<Aeros> DONTCAREGOINGTOBEDOHGODTIRED
<Sam> night
<Tom> the main issue
<Leo> night Aeros
<Tom> is will Tessa
<Tom> be willing to take Sam back
<Sam> Sam is all, ohgodwhatdoisaytoleonow
<Tom> as much as Tessa hates Tom
<Aeros> be sure to give me logs
<Tom> Tom is kind of right.
<Aeros> if you guys theorize further
<Tom> k
<Teresa> Tessa
<Teresa> can be really stubborn though
 Aeros has quit (Quit: )
<Tom> that
<Tom> and tom was doomed to failure
<Tom> because she had to go storm off to the gun range
<Tom> to avoid a time paradox.
<Tom> also oh god where is sparrow.
<Teresa> i think the most likely thing is with Suzan
<Leo> If Sam ever tries to bring it up, all Leo is going to say is "Do what I say, not what I do."
<Teresa> i had meant to suggest that to Aeros
<Teresa> gods its so late its gotten early
* Teresa is now known as Gorbash
<Gorbash> nite all
<Leo> Night Gorb
* Gorbash is now known as Gorby|Away
 Leo needs to read Tom/Tessa then he'll be caught up
<Sam> night
<Sam> I'm out as well, for the 10 AMs work time
<Sam> Woooo
* Sam is now known as Happysleepan
<Leo> >If you hit sam I'll tear off your fucking arm
<Leo> Well shit
<Leo> Sorry about your arm Leo :<
* Leo is now known as KamenWriter
<Happysleepan> That was VERY abrupt for Leo
* You are now known as DamienLunas
<KamenWriter> Well, he was pretty tired of your bullshit
<Happysleepan> yeah
<Happysleepan> I was tempted to say something along the lines of
<Happysleepan> >You said you trusted me for emotional advice
<Happysleepan> >I'm sorry, but you really aren't the greatest judge of people...
<KamenWriter> Haha.
<KamenWriter> Well, betrayal was one of the general feelings Leo was having.
<Happysleepan> >No Leo didn't choose you
<Happysleepan> >Five days later, we broke up
<KamenWriter> Since he has pretty much outsourced his moral compass to Sam
<Happysleepan> Rangers honor it won't happen again
<KamenWriter> So seeing her make such a silly move against herself and Teresa was pretty >:I
<DamienLunas> at this point
<DamienLunas> I hope to god
<DamienLunas> tessa takes you back
<DamienLunas> so this can all be over
<KamenWriter> I like that scene, even the cheap shot from Kits ended up serving the greater purpose of what Leo wanted to say
<DamienLunas> and we can go back to having a game where our drama is actually caused by the dm
<Happysleepan> Hahah
<DamienLunas> ... actually I do like this
<KamenWriter> Haha, yeah
<DamienLunas> because aeros's drama makes me sad.
<DamienLunas> this is delicious.
<DamienLunas> but
<Happysleepan> This makes you pissed
<DamienLunas> it has to end
<DamienLunas> at some point
<KamenWriter> Yeah
<Kazuma> seriously, everyone should just fuck
<Kazuma> y'alls are legal
<Happysleepan> I swear to god if Sparrow gets kidnapped right after we make up I'm going to murder someone
<DamienLunas> there's a line it kind of crossed where it seriously started getting way out of hadn
<Happysleepan> And Kaz
<Happysleepan> Best end?
<Happysleepan> >Hey Freya, can you uhh, head to the gym real fast? We need the room for something.
<Happysleepan> >Yeah Sparrow let's go visit Suzan
<Happysleepan> And then the most awkward orgy ever occurred
<Happysleepan> Two participants hate one another, one is emotionally detached, and the last is in the middle
<KamenWriter> Crying
<KamenWriter> And Kazuma is outside listinging with tears in his eyes. SO RONERY
<KamenWriter> In happier news YAY Clefable :D
<KamenWriter> Thank you DL
<Happysleepan> >Kazuma gets twins
<Happysleepan> >Implying crying
<KamenWriter> I should have a minisession with Aeros before I leave.
<KamenWriter> But what about?
<KamenWriter> Maybe explain to Kits what the fuck
<DamienLunas> Tom: "Quit cryin' Leo. You wanna be part of this YOU GOTTA WORK WITH ME TOO. NOW MAN UP."
<KamenWriter> Also, Damien, did you take Leo's offer to be your Rival seriously?
<Happysleepan> Ohgod
<DamienLunas> not really.
<KamenWriter> Aw.
<KamenWriter> Well, it's only if you needed him to be anyway
<DamienLunas> well yeah
<DamienLunas> it's 'cause he doesn't need him to be
<DamienLunas> besides
<DamienLunas> I HAVE A RIVAL YOU PRICK
<DamienLunas> ... he's just crippled ; ;
<Happysleepan> Leo and Tessa have norivals
<Happysleepan> Well
<Happysleepan> Unless they are each others
<KamenWriter> I figured since he's kind of out of comission you would need a new one
<DamienLunas> HE IS NOT OUT OF COMMISSION
<Happysleepan> He's handicapable
<DamienLunas> WE TIED
<DamienLunas> HE KICKED MY ASS WITH HIS WHEELCHAIR
<Happysleepan> Haha
<DamienLunas> AND OLIVIA PSYBEAMED HIS SHIT
<Happysleepan> Man
<KamenWriter> When Proteus and Elizabeth are level... 35 I think, I'll get my next new pokemon
<Happysleepan> >Waitan on Kits to get the shit kicked out of you
<Happysleepan> >Leo shows up, oh no ;-;
<Happysleepan> >Slaps
<Happysleepan> >D:
<Happysleepan> >Lectures what she already partially knows, yes yes ;-;
<Happysleepan> >Kiss, ohgodwhat
<DamienLunas> so
<Happysleepan> >Fist replaces Leo's face and suddenly Kits
<DamienLunas> how many people has sam kissed
<DamienLunas> she kissed a boy at a party
<Happysleepan> Mistress
<DamienLunas> she kissed tessa
<DamienLunas> she kissed sam 2
<DamienLunas> she kissed the mistress
<DamienLunas> she kissed tom
<DamienLunas> she kissed leo
<DamienLunas> 7.
<DamienLunas> 7 people.
<Happysleepan> THat's six bro
<DamienLunas> slut.
<DamienLunas> oh.
<DamienLunas> you made me lose count
<Happysleepan> How many people has she slept with?
<KamenWriter> That's as many as three twos.
<Happysleepan> (n)one
<KamenWriter> And that's terrible
<DamienLunas> two.
<DamienLunas> two people happy.
<Happysleepan> Sparrow and Tessa
<DamienLunas> yes.
<DamienLunas> you harlot.
<Happysleepan> That's as many as two ones
<Happysleepan> And that's basic math
<DamienLunas> hahahahaha
<KamenWriter> Also >I bet you enjoyed that, since you're such a masochist.
<KamenWriter> I'm sorry I said that ;o;
<Happysleepan> Yeah
<Happysleepan> That was the worst part
<KamenWriter> That felt so harsh when I typed that.
<Happysleepan> It's not just the immediate bit that was the worst either
<Happysleepan> It's the implication that she's enjoyed this entire ordeal
<DamienLunas> well
<DamienLunas> it was a good kick in the ass.
<DamienLunas> well deserved imo
<KamenWriter> ^
<Happysleepan> Yeah, but daaayum
<KamenWriter> Ohhhhhhhh No he di-ent
<KamenWriter> DAyyyyyum son
<KamenWriter> You went there homes
<Happysleepan> >"Shut up. Get up and look me in the eye while I'm speaing to you."
<Happysleepan> That too
<KamenWriter> Mean son of a bitch Leo :<
<KamenWriter> also belated *speaking
<DamienLunas> also
<DamienLunas> it's going to be kind of hilarious
<DamienLunas> if tessa sees sam
<DamienLunas> and is just like HOLY SHIT HOW DID TOM EVEN DO THAT
<DamienLunas> DID HE SLAP YOU WITH A TANK
<Happysleepan> Hahah
<KamenWriter> Tessa knows that Sam has an ongoing thing with Kits
<KamenWriter> Right?
<Happysleepan> I would assume so
<Happysleepan> DAAMN
<Happysleepan> I can't get over how LONG that fight went on
<KamenWriter> 6 minutes
<Happysleepan> Six fucking minutes
<KamenWriter> It's amazing that it took Tom that long to show up.
<KamenWriter> I think that's a bit of a plot hole :B
<Happysleepan> Also
<DamienLunas> it is a huge plot hole
<Happysleepan> >You need a private room?
<Happysleepan> >Yeah the infirmary ;-;
<KamenWriter> I think he thought Leo came a-rapin' or something.
<KamenWriter> Even though HOW
<Happysleepan> Also
<Happysleepan> CHRIST
<Happysleepan> SHits gonna be awkward with the crew
<Happysleepan> Considering we were just in the middle of the gym
<DamienLunas> you know
<DamienLunas> at this point
<Happysleepan> let alone Leo walking over and slapping her shit
<DamienLunas> I think the crew
<DamienLunas> is treating us like a soap opera
<KamenWriter> We were alone
<KamenWriter> Everyone was at Dinner
<Happysleepan> We were?
<DamienLunas> not the captain
<KamenWriter> Yeah
<DamienLunas> either way
<KamenWriter> Or else Leo would have waited
<KamenWriter> Before slapping your shit
<DamienLunas> at this point, we are a soap opera for the crew.
<DamienLunas> The crew views us as a source of entertaining drama
<DamienLunas> they watch us from the background
<KamenWriter> And slapped your shit in private
<DamienLunas> with popcorn
<DamienLunas> all the gossip in the halls
<DamienLunas> is like
<DamienLunas> "Wait so Teresa broke up with Sam?"
<DamienLunas> "Oh my god, I missed that!"
<DamienLunas> "Yeah I heard there was a fight too. I didn't get to see that but I caught Tom and Teresa having an argument. Teresa looked piiiissed."
<DamienLunas> "Did you record a video?"
<DamienLunas> "You know it. It's on the Tumblr."
<KamenWriter> This is Canon, because it adds much needed levity to this whole depressing affait :B
<Happysleepan> The twins have a secret weekly pamphlet that lets people keep up with it if they're on the night shift
<Happysleepan> Kaz is about to be inducted into the publishing company
<Happysleepan> Sworn to secrecy
<DamienLunas> "I dunno, I hear the whole thing is faked and they're selling it to Fox to raise money for the military."
<DamienLunas> "Gee, don't we have to sign releases for that kind of stuff?"
<Happysleepan> Space would make the best show
<KamenWriter> It would
<Happysleepan> I KNOW, INSIDE OF ME SOONER OR LATER WE GONNA BE FREE
<Happysleepan> COME ON GIRL DON'T MAKE A FUSS LETS HAVE A CONVERSATION THATS NOT JUST ABOUT US
<Happysleepan> http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=ppNC0uAaCv0
<Happysleepan> WE CAN WORK IT NIGHT BY NIGHT
<Happysleepan> Leosaysfuckitandopensanundergrounddanceclub.wav
<Happysleepan> Oh god damnit
<Happysleepan> FUCK
<Happysleepan> Now I can't UNSEE this guy as Leo
<Happysleepan> You suave motherfucker
<KamenWriter> >slap love interest around, verbally abuse her, confuse her with out of left field kiss
<DamienLunas> either way
<KamenWriter> >Get called a Suave motherfucker
<Kazuma> s
<Kazuma> seriously though
<DamienLunas> I'm glad I didn't go with my original plan
<Kazuma> what the fuck was with the kiss
<DamienLunas> which was to tell tessa
<DamienLunas> if you don't go to her you're going to regret it
<KamenWriter> You know
<DamienLunas> maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow
<DamienLunas> but soon, and for the rest of your entire life
<KamenWriter> That probably would have ended up better
<KamenWriter> To go to Tessa
<DamienLunas> no it wouldn't because I caused a time paradox
<DamienLunas> no matter what I said
<DamienLunas> she couldn't go to her
<DamienLunas> because she had to go do the vision quest.
<DamienLunas> I Misunderstood that.
<KamenWriter> Ohhh, I guess.
<Happysleepan> >:I
<Happysleepan> I meant the video
<Happysleepan> But yeah Sam is just sort of reeling from that, so if you want to be liberal in what suave means, sure go ahead
<KamenWriter> Kazuma: It was increasingly clear that Sam would never learn if I just hit her and scolded her.
<KamenWriter> And also Leo is wound as tight as a stopwatch
<KamenWriter> So his mounting sexual tension and his need for an alternate solution to the problem of helping Sam understand was in order
<KamenWriter> The two intersected
<DamienLunas> is
<DamienLunas> is that what they're calling it these days
<KamenWriter> He gave Sam something completely unexpected that she feels she doesn't deserve
<Happysleepan> Man
<Happysleepan> This makes it a lot harder
<Happysleepan> NOW who would be Sam's best man ',:|
<KamenWriter> And then told her, while she would still be reeling from the kiss (and sobered by Leo getting punched), what she needs to do.
<KamenWriter> Stop worrying about Tom, jegusfuck. Worry about making yourself happy first and the rest will follow
<KamenWriter> That's my justification for the kiss and I'm sticking to it
<Happysleepan> Leo totally enjoyed it
<KamenWriter> Well yeah.
<KamenWriter> But that's beside the point
<KamenWriter> Also. Bonus. Finally told Sam how he really felt instead of being an emotionally stunted child about it.
<KamenWriter> And also showed he's mature enough about it to be okay about it not being meant to be.
<KamenWriter> All in all, I'm satisfied in this ending to Leo's participation in this relationship clusterfuck arc.
<Happysleepan> At the same time that I understand why everyone is like, we want you to be happy
<Happysleepan> It pisses me off that Tom and Leo are just like, no it's ok be with her, we'll both be happy like this
<KamenWriter> Well, honestly, it's the gentlemanly thing to do :I
<Happysleepan> It is, but the advice you give could be turned around just as easily
<Happysleepan> >GO for your own happiness, let everything else fall into place
<Happysleepan> If Leo had honestly gone for it, Sam would have pushed for that
<KamenWriter> To be fair
<KamenWriter> Before Leo got haymakered by Sam a few days ago that started him down thinking seriously about this stuff, he was blissfully willfully ignorant of the whole affair.
<DamienLunas> yeah
<DamienLunas> but tom really means
<KamenWriter> Even to how he really felt
<DamienLunas> He WILL be fine
<Happysleepan> Too true
<DamienLunas> because what he didn't tell her
<DamienLunas> was that she TURNED INTO FREYA
<DamienLunas> but didn't turn into sam
<Happysleepan> :o wut
<Happysleepan> Oh ok
<Happysleepan> I was reading that as Leo's stuff still
<KamenWriter> So yeah, even if he doesn't get the girl, consider it a victory for your Emotional and Moral compass duties, Sam
<Happysleepan> And I was like WUT
<KamenWriter> Oh haha
<KamenWriter> You made Leo FEEL something and react to the feeling.
<KamenWriter> That is pretty much your job
<Happysleepan> Even if said feelings hurt
<Happysleepan> So hrmmm
<Happysleepan> Where does this put everyone down the road
<Happysleepan> If Tessa/sam stays intact, Tom/freya, Kaz/twins
<Happysleepan> Leo rising the ranks with Sam as the Rangerbro and Tom as the smooth talking detective?
<Happysleepan> Kazuma
<Happysleepan> What would you see Kaz doing in the future
<KamenWriter> Suffering, somewhere down the line
<Happysleepan> We won't let that happen >:I
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<KamenWriter> Whoops
<Happysleepan> What just happen?
* Happysleepan is now known as Happymancer
<KamenWriter> He's going to end up as a very angry bitter soldier I think, with even more of a bone to pick with TRE
* Happymancer is now known as Happysleepan
<Happysleepan> [03:49] <Happysleepan> We won't let that happen >:I
<Happysleepan> Indeed former me
<KamenWriter> Because, yeah, his mom is going to come back in eventually, she's either going to be evil or being forced to work with TRE, or she's going to get killed
<Happysleepan> Don't say that
<KamenWriter> Or a combo of all three
<Happysleepan> Because that bodes ill for all of us
<KamenWriter> Well, yes it does.
<Happysleepan> Hopefully it won't happen soon
<KamenWriter> But his mom is the one the biggest deal has been made of
<Happysleepan> Because we've had enough samdrama for a good few months
<Happysleepan> And DAMN
<Happysleepan> THis catchup journal is going to be STUFFED
<KamenWriter> Yeah EDMUND quit hogging the spotlight >:I
<Happysleepan> Sowwy :<
<KamenWriter> And I need to do alphabet
<KamenWriter> And... I guess Journal :I oy vey
<KamenWriter> I'll probably skip a few days and focus on the very very recent
<Happysleepan> I haven't done one since Lady S
<Happysleepan> OY VEY
<KamenWriter> Q
<KamenWriter> I'm on Q
<KamenWriter> :IIII
<Happysleepan> Quilts is in turf
<Happysleepan> Damn
<Happysleepan> Hrmmm
<Happysleepan> QQ
<Happysleepan> What everyone does because of Sam
<KamenWriter> Qualified
<KamenWriter> Quiet
<KamenWriter> Are any of my pokemon Quiet nature?
<KamenWriter> let's see
<Happysleepan> Quilava
<Happysleepan> (Quilava is adorable, please do it)
<DamienLunas> didn't
<KamenWriter> OH
<KamenWriter> Quirky
<DamienLunas> that one guy have a quilava
<Happysleepan> ;-;
<DamienLunas> johnny red hat
<Happysleepan> Red hat Johnny
<DamienLunas> didn't he have a quilava leo
<KamenWriter> He did
<Happysleepan> Hrmmm
<Happysleepan> Theoretical if I hadn't rolled that chosen one
<Happysleepan> 1d20 confusion damage
<DiceMaid-9001> Happysleepan, confusion damage: 12 [1d20=12]
<Happysleepan> YEP
<Happysleepan> Woulda been down before I got to use body focus
<Happysleepan> So glad I didn't waste that there
<Happysleepan> But Aeros learned, he stopped using AC based moves and just spammed autohit hits ;-;
<DamienLunas> silly aeros
<DamienLunas> why doesn't he just use the real thing
<DamienLunas> making his blackbelts autohit 3d12
<KamenWriter> Isn't that what Kits was doing?
<DamienLunas> yeah
<DamienLunas> but the real thing it's supposed to be
<DamienLunas> is 7d10 but no autohit
<DamienLunas> so that there's a reason to be a fist weapon master
<Happysleepan> I would've dodged the majority of the 7d10
<Happysleepan> And probably knocked him out
<KamenWriter> Yeah, a LOT of those autohits would have missed
<DamienLunas> bluh, okay I need to get to sleeps
<DamienLunas> night guys