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> Day Slim Jim in Equestria
> Once more you've devised a plan to stop Fluttershy from raping you
> You sit in a dark room, with nothing but candles and light from the stars
> In the of a magic circle you've drawn are a pile of Slim Jims you've kept hidden since your first appearance in Equestria
"AEGIS NEMO SLIM JIMUS SAVAGUS"
> You stood above the Slim Jims chanting when suddenly a breeze blows out the candles
> Suddenly you're tackled down and you make out the shape of a Pegasus
> "O-oh hey Anon, is pegging your fetish?"
"No. HELP ME, I'M HUNGRY AND GOT NOTHING TO EAT!"
> "Don't worry Anon, you could alwa-"
> CRASH
> "SNAP IN TO A SLIM JIM, OH YEAH!"
> The phantom of Macho Man Randy Savage grabbed Fluttershy and threw her into space, all the while screaming into the voids of space
> Randy Savage lifted you up to your feet and shoved a box of Slim Jims into your arms
> "WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY OR THREATENED BY FLUTTERS, GIVE ME A CALL, OH YEAH!"
> Lightning struck, and where Macho Man Randy Savage stood were a pair of his iconic sunglasses
> Day Macho Man in Equestria
> Shit, shower, shave, and eat
> You decide to take a walk around P0nyville and you bump into Twilight and the others with Fluttershy in tow shivering in a blanket
> "Anon, we heard what you did to Fluttershy and we've decided to make you pay Anon!" Twilight said
> Twilight and the other Mane Six gets into battle position to take you in
"Well, what are you girls gonna do to me? Not to mention she had it coming. Who breaks into a house in the middle of the night with a strap on? I had to defend myself!"
> "Anon, Fluttershy is just a tad shy and doesn't know how to show her love for you! What you did is just simply horrible and brutish!" Rarity said
> "Yeah! Fluttershy just need some loves you, why can ya'll get along?" Applejack yelling at you
"Girls, I'm not interested in p0nies for buck sake!"
> "Well Anon, we'll make you love p0nies, whether you want to or not!" Twilight said
> They begin getting rape in their eyes and you do what you can only do
"HELP ME MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!"
> The Mane Six stood there dumbfounded but Fluttershy began to squeak and piss herself
> One of the buildings near you exploded
> "OOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
> The sound of Randy Savage could be heard all the way from Canterlot, simultaneously, all Mares and Stallions jizzed themselves within two miles
> Macho Man Randy Savage appears from the wreckage
> "YOU P0NIES THINK YOU CAN GANG UP ON ANON LIKE THE HART FOUNDATION DID TO ME? YOU FREAKS GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"
> Before Twilight could ask a question, Randy Savage ran towards the Mane Six and clothlined Rarity, falling down to the ground out cold, and grabbed Pinkie Pie, punching her in her face
> Applejack tried to buck him, but Randy Savage's rock hard body was affect
> He grabbed her legs and threw her and Pinkie Pie onto Rarity
> "No one messes with my friends!" Twilight snarled as she shot a bolt of magic at Randy Savage
> Using his sunglasses, Macho Man Randy Savage reflected Twilight's attack back at her, sending her flying
> "Alright pal, you're going DOWN!" Rainbow Dash tackles Randy Savage, and tries to lift him into the air but couldn't bring him up higher then a few inches
> Randy Savage grabs Rainbow Dash and punches her in her gut, and threw her onto the ground then picked her up and threw her onto the pile of p0nies
> He walked over and picked up Twilight
> "Oooohhh, why are you doing this to us?"
> "WHY? SIMPLE, A MACHO MANIAC CALLED FOR ME TO PROTECT HIM, LIKE HOW THE HULKSTER DID FOR ME IN MY TIME OF TROUBLE, HE WANTED PROTECTION AND SLIM JIMS, AND I DELIVER!" He grabbed her by her horn and threw her onto the others
> The Mane Six, groaning in pain and stunned, could only watch as with a mighty leap, Macho Man Randy Savage jumped onto the top of Town Hall, readying his finishing move
> You stood there, awestruck as Randy Savage jumped high into the air and begin descending down onto them like a fist of an angry god
> Randy Savage lands on the pile hitting hard with his elbow sends a shockwave throughout P0nyville, shattering windows
> Thrown back, you flew a few feet as Randy Savage drove the Mane Six into the ground, leaving nothing left but their mangled bodies in a smoking crater
> As you get up and ran to them, you see no signs save for a few boxes of Slim Jims and his iconic hat
> You pick up the boxes and hat as you went back home to enjoy a liter of Sunny D and Slim Jims as you watch some tv
> Today was a good day

NEXT TIME IN RANDY SAVAGE: INTER-DIMENSIONAL WRESTLING FEDERATION ANTI-RAPE SQUAD
WILL THE MANE SIX FIND A WAY IN ANON'S PANTS?  WILL RANDY SAVAGE BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE MIGHT OF TRIXIE AND TWILIGHT'S COMBINED MAGICAL MIGHT?  TUNE IN WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE WRITING MORE!