Mito/Natsume/Suzume birthday 2020 - 2

The secret perfect guard project - 2

[Sanshuu Middle - Hallway]

Nat: They chased us out... Is this for the sake of the surprise, too?

Mit: But it feels kind of sad that we can't join them while they're thinking up a celebration for Suzume-san.

Nat: Agreed... Okay, let's think of some present for Suzume too.

Mit: That's a good idea! I agree!

Suz: Me too, me too!

Nat/Mit: Eh!?

Suz: Not sure what's going on, but I agree too! So what's going on? Lemme in, lemme in!

Mit: Not sure what's going on? So you didn't hear what we were talking about? Phew...

Suz: Hm? But it's gotta be something fun, right? So Suzume wants in too. I like to meddle.

Nat: You're in an awfully good mood.

Suz: Well, well, of course I am. I mean come on, our birthdays are this month, are they not?

Nat/Mit: Ah!

Suz: I let you know my stance last year, so this year we'll have the real deal! A real birthday party!

Suz: The one precious day when this little birdie, with my lack of presence, can become the star! And that is, the July birthday party!

Mit: Kagajou-san, I think you have plenty of presence.

Suz: Oh, you jest! Compared to how intense the presence of some others is, I might as well be translucent! A skeleton even!

Mit: Translucency wouldn't even be presence anymore...

Suz: Anyway! My longing for this birthday party where we can cast aside our standing is what kept me alive through this year!

Suz: And so! I must immediately, repeatedly and politely deliver these passionate feelings to the Hero Club members and bring about a grandiose party!

Nat: Suzume... Come with me for a minute.

Suz: Eh? What might this be about? I was about to go to the Hero Club and repeatedly and politely... W-W-W-What?

Suz: Eeh!? Eh? Eh? I'm sorry! I got too cocky! Forgive me!

Mit: Y-You know, Kagajou-san, you don't have to come to the Hero Club anymore!

Suz: Nooo! Natsume-san's gonna end me! Miss president! Mebu! Help me!

Nat: Don't worry. The only thing I end like that is mackerel... Hah!

Suz: *whimper*

Mit: Waaaah! What are you doing!?

Nat: Don't worry. I used an Okinawan incapacitation method, it won't become a habit.

Mit: That's not the problem here! Why would you knock the person we're trying to make happy unconscious!?

Nat: Oh yeah, you're right... I'll wake her up right now. Hah!

Suz: Ah! I-I-I-I'm sorry, forgive me! Did I do something wrong I sincerely apologise for my behaviour!

Nat: Let's go somewhere else first.

Suz: Eh, where!?

Nat: The gym storage room, maybe?

Suz: That's definitely a place where you end people!

Mit: Haaah... The future looks grim.