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Tower of God 3 - 140 Translations


[Within the Po Bidau Mothership, Warp Ship Station]

Rak: You're telling me, that smoker glasses turtle told you to pick a member to go with you to get Black Turtle, and you chose me, the croc-I mean Rak Wraithraiser? You... You really do believe in your Rak Leader!!

Khun AA: Yeah yeah, how grateful.

Rak: Damn punk, you should have said so honestly!! You're now my left arm turtle!! (You're my third in command now!!)

Khun AA: Yeah yeah. (Although actually, I'm choosing to leave Hwaryun behind because she can probably escape here by herself.)
Tiara: Is everyone ready to go? It's been so long since I got to take a trip outside, I couldn't even sleep last night. 

Khun AA: Po Bidau Tiara..!

Tiara: how about we make this a fun trip where everyone gets along, alright?

Rak: Wh... what is that turtle!! She feels so dangerous.

Khun AA: Incredible, even Rak's instincts of the wilderness that's long faded away is reacting. That woman is danger. But... I do get that we chose as few people as possible because this is an infiltration mission,

Tiara: Now then, shall we get going?

Khun: But only two Rankers... I don't doubt her skills, but still, going in pretty much solo into a mothership with a Family Head inside... How are we infiltrating their mothership anyway? It's not like they're just gonna invite us in to their mothership.
Tiara: Don't worry about that, my regulars. Our gate should be already arriving in the enemy mothership.

Khun: What!?

[Lo Po Bia Mothership, cargo bay.]


Lo Po Bia Keruru: Yes. On board it was Master Holan!! We received the distress signal from Master Holan's ship. His situation looked urgent, so we escorted him to the Mothership right away. The other two Branch heads that were with him... they were killed by an attack from the Po Bidau Family Head at the Po Bidau mothership! The two Branch Head candidates are also in critical condition. Master Holan, who survived, is also very unstable mentally right now.

Holan: Damn it... Damn it... Po Bidau... you damned glasses-wearing bastards... I'm gonna kill all of you...

[ The Cargo Bay ]
Lo Po Bia Extra 1: So this is the ship Master Holan rode from the Po Bidau mothership...

Lo Po Bia Extra 2: Yes, this is a type of ship we've never seen before. We'll pick through it's flight log starting tomorrow. We will probably find the exact location of the Po Bidau mothership, the gate records, and maybe even their passcode if we're lucky. Those Po Bidau bastards must be idiots who let those books rot their brains to the point where they can't think things through in action. They sent an enemy family one of their ships.

Lo Po Bia Extra 1: By the way, doesn't that part of the ship look... odd to you by any chance?

Lo Po Bia Extra 2: I suppose. I guess it must be some new Po Bidau technology or something. Once we get approved to from up above tomorrow, we can pick it apart. Our most wonderful Branch Heads are probably deep asleep now.

Lo Po Bia Extra 1: Yes sir!

Po Bidau Extra: We have a signal from the gate ship!

[Po Bidau's Warpship]

Po Bidau Extra: Gate Set up Complete!

Tiara: Understood. Please commence warp. I'm looking forward to this. I'll get to see so many, so many red flowers bloom from people's bodies once again. Ahh, it will be so lovely.

Rak: Wh... what is that woman muttering to herself about?

Khun AA: Sorry, I don't wanna know. 

Po Bidau Extra: Attention Passengers. Please take seats and fasten your seatbelts! Hyperspeed Warp, Commencing!! Destination, the Lo Po 
Bia Mothership!!

[Lo Po Bia Mothership, the Familiy Head's Hotel]

Lilial: ... ehem! Oh dear, look who it is? Isn't it Endorssi Zahard, the icon of affirmative action among the Princesses of Zahard?

Endorssi: Oh my! Look who it is? I heard on the news, but is it true? It must have really have been you, right? You're the princess who asked daddy to give Baam the kidnapped bride treatment? You look like you really want to get married, Princess Lilial Zahard? What is it that you like about him? Is it his face?

Lilial: If anything, it looks liek you're the one who came here running at the news? What do you like about him now? Do you feel a sense of mutual lowly birth from him?

Jamjam: Now then! Look at you all getting along so nicely! It looks like all our contestants are here!

Endorssi: Yeah right (sir)!

Jamjam: Now now, you can't be fighting already, or you won't make it through the night! The Family Head wants to test you all to see if you are worthy of this wedding. As such, he invited a special "intruder" to the hotel for tonight. 

Kawaii: An intruder?

Jamjam: Yes, a highly violent and cruel intruder! You must all face that intruder and survive tonight! You must survive until the Floor's Ball-lights bring morning! That is the Family Head's first task for you, and the qualification for you to compete in this contest!

[that night, Baam's room]


Endorssi: ... So You charged into the Nest, the Lo Po Bia Famliy Head suddenly appears out of the blue, says he wants to have you marry into the family, and Ha Jinsung suggested he holds a contest to see who will win your hand in marriage? ... Are you for real?

Baam: Not a single lie, ma'am.

Endorssi: WHo the fuck would believe that!! You jerk!! You got a deathwish?!

Baam: I really mean it!!

Ilnakh: An intruder. Sounds like we're not going to get a quiet night of rest tonight. 

Lilial: I just called you over because I wanted us to have a chat for a bit. Well, I know some of you don't exactly like my family too much, but we're all in this boat together, at least tonight. 

Kawaii: Who do you think the intruder is? Do you have any ideas, Princess?

Lilial: I don't know. I hadn't even known about this marriage thing for long either. The Family Head did prepare this intruder himself though, so it won't be any normal enemy. (Perhaps, he's testing me to see if I'm useful tonight.) Anyway, that's that. Now, I have a question for all of you. Who's here because they actually want to marry the Slayer Candidate? Looks like nobody.

Ilnakh: ... How about you, princess? Aren't you the one that's here because you want to marry him?

Lilial: Do you think I'm crazy? Why would I marry a Slayer Candidate of FUG? The Family Head ordered me to do it, even though I'm not interested. (This is a contest for marriage, but everyone's here for other reasons. I'm starting to think maybe I should start loving him at least, poor thing. Not that I would.
Everyone: What's that noise?!

Ren: Hmm? It's here! Something big is here..!!

Lilial: Wh... what's that noise? Is it.. the intruder? It's coming from the cafeteria!! It's that way!! Follow me!

Mer: Ah!! Yes, my princess!!

Ilnakh: W... wait! Is this an exclusive!

Mer: ee... eeek..! What's all this, princess?!

Lilial: What the... snakes? Why's there so many? 
(noises) 

Lilial: It's coming from the Bathroom!! Let's go!!

Mer: Yes ma'am!

Narrator: In the bathroom. 

Roku: What ... is this disgusting thing?

Mudflat Snake: Laura... Where is my Laura...

[Intruder - The Mudflat Snake.]

Mudflat Snake: Where... is my Laura? If you don't speak... I will kill you all!