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So, I’d like to preface this by saying I am in a very happy and loyal relationship with my girlfriend. Earlier in the night, I had taken a very special pic to share with my partner. A little before, I received a message from my friend, let’s call her Andrea. Andrea and I had been talking about some issues being presented in our lives. We talked frequently about our past partners and some mental issues we had been struggling with, but I guess this is irrelevant. So, back to me on call with my girlfriend. Me and my girlfriend were on call as she’s out of town. I felt like it was a good time to send the nude to her. But, sadly, I received another text from my friend. I opened it, responded, and forgetting to switch tabs, sent the nude to her. I sent a nude to my best friend, while in a call with my current girlfriend. As you can imagine, I began freaking out the second I realized my mistake. I deleted the picture as quick as I could, but it was too late. I won’t get into the details, but she saw everything. Luckily, due to me deleting it nearly instantaneously, and providing proof I meant to send it to my girlfriend, my friend quickly laughed it off, teasing me about it before I went to tell my current girlfriend, expecting her to lose her shit. She bursted out laughing at me. Not even upset. What was a major fuck up for me quickly turned into a very embarrassing moment I’m sure I will remember for a long time. TL;DR took nudes for my girlfriend, accidentally sent it to my best friend --------------------------------- If you enjoy these, please donate: DASH @ Xe6VHQi5DPdufsGSSWRg5ZmPkiU4oBxebQ BTC @ 3QFYdxE4wUuv2GWSF3RfXL2t8gjMrFE9bS ETH @ 0x6e9644FaD57F93b58573bAdEe3Cb0596F32C9852 XTZ @ tz1RWPDoMABjLect6dkETjPWgva5SRMtWGVw LTC @ MUyMZejFyJsVpmZ5omg8yzh6nRQwhdQM5U PM me if you have any requests for content.
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