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>Day three of isolation >Still haven't eaten anything >No longer feeling full from the bucket of delicious horse spunk you downed >You should probably go get something to eat, nothing in your fridge seems appetizing anymore >You could want in to town and get some bread or fresh salad or something >Why bother, you've been sick of your vegetarian diet >You're already walking down the road to Sweet Apple Acres >It's a long path, but you're actually feeling pretty good >Normally by now you'd be getting tired, and by all rights you should be starved >Goddamn you Macintosh >You approach the farmhouse >AJ and Mac are probably working the fields, but you have no idea where >Maybe Applebloom will know "Hey pipsqueak, do you know where Mac is?" >"Umm, he should be in the south orchard. I think he's still moving apples in to the barn 'cuz it's supposed to rain tomorrow. Why do you ask?" "Oh nothing, he just helped me out with something the other day and I wanted to thank him properly" >You're getting excited now, you jog down the dusty road and approach the barn >Sure enough, there he is, pulling a cart of apples >"Hey there Anon, what brings you out here?" "Listen, Mac, you remember what happened at the spa the other day?" >"Eeeeyup. You do good work, once you get down to it" "Is anyone around here? I… I need to do that again." >"Eeenope, barn'll be clear" >He pulls his cart inside and you help him out of the harness >"So what's this all about, Anon? I didn't think you fancied us ponyfolk" "It's not like that, it's the food around here. I didn't realize it, but something was missing. >He glares at you "I'm not kidding Mac. At the spa, after you left, I drank that bucket you filled. The entire bucket. I haven't eaten anything since, nothing tastes as good as what you've got." >He's looking at you like you're an idiot "Goddamn it Big Macintosh, just let me get some of your delicious horse semen." >"You humans sure are strange. Be quick about it alright? I've still got apples to move" >You strip off your clothes and crawl underneath him >He's sweaty as hell from pulling the cart, the smell is overwhelming >You get to work rubbing his sheath to get his cock out >Soon enough he's getting hard >You are too. Fucking boner, this is for sustenance, go away >You wrap both of your hands around the expanding fleshtube and stroke its length >He's starting to get close >"Stop teasin' me and get what you came for" >You lean up and put your mouth around it >Well, the best you can anyway, there's no way you could fit the whole thing >The head alone is almost too big for you >Your tongue does it's job, soon enough he's jerking his hips and his nuts are starting to swell >This is what you've waited for, you relax your jaw and close your eyes >A hot jet shoots down your throat >Dear Celestia, it's even better fresh >How does this taste so good >And there's so much, he just keeps pumping and pumping >You've had your fill, you lay back on the ground as Mac continues to spray jizz all over the floor >You figure you should at least lick him clean "Hey Mac, Shouldn't you be going soft?" >"After something like that? Shoot, if you're trying to drain me we'll be here all day." >motherofgod.jpg >He walks over to a basin full of water >"You'll probably be wanting to clean yourself, but I gotta get back to work. Sorry buddy" >He dunks his cock in the water, it retreats into it's sheath almost immediately. >He gets back into his cart harness and walks out >You pick yourself up and walk over to the basin >Not a drop of cum in the water, you certainly did a through job cleaning him up >You on the other hand, are absolutely covered >You clean yourself up, dry off and get dressed. >You're feeling full, but energetic >Might as well go help the big guy out, right?
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