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Anna & m!Kana parent/child

Aug 14th, 2017
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  1. C-support
  2. Anna: [smile] Kana! How’s my favourite boy in the world doing today?
  3. Kana: [smile] Morning, Mama! I’m just working on a project?
  4. Anna: What kind of project?
  5. Kana: Well~, see these pretty rocks I found? There’s lots and lots of them at the bottom of a stream nearby.
  6. Kana: [smile, closed eyes] I’ve been boring holes in them, and I’m gonna sell them as jewelry!
  7. Anna: [smile] That’s my little entrepreneur!
  8. Anna: What kinda prices are you thinking?
  9. Kana: I hadn’t thought of that yet…
  10. Anna: Kana, Kana, Kana! The very first thing you do when you start out on a venture is price your work!
  11. Anna: Now, how long have you been working on this?
  12. Kana: Um… I guess it took me a couple hours to gather up all the stones, and I’ve been doing this since lunch, so…
  13. Kana: [smile, closed eyes] Maybe a slice of cake each!
  14. Anna: Absolutely not!
  15. Kana: [sad] Aww, but- I’ll eat it after dinner, promise!
  16. Anna: No, no, it’s nothing like that! Eat your cake whenever!
  17. Anna: [frown] You’re underpricing yourself!
  18. Anna: You’re putting in a lot of work for these. You have to price them properly, and that means for actual money!
  19. Kana: But I like cake…
  20. Anna: What’s your favourite kind?
  21. Kana: [surprised] That’s a deep question.
  22. Kana: [smile] Um, chocolate!
  23. Anna: Aaand what’s your least favourite kind?
  24. Kana: [frown] Coffee cake. Gross!
  25. Anna: Well, how would you feel if you sold your last piece of jewelry for a coffee cake, and then someone came along with a nice slice of chocolate cake?
  26. Kana: [upset] That’d be awful!
  27. Anna: Exactly! But if you exchanged it for gold, you could go and choose between coffee and chocolate cake!
  28. Kana: [smile] Right. Right! Okay!
  29. Kana: Thanks, Mama! You’ve helped a whole bunch!
  30. Anna: No problem, kiddo! You just let me know when you’re ready for your next economics lesson.
  31.  
  32. B-support
  33. Anna: Hey there, Kana! How’s the jewellery stall coming?
  34. Kana: [smile, closed eyes] It’s going great! Look, look, I already sold almost all of them!
  35. Anna: [surprised] Wow, really? But you’ve only been at it a couple of hours!
  36. Kana: I know! Some nice lady came and bought up almost all my stock!
  37. Kana: She must have lots and lots of friends to give them to.
  38. Anna: [neutral] How much are you selling them for?
  39. Kana: [smile, closed eyes] One gold each! Nice and simple!
  40. Anna: [surprised] Only one gold? That’s pretty cheap…
  41. Kana: Every six I sell is enough for a whole cake!
  42. Anna: [sweat] Wow, that’s gonna be a lot of cake. Make sure you ask me or Mama before you eat any, okay?
  43. Kana: Of course! But, um… could you go buy one for me? Pretty please? Here’s the money!
  44. Anna: Sure thing. Coffee flavoured, right?
  45. Kana: [frown] Yuck! Noooo!
  46. Anna: [smile, closed eyes] Heehee!
  47. [Kana leaves]
  48. Anna: (He’s really growing up, putting together a project like this all by himself.)
  49. Anna: (He’s underpricing himself, though…)
  50. Anna: [frown] Huh?
  51. Villager girl: Necklaces! Get your traveler’s necklaces here!
  52. Villager: Hi there, ma’am! Would you like to buy a traveller’s necklace? Guaranteed to keep you safe from misfortune on the road!
  53. Anna: [frown] …How much?
  54. Villager: It’s a steal! Only 50 gold apiece!
  55. Anna: [frown] Fifty- are you kidding?!
  56. Anna: [smile, closed eyes] Honestly, what an amateur!
  57. Villager: Huh?
  58. Anna: Let me guess, you bought these all up from some cute kid, right? Now you’re selling ‘em for a massive markup?
  59. Villager: [frown] Er-
  60. Anna: I mean, I admire the entrepreneurial spirit and all, but there’s two problems with your plan.
  61. Anna: First of all, your branding is all over the place! ‘Misfortune on the road’ makes it sound like you’re threatening me.
  62. Villager: O…kay-
  63. Anna: And second of all, that’s my son you bought them from wholesale. So, I propose a deal. I’ll buy them back off you at the price you paid him.
  64. Villager: [frown] Um, no thanks. These dumb rocks have been selling like hotcakes.
  65. Anna: [frown] Really? You sure?
  66. Villager: [smirk] Absolutely.
  67. Anna: [smile] Okay. The Anna Consortium will be in touch.
  68. [Anna leaves]
  69. Villager: What a weirdo.
  70. Villager: [worried] Wait, did she say ‘Anna’?
  71.  
  72. A-support
  73. Anna: -so that’s why you’ve gotta sell them for at least 30 gold apiece!
  74. Anna: Remember, they’re not just paying for the necklace – they’re paying for the time you put into it!
  75. Kana: [surprised] I guess so. But what would I even do with all that money?
  76. Anna: [smile, closed eyes] Oh, I can teach you a LOT about shopping.
  77. Villager: [upset] Hey! Little boy!
  78. Kana: [surprised] Huh?
  79. Villager: Here, take your necklaces back! Please! Just call them off!
  80. Kana: [confused] …What?
  81. Anna: [smile] I’ll handle this. Ahem.
  82. Anna: I take it the Consortium has been in touch?
  83. Villager: Yes! I quit! I’ll never work in this town again!
  84. Anna: [smile, closed eyes] Or any other town in a fifty-mile radius.
  85. Villager: Okay, okay! Just please, lift the embargoes!
  86. Anna: [smile] Of course.
  87. Kana: [frown] Hey, wait – you bought my necklaces, right? Why are you giving them back?
  88. Anna: [frown] Well, she tried to do what we call a mark-up.
  89. Anna: She bought your necklaces and then tried to resell them at a higher rate.
  90. Anna: [frown] (It’s good business sense, but honestly, you don’t do it two streets away from the manufacturer!)
  91. Anna: [smile, closed eyes] But she’s learnt her lesson now. Right?
  92. Villager: Yes! Absolutely!
  93. Kana: [sad] But- I don’t care about money. I just wanted enough to buy cakes for everyone.
  94. Kana: Miss, you should have these back.
  95. Villager: [surprised] Huh?
  96. Anna: [surprised] Kana-
  97. Kana: [smile] You’re doing something important with the money, right?
  98. Villager: W-well, yeah, I mean, food doesn’t come cheap, and my mother’s job doesn’t make ends meet for our family…
  99. Anna: [frown] (Great, a sob story.)
  100. Kana: [smile] Please, take these back. I’m glad you like them enough to wanna sell them!
  101. Villager: [surprised] You’re sure you don’t mind, kid?
  102. Kana: [smile] Totally sure! And Mama’s gonna call her family off, right, Mama?
  103. Anna: [pout, sweat] …Right. Though if I catch even a whiff of dishonesty-
  104. Kana: [smile, closed eyes] Thank you, Mama.
  105. Villager: I… guess I’ll take these back to my stall, then?
  106. Kana: Can I come with you? I wanna see what a proper stallholder does!
  107. Villager: [sweat] Sure, as long as it’s okay with your mother.
  108. Anna: [smile, closed eyes] Oh, I’ll be checking in on you, don’t worry!
  109. Kana: [smile] Yay! See you later, Mama!
  110. Kana: Oh, I’m Kana, by the way! You already met my Mama Anna, and my other Mama Avatar is back at our camp…
  111. [Kana and Villager disappear]
  112. Anna: [smile] ..That kid’s gonna turn me soft yet.
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