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  def milk(user)
     if user.name.eql? "South Ferry"
	 @client.send_msg "Thank you vewwy much, Sowthy! :3"
	 @client.send_msg "/me purrs and drinks the milk"
	end
	if user.name.eql? "TheKorraFanatic"
	 @client.send_msg ["You love her because she is an arab. (dance)", "So, you left RolePlay Wiki.", "tgpoc misses family friends quotev2", "Give this milk to the one who you MISS.", "Bring in Aiihuan, and she'll get the cookies.", "Old McDonald had a farm", "There are no new milk commands, okay?", "Introducing, the trifecta: CCM, Suiy, SB", "Decline the offer.", "You just a southerner.....", "Give this to CCM, okay?", "Head out, TGPOC.", "Even the bot now? Head the fuck out!", "A Wiki Manager reduced to this. . . ", "Reply as Atticus.", "Hehehehe this is not complicated. FUCK you, tgpoc.", "Go to Heaven's Quotev and look at the Zanessa comments.", "You love her like a stepsister."].sample
	end
	if user.name.eql? "EarthlingnAkumi"
	 @client.send_msg ["Tell your boyfriend to never come back . . . .", "Hehehe pm me if it breaks south", "Hehehe im from maryland and i play the sims", "Give it to Wiggles. . . ", "FanaticBot won't get finished, EnA, so do not poison me . . . ", "There can only be one, you will be replaced. . ", "Go back to the Sims, C.Sy- EnA.", "'Thwanks TG, how can I do without ya?', is what TGPOC would do.", "Give the milk to your ~500 sims you NEET."].sample
	end
	if user.name.eql? "Chase McFly"
	 @client.send_msg ["If you give me more, we'll promote you to Rollback, Marty. . . .", "Liz and Maddie's kickin suite time aliens dragon ball z mario bros void of darkness", "Give this milk to Liz and Maddie. (giggle", "S-stop, or else I'll delete your replies!", "Add in the reply.", "Delete Void of Darkness Wiki.", "I've altered your command. Pray I don't alter it any further.", "Reply as Wellington.", "I think this is meant for TGPOC, this does not taste right . . .", "No.....", "Please no!", "Don't spam the chat, Marty....", "Chase McFly: Do not abuse bot commands."].sample
	end
	if user.name.eql? "Quinton1721"
	 @client.send_msg ["Lgbtabcdef", "A 13 year old neet playing with legeos all day. (chuckle", "Don't use legoes ever again okay?", "Don't mock me!", "Just leave me alone 1721!", "Give this to your IRL gf Q1721.", "Add in blue milk to TDL."].sample
	end
    if user.name.eql? "Spongeyvstheloudhouse"
	 @client.send_msg ["Wonder where SPONG id", "PM for spongey...", "TheInternetRuinedMyLife", "Don't use this command, Foid."].sample
	end
	if user.name.eql? "Professor Hartington"
	 @client.send_msg ["Trump be racist.", "Look, open carrot open carrot!", "We need a plan."].sample
	end
	if user.name.eql? "Messenger of Heaven"
	 @client.send_msg ["Leave them all, Heaven.", "You luv Zanessa, lmfao.", "Hey mother cat! o/", "Meow?", "Sure."].sample
	end
	if user.name.eql? "Downtown Freezy"
	 @client.send_msg ["Vile Jr nukes the WeegeeVerse", "'Beyonce should be l . . liked because she makes good music.", "Did Gabriel __?!", "I do not take milk from SJWs."].sample
	end
end