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SpiToday at 12:13 AM
Magearna was Yomi's Star Sign
And was close with Yomi
And all they did
Was just talk about Mato
Magearna didn't give a shit
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:14 AM
Did Arceus die
 
SpiToday at 12:15 AM
Arceus wasn't written
He existed
But all Legendaries do
Is say
"Fucking Arceus"
And Arceus just stood there
With his pride
Being a god
Having the move Judgment
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:15 AM
"Bow before me mortals"
Dunsparce: No u
 
SpiToday at 12:15 AM
Yeah he was proud as fuck and always thinks of himself
And never did anything important
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:16 AM
Magearna better watch out
The true god is coming

 
SpiToday at 12:16 AM
Psh like Arceus knows anything other than his pride
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:17 AM

Snom preparing for battle against the unbelievers
The poor fools
They're already dead.
 
SpiToday at 12:17 AM
I'm not a fan of memes
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:17 AM
But are you a fan of Snom?
 
SpiToday at 12:17 AM
Nope
What Legendary do you want to hear about?
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:19 AM
Zygarde
 
SpiToday at 12:19 AM
Existed in the ether and never on land, screwed as fuck
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:19 AM
Palkia
Busy Kidnapping people in Explorers
 
SpiToday at 12:19 AM
Never made a dimension in her life, but made pocket dimensions and trapped herself in one
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:20 AM
Dialgia
Insert Primal Dialgia theme
 
SpiToday at 12:21 AM
Never invented time, but thinks time works like that way and looks at Ragnus like he didn't do anything.
Anyone else?
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:23 AM
Phione
Actually, nevermins
*mind
Darkrai
 
SpiToday at 12:23 AM
Stays in the real world, everyone thinks she's a Manaphy and worshipped like a god
@ Phione
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:23 AM
Noice
 
SpiToday at 12:29 AM
Darkrai gave people nightmares, traumatized them, and fed on the nightmares and regretted his decision so he fucked himself over
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:29 AM
Oof
 
SpiToday at 12:29 AM
anyone else?
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:29 AM
Giratina
 
SpiToday at 12:30 AM
Giratina decieved Arceus telling that he has the most powerful move in existence, tried to fight Arceus, but instead made him fought in the Distortion World like a retard, and came back thinking that he slayed Giratina. And then Giratina is just laughing at him as he's spying on Arceus with Shadow Force
Anymore?
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:31 AM
Xerneas and Yveltal
 
SpiToday at 12:32 AM
Yveltal saves lives with destruction, but is known to be an asshole and got banned from existence. Xerneas makes assholes immortal and gets worshipped
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:32 AM
Ah
What about 
Shaymin
 
SpiToday at 12:33 AM
Shaymin has two identities, a lover and a douche. You don't know if Shaymin is a she or he. But that douche trolls everyone with its two decieving forms
How's that?
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:34 AM
Pretty good
Mew.
 
SpiToday at 12:35 AM
The original Legendary/Mythical that Ragnus created, invented Pokemon genes in the world, but gets copied by Mewtwo and lost her job
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:35 AM
Oof
 
SpiToday at 12:35 AM
Let's keep going
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:36 AM
Necrozma
 
SpiToday at 12:36 AM
Invented the Astral Necrozma but never stays there. Ragnus just stays in there like an asshole while Legendary/Mythicals come to him like he invented that realm
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:36 AM
Rayquaza
 
SpiToday at 12:37 AM
Trolled Creation in the most conceivable ways as possible, using Kyogre and Groudon to set up land and sea, then swooping down and screaming at them and is worshipped as a hero
Anymore?
And what do you think about that?
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:38 AM
It was great
Deoxys
 
SpiToday at 12:39 AM
Fought Rayquaza for real but Rayquaza was scared shitless and Deoxys just went out and screwed everything over. Rayquaza waits for him to finish but when Deoxys had enough screwing things over, Rayquaza comes out and says he did it for the greater good
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:40 AM
Kyeurem and co
 
SpiToday at 12:41 AM
Combined all together over and over until they got sick of the trio, separated and was pissed at each other for no goddamn reason
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:41 AM
TRUTH! IDEALS! TRUTH! IDEALS!
So on and so fort.
 
SpiToday at 12:41 AM
No I mean
They actually combined as in
Morphed
together
over and over
For no reason
Go on
And is that good?
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:42 AM
Ultra Beasts
 
SpiToday at 12:42 AM
Assholes, all of them
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:43 AM
Ragnus got Drunk and made something
Ultra Beasts
 
SpiToday at 12:43 AM
Sounds like them
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:43 AM
No idea what else.
 
SpiToday at 12:43 AM
Magearna
She started out with Fleur Cannon, got pissed because it was a retarded move, sells it off to Manaphy and got Heart Swap and left Manaphy like Manaphy got the best treasure ever. Then Magearna met Yomi, learns about Mato, and decides like, "Fuck it." and talks to Yomi about Mato all of the time chilling until someone asks Magearna that they needed help, and she screwed over Mewtwo. Manaphy's Star Sign is Heart Swap. But that's because Manaphy got shit. She made herself have Fleur Cannon, but her Star Sign was Heart Swap. Manaphy believe she had everything and gave people shit. And Magearna just looks at her funny.
 
A_KGB_AGENTToday at 12:48 AM
Oof
Anyhow, Gnight, talk tommorow
 
SpiToday at 12:48 AM
Thank you
Good night!