Celestia Stuff

Fucking Sun Horse and her Sun Horse Movies
Posted 9/8/13 (13404489)
I wrote this at the request of this anon >>13399936


>You are anon.
>Celestia is right next to you.
>Its raining outside so you’re watching a movie back at your house.
>Its sunshine.
>Celestia has completely lost it and is now bawling into your shoulder.
“Its just a movie!”
>”Bu- But its just so sad! The sun is dying, and these poor people are sacrificing themselves!”
“This is a fictional story! None of this has ever happened!”
>”I know, its just... I miss the sun!”
>She grabs you with her hooves, pulling you closer.
>And in doing so, knocks the bowl of popcorn on your lap over.
>You want to clean it up, but right now theres a 6’ horse crying into you.
>its almost over. The cube is descending into the sun now.
>you wonder how the hell theres gravity if the cube is spinning in every direction.
>Celestia averts her gaze from your shoulder for just a moment, as Capa sets off the bomb.
>A bunch of shit happens onscreen.
>You would be interested, but sunbutt here has kept you distracted from most of the movie.
>You finally get to the epilogue, and then credits, but by this point she has managed to somehow get her entire body on you.
>You with the movie finally over, you decide to get up, clean up the popcorn and go to the bathroom.
>You would at least, if it wasn’t for that faint sound of snoring coming from her face.
>You try to wiggle your way out from underneath her.
>Just as you do, however, she moves in her sleep and falls face first into the pile of popcorn on the floor.
>You take this glorious opportunity to get the hell out of there before she wakes up again.
>You’re still covered in her slobber, and you want to take a shower, but you're worried it will wake her up.
>Good thing its raining outside.
>Fucking sun horse.

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Celestia Likes Dem Doughnuts
Posted 9/9/13 (13447395)

Context:
Anon introduces Celestia to Krispy Kream


>You are anon
>You’re having a picnic with the princess.
>She seems to be enjoying the grilled cheese sandwiches you brought.
>You tried to get it as diet neutral as possible.
>”that was wonderful, Anonymous, but I can't help but think we’re missing something..”
“My thought exactly, princess.”
>you remove a small cloth at the bottom of the basket, revealing a box of krispy kreme doughnuts beneath.
>”Those look.... incredible....”
>You watch her eat a doughnut, and watch as pupils expand.
>”W-What are these delightful things?!”
“Krispy Kreme donuts, Princess.”
>She finishes the box in less than two minutes.
>”It’s a shame we’re out of food, oh well. Same time next week?”
“It would be my honor, princess.”
>She gives you a warm smile, before you two part ways.

...

>Later that night...


>You’re still anonymous.
>You’re watching the evening news.
>You’re watching a live feed of what appears to be an armed robbery at your local Krispy Kreme.
>You hear a loud bang, and see a bright flash on TV.
>Instantly Celestia materializes in front of you.
>She’s got two bags full of donuts.
>She looks terrible, her eyes are bloodshot, her hind leg won't stop twitching, and her hair is completely deflated.
“Wha- Celestia! What are you doing here! Why do you have bags of donuts?!”
>”I had no choice anon! I had to get away from the heat! I’ll be stayin here from now on!
“Wa- No! How long are...”
>By the time you are finished talking, she can devoured the contents of both bags.
>she’s lying on the floor, drooling and twitching uncontrollably.
>Her eyes focus on your form, and instantly she gets back up and pins you against the wall.
>”ANON! I NEED MY FIX MANN..... YA GOTTA HOOK ME UP!”
>you’re not even able to get a word out before she starts talking again.
“WHATS THAT?? I DON’T GOT NO MONEY. HERE, I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK, OKAY?”
>She moves her head down towards your crotch and starts to fumble with your zipper.
>you start to hear sirens outside.
>”THIS IS THE POLICE, WE HAVE THE AREA SURROUNDED. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP”
>Celestia looks at you with a look of desperation.
>”SHIT ANON, YA GOTTA HIDE ME! PLEASE! I WON’T LAST IN PRISON!
>”THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP”
>’YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!” she screams while blind firing out the windows.
>You tackle to the ground before she can actually hit someone.
>Her tired bloodshot eyes are the last thing you see before they break the windows and flood the house with smoke bombs.

...

>Its been 2 months since the picnic
>Luna nearly killed you for ‘enabling her addiction’.
>Since then you’ve been in prison.
>You get your things back, and wait outside for a car to come pick you up.
>a limousine pulls up.
>You get inside, and close your eyes, happy to get a moment of peace.
[spoiler]>”Hello, anonymous.”[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>you slowly turn you head towards the source.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>Celestia looks at you with playful eyes.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>She has a box of Krispy Kreme donuts in her hooves.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>You immediately turn back to the door.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>It locks shut.[/spoiler]