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<DM> -=QUEST START! Not that I have much prepped, BUUUUUUUT let's do this=-
<DM> *Wolfgang, you were previously dealing with Werewolfos, and then you slept for the night. However, not only did you oversleep and your new friends ditch you, but they left you in a large dungeon with a note nearby:
* Wolfgang reads the note. Taking care to take note.
<DM> You take note. "We'd like you track a follower from a group of mages. He's in the Forest Temple, where we left you off. Check the prison first, there should be traces there. Should you capture him for us, we'll reward you handsomely."
<Wolfgang> Silly note, I am motivated by my burning desire to serve up red hot plates of Justice, not money.
<DM> *Regarding the room you're in, it's a massive chamber with doors going north, west, south, and east. At the center is a black barrier surrounded by four torches. One of the torches is lit green, another is lit red, and the other two are unlit.
<Wolfgang> The doors are locked?
<Wolfgang> Are there doors?
<DM> *From the east side, the door opens suddenly, and in wanders a..... ahhh shibby I gotta look up yer description, Serra.
<DM> *Some female cleric person. The door locks behind her, and she appears to be in a half drunken daze.
<DM> yes, there's a door to the south, though I guarantee you there's nothing that way
<Wolfgang> that just makes me suspicious
<DM> a door to the north that's locked, a door to the east that just locked courtesies of getting plotted by Serra, and a door to the west that's unlocked
<Wolfgang> so im either going west or brute forcing a torch puzzle
<DM> by "nothing is that way", I mean the previous party came in and cleared out what was back that way. There's nothing there but a blocked entrance.
<Wolfgang> oh boy
<Serra> ((I'm confused, am I in the same area as Wolfgang or)
<DM> (you are now)
<DM> *Serra, you last remember falling asleep on a wooden overhang in the library. Why you're back here, you have no idea and have no memory of what could have possibly caused it.
<Serra> "Argh, feels like I banged up my head pretty bad."
<Serra> "Hair's fine, at least~"
<DM> *The two of you spot each other. Wolfgang, a seemingly normal human that's "taking note", and Serra, a seemingly normal human cleric.
<DM> *I could write up physical descriptions for you two, buuuuut that would assume I'm actually decent at such a thing.
<Wolfgang> at least mention my halfro and bitchin muttonchops
<DM> *Yeah, what he said.
<Serra> (( Just imagine this with Armor and you have Serra: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/6/6a/Serra.png/revision/latest?cb=20151016154959 ))
<DM> *Kay, did I say half-drunk? I lied. Pippin' happy with her pink pigtails and SUPER drunk.
* Serra iiiis feeling a bit dizzy. @_@
* Wolfgang examines the extinguished braizers.
<DM> *As you get close to the unlit torches, you hear voices, stuff like "Help me", and "Save me".
* Serra points towards Wolfgang
<Serra> you
<Serra> simpleton
<Serra> Where am I?
<DM> *You can see a trail of sparkles leading from the unlit torches to two different directions. One to the north, which has a locked door, and one to the west, which is unlocked.
<Wolfgang> Beats me. I just was told to go here and so here I am.
<Wolfgang> Looks like I'm going west at any rate. You can stay or come with me, just don't get in my way. I think there's been a kidnapping.
<Serra> Ah
<Serra> well then
* Wolfgang heads off to the western door.
<Wolfgang> is the door closed?
<Serra> How about you be my body guar- H-hey!
* Serra follows after Wolfgang
<Wolfgang> my goal is to kick open every door i come to
<DM> *It's closed, but unlocked.
* Wolfgang kicks that sumbitch open.
<DM> *..... so yes, feel free to kick it down. Roll Power vs. door!
<Wolfgang> welp here comes a broken foot
* WindStrike gives the door a roll.
<Wolfgang> $5d10
<Navi> Wolfgang: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 3, 2 and 5. Total: 26. Successes: 3.
<DM> ..... wait, that's your new power stat?
<DM> well
<Wolfgang> yeah
<DM> Nexas, you're not the only one who's got broken feet for your characters now
<Wolfgang> power and courage get reversed with the mask on remember
<DM> $10d10
<Navi> WindStrike: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 9, 10, 5, 2, 10, 4, 7 and 10. Total: 67. Successes: 10.
<DM> *Nexas, you kick the door with much agony, taking 2 neutral damage, and causing it to swing back so hard it comes back and COUNTERATTACKS you! Roll Power to defend!
<Serra> ((That's Wolfgang))
<Wolfgang> nope too late
<Wolfgang> have fun with that rolling nexas
<Serra> ((WHAT))
<Serra> WHA-
<DM> *Apparently, while Serra was recounting fond memories of kicking doors down and screaming in agony, Wolfgang switched places with her. Serra, roll Power!
<Wolfgang> $5d10
<Navi> Wolfgang: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 8, 2 and 9. Total: 36. Successes: 5.
<Serra> $7d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 9, 4, 5, 3 and 5. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
<DM> *Annnd Serra, you take a painful 5 damage - armor.
<DM> *Finally, after getting pwned by a door, the door opens. Properly.
<Serra> 12h
<Amilena> Hello.
<Serra> WHAT THE HELL!
* Serra yells at Wolfgang
* Wolfgang shrugs.
<Serra> SO YOU ATTEMPT TO KICK THE DOOR, AND THE DOOR FLIES AT ME?!
<DM> ...... god dangit Amilena, stop making me look up descriptions!
<Serra> WHAT KIND OF BODYGUARD ARE YOU-*Ramble ramble*
* Wolfgang shrugs harder.
<Wolfgang> A) I'm not a bodyguard. B) I'm on a job.
<DM> *Okay, with the door open, blocking the hallway is a woman with a dark gray cloak over her head.
* Wolfgang carefully opens the door.
* Wolfgang nods at Amilena.
<Serra> Well now you're not
<Serra> you've lost your bodyguarding priveledges
<Amilena> Well, I was trying to pick the lock, but thanks for opening it I guess.
<DM> *Serra, you have no god darn clue who the crap that is and is most likely a sinner, according to your religion. Wolfgang, you vaguely remember this person from your other party.
<Serra> If anything, I should be the one protecting you
* Serra keeps rambling
* Amilena puts away her lockpicks.
<Wolfgang> I vaguely remember you from my other party.
* Serra stops rambling for a second
<Amilena> We do seem to be running into each other lately.
<Serra> Wait what?
<DM> *Amilena, I don't know how you got here in this temple, somehow before Wolfgang, even though Wolfgang got hijacked here by the other Werewolfos with a goal to find a mage in this "Forest Temple".
<Amilena> Hey, where there's adventure and treasure, there I am.
<DM> *Says the one that's already looted the open treasure chest that's sitting in the middle of the hallway.
<Amilena> I guess I got turned around though, if you guys were heading in this way.
<Wolfgang> Well, here's the situation so far: there's a probable kidnapping here PLUS I'm looking for some mage PLUS I'm babysitting this thing.
<DM> *Serra = thing
<DM> perfect
* Amilena raises a completely Hylian eyebrow.
<DM> *Amilena, as a result, you become 1% vulcan.
<Serra> Well, considering you just tried to kick a door, and it tried to hit me in the head, you must be pretty terrible at "babysitting"
* WindStrike hides.
<Wolfgang> I'm not 100% why it's got pinkish purpley hair or why it's still wearing pigtails at it's age but there you go.
<Serra> Not to mention
<Wolfgang> Anyway all it seems to do is complain and get hit by doors.
* Serra grabs Wolfgang's arm for a sec
<Serra> Is that more muscle on MY arm than yours?
<DM> (HEYOOOOOOOO)
<Serra> (Wolfgang: 5 Power, Serra: 7 Power)
<Wolfgang> I'm more of a marksman then a front liner.
<Wolfgang> No worries though. It's not how much power you have it's how you use it.
<Serra> I'm not too shabby myself
<DM> *Oddly enough,you have no bow for a marksman.
<Wolfgang> Now then I've got a mage to find and maybe a kidnapping victim to save.
* Amilena zaps Wolfgang with a spark from her finger.
<Wolfgang> mind bullets count
<Serra> I'm pramily a magician, myself.
<Serra> *primarily
<Amilena> I hope it's not me you're looking for. I didn't kidnap anyone.
<Amilena> Treasure maybe, but not people.
<DM> *She's not one of the droids you're looking for. ...... wait, wrong series.
<Wolfgang> It was pretty vague.
<Serra> Anyways
<Wolfgang> Better look around just to be sure.
<Serra> I'm Serra, the girl who's way out of a simple peasant's league like yourself
<Amilena> Have a ball. Not much lef...was in here to begin with except this empty chest...
* Serra offers a handshake
* Wolfgang brushes off the handshake to examine the chest.
<Amilena> Amilena De'anvar. Roaming adventurer.
<DM> *Ahead, in the hallway, some of the ceiling appears to be missing. You can tell from the dim sunlight that it's evening, and the sun is beginning to set. Why I'm mentioning this, I clearly have no idea, cough cough.
<DM> *Wolfgang, in the chest, you fine... a note, saying it's supposed to be carrying 50 rupees... but it's not.
<Amilena> Also a sorcerer of some ability, but not the mage you're after I imagine.
* Serra offers a handshake to Amilena, then????
<DM> *On the backside of the chest though, you see an emblem, one that seems to be recently marked. The emblem is of a large eye with wings attached to it. Not something you're familiar with...
<Wolfgang> Hmmmm....
* Amilena tries to shake Serra's hand but ends up grabbing some of the exposition instead.
<Amilena> Oops.
* Wolfgang presses onward.
<Wolfgang> or if theres no onward i press reward
<DM> ... unless you want to literally carry around an empty treasure chest.......
<DM> ........
* Amilena tries to put the exposition back and ends up with ink on her hands for her trouble.
<Wolfgang> well now im paranoid about it
* Serra no longer offers Amilena a hanshake, grossed out by the ink in her hand
<DM> *Amilena, as long as you keep that hood over your face, your hands are black, therefore everyone now thinks you're a black person, and because the only black people in Hyrule are supposedly Gerudo, you might be considered one. Congrats!
* Serra mutters to herself: "Peasants are so gross sometimes."
<DM> *Well, Black-ish
<Wolfgang> this is that gossip stone all over again
<Kirran> Where?
* WindStrike preps a shotgun set to automatically fire at Kirran should he re-appear.
<DM> *So, do you actually carry the empty treasure chest with you, or do you head through the door on the other side?
<Wolfgang> ill leave it there for now i guess
<Wolfgang> youre lucky THIS time treasure chest
<DM> *The chest stares blankly at you.
<Wolfgang> alright i cant take that from a chest
<Wolfgang> its coming with me
<DM> ......
<Amilena> 0_0
<DM> *Okay... uhhh.....
<DM> *Carrying the chest is definitely two-handed, and no, you cannot stash it in your inventory.
<Amilena> Hey Serra, you should hop in there.
<DM> ...... and for that exact reason, you're definitely not allowed to stash it in your inventory.
<Serra> Why is that?
<Amilena> Looks like he could carry you in it.
* Wolfgang ties the chest around his back. Like a backpack.
<Wolfgang> It's like a shield for my back.
<Serra> Maybe that'll actually give you some muscle
* Serra laughs to herself about how she's stronger than Wolfgang~
<Wolfgang> Maybe.
<Serra> Oh
<Serra> you're serious
<Serra> Lemme laugh harder
* Serra laughs harder
* Amilena considers her own guns.
<DM> *You keep laughing, and the fourth wall will stuff you into that chest.
<Amilena> Yep, I think I could beat either of you in an arm wrestle. Note to self for later.
<Wolfgang> Probably.
* Wolfgang heads to the door.
<DM> *You head to the door. It appears to be unlocked. Would you like to try breaking your foot again?
<Wolfgang> On the upside, I can open a door without taking damage.
* Wolfgang carefully opens the door.
<DM> *Your foot wraps around the handle and pushes it op- what.
<DM> *The door opens safely..... somehow.
* Amilena thanks the door.
<Serra> Good, you didn't give me another door slam to the face
<Serra> That messed up my hair, you know!
* Serra enters the door
<DM> ....... oh no
<DM> *Serra, you literally merge with the door as a result of entering it, thereby causing you to teleport into the chest that Wolfgang is carrying on his back.
<DM> (WORDING, MAN)
<Serra> EH?! WAH?!
* Wolfgang closes and locks the chest.
* WindStrike high-fives Wolfgang.
* Wolfgang takes the chest off and leaves it on the floor.
<Amilena> Are there air holes in that thing?
* Serra makes muffled complaints
<DM> *We'll find out momentarily.
<Wolfgang> Hmmm....
<Wolfgang> You know that next room might be trapped.
* Wolfgang stares at the chest.
* Amilena feels like the moon is staring at her.
<DM> *Ahead of you is a prison, with teal, ethereal flames floating in the air, illuminating this towering room with what feels like a bright, moonlit night. Thanks for the description!
* Serra makes muffled yells
<Amilena> Stupid moon...
<Amilena> I'll get you one day.
<DM> *And by towering, I mean this room by itself is, well.... if you look up, you can see prison cells hanging from the walls and ceilings up to 4 or 5 floors up.
<Wolfgang> Ahhhh... I'm a good guy now.
<Serra> "HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE! IS IT BEAUTIFUL!? IT BETTER NOT BE BEAUTIFUL!"
* Wolfgang goes back and lets Serra out. Reluctantly.
<DM> *And just for kicks and giggles, a picture of the moon is at the ceiling of the room.
* Amilena throws a psi arrow at it.
<DM> *Kay, good luck firing..... oh what's the distance of that...
<Serra> Wow
<Serra> For a room with a lot of prison cells
* Wolfgang carries the chest into the room.
<Serra> this place suuure looks nice
<DM> *Amilena, fire your arrow vs. 60 successes.
* Wolfgang tries to get the moonlight to shine on the emblem thingy. Just in case.
<Amilena> $18d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 10, 10, 4, 2, 6, 2, 10, 7, 1, 8, 3, 9, 6, 8, 9, 6 and 3. Total: 113. Successes: 15.
* Serra goes back in the chest, as Wolfgang forgot to close it.
<DM> *C-C-C-COUNTERATTACK! Your arrow flies up a quarter of the way, gets scared of the moon, and falls back down on your. Amilena, roll Courage to dodge!
<Amilena> $12d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 3, 7, 8, 4, 5, 4, 8, 8, 3, 5 and 5. Total: 62. Successes: 7.
<DM> *The arrow lodges in your shoulder. You take 5 damage - armor.
<Amilena> Better yet, I'm just going to hide under my reflective shield.
<DM> *Touche.
<Serra> When you get something off your chest.
<Serra> You start to feel better
<DM> *Okay, the reflected moonlight....
<DM> .......
* Serra closes the chest while in it
* Wolfgang dumps Serra out of the chest.
<DM> ............
<Wolfgang> Stay out of my chest. Get your own.
<DM> you know what
<DM> I give up
<DM> IT'S TOO MUCH
<DM> THE PUNS MAN
<DM> IT'S TOO MUCH
<DM> just.... gimme 3 minutes and I'll continue
<Amilena> Windstrike is Error.
<Serra> (( http://www.secrettoeverybody.com/images/nicechest.gif ))
* Amilena checks to see where the reflected arrow shot off to.
* Serra plops on the ground
* Serra gets up, covered in dirt
<Serra> @_@
<DM> okay, I am now literally eating whipped topping by itself
<DM> *The reflected arrow bounces back up towards the moonlight, gets counter-counter-counterattacked back down, and lands on the emblem that Wolfgang was staring at.
<DM> *With the moonlit arrow, the eye at the center clicks and rotates. You hear a voice...
<Wolfgang> Thaaaaat might be bad.
<Wolfgang> Wait this just in:
<Wolfgang> Go ahead caller you're on the air!
<DM> "It's here, IT'S HERE! Lord Vaati, you were right!"
<DM> *End of messages.
<DM> *Yeah, you're not positive who that was, buuuuuut putting together that you've heard rumors that Vaati is a mage, and you're searching for a follower that's a mage..... it miiiiiight be the same guy.
<Amilena> Sounds like he's been waiting for pizza for a while.
<DM> *So, that asides, on this first floor of prison cells, there are four cells, all of which you kind of hear grumbles from.
* Wolfgang checks the cells
<Wolfgang> period
<DM> *The cells have moblins in them, one moblin per cell. They're still equipped with armor, but their weapons are gone.
<DM> *One of them is wearing a red and gold mask of some sort. Wolfgang, you take particular interest in its design.
<Wolfgang> Niiiiiice mask buddy. Where'd you get it?
<DM> *All of the moblins are shacked with some sort of magical handcuffs.
<Amilena> Makes you feel kind of bad for the poor guys.
<Serra> I've met a few brutes myself
<Wolfgang> Well, let's get them out of those cells and shackles.
<Amilena> And what kind of cuffs are those anyways? They all look like hastily built cottages.
<DM> *The moblin with the mask notices you, Wolfgang, and replies.
<Amilena> Whoever runs this place has some very odd taste.
<MaskedMoblin> Grumble, it's my mask. Me mades it meself.
<Wolfgang> This is some LotR shit right here.
* Wolfgang tries to open the cell door.
* Serra hears that english, and can't help but laugh
<Amilena> brb, fifteen minutes.
<DM> *Wolfgang, roll Power vs....... 30 successes. Yeah, those some pretty strong metal bars you're trying to pry open.
<Wolfgang> yeah thats not happening
<Wolfgang> $5d10
<Navi> Wolfgang: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 8, 6 and 6. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
<Wolfgang> welp
<DM> *The bars would counterattack, buuuuut they have no way of doing so.
<MaskedMoblin> Hah, yer just gonner pry 'em open like that? Tried it mate, it ain't werkin'.
<MaskedMoblin> Yer gonna need sum 'xplosives or sumthin'.
* Serra is reminded that Wolfgang has less power again, and laughs
<Wolfgang> Eh... You know where we could get our hands on some boom juice then buddy?
<MaskedMoblin> Ehh, thar should be a Darknut roamin' around with a set o' bows n' bombs. 'e keeps uz uns in line, ye see.
<MaskedMoblin> But you ain't gettin' mah mask, you see.
<MaskedMoblin> Not unlezz you'z helps me with sumthin'...
<MaskedMoblin> Which I tell ya once ya get me outter 'ere.
<Wolfgang> That IS a pretty nice mask. What is it you need?
<MaskedMoblin> Gimme outta 'ere first.
<DM> *For an imprisoned Moblin, he's rather picky.
<Wolfgang> Right then. Let's go find those bombs.
<DM> *You hear the echoes of the clanking of footsteps from above. As the echoes get louder, they seem to be getting closer and closer to your floor.
<Wolfgang> No innocent civilians should be jailed and chained up. Even moblins deserve a chance.
<MaskedMoblin> He-harr, youz be intrestin'.
<Wolfgang> plot based convinence
<DM> (whoops, I just described an enemy that doesn't exist quite yet, gimme 5 minutes)
<Serra> Well, to be fair
<Serra> you don't really know if any of these Moblins may be actually bandits
<Serra> or other various types of crooks
<MaskedMoblin> Me n' me blins all be a warband, ye see.
<MaskedMoblin> We'z goes 'round n' 'round, takin' care o' bad guys for da fight o' eternal war, ye see.
<Serra> I see....
<Wolfgang> Innocent until proven guilty.
<Wolfgang> The basis of the Justice system.
<Serra> Well looks like someone knows better than a particular someone I know.
<DM> *The clanking is finally upon you. From a hidden stairwell that may or may not have existed a bit ago, a Darknut with bloodstained armor appears. Its red eyes search the room till they lock onto you folks.
<DM> *The Darknut..... oh my god, what did I do.....
<DM> ... frigin' Darknut Strength
<DM> *In one hand, it's carrying a large Tower Shield, and in the other hand, it's somehow magically wielding two crossbow pistols.
<DM> *I..... I don't know how.
<Serra> Hello, Mr. Knight!
<DM> *BUT THE LAWS OF THE GAME SAYS IT CAN DO IT.
* Serra waves at the Darknut
* Wolfgang cracks his dark knuckles.
<DM> *It looks straight at you, Serra. It waves back by aiming both of its crossbow pistols at you.
<Wolfgang> Let's dark krumble sweet cheeks.
<DM> *Roll initiatives folks!@
<Serra> Not very friendly, huh?
<Serra> Don't, worry, Mr. Knight!
* Serra pulls out Sword
<Serra> I'm not either.
<Serra> $init 1d10
<Navi> Serra: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-868-post-2175.html#pid2175 - Guard Darknut
<Wolfgang> $init 1d12
<Navi> Wolfgang: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<DM> totally not ripped from a Red Darknut
<Wolfgang> this is not a good day for my rolls
<GuardDarknut> $init 1d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<DM> well
<DM> WELL THEN
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The battle has begun!
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5) and GuardDarknut (1).
<Navi> Bonus Turns: Serra (10).
<DM> *Alright Serra, don't bother shootin' the action to me, just go when ready.
* Serra decides to go no mercy, AFTER reading the passives this time, and casts PSI Flash, Alpha on GuardDarknut. ($23d10 vs Wisdom) +0 Damage, +Reckless Magic Status
<Serra> $23d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 3, 6, 7, 7, 8, 6, 5, 9, 5, 2, 3, 10, 2, 4, 7, 8, 8, 4, 7, 2, 6 and 1. Total: 123. Successes: 15.
* GuardDarknut raises its shield.
<GuardDarknut> $6d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 2, 5, 10 and 10. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
* GuardDarknut is hit rather painful- OR IS HE?
<GuardDarknut> 15 - 5 = 10 - 9 (DAT ARMOR) = 1 damage
* GuardDarknut takes a minor dent to its armor.
<Serra> ...
* Serra falls to the floor and screams in rage
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5) and GuardDarknut (1).
<Navi> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<DM> on the flipside
<DM> it can't cast its spell anymore
<Serra> (Wait Why)
<GuardDarknut> 19h, 4m | Curse you Serra and your Reckless Magic debuff
<Serra> 12h 14m | Annoyed
* Amilena climbs out of the treasure chest.
<DM> pro
<Amilena> That was a heck of a thing.
<DM> -=SESSION CONTINUE=-
<DM> *Planning phase a-gogo, 10 minutes on timer, starting at :17
<Amilena> $init j
<Navi> Amilena has entered the fray.
<Amilena> Wot's all this then?
<AbsentThirdEye> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<DM> *It appears you're up against a guard, Amilena.
<DM> *Your team is deliberating what the crap to do againt its invulnerable defenses.
<DM> *10 minutes up, you guys know what yer doin'?
<Wolfgang> i sent you mine
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<DM> <Serra> * Serra casts PSI, Alpha on the Guardnut again! ($23d10 vs Wisdom) +0 Damage, +Reckless Magic Status
<Serra> $23d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 1, 10, 6, 9, 8, 1, 2, 3, 7, 9, 7, 10, 3, 7, 3, 6, 8, 2, 9, 3 and 4. Total: 129. Successes: 16.
* Serra rerolls self
<DM> lol
<Serra> $23d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 1, 3, 3, 1, 8, 4, 6, 3, 4, 9, 6, 1, 6, 4, 4, 2, 2, 8, 7, 1 and 1. Total: 102. Successes: 9.
<Serra> FSDGsjdf
<Serra> oerd
* WindStrike dies.
<GuardDarknut> $6d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 6, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
<DM> would you like the original roll, sir?
<Serra> Yes ;~;
<DM> lol
<GuardDarknut> 16 - 4 = 12 - 9 = 3 damage
* GuardDarknut takes another slightly larger dent.
<Serra> I WILL GET THROUGH YOU EVENTUALLY!
<GuardDarknut> 16h, 4m | Can't cast crap
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<DM> <Wolfgang> Wolfgang casts Roots on the Guard Darknut Wis vs Wis | Damage -2| Effect: if hit target gets 1 stack of Rooted Affliction (target cannot move or perform melee attacks)
<DM> <Wolfgang> stacking rooted only acts as a buffer
<DM> <Wolfgang> Duration = all stacks of rooted are removed if target is hit with Fire spell.
<Wolfgang> $10d10
<Navi> Wolfgang: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 3, 4, 8, 9, 6, 10, 8, 6 and 5. Total: 62. Successes: 8.
<Wolfgang> welp
<GuardDarknut> $6d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 3, 10, 6 and 7. Total: 43. Successes: 6.
* GuardDarknut gets hit! No damage, but is now rooted in place!
<GuardDarknut> 16h, 4m | Can't cast crap | Can't move either
<GuardDarknut> Grr!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended Wolfgang's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<Wolfgang> cant melee either
<DM> *GuardDarknut fires a flurry of Metal-Tipped Arrows at Serra! ($32d10 vs. Courage), +0 Damage
<GuardDarknut> $32d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 6, 1, 7, 9, 9, 7, 7, 2, 9, 3, 7, 4, 9, 3, 5, 7, 3, 4, 7, 4, 1, 10, 7, 2, 2, 8, 9, 10, 5 and 3. Total: 179. Successes: 21.
<Serra> OH GOODNESS WHAT?!
<DM> (sorry, slightly slowed down at the moment)
<Serra> $12d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 7, 6, 4, 4, 10, 8, 4, 2, 10 and 9. Total: 78. Successes: 10.
<DM> oh my
<DM> got armor?
<Serra> +1
<DM> enough to live?
<Serra> 12 HP
<DM> oh yeah
<DM> lol
* GuardDarknut impales the crap outta Serra w/ an arrow.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended GuardDarknut's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
* Serra takes...10 damage?
<DM> <Amilena> me fires a focused blast from her Wizzrobe Wand at the guard. (Roll Wisdom) | $25d10 [damge +0 Seph]
<DM> yep
<Amilena> $25d10
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 2, 7, 10, 6, 4, 10, 4, 8, 8, 9, 7, 4, 6, 7, 6, 1, 6, 6, 8, 3, 1, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 148. Successes: 19.
<GuardDarknut> $6d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 7, 8, 8 and 10. Total: 43. Successes: 6.
<Amilena> -_-
* Serra gets blurry vision, from being nearly dead.
* GuardDarknut takes a painful..... 19 - 6 = 13 - 9 = 4 damage! ..... kinda painful?
<Serra> 2h 12m | WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE REGULAR ENEMIES, WIND
<GuardDarknut> 12h, 4m | Can't cast crap | Can't move either
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended Amilena's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<DM> ^_^
<Serra> ((Wind are the enemy's attacks already ready so I can send you mine))
<DM> (yeah)
<DM> (sorry, about done with this voicechat so I can get back to this)
<DM> (okay, I'm outta voicechat)
<DM> * Serra gets up slowly, and prepares another spell.
<DM> <Serra> YOU!
<DM> <Serra> MR. KNIGHT!
<DM> <Serra> YOU'VE STRUCK ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
<DM> <Serra> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQvLECht08
<DM> <Serra> JUST
<DM> <Serra> WHO THE HELL
<DM> <Serra> DO YOU THINK I AM!?
<DM> * Serra casts PSI Flash, Alpha once more! ($23d10 vs Wisdom) +0 Damage, +Reckless Magic Status
* GuardDarknut raises shields once again.
* WindStrike places Kamina glasses on Serra.
<Serra> $23d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 8, 10, 1, 10, 8, 2, 10, 5, 2, 10, 7, 10, 7, 7, 10, 7, 6, 2, 10, 4 and 10. Total: 153. Successes: 24.
<DM> oh
<DM> OH
<Serra> AHAHAHAAHAH!
<DM> hoooly crap
<GuardDarknut> $6d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 9, 8, 10 and 4. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
* Serra hapilly puts on the kamina sunglasses!
<GuardDarknut> 24 - 5 = 19 - 9 = 10 damage
* GuardDarknut takes a veeeeeery painful blast of magic, nearly toppling over but somehow just barely living it.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<DM> <Wolfgang> Wolfgang casts Heal Beam Alpha on Serra, restoring 6 hearts. As a follow up he casts PSI Quake Alpha on the Guard Darknut. Wis vs Wis | bypasses cover | Damage +0| if it hits target's next attack does -2 damage.
<Wolfgang> $10d10
<Navi> Wolfgang: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 4, 7, 4, 8, 1, 7, 2 and 1. Total: 51. Successes: 5.
<GuardDarknut> $6d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 4, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
* GuardDarknut is HIT!
<GuardDarknut> 2h, 4m | Can't cast crap | Can't move either | -2 damage on next attack
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended Wolfgang's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<DM> *GuardDarknut fires another flurry of Metal-Tipped Arrows at Serra! ($32d10 vs. Courage), -2 Damage
* GuardDarknut is focused on bringing down that cursed mage!
<GuardDarknut> $32d10
<Navi> GuardDarknut: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 2, 3, 3, 2, 8, 6, 4, 3, 2, 2, 8, 5, 10, 10, 9, 7, 6, 10, 4, 7, 4, 5, 3, 1, 7, 10, 6, 9, 9, 8 and 2. Total: 179. Successes: 22.
<Serra> SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN, HUH?!
<Serra> FUCKING TRY ME!
<Serra> $12d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 7, 9, 5, 9, 9, 6, 4, 5, 6 and 2. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
<Serra> wait, shit
<DM> I think he is
<DM> *The arrow pierces your kamina glasses, piercing the heavens, and takes you down on the second shot, despite the attempted heal from your wolfy ally.
<Wolfgang> i healed you dont forget
<Wolfgang> if that helps
<Serra> Naw, 8 HP
* Serra goes down, Kamina style
<DM> 22 - 9 = 13 - 2 = 11 - 1 = 10 damage still
<Serra> WAIT
<DM> oh no
<Serra> I CAN SAVE MYSELF POTENTIALLY
* Serra rerolls
<Serra> $12d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 7, 1, 3, 8, 1, 1, 8, 7, 3, 7 and 8. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
<Serra> God damn it
<Amilena> nope.avi
* Serra dies
<DM> *You killed yourself even harder.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> WindStrike has ended GuardDarknut's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (10), Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<Serra> $removeme
<Navi> Serra has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Wolfgang (5), GuardDarknut (1) and Amilena (0).
<DM> * Amilena throws the magic candle up and over the Guardnut's sheild, starting a magic pit o' fire at it's feet. (2 neutral damage, -3 successes on melee attacks per turn as long as it stands in it.)
<DM> * Amilena also activates her robe's augmented protection (+4 wisdom, costs 1 magic per turn).
* GuardDarknut can't defend something that's at its feet (can't move).
<DM> *The roots catch fire, but rather than burning to nothingness, they spread the flames to the darknut's body, causing its soul to shriek in agony before becoming a pile of armor.
<GuardDarknut> $removeme
<Navi> GuardDarknut has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Wolfgang (5) and Amilena (0).
<DM> $init r
<Navi> WindStrike: The bot has been reset.
<Amilena> Burnin' down the house.
* Amilena dances.
<DM> kay, bonus exp for some ingenuity thar, plus I threw a harder than should have been enemy at you
<DM> +20 EXP for you all, +$20d8 Rupees
* WindStrike revives Serra to 1 heart.
<Wolfgang> $20d8
<Navi> Wolfgang: You rolled 20 Dice with 8 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 8, 6, 4, 1, 3, 2, 5, 1, 4, 8, 5, 2, 7, 8, 1, 4, 5 and 1. Total: 85.
<Amilena> $20d8
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 20 Dice with 8 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 4, 8, 7, 2, 2, 2, 2, 5, 5, 5, 6, 3, 2, 6, 1, 7, 3 and 2. Total: 81.
<DM> *As Serra rises from the grave, you hear someone rappin' in the background...
<DM> "DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE IN THE INVISIBLE.
<DM> ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH.
<DM> TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE, BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE.
<DM> ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH."
<Serra> * Something changed inside Serra
<DM> *The voice fades around from the room, but its power causes Serra to transform.
* Serra after that battle, is filled with determination.
* MaskedMoblin laughs out loud.
<Serra> THAT BATTLE WAS GREAT~
* Amilena retrieves her magic candle.
<MaskedMoblin> He-he-harr, yer all gud! Heck, I dun't even need ta ask anythin' anymore.
* MaskedMoblin points to Wolfgang.
<Serra> $20d8
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 20 Dice with 8 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 2, 4, 4, 2, 6, 4, 3, 6, 5, 8, 7, 4, 7, 6, 4, 8, 6 and 7. Total: 101.
<MaskedMoblin> Ye break me outta 'ere with one o' dem bombs dat dropped an' I'll 'and ya dis mask fer such a gallant dis-play! Ye deserve it much 'o more dan I do!
<Wolfgang> Sounds good bud.
* Wolfgang uses a bomb to open the cell door.
* Serra is filled with more arrogance than before
<DM> *The bomb blasts the 30 success cell open easily, despite its damage clearly not adding up to beat out 30 successes.
* Serra laughs excitedly!
* Serra continues wearing her Kamina glasses~
<MaskedMoblin> Hey, if'n ya unshackle me too, I think ye kin use dese shackle things ta lock up some other baddies.
<Wolfgang> That would be pretty useful!
* Wolfgang tries to unshackle the moblin.
<DM> *You unshackle the moblin without an issue.
* MaskedMoblin takes off his mask, revealing a heavily war scarred face. You can barely even tell he's a moblin with how horribly mangled his face is.
<MaskedMoblin> Ehh, I kin probably a-fix dis 'ere with a mask from o' mask shop somewhere. "ere, take it.
<DM> (Wolfgang, check your PMs)
<Wolfgang> Thanks.
<Wolfgang> checking my pms for some reason
<Wolfgang> i have no idea why
<DM> *You do not have PMS. Not to be confused, sire.
<MaskedMoblin> If'n ye don't mind, I'mma bomb da rest o' my party out.
* MaskedMoblin asks for ze bombs.
<DM> Oh yeah, I forgot to run item drops.
<DM> so from the Guard Darknut - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-868-post-2008.html#pid2008
* Wolfgang hands over the rest of the bombs.
<DM> *Dual crossbow pistols drop, metal-tipped arrowsl, impact arrows, bombs (now claimed by MaskedMoblin), a Tower Shield, and a Solider Platemail.
<Wolfgang> taking the crossbow pistols and arrows
<Serra> I'm taking that armor~
* MaskedMoblin bombs the rest of his party out.
<MaskedMoblin> "ere, we don't need these bombs no more. Who wants 'em?
* Serra takes the Soldier Platemail, and wears it
<Serra> Wow
<DM> (you're level 10?
<DM> (o_O)
<Serra> That was one feminine bodied Darknut
<Serra> This fits perfectly on me!
<DM> .....
<DM> *Yeah, it's official, I'm killing Serra next session the moment I can.
* Serra realizes it's a little too heavy for her
<Serra> OKAY, NEVERMIND
* Serra waits till she's level 10
<DM> *MAYBE YOU SHOULD INCREASE YOUR POWER, SERRA. HEYOOOOOOOOOO
<Serra> ROW
<Serra> ROW
<Serra> FIGHT THE POWER
* MaskedMoblin tosses the bombs to the one he thinks is the strongest.
<DM> *Amilena, you find yourself to be the new Bomberman of the party.
* Amilena considers this and decides it's not the worst idea.
* Serra continues wearing her river platemail instead
<MaskedMoblin> We'z be goin' now, we'z don't need no moar o' dis dungeon. Good luck findin' wotever it tis yous folks lookin' fer!
* MaskedMoblin rolls out with his party, clearly knowing the way out.
<DM> *Last I checked, the only way in and out of the temple is blocked, BUUUUUT I won't tell them that.
<Amilena> Hey, I got in.
<DM> *Yeah, we don't know how you and Wolfgang got in. It's a mystery to the fourth wall.
<DM> *Alrighty, up ahead, there's a staircase up to the next floor of this room.
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-