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Sax has connected.
Darth GW7:
YES
Darth GW7:
YESSS
Nallin has connected.
Sax:
it seems to be working
Nallin:
yaeeerhh
Sax:
I dont got the fastest internet but it will work
Sax:
I got average
Nallin:
whos anthony
Nallin:
is that me?
Sax:
8 mb/s (megabit)
Darth GW7:
Anthony?
Sax:
I have no idea
Darth GW7:
wat
Sax:
I don't see any Anthony
Darth GW7:
Nor me
Nallin:
hmm
Nallin:
in the connections panel it says anthony
Nallin:
i guess thats just me then
Zin has connected.
Darth GW7:
Where's the connections panel
Sax:
Zin, you are able to type and all?
Nallin:
window>connections
Zin:
yea
Darth GW7:
Don't see an anthony there
Darth GW7:
:v
Sax:
um
Sax:
Nal, did you join as dm?
Darth GW7:
Why is Nallin the GM
Darth GW7:
lol
Nallin:
what
Nallin:
oh snap
Sax:
can you tryy to disconnect
Nallin is disconnected.
Nallin has connected.
Nallin:
ffff
Nallin is disconnected.
Sax:
y r u gm
Nallin has connected.
Sax:
there
Nallin:
ok here we go
Sax:
yup
Sax:
hjort is the one having connection problems right now
Nallin:
hmm
You have disconnected.
Zin has connected.
DM has connected.
Nallin has connected.
Sax has connected.
Sax:
Great
DM:
Now
DM:
That was quick
Sax:
big hairy balls
Darth GW7:
that didn't take long
DM:
hm
Sax:
hm?
DM:
Right sax, I can't be bothered fucking around with your character sheet and mythweaver just now, so I'll stick with the images
DM:
For now
Sax:
ok
Sax:
Do as you wish ;p
DM:
I plan to
Sax:
then we died
Darth GW7:
hero
Darth GW7:
herro hero
 
archer:
boobies
Sax:
THATS RACIST
DM:
There we go
DM:
brb
Darth GW7:
you're a dice
Sax:
yes
Sax:
crit fail
Sax:
hellol
 
20-1:
u r going to die mister man
 
20-1:
resistence iz futile
DM:
I have to admit, this is a better situation than the last time I said brb in the middle of a game
Sax:
:V
Darth GW7:
IA IA CTHULHU FTAGHN
Pankas:
I AM DIE
Sax:
son, i am tire
Darth GW7:
wat
Zin is disconnected.
Nallin:
waht happened?
Darth GW7:
army
Nallin:
its all over
Nallin:
aaaaah
DM:
an army of darths
DM:
oh god
Zin has connected.
DM:
I wonder if it helps if I type like this
DM:
:D
Sax:
PINK
DM:
wat
Sax:
IT SUPPOST TO BE PURPLE
Zin:
ay
Sax:
PURPLE IS BOSS
Nallin:
 
DM:
Sigh
DM:
fine
Sax:
DAMN RIGHT
Sax:
:v
Sax:
so?
Darth GW7:
purple like tali
Sax:
What now
Darth GW7:
hot tali
Sax:
tali is hot
DM:
give me a minute
Sax:
i'd tap that
DM:
Hehehe
Darth GW7:
if you tapped that for too long it would be necrophilia
Sax:
it does
DM:
Hehehe
Sax:
:3
DM whispers: hello
Sax:
:v
You whisper to DM: hi
DM whispers: GW7 They're all trying to kill you, you know
Zin:
are we using voice chat?
Unknown command: "pm DM I know :(". Try /help for a list of commands.
Sax:
not really in the mood
You whisper to DM: I know  
Sax:
but if everybody else wants to
DM:
Nah, not right now
DM:
Is nallin here?
DM:
He hasn't spoken much
Nallin:
Yar
Sax:
no
Darth GW7:
we're all jew
Sax:
yew
DM:
Give me a few minutes, I've gotta hunt down all the references and populate the maps and stuff
Sax:
sure mister man
Darth GW7:
BY THE POWER OF JEW
Darth GW7:
UNITE
Nallin:
Oh shit
DM:
oh god
DM:
what is happening on this map
Nallin:
its Megajew!!!!!
Darth GW7:
jew
 
Cat:
meow holy shit
 
Cat:
fuck this I'm outta here
 
archer:
IA IA CTHULHU FTAGHN
Darth GW7:
PEW
Darth GW7:
godzilla is dead
Sax:
EVERYONE IS DEAD
Sax:
btw
Sax:
darth
Sax:
I just thought of somthing
Darth GW7:
yus
Sax:
are you a melee rogue?
Darth GW7:
No
Darth GW7:
Hand Crossbow
Sax:
whyyyy
Darth GW7:
I have a sword though
DM:
Oh uh, nallin
DM:
reset your xp to 0
Sax:
if you are human you can use superior crossbow
Nallin:
yar?
Darth GW7:
Btw do we still all have acrobatics :v
DM:
on your char sheet
Sax:
1d10, +3 prof
Nallin:
how about now?
Sax:
i dont
DM:
sax has -2 acrobatics
Sax:
pro
Darth GW7:
sax gimme ur character sheet
DM:
yeah, thanks nallin
Sax:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1589373/Sax_Relic_Sheet.rar
Darth GW7:
woah
DM:
which magic missle are you using, btw
Darth GW7:
isn't it on myth weavers
Sax:
no
DM:
no
Darth GW7:
> 
Darth GW7:
>8(
Nallin:
i guess the new one
DM:
that's what I was on about earlier
Nallin:
i thought i updated
DM:
alright, source, again?
DM:
oh, nm
DM:
you did
Darth GW7:
nallin you still have acrobatics :V
Nallin:
hold up i got to double check
Nallin:
what?
Darth GW7:
I want to be
Darth GW7:
oonique
Darth GW7:
so does zin fff
Darth GW7:
adventurer circus
Sax:
wut
Sax:
no
Sax:
i am no freak of natuure!!!1
Darth GW7:
me, zin and nallin all have acrobatics :v
Sax:
WELL I DONT
Darth GW7:
well guess you can't join the circus then
Sax:
I FUCKING GOT 10 ENDURANCE AT LVL 1
Nallin:
-1 diplomacy
Darth GW7:
+8 blfuf
Darth GW7:
bluff, rather
Nallin:
wait
Darth GW7:
that's me
Sax:
dicks
Sax:
?
Sax:
also, my character doesn't need to eat or drink  
Nallin:
since 4th ed cantrips dont have a limited amount but since the essentials does what do I follow?
DM:
or sleep
DM:
what
DM:
where is this
Nallin:
in essentials I can only take like 3 cantrips
Sax:
He has to be inactive for 4 hours to get a full rest. And he is totally aware like normal.
DM:
take 3 then
DM:
I guess
Nallin:
ok
DM:
basically, you won't need to arrange watches anymore
Sax:
yup
Sax:
I can take them all
Nallin:
your eladrin too?
Sax:
I wish I could communicate in a beep lang that only you guys understood
Sax:
no
Sax:
Warforged
Nallin:
oh
Darth GW7:
sax why don't you need to eat
Nallin:
ok
Nallin:
it sounds like trance
Sax:
they are machines silly
Darth GW7:
wat
Sax:
sentinent machines
Sax:
forged only for ware
Darth GW7:
sounds
Sax:
war
Darth GW7:
OP
Sax:
but
Sax:
In a single round I I can get 14 temp hp if I use a action point
DM:
but it does involve using an action point
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
otherwise it would be 9
Sax:
And then it stacks when I get hit
Darth GW7:
what are we waiting for
Darth GW7:
I've got a pistol
DM:
btw
DM:
there's apparently no vertical doors
DM:
so I'm using rectangles
Darth GW7:
cool
DM:
and I can't be bothered making doors for all your rooms
DM:
so you now have the least secure rooms in the entire fort
DM:
congrats
Nallin:
there's door token under torstans objects
DM:
only one type though
Nallin:
ok
DM:
only going horizontal
Darth GW7:
change their direction
Sax:
it doesnt work that way
DM:
copied
Sax:
it gets totally the wrong way
Sax:
at least with the doors i tested with
Darth GW7:
Right click on it
Darth GW7:
set facing
DM:
aaaaaah
Nallin:
mega door
Sax:
no
Darth GW7:
so
DM:
gimme a minutwe
DM:
minute
Sax:
ok
Darth GW7:
ok
 
archer:
ok
Only Zin 1's owners can impersonate or run macros on it.
 
Zin 1:
ok
Only Aramil 's owners can impersonate or run macros on it.
 
Aramil :
ok
 
Relic:
Beep boop bopop beep
DM:
are you going to be speaking english, you machine, or binary?
Darth GW7:
beep beep boop
Sax:
well engliush
Sax:
asdasd
Sax:
englishj
Darth GW7:
common*
Darth GW7:
also speak binary
Darth GW7:
will be hilarious
Sax:
but he is going to be a quiet character
Sax:
so as I said earlier, he will only speak unless he endangers someone else by not saying anything
Sax:
Like "Talk or we kill your friends"
Darth GW7:
972785
Sax:
esy
Sax:
wat
Darth GW7:
esy
Darth GW7:
I love when I try to type something
Darth GW7:
but hit the key to the right of every letter
Darth GW7:
or left
Sax:
no
Darth GW7:
mp
Sax:
hey darth
Sax:
put your mouse over my token
Darth GW7:
wat
Darth GW7:
lol
Darth GW7:
;p;
Darth GW7:
kik
Sax:
kuk?
Darth GW7:
kik
Sax:
kuk?
Sax:
gillar du kuk Darth?
Sax:
also is there a hotkey for impersonate?
Sax:
Hows it going hjort?
DM:
Fine
Sax:
ok
DM:
just getting all the tokens lined up for relative ease
Sax:
Can I use the token I have now?
DM:
Thankfully most of the things are medium size, so not much resizing going on
DM:
Sure, I guess
Darth GW7:
back
DM:
k
DM:
So, anyway, the demon crits darth
* DM rolls: d8 => 5
DM:
5 damage
Sax:
but crits in 4th always to the highest damage possible
DM:
hey
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 20
DM:
shut up
Darth GW7:
crit
DM:
wow
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d10 => 9
Darth GW7:
18 damage
DM:
that'll be the only time you get a natural 20
Darth GW7:
shit yeah
Darth GW7:
I wasted it
Darth GW7:
wait
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 16
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 9
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 8
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 10
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 17
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 11
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 10
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 9
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 13
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 8
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 2
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 4
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 6
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 4
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 4
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 7
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 9
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 3
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 17
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 20
Darth GW7:
FFFF
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 3
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 7
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 10
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 19
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 20
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 8
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 18
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 16
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 1
Darth GW7:
there we go
Sax:
1d20 + 5
Sax:
aww
Sax:
how does one roll
Darth GW7:
it's /roll
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 18 + 5 = 23
* Zin rolls: => Invalid expression: .
DM:
"/r" works too
Zin:
._.
* Zin rolls: 1d20 => 16
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 15
DM:
well done zin, you broke d&d
Sax:
GREA TFUCKING JOB
Zin:
fuck
Sax:
ASDASDF
DM:
NEW MAP
DM:
EVERYBODY IN
Sax:
in
Sax:
baby
Sax:
:3
Darth GW7:
players
Darth GW7:
stonedoor
Darth GW7:
wat
DM:
Don't ask
Sax:
WHAT CUTE LITTLE STONER DOOR
Nallin:
its black
Darth GW7:
100% black
Sax:
black booty
Darth GW7:
You need to fix the visions
DM:
there should be like a speck of light
Sax:
i can see forever
Darth GW7:
I can't see around the corner
Sax:
I can see all the rooms
Darth GW7:
yeah
Darth GW7:
But not around the corner
Darth GW7:
here
Sax:
no
Nallin:
how do I fix vision?
Darth GW7:
why are the beds inside the walls anyway
Sax:
hey baby
DM:
you should only see the rooms
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
nonono
Darth GW7:
no robot sex
Sax:
wanna have some fun
DM:
and shut up, rpg maker is awful for making maps
DM:
and I'm bad at it
DM:
:(
DM:
So you can see the rooms, and the little corridor?
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
yeah
DM:
Any npcs?
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
can't you fix the line of sight
Nallin:
How do you guys see?
Darth GW7:
So we can see what we're meant to
Nallin:
wait could the tokens be hiden?
* Sax humps darth like a crep
Darth GW7:
a crepe?
Darth GW7:
Sax is a pancake
Sax:
creep*
Zin:
lol
* Nallin rolls: d20 => 17
DM:
right
DM:
can everyone see or not
Nallin:
i cant
Darth GW7:
I can see the rooms
 
monk:
I heard there was crepes
Darth GW7:
and the corridor
Darth GW7:
nothing else
Sax:
i can see the guard
Darth GW7:
also nallin zoom out
Darth GW7:
and look around
Nallin:
completely black for me
Nallin:
ok
DM:
that's all you should see
Nallin:
]
Nallin:
ah
DM:
is there no light at all?
DM:
ah?
Nallin:
there we go
Sax:
Its totally bright
Darth GW7:
he was looking in the wrong place :|
DM:
ah
DM:
and the guard?
Nallin:
:V
Sax:
i can see it
DM:
but nothing else?
Sax:
I can see all the rooms and corridor
DM:
and now another door, yes?
DM:
guys?
Darth GW7:
I see one door
Sax:
one door
Zin:
here?
Darth GW7:
now I see it
DM:
ah
Sax:
now i see it too
DM:
ok
DM:
so rooms, corridors, a guard and two doors?
Sax:
the door disappeared
DM:
fuck the door
Sax:
i see one of the doors
DM:
any better?
Sax:
no new door
DM:
bugger it
DM:
all the meat puppets choose a bed. Sax, you choose a room to rest in
DM:
not the first two, btw
DM:
I should have mentioned
DM:
DM: not the first two, btw
DM:
actually, nm
DM:
that'll work
* Relic is balanced against the wall
DM:
ok
DM:
besides the magical floating beds
 
Relic:
yes
DM:
darth?
Darth GW7:
sup
 
Relic:
hot monk x rogue gay sex
 
Relic:
oh
 
Relic:
wizard
Darth GW7:
this is illegal you know
DM:
how is it illegal?
 
Relic:
THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW
 
Relic:
zelda cd-i
 
Relic:
also
DM:
right
 
Relic:
mr eldarin
 
Relic:
do you have to sleep in my room, do ytou feel more secure then?
Darth GW7:
shut up you
Darth GW7:
you're socially awkward
 
Relic:
no...
DM:
he's a robot, what the fuck did you expect?
 
Relic:
exactly
 
Relic:
so shush
 
Aramil:
Well, Pankas creeps me out
 
Relic:
a paranoid, almost mute robot
 
Pankas:
I heard that!
DM:
paranoid android
DM:
btw, do you guys know each other, or not?
 
Relic:
anyway, lets start?
 
Relic:
why not
DM:
alright
 
Relic:
it makes it more simple
DM:
tell me how you all met each other, and why you're at the fort
 
Relic:
we all know that pankas is a creppy mofo
Zin:
idk where the fort is though
Darth GW7:
 
DM:
hush you
Nallin:
I guess you can say our last escort mission was a success and thats how we know each other?
DM:
okay
 
Relic:
yeah
DM:
so screw the goblins, then?
 
Relic:
And I was the one that held off 100 goblins
Zin:
I deleted my exp from that
DM:
salright
DM:
everyone add 250, I guess, because, why not?
Nallin:
same
Darth GW7:
you were the one that held off over 9000 penises
 
Relic:
yay
 
Relic:
thanks
DM:
that includes Relic
DM:
who basically gets free xp but hey, whatever
DM:
right
DM:
I assume Relic will be making the perception check for the sleeping party?
 
Relic:
Yeah, well. I do passive checks
DM:
alright
 
Relic:
I don't think I can do active ones while inactive
 
Relic:
it works like the eldarin trans
DM:
no
DM:
What is your passive, anyway?
DM:
Nallin, you can make one too
Nallin:
ok
DM:
Sax, passive perception
Nallin:
p. perception is 11 i think
DM:
yeah
 
Relic:
10
DM:
okay
DM:
EXPOSITION TIME, CHILDREN
 
Relic:
 
DM:
:P
 
Relic:
i have 0 in iniative
Darth GW7:
exposiwhat
 
Relic:
initiative
Darth GW7:
we roll initiative?
DM:
no
Darth GW7:
okay
 
Relic:
GOLD?
Darth GW7:
mine
 
Relic:
jew
Darth GW7:
exactly
 
Relic:
racist stereotype!!11
* Nallin rolls: d20 => 5
DM:
After "safely" escorting the merchant to Runa, your party was asked by the mage Kierom to take an important message to his friend Drendos, who is acting as a warmage at fort Fielas. The trip took longer than expected and you have had to spend the night there.
 
Relic:
Right, ok.
 
Aramil:
Relic
 
Aramil:
Do you hear that?
* Relic shakes his head.
 
Aramil:
I think something may be going on outside
DM:
Help!
 
Fleeing Guard:
help!
 
Aramil:
Im going to see what's up
* Relic nods in agreement
 
Aramil:
Whats going on?
 
Fleeing Guard:
Oh thank Tyr, allies! The fort is under attack!
 
Aramil:
By who?
* Relic runs up behind aramil
 
Fleeing Guard:
Monsters! Demons! I don't know!
Darth GW7:
relic no!
 
Aramil:
Bah
 
Fleeing Guard:
There was a portal and... and... bright lights and...
Darth GW7:
no raping aramil while he's distracted
 
Aramil:
I was just finishing this book
 
Aramil:
Hmm portal?
Nallin:
Should roll a check to make a guess?
* Relic goes out in the corridor next to Aramil.
Nallin:
or not enough information?
DM:
Anyone trained in Arcana, I guess, can make a guess
DM:
to sense the magic in the air
Nallin:
ok
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
you just gave it away
Darth GW7:
brah
DM:
Hm?
Darth GW7:
to sense the magic in the air
DM:
If there's a portal, there's going to be fucking magic, isn't there?
DM:
:P
Nallin:
yeah
Sax:
yeah IF
DM:
:P
Darth GW7:
okay.png
* Nallin rolls: d20 => 11
Sax:
also, is there a hotkey for impersonating?
Zin:
ep it's magic
Nallin:
+ 5
Nallin:
is 16
DM:
so, 16
DM:
ok
Nallin:
ytou can make one in the macros using /impersonate
Sax:
ok
DM:
You sense a faint tingling in the air, something unatural. You note the presence of what is MOST DEFINITELY OK GUYS a portal somewhere in the distance, and, while you cannot tell what particular plane lies beyond, there is a distinctly unpleasant, malignant feel to the aura.
Sax:
uh oh
 
Aramil:
Hmm, this isnt good
 
Aramil:
I sense
 
Aramil:
a disturbance
 
Fleeing Guard:
Oh god, what do we do? We can't let the fort fall... oh gods, help.
Darth GW7:
sorry that was me
Darth GW7:
I had lots of beans last night
Sax:
also, Hjort. Can I use some simple sign lang that everybody that can common can understand?
Sax:
notice simple
DM:
Well, I don't think any of the party can common, but sure. :P
Zin:
like pointing
DM:
Yes
 
Aramil:
Well, I guess we should wake the others
Darth GW7:
can common
* Relic nods in agreement
 
Aramil:
Zin
Darth GW7:
is that like the can can?
Darth GW7:
or in relic's case, tin can
DM:
...
 
Zin:
...huh..
 
Aramil:
Get your righteous arse up
* Relic tries to wake Pankas up my shaking his shoulder lightly
 
Pankas:
..schnargh... huh? what?
 
Aramil:
We're under attack apparantly
DM:
You hear the sound of a door crashing fairly close by, followed by laughter
 
Aramil:
Oh crud
 
Zin:
wha-oh
* Relic points at the corridor, and trying to signal to for you to get your ass combat ready
 
Fleeing Guard:
Aaaah!
 
Aramil:
GET UP NOW
 
Pankas:
what is it relic, is timmy trapped down the well?
* Relic shakes head fast
 
Pankas:
*Pankas hears the commotion outside
 
Pankas:
Ah.
DM:
can you see the enemies in the hall, btw?
Zin:
yea
 
Aramil:
Really?
 
Relic:
yes
DM:
good
 
Pankas:
*Pankas readies his crossbow, which he was cuddling all night long
 
Aramil:
Freaking guard does not know how to guard
 
???:
Ahaha, more mortals to destroy!
 
Pankas:
*Pankas runs out behind relic
* Relic sighs
Darth GW7:
I just heard marvin's sigh in my head
DM:
Make Arcana or Religion checks if you want to identify the enemies
Darth GW7:
I love it
Nallin:
okee dokes
Sax:
3
* Nallin rolls: d20 => 19
Nallin:
+5
DM:
Holy fuckshi
Nallin:
24
Sax:
I love you darth
DM:
fuckshit
DM:
um
DM:
okay
Sax:
own
DM:
So, the two soldiers in front are Infernal Armor Animus, which are mortal souls bound to suits of infernal armour. When they die, the souls escape to hear nearby allies
Sax:
I DONT WANT TO META GAME RIGHT NOW
Sax:
I HATE MYSELLF
 
Aramil:
Well
 
Aramil:
We're screwed
 
Pankas:
Fun times.
* Sax beeps, and shakes head.
DM:
The dude in the back is a Tar Devil Harrier, who are devils who tend to act as mercenaries in campaigns both to the moral world and in the planes
DM:
So, this force definitely includes devils.
Sax:
so they are melee fighters?
 
Aramil:
So these guys or Infernals
DM:
The Armors are melee fighters, the Harrier is a mage
Sax:
ok
Sax:
I got this :v
 
Aramil:
Or, I mean extra-planar entities
Zin:
what are they equipped with?
 
Pankas:
What's the plan, guys?
 
Aramil:
Not good
DM:
Um
DM:
Yes, outsiders. Devils, the lot of them
DM:
From the Nine Hells of Baator
 
Aramil:
And you would think that trip to Runa was tough? Eh Pankas?
 
Pankas:
Gobbling goblins was fun, but I think we're at a whole new level here.
DM:
The Armors have inbuilt equipment, the Harriers have kukris and magic
DM:
The Armors will heal nearby devils on death, btw
* Relic takes out his warhammer and gets ready for battle
DM:
Also, the armors are minions - you remember that concept, yes?
Darth GW7:
1 hit kill?
DM:
Yar
 
Relic:
they have 1 hp, miss effects doesn't hit them
Darth GW7:
fun
DM:
So, roll initiative, I guess?
Zin:
*Zin gets into a combat stance
 
Relic:
sure
 
Aramil:
Ok you there, Demon!
Darth GW7:
What's that again?
* Sax rolls: 1d20+0 => 19 + 0 = 19
* DM rolls: d20 => 11
* DM rolls: d20 => 3
 
Relic:
nice
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
* Nallin rolls: d20 => 1
Darth GW7:
LOL
 
Aramil:
hurrr
* Zin rolls: 1d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Darth GW7:
At least that's out of the way
DM:
ha
 
Aramil:
that would be 2 for me
DM:
alright
Sax:
also, Hjort, you know that going through an ally is difficult terrain?
DM:
yes
Sax:
good
Darth GW7:
does that apply to giant robots
Darth GW7:
I mean
Sax:
I am not a giant robot
Darth GW7:
giant robot charging through weak flesh
Sax:
I am medium sized
Darth GW7:
dude
Darth GW7:
you should totally have said
Darth GW7:
I am not a robot. I am a unicorn.
Sax:
no
Sax:
i am not a unicorn
Nallin:
yeah so I updated the Magic Missile to the recent version
Sax:
good
Sax:
shoot at the minions
Nallin:
I still have to change the cantrips
DM:
alright
Nallin:
but thats just a heads up
Nallin:
i took ghost sound mage hand and suggestion
Sax:
I LIKE BLUE
Nallin:
i have to update that still
Sax:
anyway, who starts?
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
I'm blue
DM:
Sax
DM:
on ya go
Sax:
Okey, so I can start?
Sax:
I got a speed of 5
Sax:
3 squares, got 2 left, spend my standard into move and get 5 squares more
DM:
alrighty
Sax:
Spends an action point ;D
DM:
done?
DM:
ah
Sax:
to charge the armor infront of m e
DM:
alright
Sax:
a melee basic attack. Even if I miss, he is marked by me
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 18 + 5 = 23
Sax:
against ac
DM:
alright
Sax:
(when you charge you make a melee basic attack, if not use a special power that can be used when you charge)
DM:
You smash into the armour, throwing it backwards. It breaks open, and there is an audible hiss as the soul within evaporates. The Harrier glares at you over its body.
* Relic looks pleased.
Sax:
My turn is done
DM:
Yup
Darth GW7:
Good start.
Sax:
after you spent the action points action, the round ends
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 10 + 8 = 18
Sax:
against my ac?
DM:
swing and a miss
DM:
yup
Darth GW7:
dude
Darth GW7:
what is your AC
DM:
19
* Relic taunts the armor with my hands
Darth GW7:
dude
DM:
he has proper armour on
Sax:
I could go for plate
Sax:
then I would have had 20
Darth GW7:
I thought that you robots couldn't wear armour
Sax:
and i got shield
DM:
yeah they can
Sax:
heavy shield
DM:
Anyway, darth. Your turn
Sax:
u bum
Darth GW7:
Can I still fire alright if I use the wall as cover and fire from behind it
Sax:
yes
Zin:
dont hit me
Sax:
but
Sax:
the armor gets cover from allys
DM:
What does that do, again?
Sax:
so -2 penalty to the attack roll
DM:
Oh yes
Darth GW7:
I get +5 anyways
Darth GW7:
Alright
DM:
And, as far as I'm concerned, a critical failure means you've shot zin
 
Pankas:
Hey, zin! Duck!
 
Pankas:
*Pankas lets loose a bolt at the other armour
Sax:
(we have had a lot of these discussions in my irl dnd group, until we got the essential rule book)
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5-2 => 19 + 5 - 2 = 22
Sax:
nice
Sax:
we are kicking ass
Darth GW7:
and you're licking ass
Sax:
:C
Darth GW7:
Anyway I'mma go eat dinner quickly
Zin:
lol
Darth GW7:
Now my round's done
DM:
the bolt hits the armor's helmet, knocking it off with a heavy *thunk.* It slumps to the ground, dead, and the fires within disperse.
 
Tar Devil Harrier:
This will not stand. I will kill you myself!
 
Aramil:
I think we should take this one alive
Sax:
also, my group has the rule that, if an ally is right behind another one and makes an ranged attack behind the ally, it doesn't count as cover because they are adjecent.
 
Aramil:
or try to atleast.
DM:
it's attacking relic
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 8 + 8 = 16
Sax:
hi
DM:
vs Reflex
Sax:
I got like 12
Sax:
12
DM:
Muhaha
* DM rolls: d26 + 4 => 15 + 4 = 19
DM:
no wait
Sax:
what
* DM rolls: 2d6 + 4 => 7 + 4 = 11
DM:
there we go
Sax:
ok, a normal ranged attack?
DM:
Plus 2 ongoing damage, and you're slowed
DM:
yes, why?
Sax:
just asking
DM:
when do you make saves again? The end of your next turn, or the start?
Sax:
end
DM:
alright
Sax:
unless you are a Warden
DM:
aye
DM:
Zin, on you go
Zin:
ok
Sax:
yes
Zin:
hm ok I'll end my turn
DM:
you could make another move, if you wanted
Zin:
would I have to spend an action point?
Sax:
no
DM:
no
Sax:
standard to move
Zin:
sam amount? 6?
Sax:
standard action is spent on attacks and such
Sax:
yes
Zin:
same*
Sax:
it's an entire move action
DM:
alright
Zin:
done
Sax:
I like that you can in essentials you can make your move action into a minor if you want to
DM:
you could always do that, I'm sure
DM:
anyway, Nallin
Nallin:
ok
Nallin:
lets see
Nallin:
and Ill use Magic missile on the Harrier
DM:
you don't need to roll to hit, do you?
Nallin:
nope
Sax:
nope
Sax:
its awesome
DM:
and damage?
Nallin:
2+int mod (5)
DM:
alright
DM:
The missile smashes into the Harrier, causing it to stagger backwards.
DM:
brb for a sec or two
Darth GW7:
back
DM:
right sorry
DM:
um, Sax, take two damage, and take your slow turn
Sax:
yup I know
Darth GW7:
also
Darth GW7:
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/63394
Darth GW7:
It says warforged can't wear armour
Darth GW7:
:v
DM:
hmmm?
Sax:
they can
Sax:
in 4th
Sax:
Otherwise they would get an ac bonus
Darth GW7:
okay
DM:
alright
DM:
slowed means reduced speed, yes?
Sax:
yes
Sax:
you can only move 2 squares
Sax:
and cannot shift
DM:
hehe
Sax:
but
Sax:
The powers effect should be save ends both right?
DM:
yes
You have disconnected.
DM has connected.
Nallin has connected.
Sax has connected.
Zin has connected.
Darth GW7:
back
Sax:
yes but as the slowed is with the ongoing I get to save against that as well
Darth GW7:
Internet died
Sax:
it's the same effect
DM:
alright
* Sax does a saving through
* Sax rolls: 1d20 => 5
Sax:
FUCK
Darth GW7:
through a barclay's saving account?
Sax:
dammit
DM:
ah well
DM:
2 damage it is
DM:
though you still get the temp hp
Sax:
well already took that
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
throw*
Darth GW7:
:3
DM:
alright, move if you're going to
Sax:
I am thinking
Darth GW7:
dude
Darth GW7:
the theme from terminator 2 just came on
Darth GW7:
hue
Sax:
heuehuehue
DM:
Dark's back
Darth GW7:
do something epic while it lasts
Sax:
Can you charge while slowed?
Darth GW7:
in slow motion
Nallin:
We can probably Rp him into the session right?
DM:
I plan to
Nallin:
cool
Darth GW7:
he can come bursting in from another room
DM:
...yes
Sax:
what class is he?
Nallin:
Was he the paladin?
Darth GW7:
...is he still being keyleth?
Sax:
Wait a sec hjort, going to check if you can charge when you are slowed
Nallin:
oh wait he's keyleth
DM:
ok, this'll give me time to fill dark in. It all works well
Sax:
ok
Nallin:
and here comes the sexual tension!
Darth GW7:
not again
Nallin:
lmao
Darth GW7:
4e manual says
Darth GW7:
"You can’t increase your speed above 2, and your speed doesn’t increase if it was lower than 2"
Darth GW7:
under slowed
Darth GW7:
Oh wait
Darth GW7:
Running/charging = Your speed +2
Darth GW7:
"It's been addressed before by customer service, etc. Short answer: yes, you can. SLOW reduces your SPEED. Running is your SPEED +2."
Darth GW7:
On a forum
Zin:
boom
Zin:
how did he get slowed?
Darth GW7:
spell of some sort
DM:
FOUND THE ANSWER
DM:
HUZZAH
Nallin:
the harrier has some kind of on hit effect from ranged attacks
Nallin:
i think
DM:
mhm
DM:
He can't charge
Darth GW7:
oh
Sax:
yes i can
Zin:
he can charge
DM:
hm?
Nallin:
fudge nuggets
Darth GW7:
fudge... nuggets?
Nallin:
its just a cooler way of saying shit
Darth GW7:
I see
Darth GW7:
because shit comes in nuggets
Darth GW7:
and fudge looks like shit
Nallin:
I dont know my friend got me into saying it
Nallin:
And i cant stop
Sax:
ok
Sax:
I can charge
Sax:
I move one square
* Relic charges the Harrier!
Sax:
melee basic attack
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 4 + 5 = 9
Sax:
dammit
Sax:
oh well
Darth GW7:
hue
Sax:
he is marked
DM:
you get an extra +1 as well, btw
Sax:
oh right
DM:
did you factor that in?
Sax:
no
DM:
not that it matters in this case
Sax:
yeah
Sax:
exactlyu
Sax:
but he is marked by me
Sax:
so, if he smacks someone else then me, or moves away from me. I get to hit him
Sax:
melee basic
DM:
The Harrier blocks your attack with its arm and laughs.
Sax:
 
DM:
Darth, your turn
Zin:
what exactly is the mark?
Darth GW7:
Does distance affect my aim at all?
DM:
how far are you?
Darth GW7:
It says 80
Nallin:
doesnt ranged go up to 20 squares?
Sax:
a hand crossbow's range is like ashort boqw
Sax:
bow
Sax:
15
Nallin:
ah
DM:
15?
Sax:
squares
DM:
it's fine then, I think
Sax:
this is not squares really
Zin:
yep
DM:
It's 14 away
Darth GW7:
Alright
Sax:
darth
Sax:
make a stealth check
Sax:
to get combat advantage
Sax:
you can do it as part of an action
Darth GW7:
oh shitty
Darth GW7:
I get a sneak attack then right
Sax:
yes
Sax:
combat advantage is +2 to attack
Darth GW7:
Oh shitty
Sax:
so if you have cover
Sax:
it negates it
Sax:
2-2
Darth GW7:
I get combat advantage on anyone who hasn't moved at the start of an encounter
Darth GW7:
Don't let me forget that
Sax:
First Strike ;p
Darth GW7:
Not that it mattered this time
DM:
I think my perception check should be at an advantage, btw. Because Darth did kill an Armor in full view of the Harrier. Opinions?
Sax:
yes
darkreign has connected.
Sax:
he is not distracted
DM:
FUCK YEAH
Sax:
so
Darth GW7:
I am in cover though
Sax:
he should not get at least any penalties
* DM rolls: d20 => 12
Sax:
yeah, so no one gets bonuses or penalties
Sax:
no no no
Sax:
Darth stelths
Sax:
stealths
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+8 => 19 + 8 = 27
Darth GW7:
hue
darkreign:
hax
Sax:
against the hariers passive perception
Darth GW7:
sup dark
DM:
either way
DM:
alright
Nallin:
yo
Sax:
I don't think he does active perceptions checks
Sax:
and hi
DM:
hey dark
Sax:
especially not on his turn
 
Pankas:
*Pankas leans out when the harrier isn't looking
 
Pankas:
*He takes a good aim down his crossbow and fires
Darth GW7:
Uhh
Darth GW7:
Just checking what bonuses I get
DM:
roll for damage, yes?
Sax:
well he have to fit first
Darth GW7:
I haven't done an attack roll yet
Sax:
it gets negated
Sax:
so roll as you would normally do an attack
DM:
oh yes
Sax:
without cover
Darth GW7:
So no bonuses?
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
Alright
Sax:
and no penalties
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 14 + 5 = 19
Sax:
what attack did you do?
Darth GW7:
Normal ranged
Sax:
why
Sax:
you can do at-wills
Darth GW7:
+sneak attack
Sax:
if they are ranged
Sax:
they also get sneak attack
Sax:
all rogue attacks do
Sax:
as long as you got combat advantage
Darth GW7:
I don't think I have any ones that really work
Sax:
oh well
DM:
you have encounters too
DM:
wait, nm
DM:
it's a melee too
DM:
alright, roll for damage
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
* Darth GW7 rolls: 2d6 => 9
DM:
so, 13
Darth GW7:
ye
DM:
yes?
DM:
ok
Sax:
you could've just done
* Sax rolls: 3d6+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
DM:
The bolt strikes the Harrier in the shoulder, tearing the armour there. He isn't laughing anymore.
Darth GW7:
shh sax
darkreign:
sax, its to complicated for him
darkreign:
3 is such a complicated number
Darth GW7:
eat it bitch
Sax:
~ownzone~
Darth GW7:
I should have got blinding barrage
Darth GW7:
fff
Sax:
no
Sax:
it's bad
Darth GW7:
I chose trick stike
Darth GW7:
King's castle was a great choice now we have relic
Darth GW7:
hue
Sax:
yeah
DM:
Alright
Sax:
kings castle is REALLY REALLY GOOD
Sax:
free backstab YES PLEASE
Sax:
as a melee rogue, flanking is important so you can get combat advantage
Darth GW7:
I'm not a melee rogue
Sax whispers: test
Darth GW7:
I have 8 strength
Sax:
but
Sax:
all rogue melee attacks use dex
Sax:
in 4th
Darth GW7:
really?
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
That's cool.
Sax:
it is
Sax:
also, Hjort. What now?
DM:
The Harrier raises its arms and calls out a vile world in a language you don't comprehend. The air around it (1 square burst) fills with what feels boiling water.
Darth GW7:
Damage is still strength though I suppose?
Sax:
no
Sax:
if you do a melee basic attack
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 20 + 6 = 26
Sax:
then it's strength
DM:
Hehehe
Sax:
fuck
Sax:
who did you roll against?
Sax:
one attack roll per target
DM:
Indeed
Sax:
same damage for burst and blast
DM:
You, I think. You tried to hit the Harrier earlier
Sax:
no
Sax:
NO
Sax:
NOOOO
DM:
so, if this works, it acts as a crit on both of you, then?
DM:
Because it's full damage for you, Relic
Sax:
its a crit against me
Sax:
no
DM:
ah
DM:
so I roll for Zin, bbut not you
Sax:
ok
Sax:
yes
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 2 + 6 = 8
DM:
Ah well
DM:
either way
Zin:
psh
Sax:
crit
Sax:
god dammit
Darth GW7:
your one weakness
Sax:
max possible damage
Darth GW7:
pure DM luck
DM:
10 fire damage, Sax
Sax:
oh
Sax:
wasn't that bad
DM:
hehehe
Sax:
I am now bloodied
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
you have blood?
Sax:
not sure how a robot does thgat
DM:
oiled
Sax:
it's a status
DM:
wait, no
Darth GW7:
greased
DM:
okay, zin
Sax:
i had temp hp
Darth GW7:
heh
Sax:
also
Zin:
am I behind him now?
Sax:
was that a close attack?
Darth GW7:
flanked
DM:
indeed
Zin:
ok I'll use normal melee attack
Sax:
hjorty
DM:
Yar?
Sax:
was it a close attack?
DM:
Yes, why?
Sax:
YEES
Sax:
5 temp hp
Zin:
do I add a bonus for flank?
Sax:
removes 5 damage
DM:
No
DM:
Muhaha
Sax:
you add attack bonus
Sax:
+2
DM:
He's concealed now.
Sax:
oh
Sax:
not then
Sax:
you cant flank concealed people
Sax:
I only too 1 damage from the crit btw
Zin:
why is he concealed?
Darth GW7:
magic
Darth GW7:
*snort snort*
Zin:
shit ok
DM:
so, you don't flank and he's concealed
DM:
that's a penalty, yes?
Sax:
yes
Sax:
-2
Sax:
same as cover
* Zin rolls: 1d20+6-2 => 14 + 6 - 2 = 18
DM:
alright
DM:
still a hit
Darth GW7:
hue
Sax:
unless superior cover/concealment
DM:
nah
Darth GW7:
middle of a corridor
Darth GW7:
nah
Sax:
then it's -5
Sax:
well if it says that he is invisble
DM:
it's partially concealed.
Sax:
oh
darkreign:
I cast "Fuck Everything Up that I don't like"
Sax:
ok
Zin:
my monk damage roll gets a dex or strength bonus?
DM:
So are you two, by the way
* darkreign rolls: d20 => 10
DM:
melee basic, or power
Darth GW7:
overruled, dark
Sax:
it says on the power
Zin:
basic
Sax:
why do you use basic attacks :c
Sax:
at-wills are powers you can use all the time
Zin:
because I have stone fist flurry
Zin:
i can use that after I land a hit
Sax:
YES
Sax:
but that applies to all monk attacks
Sax:
just once per turn
Sax:
just like the rogue's backstab
DM:
so you could use a power, and then stone fist flurry
Sax:
yes
Sax:
if you hit with the first attack
Darth GW7:
brb
DM:
regardless of the attack
Sax:
but that means you can only use it on one target
Zin:
ok
Zin:
that works
Sax:
even if you can target several people with one attack
Sax:
and yes regardless of attack
Zin:
I'll use dragon's tail
Sax:
as long as it's preq is met
Zin:
dex vs fort
Sax:
roll
Sax:
attacks against fortitude is fun
* Zin rolls: 1d6+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
DM:
alright
DM:
and knocked prone, I believe?
Zin:
yea
Sax:
NOW
DM:
alright, flurry?
Sax:
WE HAVE COMBAT ADVANTAGE
Darth GW7:
FINISH HIM!
Zin:
FLURRY OF BLOWS
Sax:
(melee only)
Darth GW7:
no penalties
Darth GW7:
no weapons
Darth GW7:
melee only
Darth GW7:
final destination
Sax:
hah
DM:
5 damage, yeah?
Zin:
lol
Zin:
5
Zin:
yes
Sax:
well, it's still damage like that
Sax:
it's nice to have extra damage
DM:
With a quick one-two flurry, you knock the Harrier to the ground
DM:
It's bloodied, btw
Sax:
owned lol
DM:
Nallin?
Nallin:
right
Sax:
too bad that ranged attacks get penalty to people lying on the ground
Sax:
but not magic missile ;D
DM:
truw
DM:
true
Nallin:
so should we just kill him? or try and interrogate
Sax:
You hit with it as long as there is a correct line of sight
Sax:
We have to knock him unconsious first
Sax:
but it's a devil man
Nallin:
true
Sax:
i dont think he will do anything we wish
Nallin:
ill just kill it then
DM:
as devil's go, he's fairly weak, btw
Sax:
yeah
Darth GW7:
everyone is weak compared to the almighty pankas
DM:
Low will, so low powers against interoggation
Sax:
no
Sax:
also
Sax:
lying people cannot do oppertunity attacks
Sax:
and all attacks they do provoke oppertunity attacks
DM:
no
DM:
yes
Sax:
standing up also will
DM:
go ahead, Nallin
Nallin:
magic missile?
Sax:
7 damage
DM:
sure, damage?
Darth GW7:
Are we gonna kill or capture
Nallin:
7 damage
Sax:
KILL
DM:
because, you could capture it with that
DM:
but kill?
Sax:
KILL
Sax:
KILL
Sax:
MAIM
Sax:
BURN
Nallin:
i can? hmm
Sax:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Darth GW7:
ye can compensate for it or ye can wait it out
DM:
actually, burning wouldn't do much
Darth GW7:
it's yer call
Nallin:
My character would probably want to learn from it
DM:
fwi
Sax:
well
Nallin:
so capture
Sax:
 
Sax:
I wanted to bash his head in
Darth GW7:
no relic
Darth GW7:
bad
Darth GW7:
bad robot
Darth GW7:
sit stay
Nallin:
we can kill it after right?
Sax:
yes
Nallin:
ok then
Sax:
its a devil
Nallin:
all good
Sax:
who the fuck caresd
Darth GW7:
I think the devil does
Sax:
no
Sax:
he has no say in this
Darth GW7:
okay
Sax:
cuz he is an evil evil devil
Sax:
neither does you darth
DM:
technically, not a he
Sax:
well
Sax:
she
Darth GW7:
what alignment are you sax
Sax:
it
DM:
it
Sax:
Neutral Good
Darth GW7:
k
darkreign:
bit
DM:
so what's going on?
Darth GW7:
we're interrogating it
Darth GW7:
I believe
DM:
Indeed?
DM:
Begin interrogations, then.
* Relic taps his steel finger on the devil's face
Darth GW7:
Anyone have intimidate? :V
DM:
I think beating it to near-death counts for something towards that, btw
* Relic and shakes in a "No. Bad devil" way
 
Pankas:
Aww. Hey, can we keep him? I always wanted a pet devil.
DM:
Actually darth, you should have highest intimidation, given that you have the highest charisma in the group
Darth GW7:
I have bluff
Darth GW7:
You're right though, +3 intimidation
DM:
so, how's it going to go?
Sax:
i got 8 in cha
Darth GW7:
you know as a player character I must inquire as to where the fleeing guard's body went
Darth GW7:
along with all his worldy possessions
DM:
hush
Darth GW7:
 
DM:
you hear the sounds of a raging battle. This is no time for loot - rewards can be given afterwards!
Nallin:
ok
Nallin:
I dont think diplomacy may work
DM:
no?
Nallin:
but i have suggestion that allows me substitute my aracana as a diplomacy check
DM:
ah
Nallin:
i mean my diplomzcy as and rcana check
 
Pankas:
So, Mr. Nasty Wasty devil, would you kindly explain to us what in the nine hells is going on here?
 
Pankas:
Or will I have to use Mr. pointy?
 
Tar Devil Harrier:
You would call me devil? You know so little, prime.
 
Pankas:
*Pankas draws his sword and examines it, reflecting the light into the devil's face
 
Pankas:
Such harsh words. Mr Pointy doesn't like people who aren't nice to his master.
 
Pankas:
*Pankas puts the sword to the devil's neck
Darth GW7:
Roll for intimidate?
DM:
Sure
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
Darth GW7:
fff
Nallin:
Im gonna try my suggestion
 
Tar Devil Harrier:
Any master of mine could do more than any mere mortal.
DM:
alright
 
Aramil:
(Using Suggestion) I see that you are a higher entity , I am so fascinated by being like you. Can you tell me who you serv and why you are here?
* Nallin rolls: d20 + 12 => 2 + 12 = 14
Nallin:
fff
DM:
I get a roll as well, yes?
Nallin:
yeah
Nallin:
i think
DM:
insight, I believe? Or am I wrong
* Relic slaps the devil face
Nallin:
nah its just a personal check
Nallin:
apparantly
DM:
so? just a d20?
Sax:
wait
Sax:
is he rolling what against what?
Sax:
If he is bluffing
Nallin:
its suggestion
DM:
suggestion
Sax:
then against his passive insight
Sax:
if it's like a diplomacy check
Sax:
against his will
Nallin:
allowing me to make an arcana check as a standard diplomacy
Sax:
and what the dm decides even if it beats the will
DM:
you beat the will
DM:
Only just
 
Tar Devil Harrier:
I come here under orders of the Fifth. Your impudence will be the end of you.
darkreign:
*threatens to rape the devil*
Darth GW7:
quiet, you
 
Aramil:
The Fifth?
DM:
That would be an Arcana or Religion check as well, btw
Nallin:
ok
* Nallin rolls: d20 + 12 => 20 + 12 = 32
Zin:
mmm
DM:
hmmm
Sax:
and if we beat it, we notice that he isn't really telling the truth, but nothing exactly certain except if he crit fails
Sax:
woops
DM:
haha, you twit
Sax:
that was supposed to be a whisper
DM:
anyway, the Fifth?
Nallin:
yar
Sax:
he crited on the check soo
Sax:
;d
Sax:
not that it does anything
DM:
The Fifth presumably refers to the Archdevil Levistus, ruler of the Fifth layer of the Nine Hells.
Sax:
but in my irl group we just make a big deal of the check den
Sax:
then*
 
Aramil:
I have heard of this Fifth, I guess that will be all you will tell us
 
Tar Devil Harrier:
Such sense from the mortals. Ha! Indeed, fool
* Relic gets his Warhammer ready, awaiting signal.
DM:
The Tar Devil spits out a glob of something at your feet
* Relic I panic
* Relic panics*
DM:
not you, Nallin
 
Relic:
oh
Sax:
oh*
 
Aramil:
Ugh,
Darth GW7:
flip the fuck out
DM:
you want to examine it?
Nallin:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
dude.
Darth GW7:
sick.
Nallin:
I have to
DM:
Heh
Nallin:
I must learn
Nallin:
thats arcana?
DM:
The object is coated in a shiny, dark, oily substance. Picking it up, yyou realise it's a tongue
Darth GW7:
sounds valuable
 
Aramil:
yeah thats all hes going to say
 
Aramil:
Ill take this for future examination
* Relic looks confused
DM:
The Devil grins at you, black blood trickling down its chin
 
Pankas:
Hey, relic. Last one to kill the devil's a big fat djinni.
 
Pankas:
*Pankas slices the devil's throat
* Relic points in anger to pankas!
DM:
The tar-like blood flows around the floor
DM:
I think
DM:
For the interrogation
 
Pankas:
*Pankas steps back and around the spreading pool of blood(?)
DM:
75 xp for everyone!
 
Relic:
YAY
Nallin:
Yay
Sax:
yay
Darth GW7:
Yay!
DM:
So the fort is still under attack
DM:
How do you go from here?
Sax:
250+75
Darth GW7:
Shut up and yay
Darth GW7:
325
* Darth GW7 rolls: 250+75 => 250 + 75 = 325
Darth GW7:
works as a calculator too!  
Sax:
I use 2 healing surges to get me to full hp
 
Aramil:
There's still some form of Arcane disturbance
DM:
anyone else take damage?
Darth GW7:
Nope
Darth GW7:
for once
Sax:
Well I am the tank so :v
Darth GW7:
Can I search the devil's corpse
DM:
kay
* Relic believes in Aramil.
DM:
fuck
Darth GW7:
cool fort bro
DM:
actually, that makes sense
Sax:
i can see forever
DM:
you would know the layout of the fort
Sax:
yeah
 
Pankas:
*Pankas quickly searches the body of the ex-devil
DM:
You stick your hands into the devil's pockets. They are coated in a viscous liquid
Darth GW7:
yum
DM:
Also, why the fuck would a devil have money?
Darth GW7:
I dunno  
Darth GW7:
 
DM:
Heh
DM:
Btw
Darth GW7:
;(
Sax:
wtf
DM:
Those are the three exits
darkreign:
where am I?
DM:
They don't know that thet
Sax:
sucking dicks like paladin normally is doing
DM:
...
Darth GW7:
...
DM:
he's a ranger
Sax:
paladins*
Sax:
oh
Sax:
sorry
DM:
the paladin isn't here
Sax:
Ranger owns
Darth GW7:
it's okay
Darth GW7:
keyleth is sucking dick anyway
Nallin:
Reaper is the paladin i think
DM:
Yes
Sax:
also, Ranger with Greatbow is LOVE
Sax:
30 normal range
 
Pankas:
Well, he's clean.
DM:
I'm starting to feel like the Mass Effect council in regards to Reaper
 
Pankas:
Uh...
Sax:
uhoh
 
Pankas:
Well, he doesn't have anything worth looting anyway.
DM:
As you lift your hands away, the red flesh turns into more tar
* Relic pokes the dead devil in curiosity.
Darth GW7:
you know
Darth GW7:
I have a sneaky suspicion that I should not have looted him
Sax:
no
 
Aramil:
I guess once they die in the material world there body loses its initial form and thus takes on its nearest element.
 
Aramil:
Interesting...
 
Pankas:
Interesting? This stuff is disgusting.
DM:
Interesting theory
 
Pankas:
*Pankas wipes his hands on relic
* Relic thinks that Aramil is smart, and looks at Pankas akwardly/confused.
 
Aramil:
It's just a hypothesis, but I must look further into this
DM:
Right, how do you proceed?
 
Aramil:
There is still that disturbance.
 
Pankas:
Hey, don't look at me like that. It's just tar. You run on it, right?
Sax:
I want to go done the corridor
DM:
And also, have none of your characters noticed Keyleth's missing?
Darth GW7:
who cares about that ho
Sax:
I want to look after the poor ranger
Darth GW7:
"look after"
Darth GW7:
:giggidy:
Sax:
asdasfg
Sax:
can I go down the corridor?
DM:
which corridor?
DM:
Sure
Nallin:
could we say that keyleth went to the dining hall and thats where we should find her?
DM:
if that's okay with dark, sure
DM:
You pass through the doors into an empty corridor.
Darth GW7:
Typical fatty keyleth
DM:
To the west is the command room, the east, the dining hall
Sax:
can I open the door infront of me?
DM:
and the south is the Mage's laboratory
DM:
Sure
darkreign:
Im okay with it
Sax:
OH NOOOO
Sax:
NOT THE DOORS
Darth GW7:
dude use the turn thing
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
set facing
Sax:
magic *snort*
DM:
wat
DM:
fuck it
DM:
that'll do
Darth GW7:
good enough
* Relic is starting to become frighted by the unnatural and horrible doors
DM:
okay
* Relic looks around the room
Darth GW7:
"sup guys"
DM:
The dining hall is filled with people, in various states of defensiveness.
* Relic stomps the ground to show that we are here
DM:
Upon your entry, half a dozen heads snap around at you. They relax upon recognition
Darth GW7:
I say again
Darth GW7:
"sup guys"
 
Adept 1:
Ah, thank the gods. I thought we were done for sure
 
Adept 1:
done with rather
* Relic nods in agreement
 
Pankas:
Are we still being attacked?
 
Adept 1:
We have barred the doors, friends, but some fiends slipped around behind us
 
Adept 1:
Can you not hear the banging on the barricades?
DM:
Protip - you can
* Relic goes to the barricade
 
Pankas:
Just... Thought I'd make sure
 
Pankas:
Have you seen miss elf around anywhere?
DM:
Entering the room, you spot a familiar face in one of the corners
* Relic looks at the Stereotypical bisexuell elf.
DM:
ough
DM:
cough
DM:
Ah
* Relic waves akwardly.
 
Pankas:
Oh, there she is.
* Relic signals to the elf to come over here.
Darth GW7:
Ahahahahahaha
Darth GW7:
Rejected
* Relic looks disappointed  
* darkreign t
Darth GW7:
t
 
Keyleth:
So you all still live...
darkreign:
I have no idea whats going on btw
* Relic approaches the group.
 
Pankas:
Nah, we're all dead really. You're just hallucinating.
* Relic shakes his head fast in disagreement
 
Pankas:
And what a handsome hallucination you're having. I approve.
* Relic beeps.
Darth GW7:
beep beep boop
 
Zin:
Is there any fod around here? I need breakfast.
 
Keyleth:
I wish I was hallucinating.
 
Adept:
Thinking of food at a time like this? For shame, sir. For shame.
* Relic wishes he could eat...
DM:
Poor relic
 
Pankas:
There's plenty of time to work up an appetite.
darkreign:
wtf is relic
DM:
warforged
 
Aramil:
Yes, there is still taht disturbance...
Sax:
I am a warforged
Sax:
a machine
 
Pankas:
I'm sure we'll all eat well once we've kicked some devil behind.
DM:
The banging at the door
Sax:
I dont sleep, eat or drink
Zin:
*zin gives the adept an irritated look
DM:
It is getting louder
Sax:
And I am totally aware when I am inactive
Sax:
like the eldarin trans
DM:
You hear distant shouting from behind it
 
Pankas:
Ahem. Are you going to require our assistance in the near future?
* Relic goes to the barricade and ready himself for battlle!
 
Pankas:
As in, now?
 
Keyleth:
I have a bad feeling about this... when Pankas is around typically things go bad...
DM:
brb, guys
Darth GW7:
fff
DM:
I'll be back in a sec
Nallin:
brb
Darth GW7:
ffffff
* Relic beeps and boops, it looks like he is trying to warn the guards to be careful at the barricade.
Darth GW7:
That's some complicated beeping.
Sax:
well
Sax:
he is TRYING
Sax:
not sure if it's working
Darth GW7:
beep beep boop bop bop beep bip "WATCH THE FUCK OUT"
DM:
right, sorry
Sax:
well, he is TRYING
Sax:
it probably will not work
DM:
we waiting on nallin?
Zin:
I think
DM:
Hm
Sax:
where is he?
DM:
he went away for a bit. No idea when he'll be back
DM:
Soon, I assume
Darth GW7:
SOON
Sax:
also, I hope we get some fun solo boss later
DM:
ha
DM:
um
DM:
k
Sax:
maybe not this session
Sax:
but sometime later
DM:
you will
DM:
We could go on without him, for now, I guess
DM:
Just give him an extended turn when he gets back, or something
DM:
to make up
Sax:
yeah
DM:
alright
Nallin:
yeah sorry im back
DM:
ah, good timing
DM:
ONWARD
DM:
TO GLORY
Sax:
lolno
Sax:
FOR WE ARE THE SPESS MEHRENS
 
Guard:
Can you hear that? The shouting's getting louder!
* Relic raises his shield to defend himself. (Can it count as full defense :3?)
DM:
...
DM:
...ok
DM:
you all have a chance to prepare for something
* Pankas takes cover behind a table
* Keyleth Gets an arrow ready
DM:
the tables can be used as cover, or a vantage point
Sax:
I activate full defense
Sax:
 
Darth GW7:
T.T
Sax:
Well, I am the tank so
Sax:
+2 to defenses can help thajt
Sax:
at least for one round
Darth GW7:
okay
DM:
ah
DM:
okay
DM:
everyone as ready as they can be? Cause the banging's getting louder.
Nallin:
Yeah im good
Darth GW7:
suuuure
DM:
Hehe
DM:
The doors burst open
Darth GW7:
oh god
Sax:
we are going to die
Darth GW7:
I'm not sure anymore
Sax:
Total party kill
DM:
There is fire
DM:
roll Inititive
Darth GW7:
oh fun times
* Nallin rolls: d20 => 2
Sax:
nice
Nallin:
=1
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+7 => 10 + 7 = 17
DM:
...
Nallin:
+1
* Sax rolls: 1d20 => 1
* Zin rolls: 1d20+3 => 17 + 3 = 20
Sax:
GOD DAMIIT
Sax:
NOOOOO
Zin:
ppyah
Darth GW7:
nice zin
darkreign:
let me check my sheet
Nallin:
wow and i though i had it bad
Darth GW7:
you're +5 dark
* DM rolls: d20 + d20 + d20 => 17 + 18 + 20 = 55
* darkreign rolls: d20+5 => 15 + 5 = 20
DM:
hmhmhm
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Nallin:
wait whats zins init mod?
Zin:
+3
Nallin:
ah ok
Sax:
if 2 people have same ini they roll about who gets first
DM:
So, what's everyone's?
Sax:
I got 1
Sax:
 )
Nallin:
no i got 3
Zin:
20
Darth GW7:
17
darkreign:
20
Zin:
rock paper scissors
Darth GW7:
Also
Darth GW7:
if they're the same
DM:
actually
Darth GW7:
They happen simultaneously
Sax:
you roll about it
Sax:
no they dont :c
DM:
it's whoever has the highest initiative mod, I think
Darth GW7:
Pretty sure they do
Darth GW7:
That's the most fun way to do it c:
Sax:
What we do, is that we roll about who gets above
Sax:
so Person 1: /r 1d20
* Zin rolls: 1d20 => 10
* darkreign rolls: d20 => 3
Sax:
and the other one rolls as well
Darth GW7:
Oh
darkreign:
fuck dice
Darth GW7:
it's the highest initiative bonus
Zin:
im 3
Darth GW7:
In 2e they happen at the same time
Sax:
Well, this is 4th edition
Sax:
:v
Darth GW7:
When combatants have the same initiative, the combatant with the higher initiative bonus (the total of one-half your level, your Dexterity modifier, and any bonuses) goes before the other. If their bonuses are the same, they can roll a die or flip a coin to break the tie.
DM:
so, dark
Darth GW7:
I like the idea of it happening simultaneously
Sax:
ok
Sax:
devils, bend over
Darth GW7:
the guard bodies disappeared before I could loot them again
* Darth GW7 shakes fist
Sax:
probably for the best
Sax:
oh fuck
Darth GW7:
oh FUN
 
Tar Devil Guard 1:
Boo
DM:
Alrighty
Darth GW7:
5 devils
* Relic ways
Darth GW7:
just what the doctor ordered
DM:
Yes
DM:
5
DM:
You catch a flicker of something moving
Darth GW7:
...
darkreign:
PERCEPTION CHECK
Darth GW7:
PRECEPTION CHECK
DM:
On ya go
Sax:
against their passive first, but w/e
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
..........
Darth GW7:
moving on
darkreign:
darth, whats my perception modifier?
DM:
passive?
darkreign:
I dont have my sheet open
Darth GW7:
+10
DM:
Keyleth's is 20
darkreign:
infact if someone has a link to it hook a brother up
Sax:
Passive is +10 + skill modifier + half level
Darth GW7:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=317071
DM:
alright
darkreign:
thats cweepy
 
Aramil:
11
Sax:
20 passive perception
Sax:
that is pretty good
Sax:
for lvl 1
Darth GW7:
Mine's 13
Darth GW7:
:
Darth GW7:
:3
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 5 + 5 = 10
DM:
alright
DM:
Actually
DM:
since most of the characters pass
DM:
There we go
Darth GW7:
eemps
Darth GW7:
well
Darth GW7:
eemp
DM:
Now.
DM:
I believe...
Sax:
wait
Sax:
where did the devil stand before moving?
Sax:
ok
Sax:
nvm
darkreign:
in my ass
Darth GW7:
doesn't he get an opportunity attack?
Sax:
hot
Darth GW7:
if they walk next to him
Darth GW7:
Oh wait
DM:
if they walk away
Darth GW7:
That's when they leave a square next to you
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 7 + 9 = 16
DM:
you have... 21 ac, yes?
Darth GW7:
hue
Sax:
I have 19
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 16 + 9 = 25
Darth GW7:
HUE
DM:
+2 for full defence, though
* DM rolls: d8 + 7 => 3 + 7 = 10
DM:
10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
Darth GW7:
gryffindor is for tards
Darth GW7:
ravenclaw ftw
darkreign:
10 POINTS TO RAVENCLAW
DM:
and NOW!
Sax:
yeah
Darth GW7:
now it's key
DM:
nooope
Darth GW7:
no wait
Darth GW7:
more devil
Darth GW7:
ssh
Sax:
so
Sax:
how many hits?
DM:
17 + 6 beats 21 I believe
Sax:
yes
DM:
you took 10 damage
DM:
1 hit
Sax:
I remove 5 of it
Darth GW7:
hax
Sax:
kinda
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 8 + 9 = 17
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 7 + 9 = 16
Sax:
what are they doing ;o?
darkreign:
raping you
Darth GW7:
you
DM:
A claw strikes Aramil, dealing 5 fire damage
* DM rolls: 20 + 9 => 20 + 9 = 29
Sax:
no u dont
DM:
And again!
DM:
10 fire damage
darkreign:
that looks painful
DM:
total
Sax:
minions
Sax:
lol
DM:
your robes are singed
Nallin:
ouch
DM:
right, dark
Nallin:
so 15 fire damage total?
Sax:
no
Sax:
10
DM:
no, 10
DM:
yes
Sax:
5+5
Nallin:
just 10 ok
Sax:
minions have set damage
darkreign:
Uhh, arrow to b1!
Sax:
they dint roll
Sax:
donmt
Sax:
dont
DM:
right
DM:
dark?
DM:
b1, being...?
darkreign:
Arrow to burning devil 2?
DM:
ah
DM:
b1 = b2
DM:
alright
darkreign:
and b2= b3
DM:
ok, basic ranged or at-will?
Sax:
atwill
darkreign:
Basic Ranged
Sax:
plz
darkreign:
fine
darkreign:
at will!
darkreign:
AT WILL!
Sax:
they are better you know
Sax:
there is no reason to do basic attacks
Sax:
unless otherwise forced to
DM:
what attack, then?
Sax:
inb4 twin strike
darkreign:
careful attack
Sax:
dont forget your quarrty
Sax:
if you can
darkreign:
You know what
darkreign:
Fine splitting the tree
Sax:
no
darkreign:
Yes
Sax:
dont
DM:
on a minion?
Sax:
plz
Sax:
no
Sax:
plz
Sax:
no
DM:
alright
DM:
roll to hit
Sax:
Quarry is a feature that Rangers have
DM:
wait
DM:
two creatures
Sax:
they can place the quarry on their nearest enemy, and deal extra damage against them
darkreign:
split the tree lets me hit two targets DM
DM:
I see where this is going
darkreign:
Tar Devil 1 and Burning 2
DM:
alright
DM:
2 attack rolls, then
Sax:
one of the devils have cover
DM:
indeed
Sax:
the one behind the burning devil
DM:
that's not being attacked
DM:
Tar Devil 1
Sax:
oh ok
darkreign:
Alright, what kind of dice and what modifier?
DM:
d20
DM:
+dex
DM:
modifier
Sax:
and
Sax:
weapon prof
* darkreign rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 12 + 5 = 17
Sax:
and half of level
Sax:
which is 0
DM:
roll twice, take the higher result
* darkreign rolls: d20+5 => 13 + 5 = 18
DM:
weapon prof is +2 in this case, yeah?
Sax:
what weapon?
DM:
lbow
Sax:
yes
Sax:
02
Sax:
+2
DM:
alright, it hits both
DM:
damage roll
darkreign:
what kind of dice d6?
Sax:
1d10
Sax:
for the bow
DM:
d10 + 10
Sax:
how did you get the 10?
Sax:
2d10
DM:
W + dex mod again, isn't it?
Sax:
no
DM:
oh
Sax:
It would be if it was 2 attacks per target
DM:
so it is
darkreign:
so 1d10 or 2d10?
Sax:
But it's one attack per target
DM:
1d10
Sax:
no
Sax:
:/
DM:
2d10
DM:
sorry, distractions
Sax:
2d10 + dex modifer
* darkreign rolls: 2d10 + 5 => 9 + 5 = 14
Sax:
Did you place the quarry on the target?
DM:
imp is nearest
Sax:
oh
Sax:
yeah
DM:
right
Sax:
but 14 damage on the target
DM:
hehe
Sax:
rogues and rangers can do a lot of damage
Sax:
s
Sax:
damage*
Sax:
Rogues can do most tho
Darth GW7:
if I can hit
Sax:
with sneak damage
darkreign:
how much is 14 damage anyways?
Darth GW7:
(don't bet on it)
Sax:
I got 35 hp
Sax:
and I am tank
Sax:
so it is a lot
DM:
ok
DM:
wait
DM:
good news
DM:
take 5 damage sax
Sax:
I know
Sax:
I have 30 of 35
Sax:
or
DM:
again
Sax:
is it melee or close?
DM:
Close
Sax:
I resist it
DM:
Ah
Sax:
because of my temp hp
DM:
good to know
DM:
Right, zin
darkreign:
Note to self: Keyleth will be taunting Relic with how she saved his ass
Zin:
ok hold on ones sec
Sax:
When I get hit by close(both area and blast) and melee I get my consitution modifer when hit in hp
Sax:
Temp HP*
DM:
ah
Sax:
which is 5
Zin:
what does shift mean?
Sax:
I sacrificed some strength to get more consitution to be able to tank better
Sax:
You move 1 square without provoking attacks
Darth GW7:
teleport
Sax:
its an entire move action
DM:
unless its part of an attack
DM:
obviously
Sax:
yeah
Zin:
ok
Sax:
kobolds are annoying
DM:
also, fyi
Zin:
does walking on tables and stools inhibit my speed?
Sax:
they can shift as a minor action
DM:
the imp's invisible, so -5 to hit
DM:
you simply know the square it's in
Sax:
unless it is trying to activly hide it's precense
Sax:
then stealth checks
DM:
indeed
Zin:
guys?
DM:
go ahead
Zin:
is my speed reduced by walking on stools and stuff?
DM:
Walking on stools?
DM:
Like that?
Zin:
that
Sax:
if they are stable no
Zin:
yes
Sax:
if they are not stable yes
Sax:
then it's difficult terrain
DM:
I'd assume, if there's gaps in between them, and they're fairly shitty, it counts as difficult, yeah
Darth GW7:
If they're small you might have to balance
Sax:
costs 2 squares instead of one to walk on them
DM:
if you're just getting on and off the table, then no
DM:
but that would use up your minor action as well as a move
Sax:
also, if you move away from imp without shifting you will probably provoke an attack.
DM:
hm?
Darth GW7:
I just realised how relatively far I am from the majority of the action
Zin:
I will now use spinning leopard manuever
Darth GW7:
sounds hot
Sax:
Minor actions can be stuff like that. A minor action is also required to open doors
DM:
did you move or shift?
Zin:
that was a move
DM:
ah
Darth GW7:
shift dude
Zin:
now I shift my speed
Darth GW7:
shift
DM:
wait a minute then
Sax:
then the imp get sto attack
Sax:
if it hits, it will stop his movement
Darth GW7:
zin use shift
* DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 5 + 7 = 12
Darth GW7:
:v
Zin:
hit?
DM:
and nm
darkreign:
i got to cook dinner, if my turn comes up do a normal attack darth can roll for me
DM:
alright
Darth GW7:
woo
Zin:
ok shift now
DM:
alright
Sax:
dont forget the quary
Sax:
and Spinning Leopard Manuever is one bad ass daily
Zin:
OK I hit T1 B1 and B2
DM:
hm?
Sax:
well
Sax:
you have to roll against them
Sax:
He shifts his speed
* Zin rolls: 3d8+3 => 16 + 3 = 19
Sax:
and each enemy he passes by (adjecent) he gets to do an attack against
Sax:
the same enemy can't be target more then once
DM:
that includes the tar devil, as well, then? surely?
Sax:
yes
DM:
alright, which one was that aimed at?
Zin:
Tar
DM:
hint - not the tar
Darth GW7:
he said T1 :v
Darth GW7:
lul
DM:
ah
DM:
nm then
* Zin rolls: 3d8+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
DM:
You miss
DM:
alright, 14?
Sax:
against what defence zin?
Sax:
Reflex right?
Zin:
yup
Darth GW7:
ye
DM:
Oh wait
Sax:
Then it should hit
DM:
Tar's a hit, Burning's a miss
DM:
Burning takes no damage
Zin:
ok one more?
DM:
yar
* Zin rolls: 3d8+3 => 14 + 3 = 17
Sax:
wait what
Darth GW7:
wait
Sax:
you have to roll to hit for each enemy
DM:
wait
Darth GW7:
Yeah
DM:
what
Sax:
then damage
Darth GW7:
why did you do 3d8 to hit
DM:
yeah
DM:
seriously?
DM:
let's start this again
DM:
roll for dexterity to hit
Sax:
As this is not a burst/blast he rolls the damage for all seperatly
DM:
indeed
DM:
you did 3d8 for all
Nallin:
oh wait so burst attacks are concurrent?
* Zin rolls: 1d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23
DM:
yes
Nallin:
with just one roll?
Darth GW7:
Nice
DM:
ok, that hits the tar
Darth GW7:
it certainly does
* Zin rolls: 1d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
Darth GW7:
that...
DM:
and that's a miss
Darth GW7:
does not
* Zin rolls: 1d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
Zin:
lol
Darth GW7:
neither...
DM:
as is that
Darth GW7:
does that
Zin:
but it says
DM:
alright, roll damage for tar
Darth GW7:
DAMN IT HJORT
Darth GW7:
stop being a ninja
DM:
:D
Sax:
there is miss damage
Zin:
miss = half damage
Sax:
so if he missed the tar
DM:
Minion's don't take damage from miss attacks
Sax:
yeah they donmt
Sax:
would be pretty easy to kill them then
Darth GW7:
yeah
Darth GW7:
derp
* Zin rolls: 3d8+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
DM:
Alright
Sax:
dont forget flurry of blows
DM:
indeed. +5?
Sax:
against ONE ENEMY
Zin:
yea on B1
Zin:
oh nvm
Darth GW7:
You need to hit for it don't you?
Zin:
yea
Sax:
yeah
DM:
wait
Zin:
I dont think I can
Sax:
no
Sax:
he doesnt
Zin:
because I moved away from tar devil
Sax:
its a trigger
Darth GW7:
ye
DM:
he can attack any
Sax:
well it's part of the attack
DM:
has to be that one
DM:
it needs to be within range on the hit
Sax:
so you can still do flurry of blows to the tar devil
DM:
and that one was
DM:
so is the tar devil
Sax:
oh
DM:
your choice
Sax:
he can target the flurry of blows to someone else too
Darth GW7:
oh yeah
Zin:
whaaat
DM:
Zin, who gets flurried?
Sax:
they even take extra damage if they werent targeted by the triggered attack
Darth GW7:
hint: a minion
Zin:
yea a minion
Zin:
its 7 damage though
DM:
ah
Darth GW7:
minions are OHKO
Sax:
but they have 1 hp so :V
Zin:
becuase I didnt hit him with my first attack
Zin:
well I want them to have -6 hp
Sax:
:v
Darth GW7:
okay
Darth GW7:
you do that
Darth GW7:
which one are you attacking though
DM:
You clip both the Tar Devil and the Burning Devil as you run past. The Burning Devil explodes into flames, and the Tar Devil's face is smashed open - tarry blood oozes out of the wound
DM:
its bloodied
Darth GW7:
yum
Sax:
WITH HIS FIST
Sax:
SD
Sax:
S
Sax:
or legs
Darth GW7:
remember the disintegrating goblin skull
Darth GW7:
good times
Zin:
yup
DM:
yes
DM:
zin, which burning devil?
Zin:
1
Sax:
smart
DM:
bad choice, but ok
DM:
take 5 damage
Sax:
why so?
DM:
nallin too
DM:
but not the imp
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
....MAN
Darth GW7:
lemme guess
Darth GW7:
could have killed the imp
Sax:
i can resist the damage so no problem for me
Sax:
it probably only target enemioes
DM:
so zin's at 26 and nallin's at 8, correct?
Nallin:
yar
Darth GW7:
An exploding ball of fire doesn't really choose its targets
Darth GW7:
:v
DM:
indeed
DM:
Darth, you're up
Darth GW7:
fun times
DM:
your up, rather
DM:
no wait
DM:
I forget
Darth GW7:
-
DM:
the first one
DM:
go
Sax:
kill yourself
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
what are you talking about
Sax:
you'reself
Nallin:
wait
Sax:
yourself
Darth GW7:
whose go is it
Nallin:
is it darth?
Nallin:
did darth go?
Sax:
did he die?
Darth GW7:
wait
Sax:
like
Darth GW7:
I had 17 initiative
Sax:
die
Nallin:
I had 3 on initiative
Nallin:
zin had 4
Darth GW7:
...
Nallin:
i think
Darth GW7:
what the fuck DM
Sax:
no
DM:
it's darth's go
Nallin:
i dont know
Sax:
dont be mad now
DM:
hurry up so I can kill myself
Darth GW7:
okay
Darth GW7:
How does stealth work
Sax:
you have to have cover
Darth GW7:
I do
Sax:
to gain concealment
Sax:
no
Darth GW7:
I'm behind a table
Sax:
probablyt not
Sax:
they are too low i can imagine
Darth GW7:
I said that I took cover behind a table
Darth GW7:
:v
DM:
Not stealthy
DM:
but partial concealment
Darth GW7:
...
DM:
I vill grant zyou zat!
Darth GW7:
Can I crawl under the table?
DM:
difficult terrain
Darth GW7:
to move to a strategic position that is
DM:
but sure
Darth GW7:
not just to be a coward
DM:
coward
Sax:
coward
DM:
:D
Darth GW7:
;-;
Sax:
rogues are always cowards
Sax:
especially the ranged ones
 
Archer:
Stop being a pussy
 
Adept:
Coward
Darth GW7:
I DIDN'T SAY I WAS DOING IT YET
Darth GW7:
I wouldn't get far if I crawled anyway
Darth GW7:
like 3 squares
Sax:
well
Sax:
getting prone is a move action
Sax:
what I know
Darth GW7:
Can I jump over the table up here
Nallin:
wait isnt darth the fat rogue or no that was changed?
DM:
yes
DM:
Wait, what
Darth GW7:
what
DM:
Btw, be glad I'm not taking the physical properties of fire into account
DM:
Given that the tables are made of wood
Sax:
IT'S MAGICAL FIRE
Sax:
FIRE
Sax:
MAGICA
Sax:
L
Sax:
FIRE
Nallin:
oh fuck
DM:
:P
Sax:
IT DOESN'T BURN STUFF
Darth GW7:
Is that okay?
Zin:
fire resistant wood
Nallin:
id be dead by now
Sax:
IT JUST IS FIRE
DM:
It burns people well enough
Sax:
I hate 4th edition rules about that
DM:
how much was that?
Darth GW7:
40
Darth GW7:
aka 6
Darth GW7:
my speed
DM:
what
Sax:
MAGICAL FIRE CAN'T IGNITE STUFF
DM:
6 * 5 = 30
Sax:
^
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
I CAN'T DO MATHS ;-;
* DM rolls: 6 * 5 => 6 * 5 = 30
Sax:
and the stools are difficult terrain
Sax:
meaning 2 squares instead of one
DM:
only if you cross them
Sax:
oh ok
DM:
not if you just climb onto the table
Darth GW7:
fucking adept gtfo
DM:
...
DM:
I think you chose a bad place, tbh
Darth GW7:
shut the fuck up DM ;-;
DM:
hmmmm?
Darth GW7:
okay
Darth GW7:
this is an adequate spot
Darth GW7:
...Hmm
Darth GW7:
How many people can I distract with a bluff check
DM:
um
DM:
1?
Darth GW7:
okay.png
DM:
I guess
DM:
There's only really the imp close enough, anyway
Darth GW7:
...fuck
Darth GW7:
15*5 = 75
Darth GW7:
BD3 is in range
DM:
15 squares. That's the limit, yeah?
Sax:
back
DM:
Is it?
Sax:
yes
DM:
ah
Sax:
for shortbow and handcrossbow
Nallin:
dont hit me
Sax:
greatbow have 30 :3
Darth GW7:
okay
Nallin:
please
Darth GW7:
this is where my rolling a 1 beforehand comes in handy
DM:
Burning devil's not intelligent enough to really be bluffed.
DM:
btw
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
What about imps?
DM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
And what's the penalty for it being invisible again?:
Sax:
You can only bluff/distract adjecent enemies
Sax:
-5
DM:
ah
Darth GW7:
Really?
DM:
-5 to hit
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
Surely you can like shout at them
Sax:
he is INVISBLE
Darth GW7:
"OI, SUZY"
Sax:
well, the rules say so
Darth GW7:
 
 
Imp (1) 1:
Suzy is not a name befitting an imp.
Darth GW7:
alright fine I'll aim for the BD3
Darth GW7:
that alright with you
DM:
I was going to say partial concealment
Sax:
you are going to kill aramil btw
Nallin:
wait di you say they explode when it?
Darth GW7:
it's on the table
DM:
Until I realized that the imp was invisible
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
WAIT
Darth GW7:
WAITWAITWAIT
Darth GW7:
explosion=bad
Sax:
when it dies
Darth GW7:
okay
Sax:
it will explode on aramil
Darth GW7:
yeah okay
Darth GW7:
imp
Darth GW7:
imp it is
Darth GW7:
I can try to kill impy
Sax:
you can be lucky  
DM:
8 - 5. It's nonlethal. :P
Darth GW7:
I have a +5 to hit
DM:
alright, impy?
Darth GW7:
So...
Sax:
so sero
DM:
so negates invisibility
Sax:
zero
Darth GW7:
It's just me and the dice
Sax:
yup
DM:
dundun
Sax:
inb4 1
* Darth GW7 kisses the 20 on the dice
DM:
dundun
Darth GW7:
HERE WE GO
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20 => 11
DM:
dundundundundundundundundun DUNDUN
Darth GW7:
nope
DM:
The bolt sinks into the table
 
Pankas:
I meant to do that.
DM:
Nallin, how will you save yourself
Darth GW7:
hide under the table
Darth GW7:
you coward
Nallin:
hrm
Nallin:
I can do my actions in any order right?
Nallin:
like move first?
DM:
yes
DM:
moving will provoke an attack of opportunity
Sax:
unless hift
Sax:
shift
DM:
yup
Nallin:
feystep?
Sax:
that works
DM:
hm?
DM:
yeah
Sax:
perfectly well
Nallin:
ok then ill use feystep as move
Sax:
teleporting NEVER PROVOKES oppertunity attacks or the like
Sax:
its gay
Darth GW7:
He has +2AC to opportunity attacks anyway
DM:
Alright
Nallin:
then im gonna do
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
no that's key
Sax:
shoot the imp!
Sax:
you will hit anway
Nallin:
ok
Nallin:
Mm on imp
Nallin:
7 damage
Sax:
Magic missile!
DM:
Alright
Darth GW7:
btw nallin
Darth GW7:
you put the tongue in your feats section
Nallin:
?
Darth GW7:
not inventory
Darth GW7:
:v
Nallin:
whoops
DM:
The spell hits the imp, and you hear a screech
Darth GW7:
whumf
DM:
Alright, Relic
 
Pankas:
I totally softened that imp up for you.
 
Pankas:
Totally.
Sax:
aww yeah
 
Imp (1) 1:
SCRREEEEECH
 
Pankas:
Shut up you.
 
Pankas:
No one cares what you think.
* Relic attacks the Tar Devil with Crushing Surge
DM:
BTW, ignore the useless NPCs. They take their turn at the end of initiative
Sax:
at will
DM:
alrighty
Sax:
I get 5 temp hp  
Sax:
it's invigorating so
Sax:
other than that its like a basic attack
DM:
+5 to attack, yeah?
Sax:
yes
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Sax:
dammit
DM:
ooooh
DM:
The Tar Devil dodges out of the way of the attack.
Sax:
lolno
DM:
hm?
Sax:
 
 
Pankas:
scrood
Sax:
i missed
Sax:
also, check my characters hp now hjort
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 5 + 2 = 7
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 10 + 2 = 12
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 15 + 3 = 18
DM:
Okay, so out of all the NPCs, they do a total of 3 damage (I'm playing them as minions, btw)
DM:
Imp's turn
 
Pankas:
...
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
...Imp's turn?
Sax:
time for the lurker to but rape people
Sax:
buttrape
Sax:
suprise buttsex
DM:
By people, you mean the person who escaped it and did the most damage to it, yes?
Nallin:
fffff
Darth GW7:
I thought the imp was dead
Nallin:
wait
Sax:
yes
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
I assumed it was a minion
Darth GW7:
goddamn
Nallin:
is that me?
DM:
Yes
Nallin:
fffff
Darth GW7:
Is it still invisible?
DM:
No
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 14 + 5 = 19
DM:
vs FOrt
Nallin:
fff
Sax:
hah
Nallin:
11
Sax:
a mage
Sax:
cant have high fortitude
DM:
ah well
Sax:
unless a warlock
DM:
oh dearie me, I made a mistake
Sax:
and that is?
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 13 + 8 = 21
Nallin:
que?
DM:
Nevermind
Sax:
:V
DM:
Alright, so
Nallin:
;_;
DM:
The imps tail strikes the side of your head, and you begin to feel woozy
Sax:
inb4 dazed!
* DM rolls: d8 + 3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Sax:
hah
DM:
Out for the count
Sax:
bam
Sax:
is unconcious and have to do death saves
DM:
-3 hp
DM:
plus
DM:
and this is interesting
Darth GW7:
well done nallin
Nallin:
ffffffff
Darth GW7:
first death
DM:
-2 to will saves
Darth GW7:
of the campaign
Sax:
but
DM:
and 5 ongoing poison damage
DM:
you have 2 turns
Sax:
all effects disappear when you are unconcious
DM:
ah?
Sax:
they get removed
Sax:
so stuff like that doesn't happen
DM:
even effects that occur after unconciousness?
Nallin:
what?
DM:
the damage occurs first, then the poison
Sax:
I know
DM:
Lucky day Nallin
Nallin:
 
Sax:
but it's the attack that brings the effect
DM:
You have 7 turns to live! And the adepts a priest
DM:
cough
Sax:
therefor it was removed
DM:
Actually, it's a secondary attack that brings the effect
Sax:
well, hm
Nallin:
im still doing death saves though right?
Sax:
wait a sec
DM:
That was how I made the mistake with the first roll
DM:
Want me to roll it again?
Sax:
All effects disappears when you go unconcious
Sax:
so
DM:
All right
Sax:
which is stupid
Sax:
but
Sax:
it does
DM:
Benefit of the doubt
Sax:
in 4th
DM:
-3 hp
Darth GW7:
be fair on poor nallin
DM:
get ye to a priest
DM:
This is where reaper would've come in handy
Darth GW7:
on a lighter note
Sax:
but he has to do death saving throws
Sax:
also
DM:
indeed
Darth GW7:
now I can safely shoot the imp
Sax:
healing! When you heal someone that is unconcious and have negative hp
Sax:
before the heal, it goes to 0 then you add the healed amount
Sax:
they also regain conciouness then
Sax:
which is kinda bad some times
Sax:
since they often become a target then
DM:
anyway, tar devils attack
Sax:
oh right, the tar devil 1 is marked by me
Sax:
sorry forgot that
DM:
alright
Sax:
until end of my next turn, which is last ;p
 
Imp (1) 1:
Ahaha, I win, I win!
Nallin:
so you said im at -3?
Darth GW7:
Wait
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
In the player handbook
Darth GW7:
it says that you do death saving throws
Darth GW7:
And if you get three in a row you die
Sax:
yes
DM:
Oh and Relic, talking of things we forot to mention
Darth GW7:
Not if you reach -10hp
Sax:
fails
DM:
forgot
DM:
Take 2 damage
DM:
from an aura
DM:
4 damage, in fact
Sax:
well darth
Sax:
its when you get below your bloodied value in minus
Sax:
then you die
DM:
or fail three in a row
Sax:
ýeah
Sax:
you just need to get 10 or above to succeed
DM:
20 or above to improve
Sax:
also, does auras counts as close?
Nallin:
wait so im at -7 then?
DM:
no
DM:
it counts as an aura
Sax:
ok
Nallin:
ah
DM:
they're entirely seperate
Sax:
then I take the damge
DM:
4 fire damage, and you can't shift.
DM:
Not that that matters
DM:
Anyway, attack time
Sax:
ytes
Sax:
they are flanking me
Sax:
them cowards
Sax:
or
Sax:
wit
Sax:
wait
Sax:
not yet
Darth GW7:
yeah
DM:
hm?
Darth GW7:
now they are
Sax:
btw
Sax:
did he shift?
Darth GW7:
lul
Darth GW7:
maybe not
DM:
attacks of opportunity are only if they move out of range
Sax:
he is leaving a square adjecent to me
DM:
nevermind then
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 8 + 9 = 17
Sax:
miss
Sax:
unless its not against ac
DM:
It was a miss
DM:
And I have insidious Ideas
Sax:
well, you should have my stats so
Darth GW7:
oh...dear?
Sax:
attack ;p
DM:
make an Opportunity attack
DM:
go ahead
Sax:
haha
Sax:
so i will!
Darth GW7:
do it
DM:
But you can only make one per turn
Sax:
that I know
Sax:
which is annoying
* Sax rolls: 1d20+5 => 15 + 5 = 20
DM:
I know what I should have done
Darth GW7:
nice
Sax:
nice
DM:
nice
DM:
is a hit
Sax:
it stops the movement btw
Darth GW7:
wow
Darth GW7:
hive mind guys
Sax:
since I have combat supperiority
Sax:
and he is marked
DM:
ah
DM:
no
DM:
is number 2
DM:
not 1
Sax:
when I do an attack against an enemy
Sax:
I mark them
Sax:
I can have as many marks as I want
DM:
You need to make the attack first
Sax:
I did
Darth GW7:
Use this to mark enemies
Darth GW7:
for simplicity
Sax:
all my attacks marks enemies ;p
* Sax rolls: 1d10 + 3 => 9 + 3 = 12
Sax:
12 damage
DM:
ah well
DM:
now, can it go?
Sax:
if it spends an extra action to do so
DM:
ah
DM:
it will rest, then
DM:
burning devil attacks zin
* DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 6 + 9 = 15
DM:
vs AC
DM:
Take five fire damage
DM:
And now it's dark's turn again
Darth GW7:
He said a basic attack
Darth GW7:
...he doesn't have a melee weapon
DM:
hm?
Darth GW7:
thankfully he has +2 AC to opportunity attacks
DM:
I feel I've missed something here?
Darth GW7:
Ah
Darth GW7:
He told me to move for him
DM:
oooh
DM:
right
Darth GW7:
Gonna use nimble strike
DM:
he had a longbow
Darth GW7:
At will
Darth GW7:
Shift one square before attack
DM:
shift, yeah?
DM:
yeah
DM:
alright
Sax:
Combat Supperiority(from PH1) :"You gain bonus to oppertunity attacks equal your wisdom modifier (0). An enemy struck by your oppertunity attack stops moving, if a move provoked the attack. If it still have actions remaining, it can use them to resume moving."
Darth GW7:
dex vs AC
DM:
that says nothing about attacks, btw
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Darth GW7:
....
Darth GW7:
you gotta be shitting me
Sax:
that is one of my features
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
wait I did that wrong
DM:
wait?
Darth GW7:
did I do that wrong?
DM:
no
DM:
it would miss regardless
DM:
Zin, your go
Sax:
Hjort, look in playerhandbook 1, combat challenge. Page 76
Zin:
k
Zin:
how does burst work
Sax:
I get to mark them as long as I do any attack.
Darth GW7:
That means T1 is unmarked now
DM:
area around you
Sax:
no
Sax:
both is marked
Darth GW7:
you haven't hit him for a turn though
Sax:
I dont have to hit them
Zin:
that was a shift
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
The mark lasts until the end of your next turn.
Zin:
using five storms
Darth GW7:
the mark has worn off on T1
Darth GW7:
:v
DM:
right
Sax:
how?
Nallin:
Burst: A burst starts in an origin square and extends in all directions to a specified number of squares from the origin square. For example, the cleric power flame strike is a burst 2 within 10 squares of you, which means the power originates in a square up to 10 squares away from you and affects the origin square and every square within 2 squares of it (a 5-square-by-5-square area). Unless a power description notes otherwise, a close burst you create does not affect you. However, an area burst you create does affect you. A burst affects a target only if there is line of effect from the burst’s origin square to the target.
Sax:
My turn haven't been yet.
DM:
Zin, roll for dex
Darth GW7:
You hit T2 last turn
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
oh wait
Sax:
Me doing an oppertunity attack is something I do, not on my turn.
Darth GW7:
nvm
* Zin rolls: 1d8+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
Zin:
fuuuck
* Darth GW7 shoots self
DM:
what
DM:
no
DM:
roll for dexterity
DM:
d20 + dex mod
DM:
then damage
* Zin rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16
DM:
ok
Nallin:
bad luck all around
DM:
versus what, reflex?
Zin:
yea
Darth GW7:
16 isn't bad
DM:
No
DM:
but it misses both
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
not bad but not good enough ;v
Darth GW7:
My turn?
DM:
yup
Darth GW7:
Basic attack on imp
DM:
ok
Nallin:
kill it
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+5 => 14 + 5 = 19
DM:
it's a hit
Nallin:
yeaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrr
Darth GW7:
wait I should have bluffed first
Darth GW7:
oh well
DM:
not adjacent. roll for damage
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
DM:
8 damage! It's still not bloodied!
Darth GW7:
wow seriously
Darth GW7:
for a little imp it's bloody tough
Darth GW7:
Also I kind of need to go soon ;v
Zin:
me to
DM:
after this fight, maybe?
DM:
or now?
Darth GW7:
Is it possible to save the map
DM:
Screenshot
Sax:
aw  
Nallin:
i think sax would have to do that
Darth GW7:
You'd have to set it up again though :v
DM:
Easy enough
Darth GW7:
Isn't it possible to save the whole thing
Nallin:
file>save campaign or something
DM:
Yeah
DM:
Done that, and chatlog
Darth GW7:
cool
Darth GW7:
Gonna pastebin this shit again
Zin:
nice, we're all set then?
DM:
I guess
Sax:
I saved the campaign
Sax:
as "Hjort's Campaign"
Nallin:
cool
Darth GW7:
Alright
DM:
Ok
Darth GW7:
So when?
DM:
Alright, good game
DM:
Um
DM:
When is everyone free
Sax:
almost any time I am up for it
Darth GW7:
After 6 tomorrow
Darth GW7:
6pm
Nallin:
im good for tommorrow
Zin:
I cannot do it tomorow
DM:
Ah
Darth GW7:
okay
Nallin:
saturday?
Darth GW7:
Saturday afternoon is good for me
Zin:
I'll be busy the entire weekend
Darth GW7:
4/5
DM:
I'm not free on the weekend
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
ff
Nallin:
tuesday?
DM:
Any weekday night I'm free
Zin:
mon-thursday
Zin:
im good
Sax:
I am going to play DnD with my irl group Friday-Saturday. But I should be able to play at the same time ;p
Darth GW7:
Uh... Might not be able to make Tuesday
DM:
Dark has classes on a tuesday and thursday, bt
DM:
btw
DM:
unless it changes
Darth GW7:
Wednesday then?
Zin:
wed?
DM:
I'm fine with wednesday. Is a good day for me
Nallin:
I have classes wednesday :/
Nallin:
wait
DM:
ah
Nallin:
what time
Darth GW7:
god da-
DM:
6pm Gmt
Nallin:
5:20 EST is when I have
DM:
Which is... what?
Nallin:
like right now
Nallin:
would be when i go
Darth GW7:
-amnit
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
when you go?
Nallin:
What time is that for you?
Darth GW7:
to the lesson?
Nallin:
yeah
Darth GW7:
So you'd be fine before 5.20?
DM:
That's half ten here
DM:
I could actually start earlier than 6 as well, if necessary.
Nallin:
yeah like sometime around 5 or 6 for you guys
Darth GW7:
yeah
Darth GW7:
That would be fine
Darth GW7:
10pm is like the latest I can stay on till anyway
Darth GW7:
;
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
So wednesday afternoon?
Nallin:
yeah
Sax:
I am free tommorow :3
Zin:
I gotta go guys
DM:
Adios
Zin:
it was fun playing with you all
Darth GW7:
See you zin
Sax:
bb
Sax:
see you later
Nallin:
wo wednesday it is?
Sax:
and it was indeed fun
Zin is disconnected.
DM:
We got one more fight than last time!
Darth GW7:
woop
DM:
Well
DM:
half a fight more!
Darth GW7:
three quarters
DM:
Yeah
DM:
So, wednesday?
DM:
Or...?
Darth GW7:
wednesday.
Nallin:
should be good if you guys can do it before 5pm your time
Nallin:
or around 5pm
DM:
I can make that
Darth GW7:
I thought you said you didn't need to go until 10pm GMT?
Darth GW7:
:v
Sax:
just spam me about it
DM:
I'm free from like midday my time on a Wednesday
Nallin:
it would 10 pm gmt yeah
Darth GW7:
So you could play until then? From 5pm?
Darth GW7:
That would be alright with me
Nallin:
5pm gmt to 10pm gmt
Nallin:
is good
Darth GW7:
great
Darth GW7:
goddamn guys
Darth GW7:
we play D&D
Darth GW7:
how do so many of us have LIVES
DM:
I don't
DM:
:P
Sax:
me neither
DM:
Nah, just a flexible schedule
Sax:
I dont really have a life
Sax:
well I like being social
Sax:
but
Darth GW7:
alright well
Sax:
no lif
Sax:
e
Darth GW7:
I need to go now
DM:
Alrighty
Sax:
bye bye darth
Darth GW7:
See you guys
Sax:
:3
Darth GW7:
also PASTEBIN'D
Sax:
sleep TIGHT
Nallin:
peace