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Hello there, th3j35t3r. We would also like to welcome our fellow Anons, bloggers, and those simply interested in a cyber-culture controversy spanning over two years. We are sure you know why we have called you here. Your recent online behavior has been rather strange, to say the least. We are here for one reason: We want to end you.

We would like to start first by making you comfortable. No more quasi-anonymous pseudonym mumbo-jumbo. Your name is Thomas so we will call you by the name you were given by your mother. We know your name because it was confirmed over a month ago with the following Pastebin paste:

http://pastebin.com/A5iiTAJS

You took this DOX'ing really well, to be honest. You shook it off as a mere fancification numerous times, and continued forward head-strong, apparently unmoved by those watching from the outside. But you knew deep-down that you had to eradicate this DOX from the minds of the enemies you have procured over the years. You know that a lot of people would like to see you gone. So, you came up with a plan. 

The plan went something like this: 
On May 10th, you registered the Twitter account @cubespherical and labeled it as "Smedley Manning", as an obvious satirical homage to the now imprisoned Bradley Manning, a REAL soldier who fought for truth. You then exchanged a few messages with @th3j35t3r to make it look like a legitimate conversation, and began to "leak" information about yourself. We both know that this information is false, and was only created to distract others from the real DOX, located above. We know you are somewhat intelligent. However, there will always be those who will outsmart you. Consider yourself outsmarted.

Here is the analysis, broken down:
After you took down both your Twitter and Wordpress blog, the mainstream blogosphere was certain you had finally been figured out. They assumed this was your acknowledgement of your own defeat and were positive you had been successfully DOX'd by @cubespherical. You were finally giving up. You knew they would react this way... It was all a part of your master plan. But, in reality, you ARE @cubespherical. Yes, @th3j35t3r and @cubespherical are the same person. Nicely done, Tom. You fooled almost everyone. But, like all good things ("good" meaning something along the lines of "idiotic" in this case), you must come to an end.

So how can we justify this claim? Where is our proof? Simple: You gave us everything.

Red-Flag #1: You have been a pretty regular user of Twitter until very recently, after the above DOX was published.

Red-Flag #2: An entirely new DOX is now being teased, even while the above DOX is as sure-fire as they come. Who would believe that a DOX coming from @cubespherical, an entirely new one at that, would be legitimate?

Red-Flag #3: You sat idle on Twitter while @cubespherical AKA Smedley Manning openly talked shit about you, only responding once things became heated on InfoSecIsland. This will take some psychological investigation, but it is damning nonetheless. Your article here is the most revealing bit of all: 

http://www.infosecisland.com/blogview/21348-Not-Totally-Sure-What-Just-Happened.html

You started off with the following line, paraphrased: "I thought Smedley was my friend at first [you used the word 'supporter'] hurr durr, but he then started threatening me hurr durr." That doesn't even sound realistic. But it *is* a subtle way to garner sympathy. I applaud you for you effort.

Red-Flag #4: Next up is your subtle jab at Anonymous. You changed @cubespherical's avatar to a picture of a Guy Fawkes mask and deleted the Bitcoin address in exchange for the "We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us." motto. 

In your article, you say "Even if this was a common troll, he just demonstrated that any fool can speak for and ‘as’ Anonymous."

It is clear that you did this for one reason: to throw spears at Anonymous while appearing to be a victim of cyber-bullying on a much grander scale.

Red-Flag #5: You are subconsciously promoting @cubespherical's efforts for Bitcoin donations.
While appearing to mock @cubespherical, while still somehow conveying him as a threat, you still manage to forget to *NOT* post his Bitcoin address. Our thoughts: You WANT @cubespherical to make some money off of some Bitcoin donations. You yourself use Bitcoin pretty regularly and accept it for donations on your blog. How do we know you aren't just promoting @cubspherical's Bitcoin address so that YOU can profit? Here are your words, directly lifted form your blog post:

"So here’s the throwdown. ‘Smeddles’ drop my dox. Do it. You have proved and shown nothing. Only that you are completely failing. You have no bitcoins donated, you have shown 2 things to me, Anonymous have too many chiefs and not enough indians, and that your numbers, at least 9000 allegedly, combined have  0.00000001 bitcoins between them. Here is what you have so far. lol.

https://blockexplorer.com/address/15JDgkwFVXvuxCt66eUQ434ty3jrvwPfGe

Either that or they were clever enough to realize you were full of it from the get go. As I have demonstrated and stated many times before, I will never ask the public for any money."

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT YOU DON'T ASK FOR DONATIONS IF THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR BITCOIN ADDRESS? Simple. Because it actually is.

It is also worth noting that both Smedley Manning and th3j35t3r favor Ubuntu 11.xx releases. They like using GNOME, too:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9LpW_-t2lkU/TpmnnnPHn6I/AAAAAAAABMA/AKBOIZUm4sM/s1600/Opera-Next-Ubuntu-Oneric.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FJH0hYZmVtc/TF59PLnLUJI/AAAAAAAAJNE/IoVU8sTFyUo/s1600/Opera+Mobile+for+Linux+(1440x797)_023.png

To conclude this talk, Tom, we would like to take this privilege to give to you a formal FUCK YOU. You have been DOX'd and your master plan to avoid the inevitable by creating a new nemesis and a new DOX while asking fools to send you money for this bogus DOX has been foiled. You are over. No one cares about the small sites you take down with your shitty XerXes tool and everyone knows you didn't actually DDoS WikiLeaks, or even have the ability to do so. You are a fame-whoring idiot that has finally been pulled so low, you serve no purpose for ever standing up again. Goodbye.

XOXO,
PiraX <3


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