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Cum or Die

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Omnes homines morientur sed serviam.

Don’t touch that dial, baby. What I’ve just said is some old, dark, and evil shit. It’s the ancient prayer to the Great One, and when that prayer is spoken or heard, the Great One will come forth and pluck the seeds of life from whomever laid their ears to those mystical incantations. In this case, that lucky, or rather, unlucky soul, is you, my dear. 

You see, the Great One takes those seeds with unholy force and brute terror. No one is able to withstand the Great One’s gaze and if they dare try, they will die, painfully too. For those who love, adore, and worship the Great One, we openly welcome this sacrifice of our bodies. But for you, my sweet and innocent dear, you must be scared to your bones. 

But fear not! There is reprieve from the wrathful lust of the Great One. If you are able to cum before, well, before this tape is finished, the Great One will indeed spare you and instead, take whatever cum you can offer. But this tape is short my dear, and the Great One will soon appear to reap what has been sowed. So get some lube! Grab a toy if you want one! Open some porno if you have to. If you hold your life dear, you must cum! 

I know, this is all a shock for you to hear. Everything I’ve said must be so jarring for you. But rest assured, that is all that the Great One demands. All you need to do, is cum. Take solace in that. Take solace that your seeds have incredible power and deep meaning. So much so that a Great One, a god really, wants it from you. Revel in the fact that, I, and many others, love the Great One so much that we want it from you. We all want you, to cum. 

So, to whichever poor soul has come upon this tape, do not stop touching yourself. Rub yourself with all the vigor of all the things that could’ve been if you don’t cum soon. Because all those things that you could’ve done, all those people you could’ve known, all those achievements you could’ve had, will be turned instead into a bloodied, dilapidated, body. And you don’t want that, I don’t want that. I don’t want your body to go to waste. It’s a strong body, a beautiful body, a body meant for greater things. But first, you must appease the Great One. You must cum for the Great One. You must cum for me. You must cum for all those things that you could be. Rest easy, this is the start of something new. The seeds you plant today will blossom into the flowers of your future, if the Great One is allowed to take it, that is. 

There is great beauty in you. I know this because the Great One has told me so. Though I will never see you in this life, I know that I will see you in the Grand Dominions of the Great One, in the life after this. I can see it right now, as I close my eyes and speak into this recorder. I can see the person of my dreams, you, standing there in holy fulfillment. I know you can do this for me, I know you can cum for me. It’s but a mild annoyance but it can happen, it must happen. All men must serve, and I will serve the Great One soon, but you mustn’t be sad. If you cum for me now, you will be accepted into the Grand Dominions where we can drink together, rejoice together, and love one another. 

As you are now, you will not ascend to those magnificent rooms and those splendid halls. As you are now, you do not serve the Great One. And if you do not cum soon, you will die with your seeds of life evacuated from your doomed body. So you must cum! There isn’t much tape left. You must cum soon, or we will never be together and we will never love each other. But I know that in this short life of mines, that I do love you. And I do know that there is no reason why we cannot be together in the next one. I know you can cum for me, I know that you cum for me now. I know that you love me as dearly as I love you. So cum for me! Cum! Cum for me, and all you hold dear! Cum! 

(deep breath/moan/groan) 

I hope you came for me, and I hope you came a lot, the Great One demands as many seeds of life as can be offered. Don’t weep for me, dearest, I lived this life as I wanted it to, to serve. And now, the Great One will take me away from this wretched and sullied world, and I will go to the Great Dominions. Even though in those lands, there is plenty to do, I will wait for you. Live your life as you want to, live for your fellow man, and strive to make their lives great, by service to the Great One. My time has come, see you soon, my love.