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 >You arrive at Twilight's library
>You knock on the door
>Spike answers
>"Oh hey man! How's the wife?"
Uh...she's sad.
>"What?! Pinkie is sad? What did you do?"
I need to talk to Twilight alone Spike.
>"Okay."
>He leaves
>Twilight comes upstairs
>"I heard you two talking. What's up?"
I think I messed up big time Twilight.
>"What happened?"
>You both sit at a table
>You explain Fluttershy taking some type of clock thing and sending you into the past, you came back and now this
>She just sits there putting the pieces together
>"Thats why you were in the library in canterlot then?"
Yes.
>"How did you know about the instantaneous time teleporting device?"
Fluttershy was trying to guess my fetish and she thought time travel was it...and she messed up.
>"This is so strange..."
Twilight I don't remember anything anyp0ny has been talking to me about...I only remember things from what happened to me through time.
>"It seems you have been thrown through time into a parallel universe Anon."
I what what huh?
>"You heard me. Now the Anon that was in this universe is in yours."
>You start to worry
Is he bad?
>"Well no...but he hates Fluttershy. He would do anything to make her cry, even embarass her in public. Also...he does have quite a temper..."
>fuck fuck fuck
What was the worst thing he did to her?
>"Asking her to dance at a diner last year...then when in the heat of the moment, leave her to dance with another p0ny while he proposed to Pinkie."
Oh no.
>"What's wrong?"
Well where I'm from...Fluttershy loves me.
>"Well same here...er-I mean she did."
Let me finish. She tries to guess my fetish and has even tried to rape me. I hope she's alright...
>That was a weird thing to say
>"Dear Celestia have mercy on her...and Anon. The Princess doesn't take to kindly to breaking the law."
I know.
>"And especially to one of the elements. She'd have him hanged or beheaded."
Do you know how I could switch back with him?
>"I'd have to fix the instantaneous time teleporting device because it stopped working this morning."
Wait how do you know it stopped working?
>"The front is just a clock Anon."
Oh.
>"I heard you say Pinkie was sad? What happened?"
Well...I was still in shock of everything changing...
>"What did you do?"
>You avoid her stare
Well I kinda told her I don't even remember marrying her or proposing to her...
>Twi facehoofs
>"Anon you idiot! You need to go apologize!"
How can I? I'm not even that same Anon!
>"At least try!"
>You think for a second
We've been together for a year now?
>"Yeah...time flies..."
>She quickly looks away 
>"I didn't mean anything by that I swear."
It's fine. I just want to know...
>"Yeah?"
Have we had like sex yet? Just so I'm prepared. Because she did make out with me when I first saw her.
>Twi tries to avoid your eyes and she blushes
>"Well...yes. A lot. And you both weren't very discrete about it either."
How bad?
>"Worst was when you two got caught in the kitchen with frosting and ice cream in places they should not be."
>You shudder
>Dick enjoys this thought 
>He puts his word in by getting hard
>Twi notices and gives you a failed sexy look
Sorry...not working.
>She pouts
>Good thing shes still awful at that in this universe
Okay Twilight. I'm gonna need some more info if I'm gonna be here for a while.
>She nods and her horn glows
>Then a book that has a picture of you on it levitates to her
You have a book on me?
>She nods
>"I started it when I first met you. Got it published by Celestia."
Okay. That's weird but I guess it comes in handy now.
>"Great. Lets get started."


Flippin Universes


>You are Fluttershy
>Anon disappeared when you pressed a button
>Now he appeared back in Ponyville
>You heard he's at SugarCube Corner
>You get there
>There he is
>You fly over and hug him from behind
Oh my goodness I'm so sorry I thought I lost you!
>He grabs you by your mane 
>He pulls you to his front and stares you dead in the face
>He must want to kiss you
>You close your eyes and pucker your lips
>Only to be greeted with the ground 
>Really hard
>It knocks the wind out of you and you're dizzy
A-anon I'm s-sorry.
>You can barely stand
>That hit hurt...a lot
>You fall over and hear Rainbow yelling as you slip out of consciousness

>You are Rainbow Dash
>Anon just slammed Fluttershy at the ground when she was just happy to see him
Anon what the fuck is your problem?!
>"What's yours you ugly lesbian?"
>You're taken back
>Nop0ny talks to you like that
>You fly at him knocking him into a table
>He stands up without a scratch on him
>And puts his fists up
>What's he doing?
>You tilt your head and look confused
Anon what are ya doing?
>Then one of his fists comes at your face
>It strikes you across the jaw and you go flying out the window shattering it into your wings
>Shit hurts like fuck
>You manage to stand 
>You limp over to the doorway
>Anon sees you and walks over
>You try to run but you're too weak
>He picks you up by the neck
>"Where is Pinkie?!"
>He tightens his grip
>You cough and tap on his wrist
>He releases and you fall
>You point to the stairs going up inside SugarCube Corner
Sorry Pinkie...
>You pass out

>You are Pinkie
>You just got done with a shower
Ahh! Thats better.
>You shake dry and your mane poofs out
>You open the bathroom door and Anon stands there
>He makes you jump
Oh hiya Anon! You scared me!
>He walks to you and picks you up snuggling you
>"I don't know what's going on in this crazy town, but at least I have you Pinks."
>He sets you down on the bed
Anon what are you talking about?
>"You didn't hear downstairs? That bitch Fluttershy came near me again. I told her to never see me again."
You can't say that to Fluttershy! It would break her heart!
>You look at his hands
>There's blood on his knuckles
Are you hurt?
>You point to his hands
>"No...but Rainbow is. She launched me into a table!"
Why would she do something like that? Is it because you said that to Fluttershy?
>He nods
Why did you say that to Fluttershy?! Do you know how bad that's gonna hurt her! Like really bad! She won't talk to you for like a week!
>"Well I hope its longer than that..."
Anon what's wrong with you? You're being mean.
>"What? This isn't being mean. I told her before to leave me the fuck alone! Don't you remember?
>You shake your head
Um...no you didn't.
>He grabs you 
>"What do you mean you don't remember?! She tried to violate me that one time! You were there! In fact you saved me!"
>You just stare at him
>His grip tightens
Ouchie Anon that hurts!
>He lets go
>"I'm sorry."
Wait a minute...did you say Dashie was hurt? Where is she?
>"Shes out in front of SugarCube corner where I left her."
>The pieces fall together in your brain
>You look out the window and see Rainbow laying on the ground in a puddle of blood
>You zoom outside
>Check her
>Oh good she's still alive
>You pull her back inside and put her on a table
>Anon comes downstairs
>And kicks something
>You stop attending to Dashie to see what it was
>He just kicked Fluttershy in the face
>Theres blood all on his shoe
Anon...Why did you...GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW YOU MONSTER!
>You struggle to hold back tears as he scowls at you and leaves
>You shut the door and pull Fluttershy on another table
>Both of them are okay
>Just sleeping
Oh shit...what a night.
>You call an ambulance
>They take them without question
>You would go with them but you're just dead tired
>You go upstairs
>And go to sleep
>This will all be sorted out tomorrow
>You hope