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* bucolicBunyan sprouted a connection to uncertainBypasser
<bucolicBunyan> Hi!!!! :DDDD
* uncertainBypasser accepts and video plugin is activated automatically
<uncertainBypasser> Hello again.
* uncertainBypasser smiles a bit
<bucolicBunyan> :OOOO
<bucolicBunyan> That was a close one!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I almost opened the video thingy!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I cant do that cuz u cant know where I am
<bucolicBunyan> Its a seeeeecret :))))
* uncertainBypasser rubs his beard, except he does not have one
* uncertainBypasser squints
<uncertainBypasser> Sounds suspicious.
<uncertainBypasser> ((joking tone))
<bucolicBunyan> U know me
<bucolicBunyan> Im just suspicious as fuck dude
<bucolicBunyan> Im all like sketchy n shady n shit
<uncertainBypasser> Well, that is alright.
<uncertainBypasser> I think I might try sneaking out of here soon.
<bucolicBunyan> When it comes to being suspicious youll find Im the best there is!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Xept for Adrian
<bucolicBunyan> Hes got that nailed like sooooo fuckin hard
<uncertainBypasser> :P
<bucolicBunyan> I havent talked with him in a while aXually now that I think bout it
<bucolicBunyan> Whatevs
<bucolicBunyan> Im not really complainin or anythin :PPP
<uncertainBypasser> Ya. I think you told me about him.
<uncertainBypasser> Sounds like  a jerk :/
<bucolicBunyan> U got a plan for ur sneakin???
<uncertainBypasser> Mostly just listening for anything that isn't screaming and going that way.
<bucolicBunyan> :////
<uncertainBypasser> I should be okay. Hopefully.
<bucolicBunyan> Hopefully????
<bucolicBunyan> U better be okay!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I really hope so. That thing out there is scary.
<bucolicBunyan> Sounds like it!!!! DDDD:
<uncertainBypasser> It screamed and made me go deaf until I went up an echeladder rung :(
<bucolicBunyan> The fuck????
<uncertainBypasser> Ya.
<bucolicBunyan> Im still like on my second rung cuz Im not doin shit
<uncertainBypasser> So, uh, did I mention this game is hard yet?
<uncertainBypasser> :/
<bucolicBunyan> Cadet Cardiosurgeon or some shit like that
<uncertainBypasser> Hopefully you can find some baddies. That are small.
<uncertainBypasser> And don't scream deafeningly
<uncertainBypasser> or teleport.
* uncertainBypasser shudders
<bucolicBunyan> TELEPORT????
<bucolicBunyan> FUCK dude
<bucolicBunyan> How do u even fight those????
<uncertainBypasser> They don't actually teleport, they just can instantly go the speed of light or so for a while in any direction.
<uncertainBypasser> So you can put stuff in the way :P
<bucolicBunyan> Still though
<bucolicBunyan> fuck that
<uncertainBypasser> Ya. This game cheats.
<bucolicBunyan> That sounds like the worst!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Well u should come here then!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Ya!
<bucolicBunyan> I still havent found anythin mean anywhere!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> No monsters no nothin
<uncertainBypasser> I think I have enough grist to get to my second portal!
<uncertainBypasser> and one of um leads to you.
<uncertainBypasser> That would be nice :)
<bucolicBunyan> Just some chill lizard peeps, some high shelled dudes, and a fuckton of super awesome friendly animals who all get along super great
<uncertainBypasser> You must have lucked out or something.
<bucolicBunyan> If u come here u can see this place where I am!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Or I just got super unlucky :/
<bucolicBunyan> Im keepin it a secret cuz I wanna surprise u when u get here!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Ah, that explains things :)
<uncertainBypasser> Sounds great!
<uncertainBypasser> I, uh, will just get there.
<bucolicBunyan> Well ur like a bajillion rung thingys above me so maybe u didnt get really unlucky
<uncertainBypasser> I guess.
<uncertainBypasser> Its not worth watching your dad get shot though :(
<bucolicBunyan> :((((
<uncertainBypasser> So, we finished our last call like 10 minutes ago. I really liked that you call, but did you have a reason? :P
<bucolicBunyan> Well yeah!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I wanted to tell u bout this great secret place
<bucolicBunyan> I also wanted to tell u I talked to Orea bout stuff
<uncertainBypasser> So its a secret, but you want to tell me about it? :P
<uncertainBypasser> ah.
<uncertainBypasser> I think I might have overreacted or something.
<bucolicBunyan> Well I wanted to tell u the place Xists so we can come here n chill when u get here!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Im not gonna tell u what it is though :PPP
<bucolicBunyan> Idk if u overreacted or not but dont worry bout Orea for now
<uncertainBypasser> Ah. :)
<bucolicBunyan> She feels p upset n confused too n she just wants some time....
<uncertainBypasser> I understand I think.
<bucolicBunyan> S not ur fault so dont feel bad or anythin bout this shit
<bucolicBunyan> None of this mess is ur fault....
<bucolicBunyan> So yeah just dont worry bout Orea n maybe u two can talk later or somethin she just wants some space now
<uncertainBypasser> I guess. I don't know why it happened, just that I was in the middle of it. and it exploded.
<bucolicBunyan> Ill let u know if she tells me shes feelin better or somethin....
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah u were p much just an uncertain bypasser n then shit Xploded everywhere
<uncertainBypasser> :/
<bucolicBunyan> See what I did there???? :PPPP
<uncertainBypasser> But that sounds like a plan I guess.
<uncertainBypasser> Baduntsh?
<uncertainBypasser> ah
<uncertainBypasser> yes.
<uncertainBypasser> BadunTSH :P
<bucolicBunyan> I thought that was a good one
<uncertainBypasser> It is
<uncertainBypasser> it just took me a second.
<uncertainBypasser> I'm so used to seeing that as my username XD
<bucolicBunyan> Id never use words like that normally :PPP
<uncertainBypasser> I guess you don't :P
<uncertainBypasser> I think I have enough stuff to get off the planet.
<uncertainBypasser> Hopefully you are through my second portal :)
<bucolicBunyan> Hopefully!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U should let me know what it looX like on the other side n I can tell u if thats my place or not!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I will!
<uncertainBypasser> Oh, and, I'm not sure, but....
<uncertainBypasser> I think Ember might have forgotten stuff again. Its been like a day and a half :(
<bucolicBunyan> I talked to him like a while ago n reminded him to write his shit down in his notebooX....
<bucolicBunyan> He p much always remembers to do that before its too late but Idk what hes up now.....
<uncertainBypasser> This will make things hard. He'll be okay though I think.
<bucolicBunyan> I should probs check in on him or somethin
<uncertainBypasser> Sounds good. I need to contact him when I escape to build my house anyway.
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck doin this always maXe me so sad.....
<uncertainBypasser> I know :(
<bucolicBunyan> I just wanna figure out how to make him better.....
<bucolicBunyan> Parently doctors have no idea how to fiX it!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> The fact that he gets up almost every day and lives with it, and still enjoys having fun with us? He is crazy hardy.
<bucolicBunyan> Maybe we can find somethin else magic in this game????
<uncertainBypasser> Maybe!
<bucolicBunyan> Tbh Im p sure hes miserable even when hes havin fun with us
<uncertainBypasser> ya :/
<uncertainBypasser> But at least we make his life a little less terrible.
<bucolicBunyan> When ur feelin down it kinda feels nice in a really fucked up way to pretend to be happier.....
<uncertainBypasser> Which based on how I know you is somewhat from experience?
<uncertainBypasser> I think I've done that occasionally too.
<bucolicBunyan> .....
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah......
<bucolicBunyan> Its weird bein here in this game n like aXually feelin happy bout stuff
<uncertainBypasser> Right now I'm just trying to not thing about the killer monsters outside, and talk normally.
<bucolicBunyan> Its almost like a drug or something
<uncertainBypasser> The game actually doing good stuff? What? :O Score: Us:1 - Game:like 52
<uncertainBypasser> :P
<bucolicBunyan> Like it just feels so good to aXually be happy Im just tryin to forget bout everythin else n just keep doin all the happy stuff
<uncertainBypasser> that's good :)
<bucolicBunyan> P sure Im bein a useless piece of shit in this game but Idk its kinda hard for me to care?
<uncertainBypasser> Hey, look. You are helping me right now. That is hardly useless.
<uncertainBypasser> And you found myke!
<uncertainBypasser> Also hardly useless.
<uncertainBypasser> I mean, myke probably is the game's bonus objective.
<uncertainBypasser> if this thing even has an objective :/
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah Idk the fuck Im sposed to be doing but Im p sure that whatever Im doin now isnt parta the plan those creeps had with this whole thing
<bucolicBunyan> I p much just ran away....
<uncertainBypasser> from what?
<bucolicBunyan> Idk everything???
<bucolicBunyan> I just got my wagon n booked it outta there
<bucolicBunyan> I even left my computer at home so I cant do shit for Ember on this game thing
<bucolicBunyan> Idk where Im even going just with Myke n away
<uncertainBypasser> I think the game wants you to explore? I don't know.
<uncertainBypasser> I thought it was rewarding me for doing that.
<uncertainBypasser> Then I found this city.
* uncertainBypasser shudders again
<bucolicBunyan> Idk guess I kinda just wanna be happier???
<bucolicBunyan> I dont wanna hang around this circus place n then get bored of it cuz its like the first cool thing I found here so Im just goin away to try n find more stuff thats fun
<uncertainBypasser> Not a bad goal. I always felt bad when you told me when playing civ about your crappy days at school and stuff. :/
<uncertainBypasser> Meanwhile I was just at home doing normal things.
<bucolicBunyan> I hear bout all the stuff u n Orea n Ember n stuff are up to though n I kinda feel like Im just bein really fuckin selfish
<bucolicBunyan> Adrian always tells me that
<uncertainBypasser> How is wanting me to come hang out and spend time at whatever suprise place you found selfish? :P
<uncertainBypasser> Or spending time with the circus guys?
<uncertainBypasser> I mean, I'm going to abandon a lot of bears here trying to get myself out :/
<bucolicBunyan> I always tell him to just fuck off but sometimes I kinda think hes right..... I mean I p much just said fuck all u guys Im just gonna go have fun who cares what everyone else is doin
<bucolicBunyan> But havin fun is so much fun!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Other than you and orea I have no idea what anyone is doing. :/
<bucolicBunyan> Idk Im just gonna keep doing what Im doin till it bites me in the ass like sucky things do
<bucolicBunyan> Its p much how I know what Im doin is sucky
<uncertainBypasser> I guess that works?
* bucolicBunyan shrugs
* uncertainBypasser fails to see the shrug.
<uncertainBypasser> Well, I should probably run now. I think they are in a different part of the city. Hopefully.
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah u should probs do that.....
<bucolicBunyan> Stay safe I guess
<uncertainBypasser> Ill send you a message when I go through that portal :)
<uncertainBypasser> Thanks.
<bucolicBunyan> K
<bucolicBunyan> Ttyl
<uncertainBypasser> ttyl
* bucolicBunyan chopped down the connection to uncertainBypasser
* uncertainBypasser shuts down his laptop and stows it away