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Somewhat Prequel to AiDS Story 1
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"Hey Nightswitch, what does your cutie mark even mean?"
>S/he looks at you before looking up at the sky, and round sun above the clouds, "It symbolizes the duality of gender, and how one follows the other. Night into day, day into night. And how both rely on the other, I am mare, and I am stallion."
"Soooooo that meeeeeanssss?"
>S/he looks over at you and flicks her/is scarf, "It means I swing both ways, you wanna blow job or not?"
"Depends, is night mare, or stallion?"
>"Mare."
"Shit, I'll take it."
>You unzip your pants as s/he closes her/is eyes and begins to go down on you. S/he can really suck cock. Today was a good day.
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AiDS Story 1

>Well, this morning started off rather chipper. Rolling off the bed, you hum a happy tune as you collect your clothing, and head for the shower.
>You made double sure not to disturb your roommate, Nightswitch.
>Who would have guessed? When you two went to the dorms, you were surprised to find out you share a room.
>Yeah, since s/he files her/is paperwork during the day, they marked her/im as a he and gave her/im a stallions dorm.
>When the landlord asked if you two had met already, s/he smiled and said, "In a way."

>In the shower, you get under and over everything you can before lathering up.
>Finished, you turn the knobs off and head out. You spot the half asleep stallion in your bed as he wakes up and rubs his eyes, "Hey."
"Hey."
>He stretches and cracks his bones as he gets up, farts, and scratches his ass.
"So, about last night, how does it work when you're a stallion?"
> "Dude, I gotta get ready for class. And as for last night, that was my girly side, she hasnt had a good rut in a while, but that aint me."
"Huh?"
>"Didnt you listen at all? Duality man, as a mare, I'm attracted to males, as a stallion well, I dont give two bucks about you. You're my pal and all, but right now, you're tarta ugly."
"Really? So you dont find me hot at all?"
>"Nah, but get back to me when the sun goes down, I'll have another answer for ya. In the meantime, stay out of my way. "
>He hums to himself as he uses his magic to bring out a towel, and passes you to go the shower. 
>You stand in the room as he turns on the water.
"Huh, and here I was worried I'd have to suck his dick."
>Looking at the clock, you realize time is running out.
"Shit."
>With that, you begin to get dressed, and head out the door.

>From what you can recall, the dorms are across the street from the actual campus.
>Looking around, you spot a group of ponies all together and waiting for their turn to cross the 4 lane street.
>Luckily, there is a crossing guard working the line.
>The bright orange pony blows his whistle, causing the carts to come to a stop as he walks to the center of the street.
>You walk over to join the crowd, but dont make it in time. The guard pony comes to your side, and waits as traffic resumes.
>He looks at his watch as you come up and look him. The only thing he seems to be wearing, is a whistle, and the gayest purple speedo you have ever seen.
>You cant help but crack a smirk and sarcastically comment on it.
"Nice speedo, you gonna go swimmin later?"
>He looks over at you with a huge, boyish smile, "Yeah! Soon as I'm done with my shift."
"Oh."
>You feel a little silly now, but wait.
"This place has a pool? I've never seen one."
>"Its over in A building, first floor. Thats our recreation building. I take it you're new here?"
"Kinda."
>He points to a building across another street, "Its over there."
"Well thats cool. Can anyone go?"
>"Sure, as long as you're a student."
"Oh, thanks. Names Anon."
>You extend your hand as he reaches and shakes with his hoof, "Bryce."
>He blows on the whistle again, and clears traffic for you and the other ponies to cross.

>After having crossed, you power walk down the sidewalk as you read your school schedule. Its in that shitty Horbrew language.
>Grimacing, you painfully try to will the words to make sense, but nothing. 
>Unaware of where you are going, you bump into a pony. Sending papers, and books flying everywhere.
>From the grunt, you hit a mare. Gathering your bearings, you look and see a mousy brown mare, with thick purple glasses.
>She fixes them, and goes about collecting her papers in a panic.

"I'm sorry, let me help, M'lady
>"Whats your problem!?" She asks annoyed as she clutches the papers to her chest.
"What? You don't want help? Fine, last time I'm gentlemanly to a woman."
>Getting up, you dust yourself off as she continues to collect paper angrily, "Ugh, I had these all in order and everything."
>Bending down, you begin to collect scraps of paper and collect them as she silently watches you.
>A strong wind blows, sending several papers away as she gaps in disbelief, "My essay!"
>Annoyed, you get up and run to chase them as they tumble through the grass.
>Jumping, you land right on one, and snatch it up before bolting to the other.
>It escapes you, and you continue to chase after it. On the 4th attempt, you finally catch it.
>Sighing, you walk back and wipe away the sweat from that vigorous workout.
"Here."
>You offer the crumbled paper as she frowns annoyed, before sighing and collecting them.
"Well you're fucking welcome."
>"Look, I just got annoyed that my papers that I spent all night on got ruined."
"Well it wasn't like I intentionally hit you."
>"I know, I'm sorry. I really should have looked where I was going, instead of focusing on my homework."
>Realizing she thinks its her fault, you don't correct her.
"Tell ya what, you tell me where my classes are, and I'll forgive you."
>She laughs lightly and tilts her head, "What?"
"I cant read my schedule, and I need to get to class."
>"Let me see it." She fixes her glasses as she reads over your paper, "Well, today you have Bio at 8, thats in room 202, over there, and after that, you have Reignglish in 303, same building, and after that, lunch."
"What about the rest of the day?"
>"Sorry, I'm late for class too, but, if you wait for me here in lunch, I'll tell you the rest. Deal?"
"Fine, deal, but you owe me lunch."
>She smirks and fixes her glasses before nodding, and turning to walk away.
>As she trots off, you head for your first class.