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The Venetian Chronicles: Tech Ghoul
Yuuko: (switching one the camera of a macbook pro while waiting for the other party to connect.) This is Council envoy Yuuko Shirakawa, agent of the dragon, and historian for the archives in Dublin Ireland. As part of the Chronicles initiative, I am interviewing active agents from the 21st century so that future generations may better understand the context in which events are taking place. This session is being recorded on 03-25-2016 in Greenfield Ireland, at the Green residence via facetime developed by Apple a subsidiary of the Illuminati.(Tech Ghouls laptop connects to the conversation.)
Yuuko: Could you please state your full name, date of birth, affiliation and rank.
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul english name, ghoul name difficult convey. Unsure birth date. Ghoul not measure, obsess time same way human. Affiliation & rank? Tech ghoul have very high steam profile level, this count? 
Yukko: Can you tell us about your family?
Tech Ghoul: ghoul not form strong social attachment this way.
Yuuko: Where did you grow up?
Tech Ghoul: human place call romania
Yuuko: How would you describe your childhood?
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul take great pleasure dig up leftover soviet tech, landfill, very excite and satisfy. Tech ghoul clan all have great love recover buried, lost, discarded object.
Yuuko: How were you first introduced to the secret world?
Tech Ghoul: it come secondary. Tech ghoul find discarded working cell phone one day, through much struggle obtain data plan, very sudden connect much larger world! Tech ghoul know some bee, some “monster”, but find development VR technology equally magical.
Yuuko: Did you have any contact (either directly or indirectly) with your society before your powers awakened?
Tech Ghoul: very little contact any society outside ghoul clan. Tech ghoul assume yukko mean google-fu power awaken.
Yuuko: Can you tell us what a normal day looks like for you?
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul not adhere 24 hour cycle, sometimes mind obsess idea many consecutive day. Tech ghoul always read, watch video, take advantage amazing repository knowledge world hive-mind internet.
Yuuko: Has your work for your society ever brought you into contact with anyone who would be considered historically significant (world leaders, celebrities, scientist and engineers.)
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul once visit first google server. Tech ghoul also have @tayzonday chocolate rain follower, very proud.
Yuuko: Have you ever seen an event reported in the media and known that it was a lie and if so can you tell us what really happened?
Tech Ghoul: Tech ghoul catch many mobile, cable, fiber carrier lie about data speed. It conspiracy!
Yuuko: Have you ever participated in an event considered historically important to the mundane world and if so was it on behalf of your society
Tech Ghoul: never participate, but tech ghoul have dream visit mars one day. Tech ghoul regard every launch, even failure, momentous step that goal.
Yuuko: Do you feel the introduction of technology has adversely affected Ghoul society?
Tech Ghoul: certainly this not problem. Tech ghoul think ghoul people offer much, bring many skill table. Ghoul seem primitive, but often force hide margin society - this not conducive develop own tech. Given chance, it possible ghoul discover new solution technology, medicine, also space travel.
Yuuko: have you ever considered starting a blog or are you satisfied with your social media presence?
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul think often, have so many hero develop content multiple platform. This day, only twitter platform, but tech ghoul know must develop cross platform presence continue grow.
Yuuko: have you had a chance to review any of the currently available VR headset and if so do you have any thoughts you would like to share?
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul love current excitement regard VR, possess several current headset. Expect revolutionary technology gaming, medicine, real estate, many unpredictable result. Also see this first step, hardware become more sleek, unobtrusive, new levels immersion achieve. It fantastic time.
Yuuko: Some pundits have accused Donald Trump of being a ghoul. Do you think there is anything to these rumors or is this simple human ignorance?
Tech Ghoul: would need check pheromone make any judgement.
Yuuko: phablets, a good alternative for beings with large hands or an unnecessary category of technology?
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul big fan phablet, but also see future where phone just hardware, many bluetooth peripheral entire outfit become part personal electronic device. Gesture base hand interface, unobtrusive visual/audio interface - this future blur line between personal electronic and cyborg. Can't wait. Size become less factor this scenario.
Yuuko: do you know how to program and if so do you have a preferred language?
Tech Ghoul: this moment tech ghoul feel python.
Yuuko: some people say that tech has a diversity problem. As cryptid in tech have you ever encountered discrimination?
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul make liberal use anonymity interact other, but sometimes feel difference. Tech ghoul gender not analogous human binary gender. Sensual cloaca. Find best web culture close meritocracy, worst idiocracy.
Yuuko: is there any truth to the rumor that you have the iPhone Steve Jobs was buried with?
Tech Ghoul: if someone start rumor tech ghoul own apple product, immediate stop! However, have much respect steve jobs visionary take risk, recognize potential electronic device marriage perfect consumer experience.
Yuuko: have you ever considered moving to San Francisco?
Tech Ghoul: tech ghoul visit with great difficulty, but mostly find travel collection confusion uncomfortable moment danger. Trapped one time shipping container, this not experience repeat.
Yuuko: do you have any plans to attend Comic Con this year?
Tech Ghoul: there chance tech ghoul secure entrance paxeast.
Yuuko: Thank you for taking the time to speak with us Mr. Ghoul.
Tech Ghoul: it true pleasure.
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