission is granted to record an audio version of this script and post it to the audio community here on reddit only, and only when properly crediting me, the author. If you wish to use this script beyond here, please see what I pinned in my subreddit r/DeathlyCoven, it should cover everything you need to know.
 
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Written by /u/Dvaledrik_Returns intended as Script Offer for r/GoneWildAudible & r/PillowTalkAudio for anyone to voice act if they wish. 

Feel free to use any cutesy pet names, make any changes to suit your locality and improvise if you wish! All characters depicted are fictional and 18+ and actions (including implied) taken place are between consenting adults.

SFX are encouraged but not mandatory, things in asterisks are to aid the emotions.

[Script Offer] [M4F] The Audacity [BFE] [Post-Dental Surgery/Tooth Extraction Comfort] [Wisdom Tooth][That Is So Metal] [Morbid Fascination] [Blood] [Clumsy at Comforting] [Gruesome History Trivia] [Mallet] [Anvil] [Wholesome] [Domestic Bliss] [Slice of Life] [Boop]

Synopsis: You came home to your boo but accidentally woke her up while she was recovering from her dental surgery, to her dismay.

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Hey baby.

You asleep?

Oh.

You were before?

Oops.

Sorry.

Uhh.

So uh, how you feeling now?

Not in the mood to talk?

Hmm.

Can I see what it's like inside?

Open sesame~

Whoa that is so metal.

There's a blood bath going in there.

You're a friggin Viking.

OK OK I'll stop talking.

So uh, have you eaten anything?

Right.

No baby don't worry about the dishes, I'll do them.

Good thing we made soup beforehand huh.

Thank God for Pinterest recipes.

Did you take your meds before you sleep?

Ah.

How often do you have to take them?

Right.

Let's see.

Hmm.

Once with every meal and once before bed.

OK so that's like four times a day.

So this is the painkiller and this is the uh, anti-inflammatory med?

Hmm wonder which one is which?

OK OK I'll stop talking.

*a bit grumpy*

It's just, it's kinda hard to know what to say when you're in pain and I can't do much you know.

*grumpy snort*

Sorry I woke you up.

I'll just uh, let you sleep now.

Oh?

*are you kidding me right now kinda tone*

Really?

You're not sleepy anymore?

So.

Do you want me to stay here with you, or you have something else in mind?

*sigh*

I know baby I know.

The pain meds do take a while to kick in.

I wish I can make it all better.

I mean, it's not like I can just hit you on the head with a mallet and you'd be out like a light.

You're right.

Dropping an anvil on you'd be more efficient.

Or, a grand piano.

Oooh ooh how 'bout a whale?

No?

Fine.

Hmm?

Hey.

Is that your tooth there?

Ooh ooh can I see?

Please?

Whoaaaa.

What's this?

Hydrogen peroxide?

How long 'til you can take it out?

Whoa this is epic!

Man this thing's huge!

No wonder you were in pain.

What did the dentist say?

Was it growing horizontally or was it just pinching your gum?

Ah.

Still.

I'm glad you're here now.

Hey do you still have your previous ones?

We can make them into a necklace.

You can wear them 'round town and scare people!

No?

*pouts*

It would've been epic, just saying.

I'm just glad that you're here with me now baby.

I mean, imagine if you were in say, Medieval times, they ain't got no anesthetic for you.

Or, if you were in Victorian England, you'd get your tooth pulled out by a barber!

I ain't kidding!

It's amazing, us humans.

With all the technologies in the world and we still haven't advanced beyond the need for surgery.

This is our bodies trying to bring up the good ol' days of having jaws strong enough to break bones and suck the marrow out of them I guess.

Except, we're not equipped to do that anymore.

Instead, we munch potato chips and get cavities from sugar!

*tentatively*

Are they finally kicking in baby?

You do seem uh, less grumpy now.

*tentatively tries to boop her*

Fine no booping.

Hmf.

So uh, when do you think you'll um, be up for it?

What?

*be extra AF*

I meant cuddling!

What did you think I mean?

The audacity!

Hmf!

*whiny*

I haven't seen you all day and my cuddle quota has yet to be sated!

You're there but so out of reaaaaaaach.

*reaches arm out making that eh, eh, can't reach sound*

Hmf.

You uh, want a glass of water?

Sure I'll grab an ice pack for you.

Poor thing.

I can't wait to snuggle you again once you feel better.

Be back in a jiffy lovey.