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Hello friends, 

As you all know, last night I was banned by the admins of the wonderful website 'ozfortress'. 
My account was terminated straight afterwards (lol wankers), and thus my time has come to an end. My ban is forever, cos they rep. 

I think I had a great run! Lots of fun had by all, except those who didn't enjoy themselves, but then again, who cares about them, right? 

I am without a doubt the only player to ever go from shit to division 1. I did it far quicker then anybody else did. Probably  the only player to go from a useless division 10 idiot to a division 1 player capable of taking rounds off immunity.

I have endured a lot of  hardship, from ragers (Bronte), immature turds (intox), baddies (Sofly),  and downright wankers (seeker). Even so, I made it through (with  exception to the seeker incident, fuckwit he is) and became quite good  at the game. 

I'd like to thank you all, this community has been 13  ish months of my life, and my final MGE record proved that hardwork and  commitment, coupled with getting SHREDDED and thankq fucking every other thing  up on a daily basis, does lead to success. 

Special mentions:

Wofiel,  for being with me in this team since week 1. 12/13 months together and  only now can I tell you how much I hate you. Fuckwit. <3 

Madness,  for being the most useless waste of space we have on the team. Also,  for being so enthusiastic that it was contagious. Dick. 

Thankq: ......... Keep trying. 

Na,  I kid, you're definitely one of the more improved players in this team.  It's just a shame it's during pugs this shines. Wanker. Also, GET A MIC  THAT WORKS FUCK SAKE.

Dart: For putting up with all of our shit  !! You're the most improved player in this team without a doubt, top 3  if not better in your class. Don't you find it funny that it took you  till this teams death to get a working computer? I don't. I find it  fucking appauling. Oh well. :D

Atrocious: For sticking with us  for so long! Were you drunk the whole time? Seriously. Improved heaps  man! Division 1 player now days without a doubt. 

Lewstherin and Jinx, you both suck, feed/pay me.  

Finally....to seeker.
Fuck you. Thanks for nothing. 


Best of luck in whatever it is you all choose to do after tf2 everyone!! 

<3 your rep

xo

PS: Leave a comment cos this will stay up for all time. :) 

PPS: To all our friends in the tf2 community, <3, thanks for the laughs.