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Fatcat contraption. Why are you fatcats so fussy? What is eating the jar not good enough for you fatcats? I'll have you know that they're a great source of fibre.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvz2mFtHYyQ

Smart uncle. Petrol might not be good enough for fatcats, but it's good enough for me! Also if you want to keep warm at night from the cold, you can swallow a lit match after it for instant warmth.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bspGIWOWl-k

Typical fatcat nature. I would've loved a luxury such as ice for christmas. I could've smeared mud on it and made myself a chocolate popisicle with a little imagination. Spoilt fatcatsFruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxtOEqn6o

Look at these fatcats with their fatcat dolls. All that money wasted that could've been spent on lentils instead. What's wrong with using sticks as dolls? Have children lost their imagination?Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZyLiCtikVg

Look at his majesty the fatcat developer complaining about "living hell". Bet it was on a comfy chair with a nice cup of coffee living the high life. I have to suck of old men for a lentil to get by. It's not too bad though, free protein and a free lentil!Fruge Lenton - moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opLuIroZVUQ

Well would you look at this fat cat and his fancy pancy coffee machine. Not all of us have mansions you know. Some of us have to stick with muddy water as our coffee!- Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e0yCq1AEeY

Look at these fatcats waste their energy on "ego contests". Some of us don't have that luxury! I make sure to graze of grass constantly to restore lost energy from breathing.Fruge Lenton, Moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bp59Eci_0

School is great! I always make sure to sneak into schools to steal pencils. They're a great source of fibre.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_goaAP5JxA

Look at his majesty the fatcat with his fancy pancy knife that can cut through things. I found a plastic knife in the garbage and it works just fine thank you. Obviously not good enough for his majesty.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKFWDpbjbjU

Resourceful girl with a fatcat father. She's clearly realised that you can save precious calories by wearing less. Whilst his majesty father the catfat won't find anything other thaan a golden coat acceptable. Disgusting.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitTGYQS2jc

There's a silver lining to this! Prison is a great place where you get your own free bed toilet and meals! And it's all paid on the dime of the fatcat! It's pretty much living the high life.- Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUHEO4BJEcg

This made me sick. That isn't so bad though, i found myself dinner! Recyling might be above a fatcat but not me!Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDQzexYEJA

Look at this fatcat! Wasting precious phone energy on something like a prank. Do you know how rare it is to find one of those on the streets? I just have to use a cup and string because some bitch took my phone i found and wasted all the batteries on taking pictures of herself.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myG0dFbfCHk

Look at this fatcat waste in his own words "billions of energy" on this pointless thing. He should've used the energy like i did and that was scouring the trash bins for food the fatcats waste like banana peels, mouldy bread etc. Saves a ton of money.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y97rBdSYbkg

Smart dog being resourceful. Obviously christmas balls aren't good enough for his majesty fancy pancy fatcat here! Bet you refuse to eat anything that isn't caviar don't you fatcat? Disgusting.Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogZWYn6qHSk

Look at mr fancy prancy fatcat here wasting paper for things like sending mail. Do you know how many years source of food this paper could've been? I found a advert poster in a puddle 2 weeks ago and i'm still got half of it left to eat.- Fruge Lenton, moderator of /r/frugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeX1H7ajOvQ