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[09:27:26] * PhoneticCrane11 (webchat@adsl-108-73-161-205.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net) has joined #aos.gbl
[09:27:26] * Q sets mode: +v PhoneticCrane11
[09:27:30] <+PhoneticCrane11> Hello.
[09:27:35] <+PhoneticCrane11> i didnt cheat...
[09:28:27] <+PhoneticCrane11> and i get banned on Olympic's day... how nice.
[09:29:01] <+PhoneticCrane11> i have been false banned two times...
[09:30:07] <@PXYC> oh
[09:30:12] <@PXYC> You got banned, let me see.
[09:30:42] <@PXYC> Ah yes, this wasn't a false ban.
[09:30:54] <@PXYC> Don't lie.
[09:31:01] <@PXYC> PhoneticCrane11
[09:31:19] <+PhoneticCrane11> i didnt cheat...
[09:31:37] <@PXYC> Were you playing on Gen Wars?
[09:31:43] <+PhoneticCrane11> no...
[09:31:51] <+PhoneticCrane11> Why...
[09:31:52] <@PXYC> Yes you were, don't lie.
[09:32:00] <@PXYC> I don't like liars.
[09:32:06] <@PXYC> Actually, I don't lift the bans of liars.
[09:32:07] <+PhoneticCrane11> i had my computer stolen last night...
[09:32:13] <@PXYC> That's the best one yet!
[09:32:17] <@PXYC> ReubenMcHawk
[09:32:21] <+ReubenMcHawk> pfffft
[09:32:23] * LofS (~ofSpades@lastofspades.users.quakenet.org) has joined #aos.gbl
[09:32:23] * Q sets mode: +v LofS
[09:32:24] * MKU (fuckyou@Mariokillu.users.quakenet.org) has joined #aos.gbl
[09:32:24] * Q sets mode: +v MKU
[09:32:27] <@PXYC> Wat
[09:32:30] <+ReubenMcHawk> woah
[09:32:34] <@PXYC> Dem people
[09:32:35] <+PhoneticCrane11> i found it in a package from the police...
[09:32:35] <+LofS> guys i got baned
[09:32:40] <@PXYC> LOL
[09:32:41] <+ReubenMcHawk> They must have sensed it
[09:32:42] <+LofS> i got baned can somebody unbane me
[09:32:56] <+PhoneticCrane11> hey dont worry you wont get unbanned.
[09:33:04] <@PXYC> He's kidding
[09:33:07] <@PXYC> Ok, so you didn't hack, the thief that stole your computer did?
[09:33:14] <+PhoneticCrane11> yea...
[09:33:18] <@PXYC> That's the worst story I've ever sen.
[09:33:19] <+MKU> LOLOLOLOLOL
[09:33:24] <+PhoneticCrane11> lol kid
[09:33:27] <@StackOverflow> unban this man at once
[09:33:33] <@PXYC> hahaha
[09:33:35] <@PXYC> Ok
[09:33:36] <+PhoneticCrane11> you can't even spell.
[09:33:40] <@PXYC> I can't even spell?
[09:33:45] <+ReubenMcHawk> PhoneticCrane11 police report scan plz
[09:33:47] <+PhoneticCrane11> sen?
[09:33:54] <+PhoneticCrane11> you mean seen?
[09:34:07] <@PXYC> Oh right, sorry, I'm too busy laughing at your story.
[09:34:13] <+PhoneticCrane11> haha.
[09:34:13] <+MKU> Phonetic, don't you mean "yeah"?
[09:34:15] <+PhoneticCrane11> very funny
[09:34:18] <@StackOverflow> please PXYC, he is a victim of a crime
[09:34:19] <@StackOverflow> be nice
[09:34:19] <@PXYC> So is your story.
[09:34:27] <+ReubenMcHawk> PhoneticCrane11 police report scan plz
[09:34:28] <@PXYC> Ok, everyone shut up now.
[09:34:40] <@PXYC> PhoneticCrane11, I don't unban liars.
[09:34:44] <@PXYC> You were cheating, just admit it.
[09:34:52] <@PXYC> If you admit it, the chances of an unban are higher.
[09:35:05] <+LofS> ( it's a trap )
[09:35:09] * LofS was kicked by PXYC (LofS)
[09:35:09] * LofS (~ofSpades@lastofspades.users.quakenet.org) has joined #aos.gbl
[09:35:09] * Q sets mode: +v LofS
[09:35:15] <@PXYC> Damn autojoin
[09:35:26] <+MKU> You win again, mIRC
[09:35:35] <+LofS> who uses mirc
[09:35:40] <+MKU> yo mama
[09:36:17] <+ReubenMcHawk> ooo
[09:36:18] <+PhoneticCrane11> i didnt cheat...
[09:36:25] <+PhoneticCrane11> i found my computer last night
[09:36:29] <+LofS> MKU: did you get your computer stolen too you seem wonky
[09:36:30] <+PhoneticCrane11> i think it was from the police
[09:36:40] <+ReubenMcHawk> The police cheated?
[09:36:40] <+PhoneticCrane11> i dont know my police stations address...
[09:36:48] <@StackOverflow> wait
[09:36:52] <@StackOverflow> the police cheat?
[09:36:53] <@PXYC> Yeah, police enjoy cheating on FPS games.
[09:36:54] <+PhoneticCrane11> i had a package with my computer in it...
[09:36:55] <@StackOverflow> somebody call 911
[09:36:56] <@StackOverflow> wait...
[09:36:58] <+MKU> I did get mine stolen but luckily I got it back before the thief could hack.
[09:36:59] <@StackOverflow> fff
[09:37:04] <+ReubenMcHawk> Corruption runs deep
[09:37:11] <@StackOverflow> down with the man, man
[09:37:11] <@CptCrow> hahah
[09:37:21] <+ReubenMcHawk> I heard J. Edgar Hoover cheated
[09:37:41] <+LofS> PhoneticCrane11: I hope you get your computer back because that sucks :<
[09:37:52] <@PXYC> LofS he got it back
[09:37:52] <@PXYC> in a package from the police
[09:37:54] <+MKU> Watch out Stack, Syntack might steal yours and hack on Battlefie.... oh wait...
[09:38:02] <+LofS> PXYC: I wasn't even asking you
[09:38:04] <+MKU> :trool:
[09:38:05] <@StackOverflow> nah
[09:38:07] <@PXYC> Fuck the police, they cheated on Gen Wars ;_;
[09:38:14] <@StackOverflow> paramedics stole my PC
[09:38:15] <@StackOverflow> hacked BF3
[09:38:33] <+ReubenMcHawk> firefighters got me VAC banned from TF2
[09:39:32] <+PhoneticCrane11> so liers whats up?
[09:39:57] <@PXYC> >says we can't spell correctly
[09:39:59] <@PXYC> >liers
[09:40:11] <+ReubenMcHawk> Not to mention >calls us liars
[09:40:18] <+ReubenMcHawk> >police cheated in AoS
[09:40:31] <+PhoneticCrane11> so you just got trolled by minnesotaburns!
[09:40:41] <+ReubenMcHawk> who?
[09:40:42] <+MKU> D:
[09:40:44] <+MKU> [08:38:28] <+ReubenMcHawk> firefighters got me VAC banned from TF2
[09:40:46] <+MKU> LOLOL
[09:40:53] <+MKU> Damn firefighters...
[09:41:04] <+PhoneticCrane11> You got trolled!
[09:41:07] <+MKU> They probably played as the pyro the whole time.
[09:41:08] <+PhoneticCrane11> hahahaha
[09:41:21] <+PhoneticCrane11> i had someone cheat for me. :D
[09:41:24] <+ReubenMcHawk> That wasn't even a good troll
[09:41:28] <+PhoneticCrane11> i wasnt the one cheating...
[09:41:32] <+MKU> omg
[09:41:35] <+MKU> OMG
[09:41:36] <+ReubenMcHawk> You just said stupid and contradicting things
[09:41:37] <@PXYC> Lol MinnesotaBurns
[09:41:40] <+MKU> pro trool
[09:41:43] <+PhoneticCrane11> so yea that was all a troll. :D
[09:41:50] <@StackOverflow> but
[09:41:52] <@StackOverflow> who was phone?
[09:41:57] <+ReubenMcHawk> You make actual trolls like me who put effort into their work ashamed.
[09:42:25] <@PXYC> You had someone cheat for you?
[09:42:28] <+MKU> I'm actually traumatized from the whole trolling.
[09:42:29] <+PhoneticCrane11> yea
[09:42:31] <@PXYC> What kind of idiot does that?
[09:42:31] <+MKU> QUICK
[09:42:34] <@PXYC> Did you WANT to get banned?
[09:42:35] <+PhoneticCrane11> i dont know
[09:42:37] <+PhoneticCrane11> no
[09:42:39] <+MKU> SOMEONE CALL 911
[09:42:44] <@StackOverflow> PhoneticCrane11, why would you do this
[09:42:44] <+PhoneticCrane11> i wanted to troll you people. :D
[09:42:47] <@StackOverflow> I trusted you
[09:42:57] <@PXYC> It was your master plan all along?
[09:43:01] <+PhoneticCrane11> i wasnt the one hacking dude...
[09:43:03] <@PXYC> Ok, guys, here goes my shot at trolling
[09:43:13] * PXYC sets mode: +b *!*@adsl-108-73-161-205.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net
[09:43:16] * PhoneticCrane11 was kicked by PXYC (Bye)
[09:43:24] <@PXYC> I'm not even going to think about lifting his ban.
[09:43:25] <+USABxBOOYO> Trolled
[09:43:36] <@StackOverflow> u r xpert troll PXYC
[09:43:39] <@PXYC> yeeee
[09:43:39] <+ReubenMcHawk> tr0l0l0l0