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[M4F] Rent Day [Pay the man his money][Or make other arrangements] Note: Up until BJ scene this is half of a conversation so there should be slight pauses between lines. <knocking sound> Hello, it's the landlord <door opening> Oh, hello, I'm here to pick-up the rent... Sure, I'll come in. Yeah, it's a scorcher. Been out mowing the lawn and trimming hedges all morning. Now about... A beer? Don't mind if I do <can or bottle opening> <drinking> Ah, that hits the spot. Thanks. Ok, but about that rent. It's the first you now. Hey, I know. It's not that long since I was a broke student myself. But look, the bank won't give me a break on the mortgage for this place. I'm sorry, a week is a long time when I have a bank crawling up my... Oh, what do you mean, "make it worth my while". Uh, now let me get this straight. I give you an extra week and you'll give me an "amazing hot, wet blowjob"? Ummm, not that I wouldn't love a blowjob from you. But I need that money. Look, ok, if you promise me you'll have the rent in a week. But you have to promise. Ok, ok, we have a deal. <zipper> Oh, wow, you weren't kidding. You're getting right to work. Whoa! Your hands are cold from the beer! It's ok, it's ok, don't stop. They'll warm up! Oh, yeah, stroke it a little. Actually, that's not all that's warming up. Whew, it might be hotter in here than outside. Oh fuck. Kissing my dick. She's kissing my dick. Oh, yeah, lick it, lick it nice. Oh, oh, now wrap your lips around it. Damn, fuck, suck it suck it. Oh that's good. Ah, crap, yeah, like that. Wrap your hand around it and jerk it while you suck the head. Harder, harder, jerk it hard. Oh, I can feel your tongue licking it while you suck my cock. <man noises> Oh, yes, gonna come in your mouth. Gonna come all down your throat. <orgasm noises> Whoa. Thanks. That was fantastic. One week though. Ok? One week for sure! <Door open and closes> And that's why I like renting to hot college students. Always broke and always scrambling to pay rent. [F4M] Rent Day [Pay the man his money][Or make other arrangements] Note: Up until BJ scene this is half of a conversation so there should be slight pauses between lines. <knocking sound> <whispering>Oh shit, it's the landlord <normal voice> I mean, "Coming" <door opening> Oh hi! Would you like to come in maybe? Sure is hot out isn't it? How about joining me for a beer while you're here? <can or bottle opening> <drinking> That's better, isn't it? Yeah, about that rent.. Umm, I've kinda hit a snag Sorry, I just ran into some real bill trouble. I get paid next week so I'll be back on top of things. Well, umm, you're kinda cute. Maybe I could make it worth your while.. Ah, well, how about you give me a week in exchange for an amazing, hot wet blowjob.. Yes, exactly. A blowjob and you give me until next week to pay the rent. I'm really, really stuck right now. As it is I'm eating ramen for the rest of the week. I promiss! I'll have the full rent next week. Great!, a deal then. You're going to love this! <zipper> Ok, let's see what we have here. Come out, come out wherever you are! Oh, sorry, my hands are cold from the beer! Should I stop? Maybe if I just start stroking a little. Oh, you like it when I hold your cock and squeeze a little. Now what about if I use my mouth? <BJ sounds> <muffled> Come in my mouth baby <muffled> come, come <swallowing> <pause a bit> Oh, yes, I think you liked that! Yes, yes, come back in a week I'll have the rent! <Door open and closes> Oof, now what about next week! I think it might take a little more than a blowjob.
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