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#1 >You are anon, because of your woefully generic name, your friends call you Bake-Anon to distinguish you from all the other anons. >You don’t mind it, you were after all the team cook whenever there was an exte-... >You stop thinking about that, you’re not a part of that life anymore. >You sigh >It’s been how long? Mere months maybe, feeling like years. >Your sister ran the Bakery with your mother and father, but she ran away to become a pilot >She was always an airhead, you smile sadly >Since the Breach, the Bakery was trashed and your parents were hurt. You had to take over the shop to pay for the medical bills. >Apparently your sister had become something of an Atlesian fighter ace. She visited for a few moments while you were sweeping the dusty floor after the Breach. Medals pinned on her jacket. >As quick as she arrived, she left. Having only exchanged a few words. >All of your cousins, now even your sister, are Hunters, pilots, or soldiers. >You were once like them. Now you are a baker. >The small Bakery-Cafe shop is mostly empty throughout the day. Most of the shops income in made through custom orders, like wedding cakes, or birthday cakes. >You had made yourself an espresso just a few seconds ago, setting it on the glass display, when someone walked into the shop >She wore comfortable clothes, a red and white sweater, blue pants. A rifle slung over her shoulder. >Probably a Huntress needing some coffee. >You walk over to the cash register, ready to take her order >Instead she walks right past you and sits in the corner, silent. >That doesn’t happen very often. >You open your mouth to greet her and ask if she needs anything, but you stop when you notice that she’s slouched over and looking down at the table >You rub your chin in thought and whip something up real quick >In 10 minutes you have a box of the thing you threw together in the back and a shot of espresso. >You put it down on her table and sit across from her, she looks up at it. >You notice her eyes are red, maybe from crying? “Strawberry and whipped cream Crêpe, drizzled with chocolate. And an espresso for some energy.” >She glances up at you, looking like a deer caught in headlights, then at the box. You open it, the crêpe is wrapped like a horn, with the strawberries in the horn. “You’re a hunter right? You guys are always moving.” >She’s speechless. “Take it, on the house.” >She blushes and stammers out a quiet thanks, taking the shot of espresso in one go and taking the box, her rifle, and bolting out the door. >All within a few seconds >You sit there flabbergasted, letting out an, ‘Okay.” >A few hours later you find a small note taped to the door of the shop >Written on the note is a proper thanks, and her name on the bottom. May Zedong. >Out of the corner of your eye, you swear you could see red on green, and the tiny glint of a scope in a distant tree. >Maybe being a Baker won’t be so boring anymore. >Today was horrible for May Zedong. >Team BRNZ lost the Vytal Festival battle >To a bunch of unprofessionals >They were having a talk right in the middle of the battle, who does that? >After they had recovered, Brawnz pulled May aside and chewed her out >Calling her a horrible shot >If she had been able to hit anyone, they wouldn’t have lost >If she wasn’t spotted, she would have been able to put more fire down on them >If she was quicker, she would have denied them some of their advantages >It was too much, she pushed him aside and stormed out, taking a transport into the town. >She hoped to find a quiet corner to just let it all blow over. >Brawnz wasn’t the calmest person in Vacuo, he was probably yelling at Roy and Nolan now too >They probably didn’t care that she left. >Soon after walking around she found an empty cafe and stormed in, sitting in the corner. >What if she actually was a horrible shot? If she was actually slow, not fit to be a Huntress. >These thoughts of doubt were weighing heavily on her >She tried her best not to cry. A huntress wouldn’t cry. >Then she heard two quiet thumps, looking up, she saw a white box and a cup of espresso. “Strawberry and whipped cream Crêpe, drizzled with chocolate. And an espresso for some energy.” >May looked up at who put them down, the owner of the shop? He seemed awfully young to be the owner. And awfully cute. >She looked back down at the box, the Baker opening it. It looks absolutely delicious, masterfully made. She had never seen anything quite like it. “You’re a hunter right? You guys are always moving. Take it, on the house.” >Her mind went a million miles an hour. Why was he giving it to her for free? Did he fancy her? She felt her face heat up. >The only appropriate response was to down the espresso, grab the box and exfiltrate immediately. >She tried to say thanks, but botched it. >Then she expertly, May downed the shot, took her rifle and crêpe and darted out the door. >The crêpe was delicious, like a thin cake. And the whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate blended together wonderfully in her mouth. >She wanted more, and what other foods could this baker make? >The fact that he was cute didn’t hurt either. >She got a piece of paper, pen and tape. Writing down a proper thank you, and signing it. >200 meters from the objective. >She was shaking in anticipation. Should she hand him the note personally? Or just tape it to the door? >She sped walked to the door. >As she passed the objective she quickly taped the note to it, then walking off. >As soon as she was out of sight she masterfully used her rifle to climb up a tree. >A vantage point, providing moderate concealment. >She took off the scope from her rifle and peered through it. Staring. >Once he walked out and grabbed the note, she saw his smile. >She admired his walk. A walk full of confidence, a trained walk only a warrior had. He had a way of checking his corners, glancing both ways before fully walking out. >She found herself smiling along with him. >That night she walked back, positively glowing. >Maybe today wasn’t so bad. === #2 >It was a particularly cold day, the shop didn’t have a heater installed >It was again, a slow day. Not many visitors, not many orders. >You spent the day experimenting with some new recipes, and browsing some anonymous forums. >Wondering if she would visit the shop today and wondering why she was feeling down. >You’re still on those forums. >And you just discovered why she was feeling upset. >You stumbled upon a recording of her match in the Vytal Festival, you had completely forgotten about the tournament. >You don’t usually follow the Hunter/Huntress scene, but you come to the conclusion that this Team JNPR had far better teamwork than Team BRNZ. >And all four members of Team BRNZ was taken out with a single swing, that would discourage anyone. >You look out the window and see the sunset, knowing that the temperature would soon drop. >One of your cousins has always been a candle addict, and she always mails you a sizable box of candles per month. >You wonder how she gets all these candles >On second thought maybe you shouldn’t wonder. >You go into the back and take out some candles. Lighting them and placing them around the shop. >You dim the lights and let the light of the candles do its thing >That’s when you notice another note on the door. >You go outside into the cold and take a look at the note. >It’s from May, asking if you have any more crepes. >You note how pretty her handwriting is, yours looks like chicken scratch. >Except for when you’re writing on a cake with frosting or chocolate, your handwriting is on point then. >You scan the trees lining the street looking for her, but it’s too dark. “You’re going to have to come on inside and order one!” >You yell out to her, a smile on your face. >You walk back into your shop, gathering the ingredients for something else. >Everyone likes chocolate. >You make a cup of hot chocolate with one of your own mugs, topped with whipped cream and shredded dark chocolate, with a candy cane soaking in the cocoa. >You know the candy cane will melt into the cocoa, adding peppermint into it >It’s a month early to be making peppermint cocoa but it was the first thing that came to mind. >Ten minutes later you hear the bells on your front door jingle >You walk over to the counter with the mug of cocoa in your hand. >She’s shivering. From the cold? From excitement? You noted how she zoomed out before, probably from nervousness. “Here. Hot cup of cocoa to warm you up.” >She takes the mug and slams down a small walkie talkie on the counter before speed walking out the door again >You had your mouth open, to ask a question >But she left before you could say anything >It takes you a few moments, but you realize that you had the lights dimmed >And candles lit >She took your mug >You figure out that she gets really nervous when in the presence of strangers >She talks through radio most of the time >That first impression you made on her must have given her a mini heart attack >It took hours to clear up that situation with the candles that night >You lit them for warmth not for romance >You find out that she has a huge interest in ranged weaponry and dust ballistics >Not surprising since she carries a sniper rifle that fires what could only be dust rounds >One morning you ask her out to the range “Impress me with your shooting.” >You said, you hear a clatter shortly after >You could have sworn you heard a distant squeal of joy on the other end >Seconds later she gives you the time >Today at 1100 hours. >Well looks like you’re closing early today. >You close up shop and change out of your work clothes >When you get to the outdoor firing range you hear a single gun firing >You enter the range and find that it’s mostly empty, probably due to the festival going on >Everyone’s partying and nobody is training >Except for May. You spot her pretty quickly sitting on a chair with a bipod on her rifle set up on a table. >You look down range and it seems that her shots are pretty accurate >Up until around 800 meters away. >She hears you arrive, but doesn’t say anything. It’s obvious that she tried to hit targets exceeding 800 meters >You can see craters surrounding the targets. >She’s disappointed in herself. >Thinking quickly you grab a spotters scope from a nearby rack and place it on her table “Snipers need spotters. Let me be your spotter.” >You hope you remember how to be a spotter. >You sit down, the small table making you touch elbows >She tries to let out a protest but stops when you put your eye to the scope “Single target. 12 O’clock. Steel plate target on fence. Yellow.” >She looks at you in half surprise and half disbelief >A couple of months ago you could have snapped that off quicker. More precise. >But this will do. “R-Repeat.” “Single target. 12 O’clock. Steel plate target on fence. Yellow.” >It’s the target over 1km away. >You flick on the laser range finder >You give her the range and the wind. “Send.” >BANG >The shot didn’t even go close to the target. >You look at May, she’s breathing erratically and her face is as red as her sweater >But still peering down her scope. >You get up and put your hands on her shoulders, over the soft fabric >She stops breathing and is still >You tell her to relax. You start to massage her shoulders >You’re no masseuse but everyone knows the basic shoulder massage thing >She lets out a gasp and then a moan >Guess you’re not half bad at this >You wonder if her skin is as soft as her scarf >Your curiosity gets the better of you as you brush her neck with your fingers >She jumps a little and you stammer out a sorry “N-No, I didn’t say stop.” >You continue massaging her shoulders, occasionally brushing her neck and her hair >It is as soft as her scarf >She let out stifled moans as you worked the knots out of her shoulders >BANG >That shot startled you >You look down range and find a hole in the bullseye of the middle of the 800 meter target. “Good shot.” >Ten minutes later you two pack up and head back to the shop. >Walking back, she grabs your sleeve >You look at her >Her face is still red, but she gives you a smile that would melt chocolate >You haven’t had that much excitement in a while, and you find yourself smiling back >Goddamnit >She took your mug >And now she’s probably taken your heart.
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