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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. Emergency has connected.
  3. Agi has connected.
  4.  
  5. Vili:
  6. Vili uses 1 AP for trained mons!
  7. MarthTrinity has connected.
  8. Agi:
  9. we're gonna rev up MT's Harley tonight
  10.  
  11. Gerald:
  12. Oh god I have a million injuries
  13.  
  14. Deidra:
  15. You should probably stop that.
  16.  
  17. Mightyena:
  18. You're already dead, Agi.
  19.  
  20. Gerald:
  21. >MIGHTYENA
  22.  
  23. Gerald:
  24. you powergaming slut.
  25. MeisterWarlock has connected.
  26.  
  27. Mightyena:
  28. this...was here last session
  29.  
  30. Gerald:
  31. oh like I remember that
  32.  
  33. Deidra:
  34. My Misdreavus apparently got deleted without me being able to save it
  35.  
  36. Vili:
  37. Guh, I'll just stat my shit proper after this encounter
  38.  
  39. Vili:
  40. BST bonus woo
  41.  
  42. Gerald:
  43. ayy
  44.  
  45. Gerald:
  46. Isn't it just +1 to all?
  47.  
  48. Vili:
  49. Yeah
  50.  
  51. Mightyena:
  52. huh
  53.  
  54. Vili:
  55. Does that neutralize Underdog?
  56.  
  57. Mightyena:
  58. Oh, Ace Trainer
  59.  
  60. Gerald:
  61. Underdog is based on base stats, I believe
  62.  
  63. Gerald:
  64. like, SPECIES base stats
  65.  
  66. Mightyena:
  67. no, Underdog works solely off the species' very absolute only ever base stats
  68.  
  69. Vili:
  70. Alright just wanted to make sure
  71.  
  72. Mightyena:
  73. You can do whatever the fuck you want with Vitamins, Pokepsychologist, etc, won't change it
  74.  
  75. Vili:
  76. Also, a call might be in order since combating
  77.  
  78. Gerald:
  79. ehh we can RP to the combat then call
  80.  
  81. Gerald:
  82. usually works best
  83.  
  84. Vili:
  85. okiedokie
  86. MeisterWarlock:
  87. so does underdog just work on crap like raticate
  88. MeisterWarlock:
  89. making them objectively better than crap like pinsir
  90.  
  91. Misdreavus:
  92. hi. i am here.
  93.  
  94. Gerald:
  95. If Raticate has a BST of 45 or less, then yeah, it qualifies
  96.  
  97. Gerald:
  98. idk Pinsir's BST
  99.  
  100. Misdreavus:
  101. It -eventually- makes their effective BST 51
  102. MeisterWarlock:
  103. I must check raticate's BST
  104.  
  105. Misdreavus:
  106. However, it costs three TP
  107.  
  108. Misdreavus:
  109. Which is a lot of TP
  110. MeisterWarlock:
  111. to judge the cancer of it as is
  112.  
  113. Deidra:
  114. Need ownership plox
  115. MeisterWarlock:
  116. Yeah, Raticate is 42
  117.  
  118. Gerald:
  119. grabbin' grapes, grabbin' a water bottle, heading upstairs
  120. MeisterWarlock:
  121. gg
  122. MeisterWarlock:
  123. Fodder > you
  124.  
  125. Gerald:
  126. So's my Chatot.
  127.  
  128. Misdreavus:
  129. The actual INITIAL Underdog edge, which costs 1 TP, would make that 48
  130.  
  131. Gerald:
  132. That's why I'm using one (waiting)
  133.  
  134. Vili:
  135. Goddamit
  136.  
  137. Vili:
  138. Clare is only level 17
  139.  
  140. Misdreavus:
  141. though one of the points goes into Special Attack which is completely useless
  142.  
  143. Vili:
  144. Seems like I'm using my too foresteers today
  145.  
  146. Misdreavus:
  147. The second one, which costs 2 TP, would give a whole +3 effective points
  148.  
  149. Misdreavus:
  150. which is in no way worth it
  151.  
  152. Misdreavus:
  153. So Raticate is still worse than Pinsir overall
  154.  
  155. Misdreavus:
  156. Actually even if it TOOK the extra +3, it'd still have a lower BST.
  157.  
  158. Misdreavus:
  159. pinsir 8gud
  160.  
  161. Misdreavus:
  162. Anyway time to flood the Init.
  163.  
  164. Misdreavus:
  165. Also MT work out an Inheritance list for this thing
  166.  
  167. Gerald:
  168. where were we anyhow, we'd just walked in with no one commenting on us?
  169.  
  170. Misdreavus:
  171. Egg or TM moves, you get 8 total, you gain one every 10 levels
  172.  
  173. Misdreavus:
  174. http://pastebin.com/NABJbLYa
  175.  
  176. Misdreavus:
  177. line 1077 for the mentally challenged
  178. Misdreavus:
  179. Is where the intro starts
  180. Cheater. You have been reported.
  181. Misdreavus:
  182. Pokémon from Level 20 to 29 may only learn Moves with up to a Scene Frequency and max Damage Base of 9.
  183. Misdreavus:
  184. that's a thing for the record
  185. Misdreavus:
  186. TM/Tutor/Inheritance moves obv
  187. Clare: (( mine were still okay right? ))
  188. Clare: (( I'll go and redo mine at a later time if it's invalidated ))
  189. Misdreavus:
  190. Ominous Wind, Nasty Plot, Memento, Will-o-Wisp, Shadow Ball, Thunderbolt, Psychic, Thunder Wave
  191. Misdreavus:
  192. is a sample Misdreavus Inheritance list
  193.  
  194. Gerald:
  195. "Ah, Leopold appears to be getting excited - the end of the trail must be near!"
  196. Misdreavus:
  197. even if you already killed it and will never use it
  198. MeisterWarlock: (( vili already teleported behind the thieves or something ))
  199. Thrice:
  200. yes Memento isn't a terrible move anymore
  201.  
  202. Deidra:
  203. "Jeez, this looks pretty damn ancient. Just how backwaters does this place get?"
  204. Clare: (( I was supposedly closer to the voices and trying to be sneaky ))
  205. Thrice:
  206. It's a free action on-faint "you lose 2 CSs in fucking everything"
  207. Thrice:
  208. you...
  209.  
  210. Gerald:
  211. "I'm not sure! Krii certainly seemed like a town that would cling to its history, though. I can't say I'm too surprised to see structures like these!"
  212. Thrice:
  213. did none of you read the link
  214. Gerald: (( which link, the log? ))
  215. Thrice:
  216. yes
  217. Gerald: (( they vaguely noticed us, was all I got ))
  218. Thrice:
  219. I even gave you a line number to go to
  220. MeisterWarlock: (( we could hear the thugs who stole the scooter talking, loudly ))
  221. MeisterWarlock: (( they can blatantly hear us ))
  222. Gerald: (( we pretty much didn't RP the very end, sue me for transitioning (D) ))
  223. Thrice: (( YOU TRANSITIONED BACKWARD, TIME IS UNRAVELING ))
  224. Thrice: (( CELEBI APPEARS FOR A TPK ))
  225. Gerald: (( IT'S CALLED A RECAP ))
  226.  
  227. Vili:
  228. "Well, it's a decent place for hiding I suppose." Vili catiously looks around with Clare summoned from her ball.
  229.  
  230. Eustace:
  231. "He seems to have lead us right to them. Those people must be the thieves. Talking about how easy it was to get your scooter or whatever probably."
  232.  
  233. Eustace:
  234. "I'm not sure how well we could, but we may want to try to ambush them."
  235.  
  236. Norm:
  237. You hear one of the loud voices barking orders, "What are you doing still here?! Split up, you idiot! Didn't you see the others leaving?! We have to surround them!"
  238.  
  239. Deidra:
  240. "Sounds fine by me...but...yeah, looks like they've got a better vantage point." she pouts.
  241.  
  242. Jasper:
  243. "Ehwhuh?! Whoa...where'd they go..."
  244. Gerald: (( okay sorry had to talk to my brother for the first time in months ))
  245.  
  246. Vili:
  247. "I have a bad feeling about this," Vili tries to figure out what the situation is and goes to find a hiding spot by the left ruiny area.
  248. Jasper: (( Agi: DO U EVEN WAVEDASH ))
  249.  
  250. Eustace:
  251. "....Oh. Oh. Oooooooooooh." He thinks aloud before forming a more coherent thought. "They've already noticed we're here."
  252. Gerald: (( from hat direction do we hear the voices ))
  253. Gerald: (( w ))
  254.  
  255. Eustace:
  256. "And I think I heard at least four voices."
  257. Jasper: (( Agi: FUCKIN SCRUB I'M GLAD MOM FROZE YOUR CAT TO DEATH I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN WOMBO COMBO ))
  258. Gerald: (( a wombo combo is a team effort (D) ))
  259.  
  260. Gerald:
  261. 12 Percep if you need it
  262. Vili: (( Am I safe to move... here? ))
  263. Jasper: (( Combat hasn't started yet ))
  264. Jasper: (( no moving at all ))
  265. Vili: (( joekay ))
  266. Jasper: (( Also you couldn't move that far anyway (waiting) ))
  267. Gerald: (( oh what but THEY'RE allowed to move? (D) ))
  268. Jasper: (( surprise round. ))
  269. Jasper: (( Those two voices are coming from the northwest ))
  270. Gerald: (( WE HEAR THEM AND EXPECTED THEIR PRESENCE. WE ARE NOT SURPRISED. ))
  271. MeisterWarlock: (( we searched them out ))
  272. MeisterWarlock: (( that is kind of a thing to be surprised ))
  273. MeisterWarlock: (( yes ))
  274. Jasper: (( But yeah, the gist of it is that they heard your voices and scattered. I guess you can move some if you want ))
  275. Jasper: (( Well, most of them scattered. About 46 of them did. Not all though. ))
  276.  
  277. Gerald:
  278. "Ah - blast it! We need to get moving if we're going to undo ANY of their thievery!"
  279. MeisterWarlock:
  280. I think you revealed those four Pokemon because of my thought detection?
  281. MeisterWarlock:
  282. Is that right?
  283.  
  284. Jasper:
  285. Well they're actually within sight
  286.  
  287. Jasper:
  288. Thought Detection, you can sense that there are even more things around
  289.  
  290. Eustace:
  291. "These Pokemon probably belong to them. . .The variety is too large for them to just be wilds. We should attack while we can."
  292.  
  293. Eustace:
  294. "Before we get mobbed."
  295.  
  296. Deidra:
  297. "Probably a smart idea, yeah."
  298.  
  299. Gerald:
  300. okay I think everyone's said IC "we should do a thing" now, combat start?
  301. Eustace: (( init went up ))
  302. Eustace: (( we are waiting for the primeape and two things we can't see to attack ))
  303. Eustace: (( the primeape apparently needs to be statted ))
  304.  
  305. Jasper:
  306. NOW PLAYING Makai Kingdom Arrange Album - I Am A Boss! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBYqqC-Nsj0
  307.  
  308. Golbat:
  309. A giant, completely unidentifiable flying mouth flies out from behind a wall!
  310.  
  311. Golbat:
  312. And does the most evil thing imaginable
  313.  
  314. Golbat:
  315. confuse ray
  316. Leopold has received initiative.
  317.  
  318. Leopold:
  319. 14 bite
  320.  
  321. Leopold:
  322. 2d8+10 | 32
  323.  
  324. Baltoy:
  325. Baltoy took 30 damage. It's somewhat effective!
  326.  
  327. Mightyena:
  328. 4
  329.  
  330. Mightyena:
  331. Roar.
  332. Chives has received initiative.
  333.  
  334. Mightyena:
  335. You hear chanting off in the distance, but it's Chaves' turn
  336.  
  337. Chives:
  338. 8 Magical Leef @Baltoy
  339.  
  340. Chives:
  341. 2d8+10 | 38
  342.  
  343. Baltoy:
  344. that hits
  345.  
  346. Baltoy:
  347. Baltoy took 34 damage. It's somewhat effective!
  348.  
  349. Baltoy:
  350. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  351.  
  352. Baltoy:
  353. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  354.  
  355. Baltoy:
  356. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  357. Clare has received initiative.
  358.  
  359. Clare:
  360. 0 Sleep Powder ape
  361.  
  362. Clare:
  363. jk
  364.  
  365. Unown:
  366. you have disturbed my slumber
  367.  
  368. Unown:
  369. A glyph peels itself off the wall and levitates slowly toward Clare before releasing a BURST
  370.  
  371. Unown:
  372. why is Hidden Power a burst
  373.  
  374. Unown:
  375. 8
  376.  
  377. Unown:
  378. 2d6+8 | 27
  379.  
  380. Clare:
  381. Clare took 15 damage.
  382. 22 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 12 | 0
  383. Gerald has received initiative.
  384. Gerald has received initiative.
  385.  
  386. Gerald:
  387. PokeManiac: ( 15 ) @Primeape
  388. Deidra has received initiative.
  389. Deidra has received initiative.
  390.  
  391. Primeape:
  392. Level 21, Fighting Type, +Attack -SA Nature, Vital Spirit and Enduring Rage
  393.  
  394. Primeape:
  395. oh wait not Enduring Rage
  396.  
  397. Primeape:
  398. Defiant.
  399.  
  400. Deidra:
  401. *song of might, yay*
  402.  
  403. Deidra:
  404. Deidra steps forward and swings the previously unmentioned guitar on her back around her, "Alright! Let's get this fight rolling!" She jams out a song of MIGHT, increasing everyone's damage rolls.
  405.  
  406. Gerald:
  407. "Vili - don't bother trying to put that Primeape to sleep! Its vital spirit will keep it up no matter what you try!"
  408.  
  409. Elgyem:
  410. 5
  411.  
  412. Elgyem:
  413. Heal Block @ Chaves.
  414.  
  415. Vili:
  416. "Oh huh? No naps... that's pretty annoying. Fighting the darn thing is hard enough..."
  417.  
  418. Gerald:
  419. you SUNUVABITCH
  420. Vili has received initiative.
  421. Acid Rock has received initiative.
  422.  
  423. Vili:
  424. orders
  425.  
  426. Acid Rock:
  427. Acid Rock uses Acid Spray! Bleugh! 3
  428.  
  429. Acid Rock:
  430. Acid Spray @LJN Rainbow Poison | Special 1d8+6 | 33
  431. Bellsprout heaves up disgusting purple acid!
  432.  
  433. Elgyem:
  434. Elgyem took 18 damage.
  435. 4 | 12 | 16 | 12 | 10 | 0
  436. Eustace has received initiative.
  437.  
  438. Eustace:
  439. 2 1 ice cream 2 mac and cheese
  440.  
  441. Eustace:
  442. 10 psychic primeape
  443.  
  444. Eustace:
  445. 2d10+10 | 50
  446.  
  447. Primeape:
  448. Primeape took 58 damage. It's somewhat effective!
  449.  
  450. Primeape:
  451. The injury lowered the Defense stat!
  452.  
  453. Primeape:
  454. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  455.  
  456. Primeape:
  457. D
  458.  
  459. Primeape:
  460. E
  461.  
  462. Primeape:
  463. F
  464.  
  465. Primeape:
  466. I
  467.  
  468. Primeape:
  469. A
  470.  
  471. Primeape:
  472. N
  473.  
  474. Primeape:
  475. T
  476. 37 | 9 | 4 | 9 | 21 | 0
  477.  
  478. Primeape:
  479. The Primeape roars in evilosity!
  480.  
  481. Vili:
  482. ill die for your sins
  483. Acid Rock: (( It can lick anything or anyone close by for any leftover crumbs. ))
  484. 19 | 18 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 0
  485.  
  486. Primeape:
  487. Thrash
  488.  
  489. Primeape:
  490. All Adjacent Foes
  491.  
  492. Primeape:
  493. 18
  494.  
  495. Vili:
  496. me
  497. Vili: (( only glitch bener ))
  498.  
  499. Acid Rock:
  500. The GM should be VERY NICE!
  501.  
  502. Eustace:
  503. ally swap chives, may as well be gerald
  504.  
  505. Primeape:
  506. die for my sins
  507.  
  508. Vili:
  509. ally switching chives
  510.  
  511. Primeape:
  512. 3d12+10 | 97
  513.  
  514. Chives:
  515. I forbid it
  516.  
  517. Chives:
  518. OH GOD
  519.  
  520. Primeape:
  521. dat Defiant
  522.  
  523. Vili:
  524. i am getting you out you shit
  525.  
  526. Vili:
  527. i have my trusty band of friendship
  528. Clare: (( am I neutral ))
  529.  
  530. Chives:
  531. welp
  532.  
  533. Chives:
  534. poison point
  535.  
  536. Chives:
  537. s'all I've got
  538.  
  539. Chives:
  540. Chives took 92 damage.
  541.  
  542. Clare:
  543. Clare took 90 damage.
  544.  
  545. Chives:
  546. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  547.  
  548. Chives:
  549. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  550.  
  551. Chives:
  552. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  553.  
  554. Clare:
  555. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  556.  
  557. Clare:
  558. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  559.  
  560. Clare:
  561. The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
  562.  
  563. Primeape:
  564. Primeape lost 7 HP!
  565.  
  566. Gerald:
  567. "Grah! Not already!"
  568.  
  569. Deidra:
  570. "Whoa wait, what?! The old dude was about to get his face pounded in and now he's over there?!"
  571.  
  572. Vili:
  573. "Ahh...! Clare!" Vili looks toward the now crippled set of mons over by the death mowing machine.
  574.  
  575. Vili:
  576. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  577.  
  578. Clare:
  579. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  580.  
  581. Golbat:
  582. 15 A blast of horrific waves @ Eustace
  583.  
  584. Golbat:
  585. yay
  586.  
  587. Golbat:
  588. crit supersonic
  589. Leopold has received initiative.
  590.  
  591. Vili:
  592. Vili is healed and gains 7 hit points.
  593.  
  594. Mightyena:
  595. Attack of opportunity : |
  596.  
  597. Mightyena:
  598. 3
  599.  
  600. Mightyena:
  601. misses anyway
  602.  
  603. Leopold:
  604. 14 thunder fang
  605.  
  606. Leopold:
  607. 2d6+10 | 32
  608.  
  609. Golbat:
  610. Golbat took 33 damage. It's somewhat effective!
  611.  
  612. Mightyena:
  613. Okay so first off
  614.  
  615. Mightyena:
  616. Intimidate @ Gerald and Leo
  617.  
  618. Mightyena:
  619. Then Bite Gerald I guess
  620.  
  621. Mightyena:
  622. 18
  623.  
  624. Mightyena:
  625. well
  626.  
  627. Mightyena:
  628. aight
  629.  
  630. Gerald:
  631. Stop critting us please
  632.  
  633. Mightyena:
  634. This is for calling me useless
  635. Vili: (( can I ally switch you yet ))
  636.  
  637. Mightyena:
  638. The Mightyena tears into Gerald's neck!
  639.  
  640. Mightyena:
  641. 2d8+10 | 59
  642. Vili: (( Yeah I'm doing it again ))
  643. Vili: (( for canon ))
  644.  
  645. Vili:
  646. Vili taking another blow for Gerald again.
  647.  
  648. Vili:
  649. "Idiot."
  650.  
  651. Vili:
  652. Vili took 45 damage.
  653.  
  654. Deidra:
  655. "No seriously, what the fuck is going on here?! Am I tripping balls or what?!"
  656.  
  657. Vili:
  658. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  659.  
  660. Vili:
  661. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  662.  
  663. Gerald:
  664. "What - again?! What's going on?"
  665.  
  666. Mightyena:
  667. You won't escape next time
  668.  
  669. Gerald:
  670. "Vili, was that...?"
  671.  
  672. Vili:
  673. Her ally swtich looks more like a very quick elusive switch rather than a super teleport
  674. Chives has received initiative.
  675.  
  676. Vili:
  677. Also I'm flinched
  678.  
  679. Unown:
  680. The Unown fucking bails fuck this shit
  681.  
  682. Unown:
  683. I ain't dealin with this Primeape
  684.  
  685. Gerald:
  686. 13 Speed tie : |
  687.  
  688. Norm:
  689. 19
  690. 22 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 16 | 0
  691. Tokens dropped onto map 'Ancient Ruins' by player Agi (Player)
  692. Gerald has received initiative.
  693.  
  694. Vili:
  695. "Gerald just be more careful for my sake! goddamit"
  696. Vili: (( Dei is just gonna be Gerald is the worst abusive boss ever ))
  697.  
  698. Achiote:
  699. 10 Chatter @ Mightyena
  700. Gerald has received initiative.
  701.  
  702. Achiote:
  703. 2d10+10 | 48
  704.  
  705. Mightyena:
  706. Mightyena took 38 damage.
  707.  
  708. Mightyena:
  709. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  710.  
  711. Mightyena:
  712. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  713. Deidra has received initiative.
  714.  
  715. Deidra:
  716. Quite pissed at the Mightyena for taking a bite out of her bff, Deidra rushes in and lets out an ear-shattering (yet totally ally friendly!) scream through her headset, "BACK THE FUCK OFF OF HER!" 11
  717.  
  718. Deidra:
  719. HYPER VOICE @THAT STUPID FUCKING DOG Normal | Special 2d10+10 | 46
  720. FUCK YOOOOOU!
  721.  
  722. Mightyena:
  723. Mightyena took 36 damage.
  724.  
  725. Mightyena:
  726. The Mightyena goes deaf!
  727.  
  728. Elgyem:
  729. 8 A beam of psy! @ Bellsprout!
  730.  
  731. Elgyem:
  732. 2d10+10 | 40
  733.  
  734. Acid Rock:
  735. Acid Rock took 49 damage. It's somewhat effective!
  736.  
  737. Acid Rock:
  738. Belllllllllllllll
  739.  
  740. Acid Rock:
  741. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  742.  
  743. Acid Rock:
  744. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  745. Vili has received initiative.
  746. Acid Rock has received initiative.
  747.  
  748. Vili:
  749. Vili's eyes are closed from the flinchingness from the dumb dog, "A-ahh..."
  750.  
  751. Primeape:
  752. CAN HE DO IT
  753.  
  754. Deidra:
  755. "Hey AR! Take out that ape before it beats the fuck outta Gerry!" she shouts into her headset.
  756.  
  757. Primeape:
  758. remember your Accuracy detribment
  759.  
  760. Primeape:
  761. I'll kill you
  762.  
  763. Acid Rock:
  764. The Bellsprout nods, also wearing a tiny headset. It launches a cloudy ball of weather at the Primeape from a safe distance! 3
  765.  
  766. Eustace:
  767. prob control
  768.  
  769. Primeape:
  770. The Primeape dodges out of the wa--maybe?
  771.  
  772. Acid Rock:
  773. -1
  774.  
  775. Primeape:
  776. out of the waybe
  777.  
  778. Vili:
  779. round 2
  780.  
  781. Primeape:
  782. Yeah.
  783.  
  784. Primeape:
  785. It dodges.
  786.  
  787. Vili:
  788. prob controlo
  789.  
  790. Vili:
  791. o
  792.  
  793. Vili:
  794. yeah can't sry
  795.  
  796. Vili:
  797. am flinched
  798.  
  799. Deidra:
  800. "Really?! You missed?!"
  801.  
  802. Acid Rock:
  803. "Bellsprout!"
  804.  
  805. Robert:
  806. Robert runs forward, roots trailing behind him, and...throws a giant seed at Eustace? 17
  807.  
  808. Robert:
  809. 2d8+10 | 40
  810.  
  811. Leopold:
  812. 9 AOP
  813.  
  814. Leopold:
  815. 1d6+1 | 18
  816.  
  817. Robert:
  818. Robert took 12 damage.
  819.  
  820. Robert:
  821. Robert activates some ability.
  822.  
  823. Robert:
  824. Robert gained 7 HP!
  825. Eustace has received initiative.
  826.  
  827. Eustace:
  828. Eustace took 35 damage.
  829.  
  830. Robert:
  831. "...they're not here yet? You morons! One person can't flank!"
  832.  
  833. Jasper:
  834. hi
  835.  
  836. Jasper:
  837. Jasper bolts down the broken staircase, and throws a knife at Eustace! 2
  838.  
  839. Jasper:
  840. Feint Attack is good.
  841.  
  842. Jasper:
  843. Rogue? Also good/
  844.  
  845. Jasper:
  846. 2d6+8 | 29
  847.  
  848. Eustace:
  849. Eustace took 24 damage.
  850.  
  851. Eustace:
  852. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  853.  
  854. Bronzor:
  855. be silent, young one
  856.  
  857. Bronzor:
  858. 4 Hypnosis @ Chatot
  859.  
  860. Achiote:
  861. thank fucking god
  862.  
  863. Jasper:
  864. "Hehe! Sorry, Rob! Took me a minute to get the stairs!"
  865.  
  866. Chick:
  867. 20
  868.  
  869. Achiote:
  870. 13
  871.  
  872. Chick:
  873. You are slower than I am
  874.  
  875. Primeape:
  876. 16
  877.  
  878. Primeape:
  879. and me
  880.  
  881. Chick:
  882. "And so, it ends..." 17 @ Houndour
  883.  
  884. Gerald:
  885. "Well! Come on, then!" Gerald beats his pan toward the Primeape, hopefully attracting its attention.
  886.  
  887. Chick:
  888. 2d10+10 | 53
  889.  
  890. Chick:
  891. Neutral
  892.  
  893. Leopold:
  894. Leopold took 48 damage.
  895.  
  896. Leopold:
  897. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  898.  
  899. Chick:
  900. You lose a Tick of HP at the start of your next 3 turns
  901.  
  902. Chick:
  903. Oh wait haha
  904.  
  905. Chick:
  906. Multi-Tasking
  907.  
  908. Primeape:
  909. 19
  910.  
  911. Primeape:
  912. Cured
  913.  
  914. Primeape:
  915. 2 1 Chatot 2 kill Gerald
  916.  
  917. Primeape:
  918. 15 Karate Chop
  919.  
  920. Primeape:
  921. crit
  922.  
  923. Primeape:
  924. 2d6+10 | 69
  925.  
  926. Gerald:
  927. Gerald took 60 damage.
  928.  
  929. Primeape:
  930. The Primeape Karate Chops off Gerald's dignity!
  931.  
  932. Gerald:
  933. in which Thrice reveals that he hates us all
  934.  
  935. Primeape:
  936. Primeape lost 7 HP!
  937.  
  938. Primeape:
  939. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  940. Achiote has received initiative.
  941. Achiote has received initiative.
  942. Vili: (( at least you get turns ))
  943. Vili: (( verge of passing out in the middle again ))
  944.  
  945. Golbat:
  946. 11 Wing Attack @ Leo
  947.  
  948. Golbat:
  949. 2d8+10 | 34
  950.  
  951. Leopold:
  952. Leopold took 29 damage.
  953.  
  954. Deidra:
  955. "Aww cripes...this isn't going very well..." she grits her teeth as she watches Gerald get his dick chopped off. "On the bright side, the Primape's down! Silver lining, ya know?"
  956.  
  957. Norm:
  958. "Damn it, and it was the strongest thing here!"
  959. Leopold has received initiative.
  960. Achiote has received initiative.
  961. Achiote has received initiative.
  962.  
  963. Leopold:
  964. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  965.  
  966. Achiote:
  967. Mirror Move - Hyper Voice! 8 misses
  968.  
  969. Achiote:
  970. 3d12+10 | 50
  971.  
  972. Gerald:
  973. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  974.  
  975. Leopold:
  976. Leopold took 44 damage.
  977.  
  978. Gerald:
  979. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  980.  
  981. Gerald:
  982. The injury lowered the Defense stat!
  983.  
  984. Leopold:
  985. The injury lowered the Defense stat!
  986.  
  987. Leopold:
  988. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  989.  
  990. Jasper:
  991. You know what fuck it
  992.  
  993. Achiote:
  994. "BACK THE FUCK OFF DUDE"
  995.  
  996. Deidra:
  997. "The fu-...that's -awesome!" Deidra starts laughing hysterically, "The bird mimicked me!"
  998.  
  999. Jasper:
  1000. TOOOOUCHDOOOWN
  1001.  
  1002. Jasper:
  1003. Mettle 10 Prerequisites: Roughneck Scene x2 – Free Action Target: You take Massive Damage or Intercept a Damaging Attack. Effect: Resolve Damage as if the triggering attack was resisted one step. The triggering foe then loses 2 Combat Stages in the Attack Stat used by the triggering Attack.
  1004.  
  1005. Jasper:
  1006. "Get outta the way ya blind tree!"
  1007.  
  1008. Jasper:
  1009. Jasper took 20 damage. It's not very effective...
  1010.  
  1011. Golbat:
  1012. Golbat took 37 damage.
  1013.  
  1014. Vlad:
  1015. Vlad is healed and gains 0 hit points.
  1016.  
  1017. Golbat:
  1018. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1019.  
  1020. Golbat:
  1021. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  1022.  
  1023. Leopold:
  1024. Leopold is healed and gains 44 hit points.
  1025.  
  1026. Leopold:
  1027. The injury lowered the Defense stat!
  1028.  
  1029. Elgyem:
  1030. Elgyem took 38 damage.
  1031.  
  1032. Elgyem:
  1033. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  1034.  
  1035. Elgyem:
  1036. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1037.  
  1038. Leopold:
  1039. Leopold took 39 damage.
  1040.  
  1041. Leopold:
  1042. Leopold loses 5 hit points.
  1043.  
  1044. Leopold:
  1045. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  1046.  
  1047. Leopold:
  1048. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  1049.  
  1050. Norm:
  1051. I can't do much
  1052.  
  1053. Norm:
  1054. Norm gets bulkier
  1055. 25 | 14 | 5 | 5 | 16 | 0
  1056.  
  1057. Kirlia:
  1058. It just sorta moves around and eyes the competition
  1059. Gerald has received initiative.
  1060. Deidra has received initiative.
  1061.  
  1062. Golbat:
  1063. AoO (D)
  1064.  
  1065. Jasper:
  1066. Same (D)
  1067.  
  1068. Golbat:
  1069. well fine I still get it
  1070.  
  1071. Golbat:
  1072. 0
  1073.  
  1074. Jasper:
  1075. sucker Punch
  1076.  
  1077. Jasper:
  1078. -1
  1079.  
  1080. Deidra:
  1081. Deidra calmly walks up to the asshole squad and takes a deep breath, "Alrig-" She leans back slightly, dodging the Golbat's attack, "Alright. As I was say-" Once again, she dodges Jasper's swipe. "Rude as fuck." She strums on her guitar, "Anyway...! Everyone go the fuck to sleep, please." 8
  1082.  
  1083. Achiote:
  1084. You'll fit right in
  1085.  
  1086. Robert:
  1087. Robert plugs his ears with thorny leaves!
  1088.  
  1089. Chick:
  1090. Chick just doesn't do anything, but a transparent image of her flickers
  1091.  
  1092. Jasper:
  1093. jasper is fucked
  1094.  
  1095. Elgyem:
  1096. Synchronize Scene – Free Action Trigger: The user is Paralyzed, Frozen, Burned, Poisoned, or put to Sleep. Effect: The foe which caused the Status Condition is given the same Status they inflicted.
  1097.  
  1098. Elgyem:
  1099. Everyone is asleep
  1100.  
  1101. Elgyem:
  1102. even you
  1103.  
  1104. Deidra:
  1105. "Hey wait a second...why am I falling....asleep...?"
  1106. Vili has received initiative.
  1107.  
  1108. Vili:
  1109. wow amazing
  1110.  
  1111. Deidra:
  1112. Deidra slumps forward to her knees, propping herself up with her guitar.
  1113.  
  1114. Vili:
  1115. My turn is one line
  1116.  
  1117. Vili:
  1118. Vili walks up to Gerald and steals his revive and shoves it in his throat.
  1119.  
  1120. Vili:
  1121. turn over
  1122. Acid Rock has received initiative.
  1123. Vili: (( gonna go shower, Thrice take over for damages on me ))
  1124.  
  1125. Gerald:
  1126. Healed up! Recovered 37 HP.
  1127.  
  1128. Gerald:
  1129. Gerald loses 11 hit points.
  1130.  
  1131. Acid Rock:
  1132. Bellsprout waddles up and uses Razor Leaf on the Elgyem and Golbat! 17
  1133.  
  1134. Acid Rock:
  1135. Razor Leaf @Elygem & Golbat Grass | Physical 2d8+10 | 61 CRITICAL HIT!
  1136. EVERYONE GETTING LEAF'D IN THE DUST.
  1137.  
  1138. Golbat:
  1139. Golbat took 12 damage. It's very ineffective...
  1140.  
  1141. Elgyem:
  1142. Elgyem took 49 damage.
  1143.  
  1144. Elgyem:
  1145. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  1146.  
  1147. Elgyem:
  1148. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  1149.  
  1150. Golbat:
  1151. The injury lowered the Defense stat!
  1152.  
  1153. Gerald:
  1154. "Gah, this is ridiculous- oh... oh my, this... aha, hurts. If I may speak freely, Vili, I think this may've been too risky an endeavor... even if it is your friend."
  1155. Acid Rock has received initiative.
  1156. MeisterWarlock:
  1157. will have to fix my mic
  1158. MeisterWarlock:
  1159. so prepare for rape
  1160.  
  1161. Robert:
  1162. "You didn't think very clearly before attacking us, did you?"
  1163.  
  1164. Robert:
  1165. Robert gained 7 HP!
  1166.  
  1167. Gerald:
  1168. I don't even feel like responding to that
  1169. Eustace has received initiative.
  1170.  
  1171. Eustace:
  1172. 1
  1173.  
  1174. Eustace:
  1175. vili prob control
  1176.  
  1177. Robert:
  1178. I'll say she did
  1179.  
  1180. Eustace:
  1181. 6
  1182.  
  1183. Eustace:
  1184. 1d8+6 | 23
  1185.  
  1186. Eustace:
  1187. Eustace took 9 damage. It's not very effective...
  1188.  
  1189. Jasper:
  1190. 17
  1191.  
  1192. Jasper:
  1193. ....
  1194.  
  1195. Vlad:
  1196. 14 cnf
  1197.  
  1198. Vlad:
  1199. dig
  1200.  
  1201. Burter:
  1202. 19 Confusion @ Achiote
  1203.  
  1204. Burter:
  1205. ...
  1206.  
  1207. Gerald:
  1208. Could you fucking STOP
  1209.  
  1210. Gerald:
  1211. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4wptBuM6zs
  1212.  
  1213. Burter:
  1214. 2d6+10 | 48
  1215.  
  1216. Achiote:
  1217. food buff fuck you
  1218. MeisterWarlock:
  1219. achiote got dunked on bitch
  1220.  
  1221. Achiote:
  1222. Achiote took 43 damage.
  1223.  
  1224. Gerald:
  1225. Gerald uses 1 AP!
  1226.  
  1227. Chick:
  1228. 16 knife throw @ Achiote
  1229.  
  1230. Chick:
  1231. 2d6+8 | 34
  1232.  
  1233. Achiote:
  1234. Achiote took 27 damage.
  1235.  
  1236. Chick:
  1237. Multi-Tasking
  1238.  
  1239. Achiote:
  1240. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1241.  
  1242. Chick:
  1243. 13
  1244.  
  1245. Chick:
  1246. Assurance.
  1247.  
  1248. Chick:
  1249. 3d12+10 | 56
  1250.  
  1251. Achiote:
  1252. Achiote took 49 damage.
  1253.  
  1254. Achiote:
  1255. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1256.  
  1257. Achiote:
  1258. The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
  1259.  
  1260. Achiote:
  1261. The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
  1262. Achiote has received initiative.
  1263.  
  1264. Gerald:
  1265. merge come back
  1266.  
  1267. Gerald:
  1268. I miss you
  1269.  
  1270. Norm:
  1271. 8 "I feel bad hitting an old man in a wheelchair...but I suppose those two don't leave me much choice." He barrels into you, knocking your chair over!
  1272.  
  1273. Norm:
  1274. 2d8+10 | 39
  1275.  
  1276. Eustace:
  1277. Eustace took 34 damage.
  1278. Gerald: (( "My only regret is that it wasn't Geraaaald" ))
  1279.  
  1280. Eustace:
  1281. "No, no, you can't hit me, I HAVE MONEEEEE" Eustace falls out of his wheelchair and lands in the mud.
  1282.  
  1283. Eustace:
  1284. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1285.  
  1286. Kirlia:
  1287. the Kirlia bloinks out of and into existence
  1288.  
  1289. Kirlia:
  1290. It looks around, trying to find the most interesting thing to do...
  1291.  
  1292. Kirlia:
  1293. And BLASTS Eustace's corpse!
  1294.  
  1295. Eustace:
  1296. Eustace is healed and gains 36 hit points.
  1297.  
  1298. Eustace:
  1299. Eustace just assumes the Kirlia is owned by Deidra what with having known her all of 5 minutes.
  1300.  
  1301. Vlad:
  1302. 11 cnf check
  1303.  
  1304. Vlad:
  1305. 9 dig accuracy check
  1306.  
  1307. Chick:
  1308. Roll damagio
  1309.  
  1310. Vlad:
  1311. 3d8+10 | 37
  1312.  
  1313. Jasper:
  1314. Jasper took 27 damage.
  1315.  
  1316. Jasper:
  1317. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1318.  
  1319. Robert:
  1320. Robert took 31 damage.
  1321.  
  1322. Chick:
  1323. Chick took 29 damage.
  1324.  
  1325. Chick:
  1326. They were
  1327.  
  1328. Chick:
  1329. as are the Bronzor
  1330.  
  1331. Chick:
  1332. and the Unown and Natu
  1333. Acid Rock: (( http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c8/Hold_Hands.png ))
  1334. Gerald has received initiative.
  1335.  
  1336. Chick:
  1337. >Gerald cries uncle
  1338.  
  1339. Chick:
  1340. >Eustace tells him to go fuck himself
  1341.  
  1342. Vili:
  1343. "Tch, I didn't even get to do anything during this whole thing." Vili holds her hand onto Landon's ball.
  1344.  
  1345. Chick:
  1346. That is also a thing
  1347.  
  1348. Chick:
  1349. That's why you're dying (waiting
  1350. Vili: (( she's not actually there ))
  1351.  
  1352. Chick:
  1353. THE SAME REASON SHE DIDN'T GET PUT TO SLEEP
  1354.  
  1355. Chick:
  1356. SUBSTITUTE : |
  1357.  
  1358. Chick:
  1359. well actuall
  1360.  
  1361. Chick:
  1362. y
  1363.  
  1364. Chick:
  1365. it was something else that stopped sing
  1366.  
  1367. Chick:
  1368. Sub doesn't
  1369.  
  1370. Chick:
  1371. It's gone now yes
  1372.  
  1373. Chick:
  1374. Agi no
  1375.  
  1376. Chick:
  1377. they'll just hand you over
  1378.  
  1379. Chick:
  1380. as a slave
  1381.  
  1382. Gerald:
  1383. "Wait! Hold on, please!" 16 CHARM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
  1384.  
  1385. Norm:
  1386. "What do you want?"
  1387.  
  1388. Robert:
  1389. "Foolishly begging for mercy, I would guess."
  1390.  
  1391. Vili:
  1392. "There's no way I'm letting them take my savings Gerald. Or letting Dei get hurt worse than you." She whispers to Gerald and glares at him with vicious smite.
  1393.  
  1394. Robert:
  1395. not unless you cure it or the scene ends
  1396.  
  1397. Deidra:
  1398. "Zzzz...mrrrpfht....zzz...."
  1399.  
  1400. Gerald:
  1401. "I think - at this point, we have little choice but to surrender."
  1402.  
  1403. Robert:
  1404. or you Take A Breather
  1405.  
  1406. Robert:
  1407. which you need to pass Confusion to do unless you have assistance
  1408.  
  1409. Vili:
  1410. She turns her head away from him and audibly 'hmphs' the shit out of Gerald.
  1411.  
  1412. Robert:
  1413. blow it out your ass, agi
  1414.  
  1415. Robert:
  1416. not your nose
  1417.  
  1418. Robert:
  1419. The surly man snorts out a laugh, "Ha! You think after all you've seen, we're going to let you walk on out of here? No, you will die here."
  1420.  
  1421. Chick:
  1422. "...what?"
  1423.  
  1424. Eustace:
  1425. "I am in complete agreeance. Look, I'm rich and famous."
  1426.  
  1427. Gerald:
  1428. "We were only interested in getting back our friend's moped in the first place-" fuuuck
  1429.  
  1430. Eustace:
  1431. "I have some money on my corpse, but I'm worth a lot more than that."
  1432.  
  1433. Norm:
  1434. "Eh...don't you think that's going a bit too far? They don't even know our names."
  1435.  
  1436. Eustace:
  1437. "Hold me for ransom or something."
  1438.  
  1439. Norm:
  1440. to be fair Jasper did say Rob
  1441.  
  1442. Norm:
  1443. i said that out loud first
  1444.  
  1445. Norm:
  1446. before realizing my mic is off
  1447.  
  1448. Norm:
  1449. it could be Robin
  1450. Vili: (( eh fuck it I'm not gonna do anything ))
  1451.  
  1452. Norm:
  1453. No, it's supposed to be
  1454.  
  1455. Gerald:
  1456. "Uncle, don't you dare quit on me like that!"
  1457.  
  1458. Norm:
  1459. There's RP to be had
  1460.  
  1461. Norm:
  1462. combat will not be all there is to this game
  1463.  
  1464. Norm:
  1465. you should get used to out of combat interactions
  1466.  
  1467. Norm:
  1468. If you want combat only you uh
  1469.  
  1470. Norm:
  1471. should probably stop hating Pathfinder (waiting)
  1472.  
  1473. Norm:
  1474. that's what it's geared toward
  1475.  
  1476. Norm:
  1477. yeh
  1478.  
  1479. Norm:
  1480. Not sure why I'm not just using Skype actually
  1481.  
  1482. Vili:
  1483. rolling my metronome for desperate times
  1484.  
  1485. Norm:
  1486. textwise
  1487.  
  1488. Vili:
  1489. Vili used a random move! Vili used Land's Wrath!
  1490.  
  1491. Vili:
  1492. ...
  1493.  
  1494. Vili:
  1495. what's that do
  1496.  
  1497. Norm:
  1498. >Not Thousand Arrows or Thousand Waves
  1499.  
  1500. Norm:
  1501. Land's Wrath is PTA Earthquake
  1502.  
  1503. Norm:
  1504. but better
  1505.  
  1506. Norm:
  1507. it's FRIENDLY
  1508. Vili: (( shoulda went with my gut ))
  1509.  
  1510. Norm:
  1511. remember when Earthquake WASN'T FRIENDLY
  1512.  
  1513. Norm:
  1514. and killed you
  1515. Vili: (( whatever doods woulda lost anyway ))
  1516.  
  1517. Norm:
  1518. indeed
  1519.  
  1520. Norm:
  1521. Still your turn Gerald
  1522. Vili: (( Combat would be nice if I could actually participate (sad) ))
  1523.  
  1524. Gerald:
  1525. I'm trying to negotiate
  1526. Vili: (( Anyway anyway, back to the scene dood ))
  1527.  
  1528. Chick:
  1529. "Your friend's...moped?"
  1530.  
  1531. Eustace:
  1532. "Then stop being so useless! There's no other realistic way out of this."
  1533.  
  1534. Norm:
  1535. "Oh, um, yes, well..."
  1536.  
  1537. Gerald:
  1538. I'm going to have all sorts of complexes
  1539.  
  1540. Robert:
  1541. "So that's why you're here? The moped, of all things? I could have sworn you'd have a better goal in mind, when risking your lives like this."
  1542.  
  1543. Chick:
  1544. Norm = GrA
  1545.  
  1546. Gerald:
  1547. "There's negotiation, Uncle! Surely these fine people Can be reasoned with..." also this is probably the best fuckin option we had
  1548.  
  1549. Chick:
  1550. "When did you steal a moped...? WHY did you steal a moped? That wasn't part of the plan..."
  1551.  
  1552. Vili:
  1553. "We just want my friend's moped back. That's it."
  1554.  
  1555. Acid Rock:
  1556. "Bellsprout!"
  1557.  
  1558. Eustace:
  1559. "Well you heard that thug over there...But...Hopefully, this sensible man of reason to my left will be willing to strike a deal."
  1560.  
  1561. Norm:
  1562. "Well the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, yes, Jasper stole your moped." *blatantly throws Jasper under the bus* "What do you care? You have bigger problems here."
  1563.  
  1564. Jasper:
  1565. SNRK
  1566.  
  1567. Robert:
  1568. >roll a flat d20 luck roll for NPC ally
  1569.  
  1570. Gerald:
  1571. "Well, I was thinking... perhaps we could organize a fair trade? Say, cash?"
  1572.  
  1573. Gerald:
  1574. >roll 0
  1575.  
  1576. Gerald:
  1577. *20
  1578.  
  1579. Gerald:
  1580. >get Eustace
  1581.  
  1582. Robert:
  1583. who just slapped someone's ass on skype
  1584.  
  1585. Robert:
  1586. all on the flo
  1587.  
  1588. Robert:
  1589. "Yes. We'll trade -your- lives for your silence."
  1590.  
  1591. Chick:
  1592. "We're not killing anyone. That's final. Would NOT be good... You want to buy your way out?"
  1593.  
  1594. Deidra:
  1595. "Zzzz...fuckinedgelordsnrrft...zzzz...."
  1596.  
  1597. Gerald:
  1598. (Uncle - how much do you still have after all your expenses?)
  1599.  
  1600. Gerald:
  1601. "Naturally!" @ Chick 22 Charm pls
  1602.  
  1603. Jasper:
  1604. "Zzzz...fuckinshitlordsnrrft...zzzz...."
  1605.  
  1606. Jasper:
  1607. it'd be REAL BAD if Agi forgot to mute his mic while being run over by a train
  1608.  
  1609. Eustace:
  1610. He does a private channel to Gerald. "24K. That should be enough for them to wet their beaks. But if they're not dumb, they should try to use me for more money."
  1611.  
  1612. Kirlia:
  1613. Kirls intrudes upon your channel, |Good. I made the correct decision. You CAN speak.|
  1614.  
  1615. Gerald:
  1616. (It's a shame we couldn't get to Schiedenstrafen before the inevitable happe- erm. Hello?)
  1617.  
  1618. Eustace:
  1619. "Oh, well, if you won't kill us, could you restrain your two friends while we make our way out?"
  1620.  
  1621. Acid Rock:
  1622. Bellsprout waddles up to Deidra and taps her on the arm, "Bellsprout?"
  1623.  
  1624. Gerald:
  1625. "How does 10k for the bike - and our safety - sound?"
  1626.  
  1627. Eustace:
  1628. "I mean, this region already has ridiculous laws. Gerald got impaled with a sword and it was apparently entirely legal. This could be written off as some kind of ridiculous duel! Yes!"
  1629.  
  1630. Deidra:
  1631. Deidra hops to attention, "Whozawatsit?!" she glances about, "Right...! We were fighti-...Oh jeez, you flipped over the handicap guy?!"
  1632.  
  1633. Jasper:
  1634. "Such a preeeetty soonng~...Eh?! Schwah?! Nunna you hear---uh...nevermind. Wassgoin on?"
  1635.  
  1636. Deidra:
  1637. "Yeah, it is a pretty song huh? But are...uh...we're all done here?"
  1638.  
  1639. Vili:
  1640. Vili is fairly bad with negotiations so she leaves it to the people with the experience.
  1641.  
  1642. Gerald:
  1643. "We're, ah, trying to negotiate the return of your bike."
  1644.  
  1645. Robert:
  1646. "You offer ten thousand on the spot? How much do you truly have, then?"
  1647.  
  1648. Eustace:
  1649. "Yes, these fine gentlemen have agreed to let us go. The two thugs they hired for them just stepped a little out of line. Their pay will surely be docked for this."
  1650.  
  1651. Deidra:
  1652. "Oh jeez...now I feel like crap..." she sighs, "I didn't think it'd turn out like this and I certainly didn't want you guys spending all your money...."
  1653.  
  1654. Chick:
  1655. "Hired? I wish."
  1656.  
  1657. Gerald:
  1658. "I take the fifth."
  1659.  
  1660. Vili:
  1661. "How are we even going to keep going if we have no money to travel?" Vili frets.
  1662.  
  1663. Gerald:
  1664. http://smashboards.com/data/avatars/l/136/136900.jpg?1360761139
  1665.  
  1666. Robert:
  1667. "Shut up, all of you! Why would we take a payment and let you go, when we could take all your money and leave your bodies?"
  1668.  
  1669. Gerald:
  1670. "Ah! Because this way, it's NOT murder! Simply a... 'delayed' exchange of goods."
  1671.  
  1672. Jasper:
  1673. "Eh wot? Murder? Who? Why? You're gonna kill us?"
  1674. Deidra: (( Castlevania: Edgelord of Shadow ))
  1675. Gerald: (( WTF?! WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE AND TAKING MY SETS?! I mean, first Scyther and now Feraligatr? Those have both been planned for a while now >_> ))
  1676. Norm: (( JOE? ))
  1677.  
  1678. Norm:
  1679. MDA?
  1680.  
  1681. Norm:
  1682. "Then why don't we take all your money, AND let you go?"
  1683.  
  1684. Norm:
  1685. "Is what I would say were I an idiot. I'm no thug. I don't particularly want to mug you."
  1686.  
  1687. Norm:
  1688. he says, knowing his teammates will anyway
  1689.  
  1690. Eustace:
  1691. "Well you're the boss, aren't you? Tell your hired help to stop."
  1692.  
  1693. Norm:
  1694. "No. That's the lunatic murderer over there. I'm simply here for my knowledge."
  1695.  
  1696. Gerald:
  1697. uh
  1698.  
  1699. Gerald:
  1700. which lunatic murderer
  1701.  
  1702. Gerald:
  1703. the primeape, right
  1704.  
  1705. Jasper:
  1706. "Yeah! Rob's the one they put in charge."
  1707.  
  1708. Gerald:
  1709. >they
  1710.  
  1711. Gerald:
  1712. I'm going to use my Intuition to ignore that.
  1713.  
  1714. Robert:
  1715. "...would you stop giving out so much information? You really DO want me to kill them, don't you?"
  1716.  
  1717. Deidra:
  1718. "Eesh...your buddy's a little bit too edgy for me...but uh...yeah, my moped's not worth losing anyone's life over..."
  1719.  
  1720. Eustace:
  1721. "Well if everyone else disagrees with the boss, maybe it's time for a mutiny?"
  1722.  
  1723. Gerald:
  1724. "Really...? I had guessed it was either you or your hooded friend. Ma'am." Gerald nods in recognition of the woman at the center - knowing she fucking knows exactly how much money we have
  1725.  
  1726. Norm:
  1727. Norm picks you up and plonks your ass into your wheelchair
  1728.  
  1729. Gerald:
  1730. "Am I hearing consensus? Is 10 grand a fair exchange? Going once, going twice?"
  1731.  
  1732. Chick:
  1733. "You seem to forget that I'm not part of your little gang. If you kill them, you'll die. By a much stronger hand than mine." Chick glances toward Gerald, "Ma'am? Come off the ass-kissing. I'm no leader of anything."
  1734.  
  1735. Gerald:
  1736. okay how's that ass-kissing
  1737.  
  1738. Gerald:
  1739. I'm legitimately curious
  1740.  
  1741. Norm:
  1742. "You're pretty heavy for ten thousand, old man."
  1743.  
  1744. Eustace:
  1745. Eustace goes out of his way to not make any snide comment and generically thanks him.
  1746. Gerald: (( I think it's their turn ))
  1747.  
  1748. Deidra:
  1749. Deidra approaches Vili who's been remarkably quiet this whole time, "Hey, are you doing alright...? I'd take a look at injuries but uh...I don't...really know shit about medical stuff. I'd probably just make it worse..."
  1750.  
  1751. Robert:
  1752. "I cannot say it's a smart move to leave these people alive. And YOU" he points to Purple, "had better obey us, lest you want your friend to find out about your thefts."
  1753. Tokens dropped onto map 'Ancient Ruins' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  1754.  
  1755. Chick:
  1756. "At this point, I figure I'm found out anyway. All I want is my cut."
  1757.  
  1758. Norm:
  1759. "Can we stop arguing amongst ourselves and get something done?!"
  1760.  
  1761. Norm:
  1762. I swear it's like we're player characters or something
  1763.  
  1764. Vili:
  1765. Vili turns around and notices Dei coming around, "Not too well I think..." She holds her face with disappointment. "Usually I can just run away if I was by myself, ya know? Bargaining for my own life is eaiser than doing it for three people I care about." She looks irratated at everything and tries to shake it off. "Totally bad luck right?"
  1766.  
  1767. Gerald:
  1768. 5 Tuco roll
  1769.  
  1770. Vili:
  1771. 3 tuco roll
  1772.  
  1773. Jasper:
  1774. "Let's just take all their shit and tie 'em up? Oh, or we could take 'em to the boss?"
  1775.  
  1776. Deidra:
  1777. 17
  1778.  
  1779. Eustace:
  1780. 6 meme roll
  1781.  
  1782. Robert:
  1783. "That's the dumbest idea I've ever head. The second. The first holds merit."
  1784.  
  1785. Chick:
  1786. "Let me ask you straight up. How much do you have? Anything other than money?"
  1787.  
  1788. Kirlia:
  1789. |People talk too much.|
  1790.  
  1791. Deidra:
  1792. "Yeah...you're telling me...I really goofed here, I guess...you wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for me..."
  1793.  
  1794. Santa's got a brand new bag:
  1795. Ancient Tome: Can't be read; in a long-forgotten language. Like French or some shit. Fire: Boosts correspondingly Typed move's DB by 3. One-time use. Large Mushroom x2/Small Mushroom/Yellow Mushroom: One of the greatest mysteries of mankind. Blue Shard x3: Green Shard x6: Red Shard x4: Silver Coin x2: Worth 100 each Gold Coin x2: Worth 200 each Copper Coin x2: Worth 50 each Shuriken x10: One use, Struggle Attack AC decreased by 1, Steel-type, adds Stealth x3 instead of Attack Revive x3: Nigga U Know Fluffy Tail: One-Time Use, user uses the Move Follow Me Dusk Ball x3: -20 Modifier if it is dark, or if there is very little light out, when used. Ring: hunoz Small Blue Diamond: hunoz Enigma Stone: hunoz Black Rock Shooter: hunoz
  1796.  
  1797. Gerald:
  1798. "We have this suspicious bag of things."
  1799.  
  1800. Norm:
  1801. "Huh? Let me see that."
  1802.  
  1803. Gerald:
  1804. "Some of the items in here could be priceless treasures, who knows?"
  1805.  
  1806. Vili:
  1807. "I'm more bummed out because I didn't have enough time to bust out my luck! Arrgh!" She points her thumb behind her and at Gerald, "I have to look out for this bastard and just ugh!" She joking smacks her head with the palm of her hand, twice. She then notices the man approaching and takes interest to what he might like.
  1808.  
  1809. Vili:
  1810. shh how am i supposed to love you
  1811.  
  1812. Gerald:
  1813. you're like 8 years younger than I am
  1814.  
  1815. Norm:
  1816. "...I see... That's very interesting. Where did you get thi---...wait..."
  1817.  
  1818. Deidra:
  1819. "Speaking of...how fuckin' hard did that ape hitcha?"
  1820.  
  1821. Norm:
  1822. Norm takes out something that was in the bag but that you didn't list for some reason
  1823.  
  1824. Acid Rock:
  1825. "Bellsprout."
  1826.  
  1827. Vlad:
  1828. "Gligigigigigig."
  1829.  
  1830. Norm:
  1831. The bigass green crystal, "...Where DID you get this?!"\
  1832.  
  1833. Gerald:
  1834. "Ah, that was a reward from Marley's gym challenge! Have you not been to that part of the island yet?"
  1835.  
  1836. Gerald:
  1837. Gerald is satisfied that hehas the nig's attention
  1838.  
  1839. Acid Rock:
  1840. "Bellsprout."
  1841.  
  1842. Norm:
  1843. "Marley's GYM? What? That doesn't make any sense! Don't press your luck with these lies, boy."
  1844.  
  1845. Gerald:
  1846. "Believe me, I am nearly incapable of lying."
  1847.  
  1848. Gerald:
  1849. 5 Nearly.
  1850.  
  1851. Eustace:
  1852. "There was also a mutated Marowak and Lucario that we very obviously weren't supposed to see. He obviously didn't have everything in order."
  1853.  
  1854. Norm:
  1855. 10
  1856.  
  1857. Acid Rock:
  1858. "Belllllllllsprout..." the Bellsprout taps the chick on the leg.
  1859.  
  1860. Norm:
  1861. "What?! Mutated...you're kidding me. Those were in Marley's Gym?! What in the world..."
  1862.  
  1863. Eustace:
  1864. "You know about them?"
  1865.  
  1866. Robert:
  1867. "What is this, Norm? What are you freaking out about? It's probably something from Iornia."
  1868.  
  1869. Gerald:
  1870. "That IS what Marley said."
  1871.  
  1872. Eustace:
  1873. "The Lucario is in Krii with Oculos right now if you want to see."
  1874.  
  1875. Gerald:
  1876. aaannd campaign over.
  1877.  
  1878. Norm:
  1879. "Of course h---WHAT?! OCULOS HAS IT?! This i---er, no, no, you heard nothing..."
  1880.  
  1881. Acid Rock:
  1882. "Bell..." Bellsprout gets discourage and waddles back over to Deidra.
  1883.  
  1884. Vili:
  1885. "The Lucario is quite the monster, just warning ya."
  1886.  
  1887. Eustace:
  1888. "It couldn't even be contained in Pokeballs without some kind of special restraining mechanism."
  1889.  
  1890. Robert:
  1891. "I demand you tell me what the hell you're talking about!"
  1892.  
  1893. Chick:
  1894. "That'd be pretty nice to know, yeah."
  1895.  
  1896. Jasper:
  1897. "what is even going on at this point"
  1898.  
  1899. Gerald:
  1900. "I don't know and I'd really rather not." Also, technically, true.
  1901.  
  1902. Deidra:
  1903. "Yeah, real bite-your-head-off sorta monster!" Deidra pauses for a moment, "...I assume...I admittedly have no idea what they're talking about...ehehehe..."
  1904.  
  1905. Eustace:
  1906. "Well why should I tell you more? You're going to kill me anyway!"
  1907.  
  1908. Vili:
  1909. "It'd be a real shame if the information went down into the grave huh."
  1910.  
  1911. Norm:
  1912. "...your story SHOULDN'T add up, but it certainly seems to...you took all of this to Oculos? Why didn't he take it..."
  1913.  
  1914. Eustace:
  1915. "Well we only showed him the Lucario. He didn't know we had the rest."
  1916.  
  1917. Gerald:
  1918. "We, ah, didn't offer? Things got out of hand rather quickly..."
  1919.  
  1920. Deidra:
  1921. "Jeez, maybe I'm not the one trouble's drawn to afterall. Seems like you guys have been on a wild adventure already."
  1922.  
  1923. Norm:
  1924. "I see. In that case...I'm afraid Robert's idealogy is correct."
  1925.  
  1926. Gerald:
  1927. that was the sound of my heart dropping
  1928.  
  1929. Deidra:
  1930. "Well uh...that's a stupid idealogy."
  1931.  
  1932. Gerald:
  1933. POCKET SAND
  1934. Eustace: (( no seriously, pick one 1: Kill us 2: Spawn rescue 3: Black us out and tell us how they anal rape our corpses and spawn us somewhere ))
  1935.  
  1936. Deidra:
  1937. "All I wanted was my goddamn moped. I don't even know what you assholes are up to and honestly, I don't care. Cuz now you're gonna kill us for something' we quite frankly don't give a shit about."
  1938.  
  1939. Chick:
  1940. "You morons...I told you, we're not killing them. Fine, your blackmail's run out." The chick reaches into her pack, grabs something, and flings it at the ground, creating a giant blast of smoke! you should probably run now
  1941.  
  1942. Gerald:
  1943. yes please holy shit please
  1944.  
  1945. Deidra:
  1946. "Fuck it, I'll take it!" Deidra snatches up the Bellsprout and books it the fuck out of there as fast as her non-moped legs will take her.
  1947.  
  1948. Robert:
  1949. "Traitorous bitch...damn it, where'd she go?!"
  1950.  
  1951. Gerald:
  1952. Gerald throws the bag onto Eustace's lap and wheels him the hell away
  1953.  
  1954. Deidra:
  1955. She grabs onto Vili's hand as she makes a break for it, "Gogogogogo!"
  1956.  
  1957. Jasper:
  1958. "AGH I BREATHED IT IN THROUGH MY EYES"
  1959.  
  1960. Vili:
  1961. Vili looks back and returns Clare as she warps away with Dei.
  1962.  
  1963. Kirlia:
  1964. |All intelligent lifeforms should run.| Gerald that means you stay here
  1965.  
  1966. Eustace:
  1967. Move: Teleport Type: Psychic Frequency: Scene AC: None Class: Status Range: Self, Interrupt Effect: The user Teleports up to X meters, where X is its Teleporter Capability. Teleport can be used as an Interrupt at any time. Moves that targeted Teleport’s user continue through the desired target’s space if the Move allows for it as if the user hadn’t been there; single target moves simply miss.
  1968.  
  1969. Deidra:
  1970. 94
  1971. Vili:
  1972. 45
  1973.  
  1974. Norm:
  1975. "Damn it all! Do you have any idea what you've done?!"
  1976.  
  1977. Gerald:
  1978. Gerald falls in his face in the mud when Eustace vanishes and is promptly murdered
  1979.  
  1980. Kirlia:
  1981. Move: Teleport Type: Psychic Frequency: Scene AC: None Class: Status Range: Self, Interrupt Effect: The user Teleports up to X meters, where X is its Teleporter Capability. Teleport can be used as an Interrupt at any time. Moves that targeted Teleport's user continue through the desired target's space if the Move allows for it as if the user hadn't been there; single target moves simply miss. Contest Type: Cool Contest Effect: Saving Grace Special: Grants Teleporter 4
  1982.  
  1983. Kirlia:
  1984. I too shall abandon you
  1985. Vili:
  1986. Move: Teleport Type: Psychic Frequency: Scene AC: None Class: Status Range: Self, Interrupt Effect: The user Teleports up to X meters, where X is its Teleporter Capability. Teleport can be used as an Interrupt at any time. Moves that targeted Teleport's user continue through the desired target's space if the Move allows for it as if the user hadn't been there; single target moves simply miss
  1987.  
  1988. Chick:
  1989. "Oh, for the love of..." Chick swipes up Gerald's useless corpse as she bolts out of the area, "Are you always being saved by women?"
  1990.  
  1991. Gerald:
  1992. I think I'm just sobbing at this point
  1993.  
  1994. Deidra:
  1995. Deidra sees Eustace pop up in front of them, "Wait, where the hell is...?! Oh geez...where's that Gerald guy?!"
  1996.  
  1997. Gerald:
  1998. All I wanted to do was open a restaurant (FEDUP)
  1999.  
  2000. Eustace:
  2001. "He agreed to sacrifice himself in a heroic fashion so that we could get away!"
  2002.  
  2003. Vili:
  2004. "Hmm... Should I have gone back? I feel like I save his ass more times than he can cook."
  2005.  
  2006. Deidra:
  2007. "But...we were already getting away...! What a dumbass! Jeez...I'm the only here not bleeding half to death, you guys wait here!"
  2008.  
  2009. Chick:
  2010. "For something so useless, you're sure not weightless! I'm surprised I can even run like this!"
  2011.  
  2012. Vili:
  2013. "Wait Dei!" Vili reaches out and grabs her shoulder.
  2014.  
  2015. Gerald:
  2016. "Nooo. Just let them kill meeee."
  2017.  
  2018. Deidra:
  2019. "You're right, Vili. His noble sacrifice will be honored..." Deidra replies before Vili can even say anything, "Rest in peace, Ger-bear, gone but not forgotten."
  2020.  
  2021. Robert:
  2022. Robert gained 7 HP!
  2023.  
  2024. Robert:
  2025. Robert gained 7 HP!
  2026.  
  2027. Robert:
  2028. (D)
  2029.  
  2030. Vili:
  2031. "Uh, yeah. Guess I'm unemployed again."
  2032.  
  2033. Gerald:
  2034. "I don't even understand what's going on anymore! How could Uncle have been so foolish?! And what are you doing anyhow, aren't you one of them?"
  2035.  
  2036. Chick:
  2037. "Not by choice. I've got a friend who...would not be happy if he found out what I've been doing. They were using that knowledge to...coerce me into stealing something. But hiding all that's a lost cause now. I'm taking you to his place, it's the only safe house I know."
  2038.  
  2039. Eustace:
  2040. "You can have a part time job working for me. I need bodyguards."
  2041.  
  2042. Eustace:
  2043. "A lot."
  2044.  
  2045. Deidra:
  2046. "Well yeah, especially if you keep telling everyone how much you're worth.
  2047.  
  2048. Gerald:
  2049. ^^ this times a million (D)
  2050.  
  2051. Vili:
  2052. "I could do without the whole my body as a shield part."
  2053.  
  2054. Eustace:
  2055. "I...I wasn't thinking that clearly in such a life or death situation!"
  2056.  
  2057. Eustace:
  2058. "Well I only swapped in Gerald's Pokemon to be fair, not him."
  2059.  
  2060. Deidra:
  2061. "Yeah, no kidding. We need to get you both checked out. My poor Vivi...least I showed that dog who's top bitch."
  2062.  
  2063. Deidra:
  2064. "Hah. Dog pun."
  2065.  
  2066. Gerald:
  2067. "Is my family allowed to visit? No? Good."
  2068.  
  2069. Gerald:
  2070. Gerald is content to remain conscious for the rest of the trip.
  2071.  
  2072. Gerald:
  2073. er, unconscious
  2074.  
  2075. Gerald:
  2076. I didn't realize that was me that was sounding like a retarded robot.
  2077.  
  2078. Gerald:
  2079. I'm hosting.
  2080.  
  2081. Gerald:
  2082. I will unhost.
  2083.  
  2084. Kirlia:
  2085. Well Agi
  2086.  
  2087. Kirlia:
  2088. I guess you're playing a Kirlia now.
  2089.  
  2090. Gerald:
  2091. great.
  2092.  
  2093. Eustace:
  2094. CORRUPT POKEMON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugBfqFNBGI
  2095.  
  2096. Leopold:
  2097. lolexp
  2098.  
  2099. Chick:
  2100. 215
  2101.  
  2102. Chick:
  2103. 215 each
  2104.  
  2105. Chick:
  2106. No sense multiplying by 4 then dividing by it
  2107.  
  2108. Acid Rock:
  2109. Acid Rock gained 215 experience! (815) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 25
  2110.  
  2111. Clare:
  2112. Clare gained 215 experience! (533) Level up! Gained 5 levels. Level 22
  2113.  
  2114. Clare:
  2115. Clare gained -100 experience! (433) Level 20
  2116.  
  2117. Chives:
  2118. Chives gained 105 experience! (755) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 25
  2119.  
  2120. Ivory:
  2121. Ivory gained 115 experience! (504) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 21
  2122.  
  2123. Achiote:
  2124. Achiote gained 110 experience! (800) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 25
  2125.  
  2126. Achiote:
  2127. Achiote's Defense rose!
  2128.  
  2129. Chives:
  2130. Chives's SpDefense rose!
  2131.  
  2132. Kirlia:
  2133. Kirlia gained 115 experience! (575) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 22
  2134.  
  2135. Chives:
  2136. Chives's SpDefense rose!
  2137.  
  2138. Leopold:
  2139. Leopold gained 107 experience! (600) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 23
  2140.  
  2141. Eustace:
  2142. Your limitation is you cannot disagree with Eustace.
  2143.  
  2144. Chives:
  2145. I already did that.
  2146.  
  2147. Vlad:
  2148. Vlad gained 108 experience! (358) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 18
  2149.  
  2150. Vlad:
  2151. 2 exp off a level
  2152.  
  2153. Leopold:
  2154. Leopold's Attack rose!
  2155.  
  2156. Leopold:
  2157. Leopold's HP rose!
  2158. Tokens dropped onto map 'Ancient Ruins' by player Agi (Player)
  2159.  
  2160. Benjamin:
  2161. I already tried that
  2162.  
  2163. Vlad:
  2164. Vlad's SpDefense rose!
  2165.  
  2166. Vlad:
  2167. Vlad's SpDefense rose!
  2168.  
  2169. Kirlia:
  2170. 5 TeXP
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