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[22:45] <DGBG_Dm> Yo.
[22:46] <Roland> Welcome welcome welcome!
[22:46] <Roland> It's been a while since last we used this channel, hasn't it?
[22:46] <DGBG_Dm> Yeah feels kind of nice to be back
[22:46] <DGBG_Dm> Hello Orwell
[22:46] <DGBG_Dm> Hello kiwi chat
[22:46] <Roland> Your_Mother will be the pastebot here
[22:47] <DGBG_Dm> Ok
[22:47] <Roland> First thing I'm doing, just to set it up, is roll heal and roll a hit die.
[22:47] <DGBG_Dm> Go ahead.
[22:47] <Roland> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G0uwIVdsaGsuQ1ETy86zAa9kQp-ZM-5mPPc5BLT571M/edit#gid=0
[22:48] <Roland> It put me at full health, so I'm ready when you are. There's just a titachnid sitting there
[22:49] <DGBG_Dm> Ahaha welp. Ok then.
[22:49] <Roland> Whenever you're ready, I'mma roll grubslinger's intuition.
[22:50] <DGBG_Dm> The titachnid suddenly realizes it has a visitor and looks up from its crocheting. "Oh hello. I'm so sorry, did I order takeout? I must have forgot."
[22:50] <Roland> ...welp, at least I have a reason to roll it, and that's to figure out if this kid is joking.
[22:51] <DGBG_Dm> Go for it.
[22:51] <Roland> 19+8
[22:51] <Roland> Resist with insight or deception/bluff
[22:52] <DGBG_Dm> Nah, he fails. You realize the titachnid is 100% convinced you are it's food delivery boy. Or, rather, it's food delivery.
[22:53] <DGBG_Dm> "Thanks so much for getting here quickly, I'm FAMISHED."
[22:53] <Roland> Okay, so I get advantage on my first attack and it gets disadvantage on its first attack.
[22:53] <DGBG_Dm> Sounds good, roll initiative.
[22:53] <Roland> 17+6
[22:53] <Roland> Just waiting for the dice to come crashing down on my ass
[22:54] <DGBG_Dm> 14+7=21
[22:54] <DGBG_Dm> Close, but you go first.
[22:54] <Roland> HAHA! ROLAND ORWELL! DAMN DANGEROUS!
[22:54] <Roland> I open with a flurry 1, even though my odds are pretty bad of both shots hitting, and we can't all be Levi Devaux
[22:55] <Roland> 19+4 (advantage roll; other roll was 5+4) and 11+4
[22:56] <DGBG_Dm> First one is gonna hit, second doesnt.
[22:56] <Roland> Okay. 4d6+6 damage is 14+6 damage
[22:56] <Roland> It's gonna set him on fire, too
[22:56] <Roland> ...but just for 1 turn. Jesus, dice
[22:57] <Roland> I'm gonna use my other gun-Vector-too.
[22:57] <Roland> ....and roll a 2+6. Go figure.
[22:57] <Roland> With that, I end my turn.
[22:57] <DGBG_Dm> Yeah, that's
[22:57] <DGBG_Dm> That's not hitting
[22:59] <Roland> That's okay; we'll get him next time.
[22:59] <DGBG_Dm> The titachnid thinks it's VERY RUDE that his meal set him on fire. He's not a fan of spicy food. He decides to cool things down by using a Wing Blast. Make a STR saving throw... with advantage, since his 1st Turn disadvantage can't really apply to this.
[23:00] <Roland> 18-1. Not bad, considering the other roll was a critfail
[23:02] <DGBG_Dm> Nice. We... haven't decided how close you are to the titachnid. What's your firing r?
[23:02] <Roland> 40/90
[23:02] <DGBG_Dm> *range? Fuck you autocorrect
[23:02] <DGBG_Dm> Ok so you're within 40 ft?
[23:02] <Roland> For vector I just assume it's 40/90. Roo never specified
[23:03] <DGBG_Dm> Well I'll just roll a d4 to see if you're close enough to get knocked down.
[23:03] <DGBG_Dm> Or, you do.
[23:03] <Roland> k
[23:04] <DGBG_Dm> And I'm not telling you which number is positive.
[23:04] <Roland> Ah. I'm prone now?
[23:04] <DGBG_Dm> Roll a d4 for me
[23:04] <Roland> 2?
[23:04] <DGBG_Dm> Damn. Yeah, you're prone.
[23:04] <Roland> darn
[23:05] <Roland> That's okay, though; I never intended not to trade hits with this guy
[23:05] <DGBG_Dm> BUT, you aren't blown back and don't take damage.
[23:05] <Roland> I just fall on my ass. "Oof! My fine booty!"
[23:08] <DGBG_Dm> Pff. The titachnid scuttles forward next to you and clicks it's mandibles together. "Oh, that's alright. A little tenderizing is good for the flavor!" It appears to be drooling slightly.
[23:09] <DGBG_Dm> End turn.
[23:10] <Roland> I flashstep back a few feet, trying to prevent shooting at disadvantage. Let's make it 10, because it's prohibitively expensive to flashstep away from bad guys
[23:10] <DGBG_Dm> Can flashstep be used as a m?
[23:10] <DGBG_Dm> *minor goddammit
[23:11] <Roland> It's instantaneous movement as a free action once per turn
[23:11] <DGBG_Dm> Fair enough
[23:11] <Roland> So having expended 18 PP with that, let's get shooty! Did you roll fire damage, before I start? 1d4
[23:13] <Roland> or shall I roll it? it doesn't matter to me
[23:13] <DGBG_Dm> Yeah, rolled a 1, sorry
[23:13] <Roland> s'cool. every little bit helps when you're fighting high-tier creatures
[23:14] <DGBG_Dm> Anyway, feel free to light 'I'm up
[23:14] <Roland> So, I've been pushing the PP expenditure of late, so let's slow my roll there. I fire a shot each from Mercurial Dawn and Vector, in that order: "Hear the lullaby and say good night, baby!"
[23:15] <Roland> ...13+6 and 20+6, respectively.
[23:15] <Roland> jesus...
[23:16] <DGBG_Dm> Congrats, both hit.
[23:16] <Roland> 12d6+6 damage is 56 damage
[23:16] <Roland> It sets him on fire for 2 turns
[23:16] <Roland> I fall back 30 feet, and end my turn: "THAT'S RIGHT! I'M DAMN DANGEROUS."
[23:17] <DGBG_Dm> Ouch! He feels it.
[23:17] <Roland> I do a Devil May Cry style taunt.
[23:17] <Roland> "CRAZY?!" The style gauge rockets up!
[23:18] <DGBG_Dm> The titachnid is enraged and rushes forward. "I'm gonna chop you up julienne style!"
[23:19] <Roland> "And I'm certain I'd be delicious, but I ain't got the luxury of bein' someone's dinner!"
[23:19] <DGBG_Dm> He uses a multi attack, 3+7, 18+7, 14+7, and 5+7
[23:20] <Roland> Two of those hit
[23:20] <Roland> I have a comfy 18 AC
[23:21] <DGBG_Dm> 2(1d4+7)=20 points damage
[23:22] <Roland> "I recant nothing!"
[23:22] <DGBG_Dm> ... I think 4+7=11 2+7=9 11+9=20 yup 20 pts
[23:23] <DGBG_Dm> Right. Then he takes to the air and flies up 60ft to stick to the ceiling.
[23:23] <Roland> The style gauge goes down a bit, because getting hit is for wimps.
[23:23] <Roland> "You're going to make this boring for everyone, aren't you?"
[23:26] <DGBG_Dm> "I didn't ask for dinner and a show!"
[23:26] <DGBG_Dm> End turn.
[23:26] <Roland> "Yeah, but this gun cooks people."
[23:27] <Roland> I fall back 30 feet, and roll heal, cause if he's going to kite, I ain't gonna indulge him.
[23:27] <Roland> 1 HP restored, every little bit helps. Have you been burning him? This might be the only damage I get for a bit.
[23:28] <DGBG_Dm> He earned 3 dmg this turn.
[23:28] <Roland> "I'll wait, bud." I light a cigarette. "Next one I light'll be off yer smoulderin' corpse."
[23:28] <Roland> 9+2 to intimidate with that remark
[23:29] <DGBG_Dm> What's that against, insight?
[23:29] <Roland> yes
[23:29] <DGBG_Dm> Ah. 9+4, he barely manages not to be intimidated.
[23:30] <DGBG_Dm> "I'd say you're putting off my meal, but I do appreciate that you come pre-smoked. Mmm, nice and hickory flavored."
[23:30] <Roland> "THAT JOKE AGAIN?! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT
[23:31] <Roland> 'S FUNNY?!"
[23:31] <Roland> I end my turn.
[23:31] <DGBG_Dm> The titachnid laughs at your pain as a free action.
[23:31] <DGBG_Dm> Then he dive bombs
[23:32] <Roland> "MOTHAFUCKA C'MON MOTHAFUCKA C'MON!"
[23:32] == Roland changed the topic of #RPGStuck_Orwell to: BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6jtLAnqiiA
[23:33] <DGBG_Dm> 8+7, 11+7, 3+7, 15+7
[23:33] <DGBG_Dm> Think that's 2 again
[23:33] <Roland> Oh, he came on, didn't he?
[23:34] <Roland> Yup.
[23:34] <Roland> If one of 'em had been just a *little* lower
[23:34] <DGBG_Dm> And... exact same damage rolls as last time, huh. 20 dmg
[23:34] <Roland> Okay, I'm at half HP. I can do this.
[23:35] <DGBG_Dm> He ends his turn next to you and takes his last 3hp of fire dmg
[23:36] <Roland> I flashstep back another 10 feet, because I dunno if we're playing with Attacks of Opportunity, and don't wanna risk it.
[23:36] <Roland> Then I fire my guns again.
[23:37] <Roland> 18+7 and 14+7?
[23:37] <DGBG_Dm> Congrats, both hit! Fill em with midnight, cowboy.
[23:38] <Roland> Fill 'em with midnight? Damn, I never heard that one. 8d6+6=38 damage
[23:38] <Roland> 1 round burning
[23:39] <DGBG_Dm> As he's set on fire, you hear his dying screech and he rolls over, legs curling up on top of his crispy corpse
[23:39] <DGBG_Dm> Aw, really? Damn.
[23:39] <Roland> I light a cigarette off of his smoldering corpse before he explodes into grist.
[23:40] <Roland> "I keep my promises, hombre."
[23:42] <DGBG_Dm> "Fill em with midnight" is the Midnight Crew's special ragtime attack from their first appearance in Problem Sleuth donation comics. And is obviously a play on "fill em with daylight" ie "riddle em with holes we can see light come through"
[23:43] <Roland> Ahhhhhh
[23:43] <Roland> I'm gonna roll some HD to get some PP and HP back
[23:43] <DGBG_Dm> Sounds fine. 
[23:44] <Roland> 5+2+7=14 HP/PP restored. 
[23:47] <DGBG_Dm> A lumbering giclops comes into the roasted titachnid's chamber through one of its many connected tunnels. He seems to be dressed in some sort of food delivery uniform and is carrying a brown paper bag dripping with... eurgh, you don't think you want to know. When he sees the underling's corpse, he roars and drops his bag. "Noooo, my tip! You MONSTE
[23:47] <DGBG_Dm> R!"
[23:48] <Roland> "oh my god it was serious"
[23:48] <Roland> 17+8 grubslinger's intuition to, uh, something. Not sure how I feel right now.
[23:49] <DGBG_Dm> Uh, well I dunno either, but I rolled a natural 20 for something so, uh... bad? You DID just cost a minimum wage worker his tip.
[23:50] <Roland> This is, uh, fair.
[23:50] <Roland> 5+6 initiative. "Right, well, uh..."
[23:50] <Roland> "Sorry?"
[23:51] <DGBG_Dm> 4-2=2 initiative. He's too busy grieving the fact that now he won't make enough money to pay his rent this month. ... the titachnid was apparently a VERY good tipper.
[23:52] <Roland> Y-yeah. I'm... uh, huh. I'm just gonna roll a flurry 3 real quick.
[23:52] <DGBG_Dm> (You monster.)
[23:53] <Roland> All rolls are raw, because flurry 3 penalizes -6, and I have a +6 mod
[23:53] <DGBG_Dm> Gotcha
[23:53] <Roland> 11, 8, 8, 2
[23:53] <DGBG_Dm> Yeah, everything but the 2 hits.
[23:54] <Roland> 12d6+6 is 35 damage. Had to use the app for that, because physical dice are nice, but I don't have time to roll 12 of 'em.
[23:54] <Roland> Then I fire another shot with my second gun. 12+6
[23:54] <DGBG_Dm> Trust me I understand.
[23:54] <DGBG_Dm> That also hits
[23:55] <Roland> 4d6 is 19 damage
[23:55] <DGBG_Dm> Any moves or m?
[23:55] <DGBG_Dm> God DAMMIT autocorrect!
[23:55] <Roland> Alright! I'm starting to get a comfy amount of PP! I fall back 30 feet, and end my turn, because I'll be damned if I let myself get punched by such a hefty creature.
[23:55] <Roland> Lookit me! I'm a damn noodle!
[23:57] <Roland> I end my turn.
[23:57] <DGBG_Dm> Well at least you're a noodle with a snappy dress sense and a good sense of humor. I hear girls like those.
[23:57] <Roland> ;)
[23:58] <DGBG_Dm> The giclops runs at you but doesn't quite make it... rolling a d20 to determine how much space was between you when you started.
[23:59] <DGBG_Dm> 13 ft. Which means you're still in range for a body slam.
[23:59] <DGBG_Dm> Mmm, wait nah.
[00:00] <DGBG_Dm> I think that's supposed to refer to diameter not radius. Your good.
[00:00] <DGBG_Dm> He can't reach you.
[00:01] <DGBG_Dm> He does however roar threateningly to intimidate at ... 2+5. His voice cracks as he does it.
[00:01] <Roland> 9+8 insight to resist.
[00:01] <Roland> "Oh, you're a high school student, working a part time job. That about right?"
[00:02] <DGBG_Dm> "Shut up! ;_; My mom is making me do this!"
[00:02] <DGBG_Dm> "I just want to go home and play Fighter Pistol Squad with my friends!"
[00:03] <Roland> "Fighter pistol squad?" What the hell?
[00:13] <DGBG_Dm> "It's the best and newest in the FPS series obviously you're not cool enough to own a copy."
[00:13] <DGBG_Dm> Anyway, end turn.
[00:14] <Roland_> "What..." I keep back stepping. For a squishy ranged, you learn that kiting is for winners. Then I fire another flurry
[00:15] <Roland_> Flurry 3, mercurial dawn. This will empty it's magazine.
[00:15] <Roland_> 13 10 18 19
[00:16] <Roland_> 16d6+6 damage is 57+6
[00:17] <Roland_> Then I fire another shot from vector
[00:17] <Roland_> 15+6
[00:17] <Roland_> 17 damage. Not bad, I reckon.
[00:18] <Roland_> I expend all of my remaining movement backing away, then end my turn.
[00:20] <Roland_> Oh yeah, forgot to roll fire
[00:20] <Roland_> 2 turns burning
[00:20] <DGBG_Dm> I was about to say
[00:20] <Roland_> Haha, kinda sad when the DMs know all my stuff better than I do
[00:22] <Roland_> Anyway, it's Terrance the Giclops' turn
[00:23] <DGBG_Dm> He hollers in pain and uses his action to expand his movement, catching up to you. Takes 1dmg from fire
[00:25] <Roland_> "Ooh. Makin' it personal, boy?"
[00:27] <DGBG_Dm> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just a
[00:27] <DGBG_Dm> nother target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so y
[00:27] <DGBG_Dm> ou better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the U
[00:27] <DGBG_Dm> nited States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re payi
[00:27] <DGBG_Dm> ng the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
[00:28] <DGBG_Dm> End turn
[00:28] <DGBG_Dm> Oh wait no that's the beginning of my--fuck it. That's it thats the attack
[00:29] <DGBG_Dm> That's the meme Terrence is willing to go out on
[00:29] <Roland_> I feel like I should be rolling to resist intimidate
[00:29] <DGBG_Dm> Ahaha sure
[00:29] <Roland_> Because that was a masterpiece
[00:29] <Roland_> 6+8
[00:29] <DGBG_Dm> 11+3=14
[00:29] <Roland_> Welp. Barely, I think
[00:30] <Roland_> That's... That was beautiful
[00:30] <DGBG_Dm> Er... I think it goes to the defender, so yes.
[00:30] <DGBG_Dm> And thank you
[00:30] <Roland_> https://youtu.be/NsZMbs5PC64
[00:31] <Roland_> I use my minor to replace Mercurial Dawn with Vesta, and use my major to flurry 3 again
[00:31] <Roland_> 9 9 19 and 16
[00:31] <DGBG_Dm> All hit
[00:32] <Roland_> 12d6+6 is 38+6
[00:32] <Roland_> 2 turns burning, if he's still alive
[00:32] <DGBG_Dm> His prepubescent body goes down and twitches in a pool of his own blood. Feel free to teabag his corpse, if you so desire.
[00:33] <DGBG_Dm> And by corpse I mean grist pile
[00:33] <Roland_> No. He deserves more respect than that.
[00:33] <Roland_> I take off my hat and sing the above link.
[00:33] <DGBG_Dm> Roll performance to see how many angels weep
[00:34] <Roland_> 7 angels weep.
[00:34] <DGBG_Dm> Beautiful
[00:34] <Roland_> I'm... You were too beautiful for this world, Terrence
[00:34] <Roland_> ;_;
[00:34] <Roland_> I can roll grist fall and XP if you don't wanna bother
[00:34] <DGBG_Dm> Yeah that'd be nice.
[00:35] <DGBG_Dm> I should probably learn eventually but eh fuck it for now.
[00:35] <Roland_> 2800+825 XP
[00:36] <Roland_> Then grist
[00:36] <Roland_> This is the tough part
[00:42] <Roland_> Can't forget fine booty
[00:42] <Roland_> 9574 build
[00:42] <Roland_> 2903 t1
[00:42] <Roland_> 877 t2
[00:43] <Roland_> 273
[00:43] <Roland_> 80 t4
[00:44] <Roland_> 25 t5
[00:44] <Roland_> 10 t6
[00:45] <Roland_> Giclops:
[00:45] <Roland_> 2922 build
[00:45] <Roland_> 905 t1
[00:46] <Roland_> 287 t2
[00:46] <Roland_> 86 t3
[00:47] <Roland_> 33 t4
[00:47] <Roland_> 16 t5

PASTE NOTES: As a result of this, I climbed up an echeladder rung, and am no longer in the negative for t4 grist. 

Terra is welcome for that damn guitar.