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You found: 3 credits
Blue :  !Mm
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !Mm
*DEAD* [DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  shet
[SM] Muted by nobody.
Type /group to join the DFS Steam group for News and Announcements! 
ChronicAxis has found: The Equalizer  
You can double jump as any class! 
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  i mean, i tried explaining what she was feeling. she shouldnt take my word for doctor's notes. its just that a lot of trans--
Zelten :  /tauntspeedmne
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Sparkles
[DFS] MeowMix has joined the game
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  people have dysphoria 
Putting the [DFS] tag before your name shows that you support DFS and makes you earn more experience for faster leveling! 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  She doesnt
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !tauntspeedme
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  and i said that my words shouldnt be taken for doctor's notes.
Feel free to report annoying players or abusive admins on DFS forums! 
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !tauntspeedme
Cucking Funt joined team RED
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  wait what was she feeling
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Sparkles fucked up
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  i didnt fuck up you dolt
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !tauntspeedme
[Trade Chat] If you don't want to see trade chat, say /TOGGLECHAT.
Feel free to ask Admins or Moderators for special commands! 
[DFS] Missletoe Bomber :  !tauntspeedme
(TEAM) Blo0dLust The Undying :  !tauntspeedme
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Really, shees been irresponsive for ages
Type /autojump to enable/disable bunnyhop mode 
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  what do you mean
Rufus :  you mean she's having a mental breakdown because you explained to her what dysphoria is?
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  SHE ISNT TALKING
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  SHE ISNT HERE
Type /kartme to toggle bumper kart on yourself and /unkartme to untoggle it! 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  SHE ISNT SOCIAL
Rufus :  that's sounds
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  enough all caps pls
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  OK
Rufus :  really dumb
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  i triggered happy mode on realm
Xeon has joined the game
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !friendly
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  which is part of the reason
Blue :  You don't see a F2P do that everyday
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  if i disable it
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Reyes, Jango has heard of this
Votes are enabled, the commands are /votemute, /votekick and /voteban 
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  i explained something and im getting shouted at 
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  cool
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Reyes
[RTD] ChronicAxis rolled Tiny Mann.
You found: 3 credits
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  inb4 someone gets muted
[SourceComms] Reyes❆ [DFS]: Issued an extended mute on Reyes❆ [DFS] for 60 minutes (reason: ayer reason).
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  o damn.
Type /allowance to allow/disallow player damage (Works only on non-competitive maps!) 
[SourceComms] Reyes❆ [DFS]: Removed an extended mute from Reyes❆ [DFS].
[RTD] ChronicAxis's perk has worn off.
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  jk
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Reyes
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !fp
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  what
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  reyes is the main culprit 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Turn off happy mode
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  no
Type /exp to check your current level/exp 
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  the fuck is a happy mode
Blo0dLust The Undying :  how do you get inside the blimp?
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  if i turn off happy mode what has been bothering me alongside 99% of the staff members
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  will happen
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  theres a way in 
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  except even worse
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Explain
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  at the top of the building
/givecredits *amount* to give somebody else credits 
[Trade Chat] If you don't want to see trade chat, say /TOGGLECHAT.
Zelten left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  it stops
[TF2] To change your equipped model, type /equip in chat or equip in console.
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  shit flinging all caps grasping at straws drama creating non-stop
Donators get a x2 credit boost 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Reyes, disable it and mute her
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  SOUNDS LIKE A REAL PROBLEM
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  thats the same thing tho
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  and uh
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  no
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Client side
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  because flamewars are against the rules
Type /pack to view your inventory! 
IvanPlah has joined the game
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  And so is admin abuse
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  how is that abuse
[DFS] Missletoe Bomber :  !tauntspeedme
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  here we go
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Silencing, provoking
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  how the fuck am i provoking
Cucking Funt grew to: Level 2
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  >provoking
[DFS] Missletoe Bomber :  !fp
Type /shop to use the shop! 
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  thats, like, totally not abuse, dude
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  You are making her more angry instead of doing what you should do is calm her down
[DFS] Missletoe Bomber has defeated the Horseless Headless Horsemann!
ChronicAxis has defeated the Horseless Headless Horsemann!
[DFS] Festive Nexus joined team RED
Type /commands to view a menu of public/respected commands! 
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  what am i a fucking therapist?
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  i'm an admin
Quick! What is 135 + 164?
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  No
Rufus :  one of the reason I come here is to witness entertainment like this
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  i am therapist
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  the rapist
Rufus :  *s
Type /robot to be a robot! 
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  this kind of yelling at everyone and shit flinging has been done countless times by realmù
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  none of the admins have actually done anything about it
You found: 3 credits
Blo0dLust The Undying grew to: Level 2
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  maybe its time for realm to take the hint
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  an admin's job is to administrate. that means silencing to stop shit
Some of the fun commands are disabled on competitive maps. 
[Trade Chat] Remember, say /T before messages about trading.
(Private to [DFS] Festive Realm ™) [DFS] Festive Nexus: Add_me_back,_We_Need_To_talk
[DFS] Festive Nexus grew to: Level 39
You found: 46 credits
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  i'm silencing realm to not have the chat filled with all caps spam flamewar
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  flamewar being against the rules
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  i guess unless its a really shit decision you cant argue with an admin
Type /pet to disable/enable your pet! 
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !speedtauntme
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  admins can abuse and have shit decisions but
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  what i'm doing is absolutely not abuse
Blo0dLust The Undying :  HELP
[DFS] Missletoe Bomber :  !tp
Blo0dLust The Undying :  PLS
Blo0dLust The Undying :  I'M STUCK
Blo0dLust The Undying :  XD
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  kys
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  and go back to spawn
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  xdddddddddd
Blo0dLust The Undying :  noh
Type /arcade to play arcade! 
(TEAM) Cucking Funt :  wait! you cant even kill people on this shithole server? whats the fucking point
Rufus :  right time to go home
[RTD] Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer rolled Outline.
Rufus :  I'm tired
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Wait up
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  i like reyes because they're actually doing something 
Type /psay to send a private message to somebody. 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Can I even /psay her?
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  lol
Type /t to switch to trading chat, /lt to send your last offer and /mlt to check your last offer! 
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  probably ye
Blo0dLust The Undying :  where teh fuck is the blimp?
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  but
Blo0dLust The Undying :  awh yis
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  if realm ever responds to you a happy phrase will be posted in global
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  while the real message will be posted as private to you
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  thats a side effect
Type /nominate to nominate a map! 
Blo0dLust The Undying :  !tauntspeedme
Blue :  !Mm
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  and if i gag realm instead private messages wont go through at all so
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  necessary evil
Blo0dLust The Undying :  why can't i move?
Blo0dLust The Undying :  wtf
BrightBabyYoshi has joined the game
[Trade Chat] To send again your last offer, say /LT.
Type /ignore *name* to ignore a user's mic and chat, /unignore *name* to unignore them. 
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  reyes is based god
Blo0dLust The Undying :  help i can't move
Blo0dLust The Undying :  and i'm stuckin third person
(Private to [DFS] Festive Realm ™) [DFS] Festive Nexus: Realm,Talk_To_Me_Over_PM!_We_can_work_this_out
Blo0dLust The Undying :  nvm
Type /forums or /forum to access DFS Forums! 
Blo0dLust The Undying left the game (Disconnect by user.)
You found: 1 credits
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  drama 2: the squeakual
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  kek
Type /civilian to be a civilian! 
ChronicAxis was awarded: 2 EXP
Hoopmas has joined the game
Type /friendly to become immune to damage and be unable to hurt others on competitive maps. 
BrightBabyYoshi logged in as Level 147 Lord Moderator
IvanPlah has joined the server for the first time!
[DFS] Ðr. Azure ♥™ has joined the game
IvanPlah logged in as Level 1 Member
BrightBabyYoshi joined team RED
IvanPlah joined team BLU
Donate to DFS to get Respected or Admin membership to gain lots of more fun commands for yourself! 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Mind if I dump chat logs to a TXT file?
Reyes❆ [DFS] has found: The Gunboats  
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  yo sure my d00d
Type /donate <amount> to donate to DFS! 
Herr has joined the game
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  sure but i can only have a bad feeling about it
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Why
Hoopmas logged in as Level 83 Master Moderator
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Got anything to hide?
Type /cjet to put a jetpack on! 
[Trade Chat] To send again your last offer, say /LT.
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  nah
Hoopmas joined team RED
[SM] ChronicAxis wants to rock the vote. (1 votes, 8 required)
ChronicAxis :  rtv
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Great
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  ugh
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  hi
[SM] Hoopmas: toggled noclip on Hoopmas.
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Il send all this off to be processed
Type /tauntspeedme to change your taunt/animation speed! 
[DFS] Ðr. Azure ♥™ logged in as Level 107 Member
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  huh
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Hoop
Type /mm to use custom models, Respected members have access to more of them! 
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  what
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Realm is irresponsive
Herr logged in as Level 70 Regular Member
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  And when she does this, I start to drink
[DFS] Ðr. Azure ♥™ joined team BLU
Type /redirect to switch servers! 
*DEAD* [Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  yyyeah, so?
Herr joined team BLU
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  everyone is getting here
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  why should i be the one to care, exactly?
You found: 3 credits
Blue :  !tauntspeed
[SM] Hoopmas: toggled noclip on Hoopmas.
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  she'll be irresponsive until she gets enough attention.
[DFS] Missletoe Bomber :  !fp
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Oh trust me
Type /c to check and equip custom weapons! 
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  i mean realm has been the center of attention for the past 40 fuckin minutes
Herr :  hi i just got here
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  hi herr
Herr :  is realm triggered again
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  hi Herr
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  And she will be so until this is resolved
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  yep
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  hi herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[SM] Hoopmas: Slapped Herr.
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  haha 
Herr :  hi hoop man
Type /admincommands to see all of the admin commands! 
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  well that's up to you then
Type /gstunme, /stunme or /bonkme to stun yourself! 
[Trade Chat] To check what was your last offer, say /MLT.
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  im going to sleep now. 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  No, thats up to whoever I want to send the logs to
[SM] Hoopmas: toggled noclip on Hoopmas.
ChronicAxis has found: 4 credits
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  goodbye everyone 
[DFS] Missletoe Bomber left the game (Disconnect by user.)
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  are you threatening me lmao
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  gbye
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  nighty night 
[DFS] Sparkles McFestivenugget :  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Voidbeast4 has joined the game
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  because both dispenzor and green are aware
Type /resizeresetme to reset your size 
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  threats, huh
[RTD] ChronicAxis rolled No Gravity.
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Im being honest
[SM] Voting for next map has started.
Type /admins to view a list of admins in the server 
[RTD] ChronicAxis's perk has worn off.
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  i'll take that as a 'yes' then
[SM] Map voting has finished. The next map will be trade_apadiel. (Received 37% of 8 votes)
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  i got a little suggestion for ya, bubbo
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  why don't you take the problems
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  too bad i dont care about threats
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  OUTSIDE
Type rtd to Roll the Dice! 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Would love to
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Already told you I cant
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  how is that the server's fault
We now have enabled the new voice codec, meaning that HLDJ users will need to convert their .wav micspams to have a frequency of 22KHz if they want to micspam properly. 
Voidbeast4 logged in as Level 30 Member
Voidbeast4 joined team RED
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  apparently, being in the server to talk about you're problems means it's the server's fault
Welcome to Dispenz0r's Fun Server, have fun and enjoy your stay! 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  If I am correct, the server hosts the chat no?
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  this will probaly play out some way tomorrow
You found: 2 credits
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  so does every video game in the world
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  badly
[Trade Chat] If you don't want to see trade chat, say /TOGGLECHAT.
Feel free to add the DFS servers to your favorites! EU: 185.38.149.98:27145 USA: 138.128.17.170:27185 
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  ONE MINUTE A REMAINING IN DE MATCH
[TF2] To change your equipped model, type /equip in chat or equip in console.
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  And im sure
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  talking to someone about their problems in a server is the equivalent of
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  yelling in public about it
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  rather than just directly tlaking to them
You can type /tp to go into thirdperson mode and /fp to go into firstperson mode 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  These logs being marked DFS wouldnt do good for the server
Herr grew to: Level 71
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  is this now blackmail
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Neither would it for any other server session
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  blackmail huh
[SM] Round Win - Advanced Infinite Ammo enabled
You can support DFS by donating $15.00 or 7 keys to get a Admin membership or $5.00 or 3 keys to get a Respected membership! 
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  ahhh
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Blackmail?
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  black man
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  haah lol
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  thats the blackest mail there pal
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  get it
Mr.trickster has joined the game
[DFS] Festive Nexus logged in as Level 39 Member
Mayo joined team 
[SMAC] This server is protected by SourceMod Anti-Cheat.
You can support DFS by donating $15.00 or 7 keys to get a Admin membership or $5.00 or 3 keys to get a Respected membership! 
You earn EXP 20 percent faster due to your [DFS] tag!
[DFS] Festive Nexus joined team RED
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer joined team RED
[TF2] Model Manager version 1.0.4 - By FlaminSarge (based on Damizean's TF2 Equipment Manager)
[SM] To get a list of all server commands, type !commands in chat
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  And no, its not black mail. Im not extorting you
Halloween items are enabled on DFS! 
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  rly
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer joined team BLU
Mondo has joined the game
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer has found: The Neon Annihilator  
[Trade Chat] If you don't want to see trade chat, say /TOGGLECHAT.
Type /group to join the DFS Steam group for News and Announcements! 
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  actually
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  that's like
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  slander idk
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  the official definition of blackmail pal
You can double jump as any class! 
Mondo logged in as Level 93 Member
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  you're threatening this server if we don't do what you want
Cool Guy Mayo :  what did i miss
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  But no matter how much you do, im still sending it
Mondo joined team BLU
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  to who lmao
Herr :  hi mayo
Mondo :  boo
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  a fuckfight
[RTD] ChronicAxis rolled Lucky Sandvich.
Herr :  realm got triggered and his friend is gonna blackmail us apparently
Putting the [DFS] tag before your name shows that you support DFS and makes you earn more experience for faster leveling! 
[Host of Embers] Hoopmas :  you can barely learn to fingerpaint lmao
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Look, il be honest
Cool Guy Mayo :  sending what exactly
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Pressing the delete button is tempting
Feel free to report annoying players or abusive admins on DFS forums! 
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  what
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Chat logs
KaLS has joined the game
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  the only thing i'm saying about realm is they need to stop the drama and you've managed
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  to escalate this
Panda The Blu Nosed Pandeer :  ah
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  to blackmail
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  congratulations
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  i applaud you
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  but
Feel free to ask Admins or Moderators for special commands! 
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  Im escelating this on my side
[DFS] Festive Nexus :  You wont be effected
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  this server isn't your bitch.
[Sound Engineer] Reyes❆ [DFS] :  sorry
Freddie49 has joined the game