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6:25 PM] W32Coravint: alright let's do this @Mikey57 @Morru
[6:25 PM] W32Coravint: 2v2 XY Standard Public Open
Sleep, Freeze, OHKO, Evasion and Accuracy Clauses
No held items, no weather, building terrain
[6:26 PM] Morru: roll for first send?
[6:27 PM] W32Coravint: sure
[6:27 PM] Morru: mikey on evens
[6:27 PM] Morru: !d 100
[6:27 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 26
[6:27 PM] Morru: mikey sends first
[6:28 PM] Mikey57: Are you using NFE's?
[6:28 PM] W32Coravint: nope both fully evolved
[6:28 PM] W32Coravint: they're the only two I have anyway
[6:29 PM] Mikey57: Hrm
[6:30 PM] Mikey57: Olivia (Gardevoir, F, Trace) shall lead!
[6:30 PM] Morru: i thought her name was Wooden Spoon :/
[6:30 PM] Mikey57: what
[6:30 PM] Mikey57: no wtf
[6:30 PM] Mikey57: Morru pls
[6:31 PM] Morru: u sent that 4 a contest l000l
[6:31 PM] Mikey57: yes
[6:31 PM] Mikey57: You said any nickname was a go!
[6:31 PM] Morru: reported
[6:31 PM] Mikey57: >:c
[6:32 PM] W32Coravint: Allen (Umbreon, F, Synchronize) go
[6:32 PM] Morru: Olivia and Allen are sent!
[6:32 PM] W32Coravint: how does two instances of synchronize work
[6:32 PM] Morru: Olivia's Trace copies the opposing Allen's Synchronize!
[6:33 PM] W32Coravint: both ways?
[6:33 PM] Morru: they just end up passing statuses to each other
[6:33 PM] Mikey57: Most likely mirrored statuses
[6:33 PM] Mikey57: yeah
[6:33 PM] Mikey57: what morru said
[6:33 PM] W32Coravint: does it go in an infinite loop
[6:33 PM] Morru: n
[6:33 PM] W32Coravint: :joking:
[6:33 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 100% [Trace: Synchronize] || Allen the Umbreon 100%
[6:33 PM] Morru: moves?
[6:34 PM] W32Coravint: bite
[6:34 PM] Mikey57: :ffpu:
[6:34 PM] W32Coravint: what's that
[6:34 PM] Mikey57: Moonblast!
[6:34 PM] Mikey57: An emote FD made
[6:34 PM] Mikey57: It's hilarious xD
[6:35 PM] Morru: Olivia uses Moonblast!
[6:35 PM] Morru: !d 100
[6:35 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 40
[6:35 PM] Morru: no lower
[6:35 PM] W32Coravint: prays to RNG
[6:35 PM] Morru: It's super effective!
[6:36 PM] Morru: Allen uses Bite!
[6:36 PM] W32Coravint: gorilla I misread the type chart(edited)
[6:36 PM] W32Coravint: oh well it'd be confusing to have two gardevoirs with the same gender and ability out
[6:36 PM] Mikey57: Lmfao
[6:36 PM] Mikey57: Swears be ok m8y
[6:36 PM] W32Coravint: I'm just referencing the other community I'm a part of
[6:37 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 78.852% [Trace: Synchronize] || Allen the Umbreon 44.67%
[6:37 PM] Mikey57: o wait
[6:37 PM] Mikey57: nvm
[6:37 PM] Morru: Moves?
[6:37 PM] Mikey57: morru's a child
[6:37 PM] Mikey57: can't hear the swears :frowning:
[6:37 PM] Morru: what
[6:37 PM] Morru: ill have u know i am 9 and 3/4ths
[6:37 PM] Morru: thats almost 10
[6:37 PM] Mikey57: gdi
[6:37 PM] Mikey57: TM Substitute
[6:38 PM] W32Coravint: wait
[6:38 PM] Mikey57: ?
[6:39 PM] W32Coravint: faintfeint attack i guess(edited)
[6:40 PM] Morru: Olivia uses Substitute!
[6:40 PM] Morru: what's the flavor text for it again
[6:40 PM] Morru: anyway
[6:40 PM] The Artist... | Very Lazy Ref: Shakes its Substibooty
jordancry2
whew1
[6:40 PM] Mikey57: jfc
[6:40 PM] Morru: tru ty
[6:40 PM] Mikey57: Twerks
[6:40 PM] Morru: Allen uses Feint Attack!
[6:41 PM] Morru: Olivia's Substitute holds!
[6:41 PM] W32Coravint: that means the substitute took damage but did not break right?
[6:41 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 53.82% (SUB) [Trace: Synchronize] || Allen the Umbreon 44.67%
[6:41 PM] Morru: indeed @W32Coravint
[6:41 PM] Morru: moves?
[6:43 PM] W32Coravint: uh... feint attack again
[6:43 PM] W32Coravint: because why not
[6:44 PM] Mikey57: draining kissies
[6:44 PM] Mikey57: :kissing_heart:
🤢1
[6:46 PM] W32Coravint: I need to catch up on my pokemon x and y new mechanics... or wait until sun and moon comes out and just pick up the changes from there
[6:46 PM] Morru: Olivia used Draining Kiss!
[6:46 PM] Morru: It's super effective!
[6:46 PM] W32Coravint: "rip allen"
[6:46 PM] Morru: drains Allen's HP
[6:46 PM] W32Coravint: "he got cansur aids from a kiss"
[6:47 PM] Morru: Allen uses Feint Attack!
[6:47 PM] Mikey57: Well
[6:47 PM] Morru: Olivia's Substitute faded away!
[6:47 PM] Mikey57: W32 let these be vauable lessons to you :stuck_out_tongue:
[6:47 PM] Mikey57: Fairies!
[6:47 PM] W32Coravint: I forgot fairies resist dark so the type advantage I thought I had was cancelled out
[6:48 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 69.71% [Trace: Synchronize] || Allen the Umbreon 15.74%
[6:48 PM] Morru: moves?
[6:48 PM] Morru: mikey's send
[6:48 PM] W32Coravint: yeah
[6:49 PM] Mikey57: hrmrmrmrm
[6:49 PM] Mikey57: Another draining kiss!
[6:50 PM] W32Coravint: quick
[6:50 PM] W32Coravint: think of the shitpostiest thing I can use
[6:51 PM] W32Coravint: allen has no extra moves
[6:51 PM] W32Coravint: oh I know, donald trump card
[6:52 PM] W32Coravint: "donald trump card: wall-type attack, 1 PP, builds a wall, a great wall"
[6:52 PM] Morru: Olivia uses Draining Kiss!
[6:52 PM] Morru: It's super effective!
[6:52 PM] W32Coravint: "Allen got AIDS!"
[6:52 PM] Morru: Drains Allen's HP!
[6:52 PM] Morru: KO
[6:52 PM] Morru: Allen the Umbreon fainted!
[6:52 PM] W32Coravint: "And he died from AIDS!"
[6:53 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 83.24% [Trace: Synchronize] || ???
[6:53 PM] Morru: next?
[6:53 PM] W32Coravint: I send out my only other pokemon! Have fun managing two near-identical Gardevoirs: Renata, Gardevoir, F, Trace(edited)
[6:53 PM] Morru: Renata the Gardevoir is sent!
[6:54 PM] Morru: Renata's Trace copies the opposing Olivia's Synchronize!
[6:54 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 83.24% [Trace: Synchronize] || Renata the Gardevoir 100% [Trace: Synchronize] 
Moves?
[6:54 PM] W32Coravint: "I proceed to change Renata's name to Olivia!"
"Morru is confused!"
"Morru hurt himself in his confusion!"
[6:54 PM] W32Coravint: nah jk
[6:54 PM] W32Coravint: who sends?
[6:54 PM] Morru: you do
[6:55 PM] Mikey57: Hrm
[6:55 PM] Mikey57: This is awkward
[6:56 PM] W32Coravint: Psychic
[6:56 PM] W32Coravint: (mikey if you mirror every move I do I swear to RNGaben)
[6:57 PM] Mikey57: Hmu with that
[6:57 PM] Mikey57: THunder wave
[6:57 PM] Morru: h8 u
[6:57 PM] Mikey57: :heart:
[6:57 PM] Mikey57: :sylvesterwat:
[6:58 PM] W32Coravint: someone should do an ffa where every pokemon sent is identical
[6:58 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir used Thunder Wave!
[6:59 PM] Morru: Renata became paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
[6:59 PM] Morru: Synchronize
[6:59 PM] W32Coravint: lel
[6:59 PM] Morru: pars Olivia
[6:59 PM] Morru: Renata ...
[6:59 PM] Mikey57: :smile:
[6:59 PM] Morru: !d 100
[6:59 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 40
[6:59 PM] W32Coravint: paralysis fight
[6:59 PM] Morru: uses Psychic!
[6:59 PM] Morru: !d 100
[6:59 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 47
[6:59 PM] Morru: no lower
[6:59 PM] Morru: It's not very effective..
[6:59 PM] W32Coravint: oh god paralyzed gardevoir fight
[7:00 PM] W32Coravint: just imagine what they're thinking right now
[7:00 PM] W32Coravint: "what the hell are we doing"
[7:00 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 66.76% PAR [Trace: Synchronize] || Renata the Gardevoir 100% PAR [Trace: Synchronize]
[7:00 PM] Morru: moves?
[7:02 PM] Mikey57: :smiley:
[7:02 PM] Mikey57: hEY MORRU
[7:02 PM] Mikey57: IS TIME FOR
[7:02 PM] Mikey57: CONFUSE RAY
[7:02 PM] Mikey57: :whew:
[7:02 PM] W32Coravint: hEY MIKEY
[7:02 PM] W32Coravint: IS TIME FOR
[7:02 PM] W32Coravint: "OH SHIT"
[7:02 PM] Mikey57: TRU
[7:02 PM] W32Coravint: DAT
[7:02 PM] Morru: if i didnt luv u breh id say i wont ref 4 u ever again
[7:02 PM] Morru: but i do so
[7:03 PM] Morru: :coffin:
[7:03 PM] W32Coravint: tm24 thunderbolt
[7:03 PM] Morru: Renata ...
[7:03 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:03 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 21
[7:03 PM] Morru: is fully paralyzed.
[7:04 PM] Morru: Olivia ...
[7:04 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:04 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 44
[7:04 PM] W32Coravint: this is my "okay I'm just screwing around now" battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGmvv71RTfU
[7:04 PM] Morru: uses Confuse Ray!
[7:04 PM] Morru: Renata became confused!
[7:04 PM] W32Coravint: okay fuck this time to shitpost hard
[7:04 PM] Mikey57: :smile:
[7:04 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 66.76% PAR [Trace: Synchronize] || Renata the Gardevoir 100% PAR CON-0 [Trace: Synchronize]
[7:04 PM] Morru: moves?
[7:04 PM] Mikey57: W32
[7:04 PM] Mikey57: A life lesson
[7:05 PM] Mikey57: Mikey uses hax like no other
[7:05 PM] Mikey57: MOrru can confirm
[7:05 PM] W32Coravint: yep
[7:05 PM] W32Coravint: I'm going to shitpost this battle
[7:05 PM] W32Coravint: because I pretty much am going to die right now
[7:05 PM] Morru: ive been playing emerald again lately
[7:05 PM] Mikey57: Shhhhhhh
[7:05 PM] W32Coravint: Magical Leaf(edited)
[7:05 PM] Morru: and mikey u hax more than the npcs at battle factory
[7:05 PM] Mikey57: :smile:
[7:05 PM] Mikey57: TM Shadow ball
[7:06 PM] W32Coravint: you know what morru
[7:06 PM] W32Coravint: when you log the battle
[7:06 PM] W32Coravint: just post the shitpost battle theme
[7:06 PM] W32Coravint: as your comment and tag it
[7:06 PM] W32Coravint: or something
[7:06 PM] Morru: Renata ...
[7:06 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:06 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 55
[7:07 PM] Morru: doesn't smack
[7:07 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:07 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 85
[7:07 PM] Morru: is not fully paralyzed
[7:07 PM] Morru: and uses Magical leaf!
[7:07 PM] W32Coravint: DAT RNGABEN
[7:07 PM] Morru: Olivia...
[7:07 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:07 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 18
[7:07 PM] Morru: is fully paralyzed!
[7:07 PM] W32Coravint: lel thx rngaben
[7:07 PM] W32Coravint: i will buy tons this steam sales
[7:08 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 52.06% PAR [Trace: Synchronize] || Renata the Gardevoir 100% PAR CON- :one: [Trace: Synchronize]
[7:08 PM] Morru: moves?
[7:08 PM] Mikey57: More Shadow ball pls
[7:09 PM] W32Coravint: wait up
[7:09 PM] W32Coravint: More magical leaf
[7:10 PM] Morru: Olivia ...
[7:10 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:10 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 66
[7:10 PM] Morru: moves and uses Shadow Ball!
[7:10 PM] W32Coravint: shit k i'm dead
[7:10 PM] Morru: It's super effective!
[7:10 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:10 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 68
[7:10 PM] Morru: no lower
[7:10 PM] Morru: Renata...
[7:10 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:10 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 87
[7:11 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:11 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 63
[7:11 PM] Morru: uses Magical Leaf!
[7:11 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 37.35% PAR [Trace: Synchronize] || Renata the Gardevoir 60.59% PAR CON- :two: [Trace: Synchronize]
[7:11 PM] Morru: moves?
[7:12 PM] Mikey57: >:/
[7:12 PM] W32Coravint: Magical leaf again
[7:13 PM] Morru: brb
[7:15 PM] Mikey57: moar shadowball
[7:21 PM] Morru: Srry had to go mobile
[7:21 PM] Morru: Ok
[7:22 PM] Morru: Olivia...
[7:22 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:22 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 90
[7:22 PM] Morru: Uses Shadow Ball!
[7:22 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:22 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 25
[7:22 PM] Morru: No lower
[7:22 PM] Morru: It's super effective!
[7:23 PM] Morru: Renata...
[7:23 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:23 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 42
[7:23 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:23 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 29
[7:23 PM] W32Coravint: shit
[7:23 PM] Morru: Uses Magical Leaf!
[7:24 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 22.65% PAR [Trace: Synchronize] || Renata the Gardevoir 21.18% PAR CON- 3 [Trace: Synchronize]
[7:24 PM] Morru: Moves?
[7:26 PM] W32Coravint: mikey's send?
[7:26 PM] Morru: Yea
[7:28 PM] Morru: @Mikey57
[7:28 PM] Mikey57: o mb
[7:28 PM] Mikey57: uhhhh
[7:29 PM] Mikey57: Another shadowball n:
[7:29 PM] W32Coravint: then I'll send another magical leaf because I suck
[7:29 PM] Morru: Renata snaps
[7:29 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:29 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 98
[7:30 PM] Morru: Uses Magical Leaf
[7:30 PM] Morru: Olivia
[7:30 PM] W32Coravint: "1 hp"
[7:30 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:30 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 22
[7:30 PM] Mikey57: n:
[7:30 PM] Morru: Is fully par'd
[7:31 PM] Morru: Olivia the Gardevoir 7.94% PAR [Trace: Synchronize] || Renata the Gardevoir 21.18% PAR [Trace: Synchronize]
[7:31 PM] Morru: Moves?
[7:31 PM] W32Coravint: magical leaf again lel
[7:31 PM] Mikey57: Another shadow ball
[7:31 PM] W32Coravint: lel this has devolved into an rng spamfest
[7:31 PM] Morru: Olivia...
[7:32 PM] Morru: !d 100
[7:32 PM] URPG Dicebot: Morru rolled 51
[7:32 PM] Morru: Uses Shadow Ball
[7:32 PM] W32Coravint: rip
[7:32 PM] W32Coravint: gg
[7:32 PM] Morru: KO
[7:32 PM] Morru: gg
[7:32 PM] Mikey57: :smile:
[7:32 PM] Mikey57: gg wp!
[7:32 PM] W32Coravint: That was a painful ending
[7:32 PM] W32Coravint: Needs more shitpost
[7:32 PM] Morru: Someone cp the rules again pls
[7:32 PM] W32Coravint: 2v2 XY Standard Public Open
Sleep, Freeze, OHKO, Evasion and Accuracy Clauses
No held items, no weather, building terrain
[7:33 PM] Morru: Ty