YuYuYui - Valentine's Day 2022 - 2H

Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 5

[Dormitory kitchen]

Meb: Starting with bonito chocolate, Miroku-san never ceases to amaze me on Valentine's Day.

Tou: For sure. I was never even aware of the possibility of soy sauce on cacao.

Its: Aah, Tougou-senpai, Yuuna-san, you're finally back...

Yuu: Eh? But we never left.

Suz: You went somewhere else while staying here... It's a long story...

Shi: Ah... I almost forgot. Kagajou... This is for you.

Suz: Eh, you're giving it to me? Thank you~, Shizuku~. I'm gonna peck at it little by little♪

Tou: Fufu, you must really love Shizuku-chan if you're going to eat it so preciously.

Suz/Shi: Eh?

Yuu: That's true. It's lovey-dochirp♪

Shi: No, it's not... For Kagajou, it's Miroku love.

Yuu/Tou: Eeh?

Suz: Haa"a"aaaaaaaaaaah!?!? What are you talking about, Shizuku!? Who would love Miroku-san!?

Yum: Excuse me!? How impertinent and rude! What is it you're implying!!?

Meb: Exactly, Suzume. You better watch your beak... mouth. Because this year, didn't you have something for Miroku-san...?

Suz: It's not my fault if she's always saying weird stuff and yelling louder than there's any reason to!

Yum: And you, Suzume-san!? What I am to say about your incessant, obnoxious chirping!?

Suz/Yum: I can't do anything about the noise!

Ren: Silence. Even though you have kissed.

Yum/Suz: Wha-... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?

Yuu/Its/Tou: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?

Suz: W-W-We didn't, we didn't! That was a misunderstanding, a failed attempt!

Tou: W-When did that happen...?

Suz: During Christmas last year... Waaaaaaah, I'm digging my own grave!

Aya: Suzume-senpai, you dropped something from your pocket. Oh? "To Miroku-san", aah, it's chocolate♪

Meb: Huh? So you still haven't given her?

Suz: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaah! Why's this going down the horrible "so you're like that after all, kyah♪" route!

Yum: Suzume-san... Is this for me? I see... I am much obliged.

Suz: Eh... W-What happened to arguing...? You're not going to laugh and proudly declare your victory...?

Yum: Would I, as a member of the Miroku family, act in such a vulgar manner?

Yum: I, Miroku Yumiko! Shall never stoop to ridiculing someone's kind intentions.

Shi: It's over...... You lost, Kagajou~.

Suz: Gn... T-Thanks for... accepting it. I-I hope you... live a long and healthy life!

Yum: D-Do you see me as an old woman!? Jeez... You small, helpless bird. Fufufufu.

[Sanshuu middle school - Hallway]

Wak: I will be taking my leave... Oh?

Anz/Hin: Wakaba-san! / Wakaba-chan!

Wak: You were waiting for me? We have received many festival participation requests during the weekdays from Taisha.

Wak: Which is was I was called to discuss arrangements regarding classes and tests.

Hin: Is that all...?

Wak: Yes, that was all.

Anz: O-Of course, Hinata-san. Suspecting the principal to be a member of the fan club was going too far...

Hin: Haa... What a relief. My fears were unfounded. I'm glad you're safe, Wakaba-chan!

Wak: What are you talking about?

Anz: Well... We had reasons to believe your fan club is planning your kidnapping...

Wak: Kidnapping? Me? Hahahaha! What kind of joke is that?

Anz: I know! You wouldn't lose to some regular students in a fight of strength!

Hin: Phew... This put me at ease. I'm now able to prepare a special dinner and chocolate stress-free♪

Hin: Go shopping at the mall, and put on decorations while Wakaba-chan is taking a bath.

Hin: Eat dinner together, give her chocolate for dessert, and later, while we're relaxing as we watch a movie...

Anz: W-What will you do while you're watching a movie?

Hin: Oh no, Anzu-san! You won't get to hear me say something like this, ufufufufu♪

Anz: III-It hurts, Hinata-san, it hurts! But I'm happy you two can be happy together♪


Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 6

[Hero Club room]

Tam: Anzu's gone again. Alright... In the meantime. Shizukaa~.

Kir: Here I am, welcome! What's up, Tamarin? Business with me?

Tam: I thought I'd give you tamachoco this year. Here, you can take it.

Kir: Eh, ya givin' it to me?

Tam: Yeah. Back when Anzu didn't feel well, Tama said you couldn't understand a thing about Heroes because you're a Miko...

Tam: I regretted saying it ever since. I finally have the opportunity, so I wanted to apologize properly...

Tam: It was wrong of me to say this! Please forgive me!

Kir: C'mon! Raise yer head! I wasn't too soft on ya either, we can call it even.

Kir: Ye're not alone losin' yer temper when things get out of hand. We're just middle schoolers, after all.

Tam: Shizukaa... I feel better after hearing it. Thank you. You're a good person.

Kir: Right back at ya. Ye're a dang good girl, Tamarin♪

Mit: We're all mentally middle schoolers... but some people in the Hero Club are actually in their twenties.

Nat: Fuu...... These are my feelings. Please accept them.

Fuu: T-Thank you for doing this every year. So uuh... What are we doing today...? Wanna... come over?

Nat: Sure...... If you're okay with it, I'd be glad to.

Fuu: Then...... Yeah. I'll give you mine tonight...

Aki: Kwaah~! What a graphic atmosphere. Do these kinds of things in private!

Fuu: It'd be even more graphic in private!

Aka: TTTTT-That's right! A Hero plays fair and square with pure same-sex relationships!

Ren: Absolutely! Yuuna, come this way.

Aka: Re-Renchi!? Why did you appear out of... Wawah!? Wait, wait... Waah~~!

Uta: She agreed to it and proceeded to go hide somewhere with Akamine-san...

Kar: Somehow... It's still chaos with or without the Sonokos. Is Valentine's Day the Hero Club's unlucky day...

Wak: I just passed Renge dragging Akamine by the neck, did something happen?

Tam: Oh, you're finally back. How was the principal's sermon?

Wak: Sermon? I don't have a clue about this, but there's something I need to do. Tamako, take this chocolate.

Wak: Your honesty, even though you can be reckless, has saved us many times. I'll be counting on you in the future.

Tam: Nyahaha! You're not a leader for nothing. You get it♪ Hm hm. Feel free to leave it ta ma every time you want!

Hin: Sumi-chan. If you would accept this. Help yourself.

Sum: From Hinata-san... Thank you very much!

Hin: Even in times when I cannot, it is thanks to you that order in the Hero Club is assured.

Hin: May you stay as diligent and upright as ever.

Sum: Yes! I will protect the Hero Club's discipline no matter what! Ah, Yuuna-san...

Yuu: We're back~! The sentinels were having such a good time, we sneaked out♪

Sum: Um...! Though you have had enough sweets already, please accept this shokoraato.

Yuu: Thank you, Sumi-chan!

Sum: When looking at how happy Tougou-san is, I am always surprised by her willow-like softness.

Sum: For the stiff Washio Sumi to turn into the soft Tougou Mimori, I believe it must have been the results of your efforts.

Sum: I look forward to your continued guidance and support.

Chi: D-Dramatic much... Washio-san can compare to Hanamoto-san in times like these.

Yos: I am unworthy of such praise, Koori-sama!

Aki: It wasn't praise.

Sek: But if Tougou was a willow, she'd bend so much her head would reach the ground. Just look at this face.

Tou: Ufufufu. I'm so brimming with Yuuna-chan today, jealousy isn't on the menu~♪

Yuu: Because our mochi was chocolate daifuku mochi♪(*1)

Tou: A~h♪ I wanted to say that you little line thief~, ufufufufufu♪

Its: Aah... They're gone again. I'm scared when she's upset, but this is also kinda... Haa.

Anz: Maybe because of the sheer density, I can't feel Sonoko-sensei's byooo... Huh? They aren't here.

Yuz: If you're looking for them, they left together quite some time earlier.

Wak: What? Could it be a ruse... No, it's impossible. They wouldn't do that this year... I think.

Note 1: Jealousy is said "yaki mochi"


Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 7

[Akamine's room]

Aka: Why won't you let go of me already? What's gotten into you!?

Ren: Yuuna...

Aka: W-What...?

Ren: Was the black cow tongue tasty?

Aka: Eh, yeah... very.

Ren: Isn't that nice. How many have you eaten?

Aka: Uuh... I think 3... or 4. Why are you asking me that? Your sermon won't affect me!

Aka: Because you don't feel anything for me, you don't have the right to complain about what I do!

Ren: Drink this.

Aka: W-What is this? A protein cup...?

Ren: I have started calorie calculations from square one. This drink is composed of condensed nutrients you lack.

Aka: H-Haa...? Waah, it smells like chocolate. H-Hmph! Are you trying to get your revenge by making me fat?

Ren: Do you believe Miroku would resort to devious schemes? The great intellectual that is Miroku?

Aka: F-Fine, I just have to drink this stuff! Gulp... Huh... There's not a speck of sweetness...

Ren: As Miroku had intended to prepare you a gorgeous feast for dinner, I had further lowered caloric limits in advance.

Ren: Watching you eating fish so gluttonously, Miroku took notice of the errors of her ways.

Ren: I therefore made modifications to all plans, in order to prevent excess fat absorption, and compensate for calories expended in battle with proteins...

Ren: Which is where this Mirotein drink of my own naming came to be!

Aka: Mi-Mirotein drink!?

Ren: Valentine's Day shall not be a day to force your feelings unto others, it ought to be a day to treasure others...

Ren: Mastery of the special dish of soy cacao and Miroku's sudden revised behavior has defeated you perhaps?

Aka: Defeat... Are you making this a match!? You weren't saying all that to say I'm important!?

Ren: ...? What odd conclusion have you drawn? You are obviously Miroku's precious rival. What of it?

Aka: Haa~... Kukuku, ahahaha! You're unshakable, but I'm not calling this a defeat.

Aka: Because you made a critical miscalculation!

Ren: Pardon me? Hmph, Miroku cannot commit mistakes, or do you have proof to support this claim?

Aka: That's easy. Just look at this!

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Ren: T-This is...! Dumbbell-shaped chocolate cake!?

Aka: I ordered it to eat together. I kept this a secret, so this is outside your calculations.

Ren: Y-Yes, certainly... Have you gone on a diet so you could eat this with Miroku...?

Aka: Yes... Sorry. I got angry at you for something you didn't know about...

Ren: Hmph... Apologies are unneeded. Failure to account for your perfectly hidden plan was Miroku's miscalculation.

Ren: Haa... Somehow, in the end, all is the fault of Miroku's loss of control.

Aka: Somehow... You didn't understand?

Ren: Mmh?

Aka: Weren't you jealous because I paid more attention to onee-sama than you♪?

Ren: ......What is this baseless conjecture? As I expected from the epitome of musclebrains.

Aka: S-Shut up! Let's drop this and eat the cake.

Ren: Hmph, we shall. I will be brewing tea.

Ren: Ah, I'm good... I have Mirotein.

Ren: With the cake being an unexpected factor, you will exceed your calorie limit if you do so.

Aka: It's okay... I want to drink all the chocolate you made for me.

Ren: Yuuna...

Aka: Plus, you'll think about a new diet menu starting tomorrow, won't you?

Ren: Hmph, naturally. I am ready.

Aka/Ren: Fufufufufufu♪


Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 8

[Hero Club room]

Meb: Here, Aya-chan♪

Aya: Here, Mebuki-senpai♪

Meb: Waah, chocolate and a towel? There's even... a cat embroidery! From you?

Aya: Yes♪ Thank you for the chocolate and the cute wooden bunny statue♪

Kar: Ah~... Just as they came back, that happened. I'll get cavities looking at them.

Fuu: They're all the same, coming to a crowded room just so they can flirt~.

Sek: Now that the Sonokos aren't an issue, the couples who did it in secret until last year are doing it out in the open.

Yuz: Do you call this a couple?

Kir: Yep. Couple. Pair. Duo. Avec.

Its: Aveku!?

Kir: Avec.

Mit: Pronunciation aside...... No we don't.

Tam: A~ah, if we had a subtitle from the Sonokos, it could've had something that made more sense as a whole~...

Anz: Do you want me to try? Uuh~... Love... love...

Yuu: From the southern islands??

Gin: That's an aye-aye too!

Tak: Gin-chan, I don't have a good idea, but I can give you this chocolate.

Gin: Yay! Thank you, Takashima-san!

Tak: Thank you too for always playing video games with Gun-chan.

Tak: You're so good, Gun-chan has a blast playing every time, and that makes me happy♪

Gin: And when you're with her, she plays until a reasonable hour and goes to sleep, it's much less to worry about.

Yos: (Aah, Takashima-sama. You care even for Koori-sama's health... What a wonderful love that is yours!)

Chi: U-Um... Takashima-san. Do you mind if we take a breather soon, just the two of us...?

Tak: Eh... Ah, can you wait just a little longer? I'd like to talk with Gin-chan some more.

Chi: O-Of course, sorry for bothering! I'll come back later. Don't worry about me.

Yos: Koori-sama is disappointed...!? I cannot allow this, I must advise Takashima-sama...!

Aki: Hold on, you stay here. Don't go sticking your nose into their business, Hanamoto-chan.

Yos: Don't interrupt me, Aki-senpai. Or I will give you a large serving of pepper steak.

Aki: No, I hate peppers! Wait, no... Seriously. In human relationships, there are certain boundaries that need to be drawn.

Yos: But...!

Aki: As a friend, there is a proper time to give and receive advice.

Aki: Takashima-chan and Koori-chan are both Heroes, they must both be well aware of it... So please leave them alone.

Uta: Hello! This is White Swan farm for fresh vegetables♪

Yos: Excuse me, could I ask for an emergency delivery of peppers to Sanshuu middle school?

Aki: Nooooooo! It was a good scene where I had a good line, so whyyyyyyyyyyy!?

Aizawari Eri: Due to a lack of response, we'll be making our flashy entrance. Excuse us!

Wakaba fan club: Excuse us!

Suz: Waah, scary, I'm dead! Huh...? I think I recognize your faces, aren't you...

Hin: Nogi Wakaba fan club... President Aizawa Eri. Good day to you♪ What business do you have?

Aizawa Eri: Allow me to.. A-A-Allow Suzuki to explain...!

Suzuki Tomoka: Oh my~, doesn't Wakaba-sama's astute manager not have a clear idea of what we would want on a February 14?

Anz: Awawawawa... E-E-Emergencyyyyyy!

[School gate]

SON/Son: Valentine and Van Allen are unrelated! Ahahahahahaha♪

Son: Thank you for helping me, Sonoko-senpai~♪ ......Eh, what~?

Yamada Yoshiko: You're... Nogi Sonoko-sans, right? Why don't you come with us...

SON: Sans? Like Marina Bay Sands~?

Yamada Yoshiko: Eh, that's what came to mind!? Nevermind that, you're coming with us, right now. Get them, fighter squad!

Female karate club captain: Nogi Wakaba fan club member n°32! Yes, kiss, miss! Kyeeeeeeeeeeh!

Female jeet Kune Do club captain: Nogi Wakaba fan club member n°46! Atatatatata, hwachaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Female kendo club captain: Nogi Wakaba fan club member n°5! Handsome mask nooooooodle!(*1)

Son: Wh~~at~~♪?

SON: What awaits Nogi Sonoko, as a whole fighter squad variation appeared before them!!?

Note 1: Handsome is "ikemen", mask and noodle are both said "men".