Your name is LOMP ALIMATH. You currently still live WITH YOUR PARENTS despite being 21 YEARS OLD and BEING EMPLOYED in some unnamed place in AMERICA.
You have an interest in GAMES, specifically FORTNITE. You also love to SHITPOST ON THE INTERNET with your GAMING CHUMS.
Your BALLS are considered to be of BELOW AVERAGE SIZE by most, and you hide this insecurity by insulting others over the SIZE OF THEIR SCROTIES.
When given the opportunity, you will always DAB or DEFAULT DANCE.
You are a BUDDING STREAMER, who has streamed games such as GARFIELD KART with your GAMING CHUMS. You REFUSE to stream BAD RATS, as one of your GAMING CHUMS refuses to stop pestering you about it. You currently have FIFTY followers on TWITCH, but are unsure of how many are infact HUBOTS.
You are currently searching for something to drink to quench your THIRST while your gaming friends wait for you to get back so they can continue playing MINECRAFT with you.
Sadly, the drink your seeking can't quench your INSATIABLE THIRST FOR FEET.
You are also STARVING, and need something to fill the VOID in your STOMACH, be it FOOD or a fellow VORE ENTHUSIEST.
After playing MINECRAFT with your GAMING CHUMS, you are all going to play the NEWEST ENTRY in the SIMS FRANCHISE, with this entry boasting about how it can affect REAL LIFE with NO CONCERN FOR MONEY, as if you were the PRINCE of your own small KINGDOM.

So, what will you do?

> LOMP: Question what the fuck a Hubot is.

There's nothing to question. You know EXACTLY what a Hubot is. And you see no need to explain this to yourself, no matter how entertaining it may be.

> LOMP: Retrieve arms from the shelving.

You retrieve you PISTOL from the shelving, you never have any ammunition on hand so you normally just PISTOL WHIP with it, sadly you don't think there's a way to PISTOL NAE-NAE.

> LOMP: Look at your room.

You look at your room, at the front is your desk with your computer on it.
You use a RAZOR MOUSE and what is LIKELY A RAZOR KEYBOARD. Your HEADPHONES are also likely RAZOR BRANDED.
The other things on your desk include: Empty cans of MANZANIA SOL, a CONSTANTLY TORTURED RUBBER LIZARD, and a PIECE OF PAPER where a RUBBER DUCKY used to be, until you tossed it AT YOUR SHELVING.
To your side is an ELECTRIC PIANO, which you PLAY HAUNTING REFRAINS on when the mood strikes you. On the opposing side of the piano is a set of ELECTRIC DRUMS which you DON'T REALLY DO MUCH WITH.
Roughly infront of the ELECTRIC DRUMS is a blue, plastic STOOL.

> LOMP: Examine Walls

A myriad of posters lines all your walls, and these posters include:
* A Super Ghostbusters poster, signed by Joel himself
* Multiple inspirational posters themed around bees
* A poster scribbled out in such a way that it reads "Ass only" over the original "Assistants Only"
* A collage of dabbing clipart you found on Google

> LOMP: Examine shelving

Laying on your shelving is a bunch of miscillanious junk that nobody really cares about.
The RUBBER DUCKY is still lying on the bottom shelf thoug-

It looks like your getting a DIRECT MESSAGE from one of your GAMING CHUMS, hopefully it isn't LB.

> LOMP: Look at the DIRECT MESSAGE

You look at the DIRECT MESSAGE, and your fears are confirmed, it IS LB, and to your surprise he isn't pestering you about BAD RATS.
Instead he's spamming you with "Obama" but written upside down.
You don't even bother with responding, you've got more important matters on your hands.

You've always wondered what Obama's last name is., although you'll probably never know.

> LOMP: Leave your room and head downstairs.

You leave your room and head downstairs, luckily nobody is home right now, so you have free reign to do whatever you want around the house.
You could even walk around naked. Right now. That's how free you are. So free infact that you could even take your clothes off RIGHT NOW where NOBODY CAN SEE YOU.
The amount of FREEDOM you're experiencing is the TRUE AMERICAN SPIRIT.

GOD BLESS THE US OF A!

> LOMP: Stop being a patriot and look around

To your LEFT is the KITCHEN, which is surprisingly clean. For once your siblings decided to actually clean the thing after using it.
To your RIGHT is the LIVING ROOM, in which people ironically do not LIVE in but instead merely fool around in until they need to do something.
Directly infront of you is the DOOR to the OUTSIDE. You can't remember the last time you went outside.

> LOMP: Go into the kitchen and look around

You head into the KITCHEN, and it's reletively clean.
The only things that are out of place are:
* A can of APPLE SODA
* Some UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI
* Your LAPTOP
* A pan that is only HALF-FILLED with WATER

Lots of other stuff is lying around, but it's all roughly where it should be.

> LOMP: Film an epic video

You're suddenly struck with the urge to make a shitty a meme video involving whatever's lying around still.

You grab the UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI.

> LOMP: Whip to that

You hit an EPIC PISTOL WHIP on the UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI, causing it to shatter everywhere.
This is going to be painful to clean up later.

Next, you pick up a CAN OF APPLE SODA.

> LOMP: Dab to that

You hit an EPIC DAB on the APPLE SODA.
It goes flying.
Luckily it didn't explode everywhere.

> LOMP: Improvise some shilling for your YouVideo channel

You stare directly into the CAMERA and place your LAPTOP next to your head, and then proceed to instruct your viewers to "Subscribe for that!" before letting out a sniker and turning it off.
The resulting video is so inbelievably awful that it loops around to being absolutely amazing.

You never fail to disappoint yourself.

> LOMP: Check your unspecified chat application

You check your UNSPECIFIED CHAT APPLICATION to see what everybody is up to.
The first thing you see is a picture of the world's most popular children's gaming icon, RED PLUMBER, wearing a MAGA HAT.
That's enough of that for today.

> LOMP: Admire your background

You take some time to admire the work of art that is your current background.
It used to be some high quality AMAZING COMBAT DREAM VII fanart, but you recently replaced that with a horribly jpeg'd picture of Obama that was initially intended for a friend.
It's a pretty high quality picture if you do say so yourself.

> LOMP: Get on with it already