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[2015-05-10 15:55:24] * Kitsune-chan starts drawing out the area in the crator
[2015-05-10 16:00:39] * Mishie|Johnny notices that for some reason Kitsune is in the crater, and decides to find out what's going on
[2015-05-10 16:00:42] <Mishie|Johnny> "Yo"
[2015-05-10 16:01:20] <Kitsune-chan> "Setting up Casino"
[2015-05-10 16:01:37] * Casshan floats down from above and waves them down. "Hey! What are you doing here?"
[2015-05-10 16:02:25] * Mishie|Johnny shrugs
[2015-05-10 16:06:17] * Kitsune-chan assumes cyborgs can hear
[2015-05-10 16:06:21] <Mishie|Johnny> "Apparently there's something about a Casino or whatever?"
[2015-05-10 16:07:23] <Kitsune-chan> "Making one"
[2015-05-10 16:08:05] <Casshan> "...oh."
[2015-05-10 16:08:18] <Casshan> "In this exact area?"
[2015-05-10 16:09:04] <Kitsune-chan> "yes"
[2015-05-10 16:09:23] <Mishie|Johnny> "Huuuuuuh"
[2015-05-10 16:11:19] <Casshan> "Well! I was working on the robot arena here."
[2015-05-10 16:11:25] <Casshan> "...so that could be a problem."
[2015-05-10 16:11:37] <Kitsune-chan> "It will work"
[2015-05-10 16:12:40] <Casshan> "Errr... what will?"
[2015-05-10 16:13:16] <Mishie|Johnny> "If this is going to be some sort of Mega Robot Fighting Arena with Casino and Other Entertainment, I'm mildly interested"
[2015-05-10 16:13:20] <Kitsune-chan> "All encompassing magical area where peopel can bet on things"
[2015-05-10 16:14:37] * Mishie|Johnny nods
[2015-05-10 16:15:38] <Kitsune-chan> "There you go'
[2015-05-10 16:20:21] <Mishie|Johnny> "Sooooooo"
[2015-05-10 16:20:36] <Mishie|Johnny> "Apparently you're an architect now Kitsune"
[2015-05-10 16:20:45] <Casshan> "Oh, fine."
[2015-05-10 16:21:07] <Casshan> "But I'm giving oversight on your designs. If you don't have an engineer something terrible could happen."
[2015-05-10 16:21:24] <DarkenedHG> Lightning in the background! 
[2015-05-10 16:21:27] <DarkenedHG> Dramatically
[2015-05-10 16:21:41] * Mishie|Johnny looks over
[2015-05-10 16:21:51] <DarkenedHG> The sky is clear.
[2015-05-10 16:21:53] <Mishie|Johnny> "Well that's different"
[2015-05-10 16:21:54] <Kitsune-chan> "I Give people the buildings they deserve"
[2015-05-10 16:27:07] <Kitsune-chan> "though I guess I need someone for this"
[2015-05-10 16:27:55] * Casshan looks over.
[2015-05-10 16:29:17] <Ai_Nitami> "... so, people just bet and it will be enforced in the area?"
[2015-05-10 16:30:07] <Mishie|Johnny> "ohshit it's an Ai"
[2015-05-10 16:30:16] <Mishie|Johnny> "Didn't see you there"
[2015-05-10 16:30:35] <Mishie|Johnny> "Also, did any of you do that lightning shit?  Wasn't me this time"
[2015-05-10 16:30:40] <Kitsune-chan> "And you can bet all sorts of things"
[2015-05-10 16:32:01] <Ai_Nitami> "I assume it will be mostly fair?"
[2015-05-10 16:33:01] * Mishie|Johnny laughs
[2015-05-10 16:33:14] <Mishie|Johnny> "oh Ai, you've never been to a casino have you?"
[2015-05-10 16:34:38] <Ai_Nitami> "No, I know casino is unfair. That's kinda the point. I mean, this... betting... field... magical thingy? Is it fair?"
[2015-05-10 16:34:45] <Kitsune-chan> "Odds always favor someone. "
[2015-05-10 16:34:56] <Mishie|Johnny> "But seriously though, does anybody that's able to fly or move faster than sound want to see what's going on over there"
[2015-05-10 16:35:00] * Mishie|Johnny looks at Casshan
[2015-05-10 16:35:06] <Ai_Nitami> "Does it favor the house, primarily?"
[2015-05-10 16:35:37] <Mishie|Johnny> "Look, Ai, trust me when I say that you don't need magic for that kind of shit"
[2015-05-10 16:35:42] <Kitsune-chan> "The games should, there willb e other things"
[2015-05-10 16:35:42] <Casshan> "Oh!"
[2015-05-10 16:35:57] * Casshan steps into the air. "I'll be right back!"
[2015-05-10 16:36:22] * Casshan blinks towards the the flash to see what's going on.
[2015-05-10 16:37:17] * Ai_Nitami shrug.
[2015-05-10 16:37:24] <Ai_Nitami> "Well, alright."
[2015-05-10 16:38:46] <Kitsune-chan> "I need a bunnygirl for this"
[2015-05-10 16:39:15] * Ai_Nitami twitches.
[2015-05-10 16:40:20] <Mishie|Johnny> "That reminds me, what's up with that spiderchick you had"
[2015-05-10 16:40:31] <DarkenedHG> There doesn't seem to be anything.
[2015-05-10 16:40:35] <Mishie|Johnny> "Were you two going around transforming people or something?"
[2015-05-10 16:40:36] <DarkenedHG> At least not that Casshan can find.
[2015-05-10 16:40:46] * Casshan flies back.
[2015-05-10 16:41:00] <Casshan> "Didn't see anything!"
[2015-05-10 16:41:16] <Kitsune-chan> "It thematically works well"
[2015-05-10 16:41:40] <Ai_Nitami> "She tried to eat me. Well. When she's still a man-eating giant spider."
[2015-05-10 16:41:49] <Mishie|Johnny> "Uhuuuuuh"
[2015-05-10 16:41:54] * Mishie|Johnny looks at Kitsune-chan "And you?"
[2015-05-10 16:44:41] <Kitsune-chan> "what?"
[2015-05-10 16:47:42] <Mishie|Johnny> "How many people or whatever did you transform?"
[2015-05-10 16:47:58] * Ai_Nitami ponders.
[2015-05-10 16:47:59] <Casshan> "...like one."
[2015-05-10 16:48:04] <Ai_Nitami> "Three."
[2015-05-10 16:48:08] * Casshan blinks. "Oh, you weren't asking me!"
[2015-05-10 16:48:10] * Casshan winces.
[2015-05-10 16:48:25] <Mishie|Johnny> "Three"
[2015-05-10 16:48:32] <Mishie|Johnny> "In the hour or so that I was gone"
[2015-05-10 16:48:45] <Ai_Nitami> "One in self-defense, one in a whim, one in an accident."
[2015-05-10 16:48:59] <Ai_Nitami> "Well, you bring an Actual to our chancel, Johnny."
[2015-05-10 16:49:04] <Mishie|Johnny> "Does that include the Excrutian and the Actual?"
[2015-05-10 16:49:11] <Ai_Nitami> "Don't throw stone in a glasshouse and all that."
[2015-05-10 16:49:20] <Mishie|Johnny> "And nobody was hurt by that at all"
[2015-05-10 16:49:24] <Ai_Nitami> "That includes the Excrucian, yes. The Actual is not my doing."
[2015-05-10 16:49:28] <Mishie|Johnny> "Plus the boss okayed it"
[2015-05-10 16:49:57] * Casshan coughs and floats away slowly.
[2015-05-10 16:50:28] <Mishie|Johnny> "So who was the third?  Anything I need to be worried about?"
[2015-05-10 16:50:54] <Ai_Nitami> "...random citizen on our Chancel."
[2015-05-10 16:51:10] * Mishie|Johnny looks at Casshan before she can float away "And what's this about you transforming random people?  I'm hoping that they had some say it in"
[2015-05-10 16:51:22] * Casshan stops.
[2015-05-10 16:52:03] <Casshan> "...yeah! The boss is really mean to his secretaries so I gave her tiiny upgrades."
[2015-05-10 16:52:15] <Mishie|Johnny> "Uhuuhhh"
[2015-05-10 16:52:21] <Kitsune-chan> "alot?"
[2015-05-10 16:53:11] <DarkenedHG> Dramatic thunder!
[2015-05-10 16:53:21] <Mishie|Johnny> "waitasec"
[2015-05-10 16:53:34] <Mishie|Johnny> "Did anybody ever do anything with that boxbot thing?"
[2015-05-10 16:53:51] <Mishie|Johnny> "You guys DID secure it after I left right?"
[2015-05-10 16:54:37] <Ai_Nitami> "Securing it means we'll have to mess with it, Johnny."
[2015-05-10 16:54:46] <Ai_Nitami> "And, uh. I don't want to mess with it."
[2015-05-10 16:55:19] <DarkenedHG> Dramaticer thunder
[2015-05-10 16:55:30] <Mishie|Johnny> "No, securing it means not leaving it in the middle of the street, it only did shit if you tried to open it"
[2015-05-10 16:56:05] <Kitsune-chan> "I left it with you"
[2015-05-10 16:56:07] <Ai_Nitami> "That requires touching it."
[2015-05-10 16:56:22] <Mishie|Johnny> "Ai, touching it doesn't set it off, opening it did"
[2015-05-10 16:56:32] <Mishie|Johnny> "You were there, you saw people holding it and nothing happening"
[2015-05-10 16:57:01] * Mishie|Johnny looks over at the direction the thunder is coming from
[2015-05-10 16:57:19] <Casshan> "...I just left it. Didn't want to deal with what was obviously just being used to prank me."
[2015-05-10 16:57:21] <Ai_Nitami> "...should we check that?"
[2015-05-10 16:57:22] <Mishie|Johnny> "That's also starting to get annoying as well"
[2015-05-10 16:57:33] <Casshan> "Probably?"
[2015-05-10 16:58:53] <Kitsune-chan> "The box is a risk. Therefore someone who has power over risk should handle it"
[2015-05-10 16:59:29] * Ai_Nitami looks at Mishie|Johnny
[2015-05-10 17:00:10] <Mishie|Johnny> "And I'm pretty sure that magic was involved, and also that at some stage that it was turned into a cyborg"
[2015-05-10 17:00:30] <DarkenedHG> Very dramatic thunder!
[2015-05-10 17:02:02] <Kitsune-chan> "nah its religious risk, totally different from magic"
[2015-05-10 17:03:05] <Ai_Nitami> "Guys, guys. Let's check that very dramatic thunder? Can you see how risky it will be, Mishie|Johnny?"
[2015-05-10 17:03:24] * Mishie|Johnny siiiiiiighs
[2015-05-10 17:04:19] * Casshan lifts a boulder. "Alright, everyone get on! I'll carry you there."
[2015-05-10 17:04:36] * Mishie|Johnny stares at Casshan
[2015-05-10 17:04:50] <Casshan> "...unless you can fly or teleport there on your own, in which case you can j-just do it yourself, dumbass."
[2015-05-10 17:05:00] * Casshan flusters a bit and frowns.
[2015-05-10 17:05:25] <Casshan> "Make up your mind!"
[2015-05-10 17:07:23] * Kitsune-chan transforms into a bird and waits.
[2015-05-10 17:09:47] * Ai_Nitami ponders.
[2015-05-10 17:09:52] <Ai_Nitami> "...alright."
[2015-05-10 17:10:37] <Mishie|Johnny> "Well, considering how there apparently isn't any risk involved in the lighting or thunder, I don't know shit about it"
[2015-05-10 17:11:03] * Ai_Nitami shrug. "Let's check it, then."
[2015-05-10 17:12:54] <Kitsune-chan> "So Johnny was going to handle the box"
[2015-05-10 17:13:56] <Mishie|Johnny> "Pretty sure I never agreed to that, but since you guys apparently can't be trusted with it, guess it's up to me to clean up after you guys"
[2015-05-10 17:13:57] * Mishie|Johnny shrugs
[2015-05-10 17:14:32] <Kitsune-chan> "If its too mucxh of a challenge.."
[2015-05-10 17:15:03] <Casshan> "...well?"
[2015-05-10 17:15:10] <DarkenedHG> Dramatic thunder!
[2015-05-10 17:15:11] * Casshan continues to heft a boulder awkwardly.
[2015-05-10 17:18:49] * Mishie|Johnny sighs and climbs up onto the boulder
[2015-05-10 17:20:21] * Casshan waits for Ai.
[2015-05-10 17:21:40] * Ai_Nitami climsb on the boulder.
[2015-05-10 17:24:26] <Casshan> "Alright everyone! Hold on tight."
[2015-05-10 17:24:28] * Casshan flies off towards the last flash of lightning.
[2015-05-10 17:25:25] <DarkenedHG> There's a building! 
[2015-05-10 17:25:41] <DarkenedHG> It seems to be a store.
[2015-05-10 17:26:00] * Casshan sets the boulder down in the parking lot and makes sure not to occupy too many spaces.
[2015-05-10 17:26:20] <DarkenedHG> It's not big enough to warrent one! 
[2015-05-10 17:28:58] <Kitsune-chan> is it one of the stores we've ruined?
[2015-05-10 17:29:07] <DarkenedHG> It seems mostly rebuilt.
[2015-05-10 17:29:21] <Kitsune-chan> I mean is it one of the  ones we've been to?
[2015-05-10 17:30:15] * Casshan floats over to the door and peers inside. "So... the place had stores like this before, right?"
[2015-05-10 17:30:35] <Casshan> "Feels a bit weird to be asking questions like that, but I only ever saw it partially blown-up.
[2015-05-10 17:30:37] <Casshan> "
[2015-05-10 17:31:31] <Ai_Nitami> "..is this your store, Kitsune-chan?"
[2015-05-10 17:31:47] * Casshan opens the door.
[2015-05-10 17:33:09] <DarkenedHG> No
[2015-05-10 17:33:16] <DarkenedHG> There's someone inside!
[2015-05-10 17:33:22] <DarkenedHG> Dun DUN DUN 
[2015-05-10 17:33:31] <DarkenedHG> "Can I help you?"
[2015-05-10 17:33:57] * Kitsune-chan heads inside
[2015-05-10 17:36:00] * Mishie|Johnny jumps off the rock and follows the rest
[2015-05-10 17:36:07] <DarkenedHG> "Hello?"
[2015-05-10 17:36:11] * Casshan looks at them as she steps in. "I guess I'm just browsing!"
[2015-05-10 17:36:17] <DarkenedHG> "We're having a bit of trouble at the moment."
[2015-05-10 17:36:19] <Casshan> "What does this store sell?"
[2015-05-10 17:36:24] <Casshan> "...are you?"
[2015-05-10 17:36:24] <DarkenedHG> "If it's not urgent would you mind coming back..."
[2015-05-10 17:36:25] <Kitsune-chan> (WHo is talking?)
[2015-05-10 17:36:27] <DarkenedHG> He pauses.
[2015-05-10 17:36:32] <DarkenedHG> "Drama."
[2015-05-10 17:36:39] <DarkenedHG> THUNDER!
[2015-05-10 17:36:44] <Casshan> "You sell drama?"
[2015-05-10 17:36:50] <DarkenedHG> "It's just a bit out of control at the moment."
[2015-05-10 17:37:18] <Casshan> "Do you do bulk sales?"
[2015-05-10 17:37:50] <Casshan> "I'm building a robot fighting arena that will go beyond even thunderdome."
[2015-05-10 17:40:56] <Ai_Nitami> "An out of control drama?"
[2015-05-10 17:41:03] <Mishie|Johnny> "Before we get to that, lets go back to the fact that your stock is out of control"
[2015-05-10 17:41:36] <DarkenedHG> "Yeah..."
[2015-05-10 17:41:47] <DarkenedHG> "Something blew up the city and it kinda got a bit too reactive."
[2015-05-10 17:43:43] <Kitsune-chan> "who buys drama?"
[2015-05-10 17:47:20] <Casshan> "Who wouldn't, if you could?"
[2015-05-10 17:47:46] <Kitsune-chan> "It seems free"
[2015-05-10 17:51:07] <DarkenedHG> "Nothing in life is free."
[2015-05-10 17:51:52] <DarkenedHG> "Besides, a well put together background song, appropriate cut-outs, mood-lighting, these things take professionals."
[2015-05-10 17:58:33] <Kitsune-chan> "I Guess"
[2015-05-10 17:59:53] <Casshan> "Ooooh. I'm liking this already!"
[2015-05-10 18:00:01] <Casshan> "...so."
[2015-05-10 18:00:25] <Casshan> "Any idea what's causing the problem?"
[2015-05-10 18:04:10] * Mishie|Johnny looks out the door at the fucked up city
[2015-05-10 18:04:15] <Mishie|Johnny> "I can think of a few things"
[2015-05-10 18:04:25] <DarkenedHG> "Too much energy."
[2015-05-10 18:05:33] <Mishie|Johnny> "So here's the actual important question, is all this drama escaping going to have any serious effects and if so how can it be fixed"
[2015-05-10 18:06:26] <Mishie|Johnny> "Also, do you guys have like, a catalogue or something?"
[2015-05-10 18:08:08] <DarkenedHG> "I kinda feel obligated to say yes working here..."
[2015-05-10 18:08:12] <DarkenedHG> "And we do have a catalogue."
[2015-05-10 18:14:38] * Mishie|Johnny nods along "Of course of course, and I'm sure you've done all that you could to help sort things out.  But sometimes things just get too out of hand."
[2015-05-10 18:16:13] <DarkenedHG> "Also it's unfixable and we're all doomed."
[2015-05-10 18:16:18] <DarkenedHG> Peel of thunder!
[2015-05-10 18:16:58] <Mishie|Johnny> "Of course it is"
[2015-05-10 18:17:26] <Mishie|Johnny> "But in the event that it wasn't, I'm sure that your store has policies set in place for emergencies"
[2015-05-10 18:20:59] <DarkenedHG> "That wouldn't really be in theme if they were effective."
[2015-05-10 18:23:59] <Mishie|Johnny> "True, but I highly doubt the owners wanted all the legal troubles that would be involved in the event of something going wrong"
[2015-05-10 18:25:11] <DarkenedHG> "We have laws here?"
[2015-05-10 18:27:16] <Mishie|Johnny> "Of course"
[2015-05-10 18:27:29] <Ai_Nitami> "... does the effect include lilies spawn on the background while holding hands?"
[2015-05-10 18:28:02] <Casshan> "That sounds oddly specific,"
[2015-05-10 18:28:55] <Ai_Nitami> "Well, it is pretty dramatic..."
[2015-05-10 18:29:08] <Mishie|Johnny> "For a certain value of drama"
[2015-05-10 18:29:56] <DarkenedHG> "Sure?" 
[2015-05-10 18:31:05] <Ai_Nitami> "Alright. So. Uh. How do we bottle those... drama?"
[2015-05-10 18:33:06] <Ai_Nitami> "I mean. Do we search for it, or lure it, or what?"
[2015-05-10 18:33:30] <Casshan> "We need to make containers for them."
[2015-05-10 18:33:36] <Casshan> "And then stuff them in?"
[2015-05-10 18:34:01] * Ai_Nitami points her thumb to the proprietor. "He doesn't have container?"
[2015-05-10 18:34:03] <DarkenedHG> "Theyre too excited."
[2015-05-10 18:34:06] <DarkenedHG> "Gotta put em out."
[2015-05-10 18:34:09] * Ai_Nitami points her thumb to the proprietor. "He doesn't have container?"
[2015-05-10 18:34:28] <Ai_Nitami> "Right. How to un-excite them, then?"
[2015-05-10 18:35:51] <DarkenedHG> He leans in conspiratorly close and his voice falls to a very very quiet whisper.
[2015-05-10 18:35:56] <DarkenedHG> "There's only one way."
[2015-05-10 18:37:45] * Ai_Nitami dramatically lean to him. "And that would be?"
[2015-05-10 18:42:04] <DarkenedHG> "Tire them out."
[2015-05-10 18:42:08] <DarkenedHG> DUN DUN DUN
[2015-05-10 18:43:30] * Ai_Nitami nods. "Alright, she says, then turn toward her group. "It looks like we need to kick everything up a notch."
[2015-05-10 18:45:35] <Kitsune-chan> "Why?"
[2015-05-10 18:46:29] * Ai_Nitami shrug. "Apparently, the drama can't be stuffed back, and can only be tired out," Ai ponder. "...well, we can still try stuffing them in a box somewhere, I guess..."
[2015-05-10 18:48:31] <Kitsune-chan> "If we decreased the drama wouldn't it calm down?"
[2015-05-10 18:50:16] <Ai_Nitami> "You don't want to decrease the drama?"
[2015-05-10 18:50:33] <Kitsune-chan> "what?"
[2015-05-10 18:51:32] <DarkenedHG> "If you decrease it, they'll get bored and restless."
[2015-05-10 18:51:45] <DarkenedHG> "I dropped my ice-cream! THUNDER LIGHTNING SHOCK SOUNDS" 
[2015-05-10 18:54:54] <Ai_Nitami> "I mean, we need to make things EVEN MORE DRAMATIC! So the drama will run out! ...I think."
[2015-05-10 18:55:38] <Ai_Nitami> "Hmm. Maybe we can just... make your gladiator fighting arena more exciting, Casshan. It will make a great first impression as well!"
[2015-05-10 18:56:00] <Casshan> "Oh. That was your idea?"
[2015-05-10 18:56:25] <Casshan> "I was thinking... we could just send a mass text telling people in the city they have unpayed electrical bills."
[2015-05-10 18:56:57] * Casshan is actually doing that right now.
[2015-05-10 19:07:11] * Casshan evidently does not.
[2015-05-10 19:07:41] <DarkenedHG> ""You need to make everything more dramatic!" 
[2015-05-10 19:07:49] <DarkenedHG> "The way you speak, the way you act, the way you react!"