Fluffy Owners Can Never Masturbate

Author: Jolly !pL3BUHlb1A

>Have fluffy pony for three days
>Really want to fap, but can't
>Can't just whip it out and start jacking for fear of mentally scarring fluffy
>Can't do it while she sleeps because she sleeps in your room in a padded play-pen
>Only have one option
>Tell fluffy pony you want to play a new game
>"Fwuffy wan' pway! How pway game?"
"It's called, 'Hide and Seek'. You have to hide yourself somewhere, and then I'm gonna try to find you. Sound fun?"
>"Fwuffy gon' hide!"
"Heh, okay."
>You set fluffy pony down on the carpet
>as expected, she immediately runs under your bed
>"Fwuffy wedy! Wes pway!"
"Okay! I'm gonna try to find you now! 3, 2, 1!"
>Proceed to jack off with your laptop
>You try to be moderately quiet starting out, but about two thirds into the process you instinctively start to really rock the bed
>Finish with a big groan
>To top it off, you forgot fluffy pony was under the bed, and you head into the kitchen to fix a glass of milk
>Come back later to a crying fluffy pony in the middle of the room
"Fluffy what's wrong?"
>"Daddy weave fwuffy! Fwuffy got scawed by munstas pwayin' da new game an' fwuffy com out to fin' daddy but daddy weave an' daddy no wuv fwuffy no mow!"
>Give fluffy hugs for the rest of the night and try to re-assure her that you love her more than anything and that you just forgot you were playing a game
>Set fluffy pony to bed
>She's fine now
>Conclusion: Fluffy pony owners can never, ever masturbate again