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-- gamingCoolkid [GC] began trolling cancerGeneticist [CG] at 14:46 --
[02:46] GC: h3y! k to th3 k to th3 V4NT4S!
-- cancerGeneticist [CG] is now an idle chum! --
[02:47] GC: wh4ts up kv? h4h4h4.
[05:05] CG: OH SHIT HEY.
[05:10] GC: d44444mn v4nt1l4tor! l34v1n 4 grl h4ng1n 4 so long!
[05:13] CG: OH SHUT IT, I WAS BUSY.
[05:13] CG: BUT
[05:13] CG: VANTILATOR?
[05:15] GC: h4h4h4 y34h not on3 of my b3st 1 gu3ss. w4s go1n 4 th3 whol3 v3nt1n th1ng, l1k3, your 3p1c r4ntz?
[05:15] GC: wuz look1n through som3 of your old m3moz 4nd d4444mn!
[05:15] GC: t4lk 4bout l3tt1n off st34m!
[05:17] CG: OH GOD DID YOU REALLY CHECK BACK TO THAT SHIT??
[05:20] GC: d4mn str41ght! grlz gott4 know wh4t sh3s d34l1n w1th h3r3 yknow?
[05:20] GC: no sw34t tho, you h4v3nt s33n 4ny of our r3s1d3nt v4nt4s. d44444444444444444mn!
[05:22] CG: YES I HAVE, BUT ONLY MILDLY. SEEING HOW I WAS PULLED ASIDE TO LISTEN TO BULLSHIT FOR FOREVER AND A HALF.
[05:24] GC: oh y34h! 4got bout th4t h4h4h4. h1s 3ss4yz, m444n. r333334l knock1n on my r4d, know wh4t 1m s4y1n? m4k1ng 1ssu3z outt4 4nyth1n h3 c4n!
[05:27] CG: WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE DO THAT? SERIOUSLY, HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT OR ANYTHING THAT'S EVEN SLIGHTLY RELEVENT! ALL HE DOES IS TALK ABOUT SHIT THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT, BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY AWARE OF IT AND HE TALKS ABOUT IT LIKE HE'S *TEACHING* US STUFF THAT'S PLAIN COMMON SENSE.
[05:33] GC: th4tz just th3 w4y kr1v4 rollz 1 gu3ss h3h3h. h3 th1nks h3s som3 k1nd4 soc14l just1c3 wh1t3 kn1ght, tr34t1n 3v3ryth1n l1k3 4 s3ns1t1v3 1ssu3 4nd b31n 4ll try1ng not to off3nd 4nyon3! k1nd4 cut3 1 gu3ss, but thos3 sp33ch3z 4r3 just so Y4444WN.
[05:36] CG: HIS HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE, BUT HE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE SQUARE PEG FIT INTO A TRIANGLE INDENTION AND REFUSES TO CHANGE TACTICS.
[05:40] GC: 1 know r1ght! 4nd h3 tot4lly m4k3s th3 probl3mz wors3 b3cuz h3 just m4k3s 1ssu3s wh3r3 p3opl3 4r3 tot4lly r4d 4nd cool w1th 1t!
[05:41] GC: l1k3 br1ng1n up 4nd b31n 4ll s3ns1t1v3 bout my n4s4l 1ssu3z wh3n 1m just l1k3.
[05:41] GC: d4444444mn!
[05:41] CG: I THINK SOMEONE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
[05:41] GC: 1t dont m4tt3r to m3!
[05:41] CG: DIDN'T HE CAUSE A SHIT TON OF DRAMA BEFORE YOUR SESSION STARTED?
[05:44] GC: m4n poor k4nkr13z, h3 tr13z to b3 4ll g3tt1ng 1n 4nd solv1n p3oplz probl3mz 4nd dr4m4 but h3 g3ts 3v3ryon3 4ll work3d up 1n 4 tot4lly unr4d st4t3 w1th h1s 3ss4yz 4n tr1gg3r wordz 4nd 444gh!
[05:44] GC: d4mn n34r m4k3z 4 grl w4nn4 do som3th1n 4ll n4sty 4nd unr4d to m4k3 h1m shut 1t!
[05:45] CG: WELL YOU CAN'T TECHNICALLY HURT HIM NOW.
[05:47] GC: n4h 1 wouldnt hurt k4rk1b4b3z 4nyw4yz. h3 just n33dz to CH1LL 1T som3t1m3z!
[05:47] GC: [[ *kankribabez ]]
[05:47] GC: [[ fff ]]
[05:55] CG: I GUESS, I'M JUST GOING TO AVOID THE FUCKER FOR RIGHT NOW.
[05:55] CG: SO
[05:55] CG: ANY DAMNED WAY
[05:56] CG: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO??
[05:58] GC: just th3 usu4l r4d stuffz, pl4y1n g4m3z 4n k1ck1n r4d1c4l tr1ckz on th3 four wh33l d3v1c3!
[05:58] GC: gott4 b3 pr4ct1s1n my n3w3st r4dd3st tr1cks know?
[06:00] CG: I DON'T REALLY GET WHAT THE POINT OF THE FOUR WHEEL DEVICE IS, ASIDE FROM GETTING AROUND BUT, WHY TRICKS AND SHIT??
[06:01] GC: bcuz...
[06:01] GC: th3yr3 tot4lly................
[06:01] GC: ............................................
[06:02] GC: R44444444444444444444444444444444D1C4L >8D
[06:04] CG: ...WHY DID I KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT.
[06:07] GC: h4h4h4h4! wh4t 3ls3 would 1 b3 look1n 4 1n th3s3 sw33t tr1ckz? got cr3d to m41nt41n!
[06:07] GC: th3 r4d3st g4mr grlz gott4 h4v3 th3 r4dd3st tr1ckz 4round!
[06:07] GC: *r4dd3st
[06:08] CG: THERE'S SOME WEIRD LOGIC TO THAT, ALTHOUGH IT'S PRETTY FUCKING POINTLESS.
[06:08] CG: BUT WE ALL NEED HOBBIES, RIGHT?
[06:09] GC: grrrrl, b31n r4d 41nt 4 hobby 1ts 4 l1f3styl3! but po1nt t4k3n 1 gu3ss, gott4 do 4nd b3 wh4t you 4r3 for34lz r1ght?
[06:10] CG: EXACTLY, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU BOARDING AROUND IS ACTUAL LIKE AN OBSTRUCTION TO ANYONE ELSE, ASIDE FROM YOUR FACE MAYBE.
[06:15] GC: h3y! noth1ng g3tt1n 1n th3 w4y of th1s grlz r4d f4c3! grl l1k3 m3 41nt gonn4 go b41l1ng!
[06:15] GC: my tr1ckz 4r3 th3 smooth3st 4nd r4dd3st, no 3xc3pt1ons!
[06:15] CG: UH HUH
[06:16] CG: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BUSTED YOUR SKULL ON THE GROUND, PYROPE.
[06:17] GC: you doubt1n my r4dn3ss kr4bk4t?? no w4y th1s grlz h4d 4 w1p3out! th4t would b3 tot4lly not r4d 1n 3v3ry w4y!
[06:18] GC: ok4y so m4yb3 1 got 4 f3w scr4tch3s n stuff. no b1gg13z or 4nyth1n!
[06:18] CG: THERE WE GO, BUT I'M SURE YOU HAD TO HAVE HAD *ONE* REALLY SPECTACULAR FUCK UP, I MEAN, WE ALL DO.
[06:21] GC: ...you c4nt go t3ll1n 4nyon3 bout th1s ok4y?? gott4 k33p 4 grlz cr3d up. 3h3h.
[06:22] CG: ALRIGHT, MY MAW IS SEALED.
[06:23] GC: 4lr1ght so 1 m1ght4 b33n do1n 4 tot4lly r4d fl1p th1s on3 t1m3. 1t wuz tot4lly r4d 4nd 4ll!!! th3 hott3st 41rt1m3 4nd 3v3ryth1n!
[06:24] GC: m4yb3 1 k1nd4 bl3w th3 l4nd1ng. l1k3, tot4lly bl3w 1t.
[06:26] CG: I WOULD ASSUME, BUT THAT KIND OF FUCKERY HAPPENS RIGHT? YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE CHEWING ON PAVEMENT.
[06:30] GC: y34h 1t tot4lly h4pp3nz to 3v3n th3 r4dd3st g4m3r grlz som3t1m3s! 4nd 1 tot4lly w4snt 4t my r4dd3st th4t d4y 31th3r, 1 m34n, 1t must4 just sl1pp3d for l1k3 th3 l34st of mom3ntz 4nd B4M!
[06:30] GC: tr41l1n f4c3 on th3 floor.
[06:31] CG: YOU EVER GET DISTRACTED?
[06:33] GC: pfff no w4y! th3 s1ck tr1ckz 4r3 4ll 4 grlz gott4 th1nk bout, noth1n gonn4 d1str4ct m3 from th4t!
[06:33] CG: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL??
[06:35] GC: d444mn kk, your3 r34lly try1n to g3t 1n my p4n h3r3! 4nd 1 thought 1 wuz th3 m1nd pl4y3r!
[06:35] CG: WELL YOU'RE THE KNIGHT OF MIND OR SOME SHIT RIGHT?? THAT DOESN'T PARTICULARLY MEAN YOU'RE ANALYTICAL.
[06:35] CG: I THINK, AT LEAST.
[06:38] GC: m4444n who 3v3n knowz? 1 sw34r l1k3 most of th3 t1m3 w3 w3r3 tot4lly just w1ng1n 1t 4ll r4d. 1 m34n wh4ts th3 po1nt 1n th1nk1ng 1t through wh3n 4 grl c4n juuuust go w1th 1t!
[06:46] CG: TRUST ME, THINKING SHIT OUT INSTEAD OF BEING IMPULSIVE IS A BETTER DEAL THAN YOU'D THINK, EVEN IF IT SEEMS TEDIUS AS FUCK AT FIRST, BUT IT PAYS OFF WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE DOUCHELORDS TEARING DOWN YOUR PRIZE AT THE LAST SECOND.
[06:50] GC: or blow1n stuff up 1n your f4c3? h4h4h4.
[06:50] GC: d4mn, propz to mp for th4t on3! n3v3r s4w 1t com1ng!
[06:51] CG: DID SHE REALLY PULL A BOMB ON YOU IDIOTS?
[06:52] GC: tot3z d1d! just B4M!
[06:52] GC: bl3w us 4w4y r1ght 1nto th3 4ft3rl1f3z!
[07:01] CG: OR YOU KNOW
[07:01] CG: KILLED YOU.
[07:02] GC: y34h w3ll, w31rd but 1 gu3ss w3 ow3 h3r for 1t h3h3h.
[07:02] CG: SORT OF, IT'S BETTER THAN BEING STUCK IN THE GAME, RIGHT?
[07:03] GC: or l1k3, not 3v3n 3x1st1ng!
[07:04] CG: WELL THAT TOO. YOU WOULDN'T FEEL THE NON-EXISTENCE, OBVIOUSLY, BUT BEING ABLE TO STILL DO SHIT IS PROBABLY BETTER THAN NOTHING.
[07:06] GC: y34h! w3 c4nt b3 los1n th1s r4d grl 4nd h3r r4d fr13ndz now!
[07:07] GC: dr34mbubz b3tt3r b3 w4tch1n out cuz m33nymon3yb4gz up 4nd unl34sh3d us 4ll!
[07:08] CG: MEENYMONEYBAGS? HEH, I'LL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE AT SOME POINT.
[07:09] GC: t4k3 4 p1ctur3 wh3n you do! h4h4h4h4!
[07:10] CG: IF SHE ISN'T CHASING ME AROUND WITH THAT STUPID CULLING FORK I'LL ATTEMPT A SNAPSHOT.
[07:11] GC: 4w d4mn, sh3 b33n g3tt1n h3r st4bz on 4g41n?
[07:12] CG: NOT THAT I KNOW OF, EVERY SINCE THE SKY DECIDED TO GO AND FUCK ITSELF SHE'S BEEN A BIT MORE FOCUSED, HELL, ONE MIGHT EVEN CALL HER CIVIL.
[07:14] GC: h4h4h4 grlz on 4 m1ss1on! b4d guys b3st b3 w4tch1n out!
[07:15] CG: SHE HAS A GOOD DRIVE, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW A DAMNED THING ABOUT PROPERLY LEADING, SHE'S A BETTER CANIDATE FOR IT THAN MOST, I'LL ADMIT. SHE'S GOING TO NEED A SHIT TON OF HELP AND ADVISING AND LIKE
[07:16] CG: DIDN'T ARANEA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A WHOLE OTHER PLAN IN THE WORKS??
[07:16] CG: FOR A GIRL THAT TALKS AS MUCH AS SHE DOES, SHE'S PRETTY DAMNED CRYPTIC.
[07:18] GC: 1 know r1ght! 1ts l1k3 w3 got two of th3 b1gg3st ch1tt3r1n ch4tt3rbox3s 4nd th3yr3 not s4y1n 4nyth1ng 4t 4ll!!!
[07:19] GC: on on3 h4nd w3 got sw34t3r who just t4lkz 4n t4lkz 4bout soc14l just1c3 w1th h1s huuuug3 tr1gg3r l1stz, on th3 oth3r w3 got sp1d3rbor3 who 3xpl41nz 3v3ryth1n wh1l3 not 3xpl41n1n 4nyth1ng 4t 4ll!
[07:19] GC: d4444mn! c4nt w3 just h4v3 on3 str41ght up r4d t4lk1n p3rson to m4k3 s3ns3 of 3v3ryth1n?
[07:25] CG: NO, THAT'D BE TOO EASY, AND THE UNIVERSE APPARENTLY WANTS TO MAKE US "WORK FOR IT."
[07:25] CG: THE UNIVERSE IS A TOTAL FUCKBAG.
[07:27] GC: h4h4h4, 4w, ch1ll4x! 1ts tot4lly gonn4 b3 cool! gonn4 s33 som3 pr3tty s1ck sh1t on th3 w4y too!
[07:27] GC: gonn4 b3 tot4lly r4d1c4l, youll s33!
[07:31] CG: IF YOU SAY SO, BUT I WON'T GET MY HOPES UP IN CASE IT'S NOT AS RADICAL AS YOU MAKE IT SEEM.
[07:36] GC: h3y just dont b3 g1v1n up on us th3r3! w3 got 4 loooot of stuff st1ll to b3 do1n 4n 1ts gonn4 b3 sw33t to s33!