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>be me
>go to slep
>enter REM mode
>dreammodeactivated.gif
>driving my shitty sedan through some mountainous countryside
>apparently visiting the family of some girl I'm dating
>met her at uni, happy asf about heading over there
>park car
>meet her as she bounds out
>she's a little taller than me, about a head give or take
>I'm 5'9" just so you know
>another thing is that she's a fucking furry
>a vampire bat
>has black fur, a grey-tinted black mane, a head of black hair done up in a pony tail
>the most carefree, happy amber eyes staring out at me
>has a healthy, muscular body build
>sleek, toned to plenty a degree, has a nice rack, 
>lowkey looks like she could beat me up
>she's on the porch, leaning over the railing waving at me
>practically screaming "HEY (OCCULTPROPONENT)!"
>get out of car with my stuff and sheepishly wave back over to her
>not used to this kind of energy desu
>her parents aren't home atm, so we kind of chill for a bit
>after I settle in, she brings up a scenic spot nearby, and says we can hike there
>i'm kind of athletic, but i do enjoy being innawoods, so i agree happily
>we set out, walking along an old trail behind the house through the woods
>after a bit, we finally arrive there
>it's an out of the way lake, we're on a small shore surrounded by trees
>she has a canoe that's tied to a ramshackle dock
>peak wilderness comfy achieved 
>we start talking for a bit, and i lay on that 10 charisma really hard
>or at least i think i did
>dreams be like that
>set down towel on some grass near a tree
>smash that bat pussy harder than my student loans to my dreams
>clean up afterwards
>go back home
>sun's setting
>finally arrive back at her place, her parents are back home
>awkwardly greet them, she's the chipper, bouncy person that she is
>her mom and dad cook dinner, I help out with getting some of the stuff together
>some weirdass sausages are in fridge, hand them out and her mom fries them in the pan
>dinnertime.jpg
>plates of steaming food are laid out
>there's some deep crimson jello sitting on a dish
>realize these are black sausages, otherwise known as blood pudding
>tfw they're vampire bats
>tfw imma hemophobe
>everyone's eating dinner
>my vision starts to tunnel up
>bat waifur looks over "uhhh, (occultproponent), what's up?"
>tfw i pass out in a dream
>tfw i wake up in a panic attack

at least i smashed that bat pootang tho