Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019)

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[distant siren wailing]
[snoring]

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[alarm beeping]

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[alarm stops]
[sighs]

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[snoring]

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[subway train whirring]

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[panting]
[indistinct chatter]

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Hold it! Hold it!

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Okay, hold it, please!

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[sighs]

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And good morning to you.

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♪ Enjoy the show♪
[man] Yeah, thanks.

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♪ Enjoy the show♪

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♪ Enjoy the show♪
[chuckles]
[woman] Thank you.

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I'm not
a part of the show.

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Unfortunately for you guys.
[woman] Oh.

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Hi. Oh, my God,
it's so good to...

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No, we don't know each other.
[laughs]

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The intermission
is just a woman screaming
for ten minutes.

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-[woman] Thank you so much.
-Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

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There's no hats allowed
in the theater.

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Okay.

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♪ There are no refunds♪

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♪ And have the best time♪

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[chuckles]

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Okay, Brittany,
we got to talk.
Oh.

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Come on.
Sorry. I just got to take this
very important phone call.

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-[tape tearing]
-Okay, I'll hold.

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Just hold the phone
for one second.

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Okay, I'm all yours,
but first, quick question:

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Why do you keep
calling me Brittany

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when you know
my name is Babe?

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I am lost in the city,

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and I can't find my farm.

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-You're late every day.
-That'll do, Shannon.

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Stop.
That'll do.

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Brittany, this is a job.

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I'm just trying
to make you laugh.

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Do you know
what that means?

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Everyone else has to pick up
after you and do your stuff.

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I just feel like you don't know
the things that have to happen
to take care of your being late.

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Hang on one second.
Like the things
that I have to do.

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Sorry, I'm just--
Got to take this.

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Hello?

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Oh, no.

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Everyone I know is dead.

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[reporter] The New York City Marathon is getting underway right now.

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[reporter 2]
Live on Staten Island
this morning.

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50,000 people from around
the world are racing today.

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So, what brings you in today?

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Uh, I have a hard time
focusing. Mm.

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You get enough sleep
every night?

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How much is enough?

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Mm, six to eight hours.

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Oh, way more than that.
[chuckles]

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[British accent]
That's not the problem.

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[both chuckling]

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[normal voice]
Uh...

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But I...
I had a friend who was
also just very out of it,

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and she was prescribed,
um...

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Oh, what is it? Adderall?

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And now she's very alert.

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[clicks tongue]
You know...

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some people abuse Adderall
for recreational purposes.

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What?
[whispers] Yeah.

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That's crazy.
It's true.

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I'm sorry you have to
deal with that.

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Well, I do.
Yeah.

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All the time.

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Yeah, but she's
a good girl like me.

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Yeah, we met at church,
serving soup
to the homeless.

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But, uh, what did...

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This happens all the time.
Wh-What were we saying?

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Do you snore?
Snore?

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Maybe you're not getting
good quality sleep.

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This is not about sleep.

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[British accent]
We're getting off track.

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Maybe we both need
some Adderall.

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[chuckles, British accent]
Maybe.

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All right.
[both laugh]

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[normal voice]
Uh, you're five-six,
197 pounds.

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Your body mass index is high,
and that can cause
a disruptive sleep pattern.

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[normal voice]
My wh-wh-what is what?

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A healthy BMI is around 25.

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Yours is 31, 32.

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Uh... [chuckles]

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Yelp said you were
a great, cheap doctor,

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and I feel like you're
sort of slinging labels
at me all of a sudden.

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Just a diagnosis.

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Diagnosing me
as what, fat?

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All body types
are beautiful.

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That's true.

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And you also want
to be healthy.

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Okay. I feel like you
totally missed the point
of those Dove ads.

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[sighs]

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Brittany, I'm not gonna
give you Adderall,

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but I am glad
that you're seeing a doctor.

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Your resting heart rate
is elevated.

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Your blood pressure's
very high,

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especially
for a 28-year-old.

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For you, I'm worried about
fatty liver disease.

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Oh, even my liver's fat,
huh?

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Let's get you healthy.
Diet, exercise.

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I want you to try losing
between 45 and 55 pounds.

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That's the weight
of a Siberian husky.
[chuckles]

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You want me to pull
a medium-sized working dog
off of my body. Is that right?

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Hey, I know
it's hard to hear.

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And look, a lot of people
struggle with their weight

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because of thyroid issues
and genetic predispositions,

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and in many cases,
they're heavy but healthy.

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But you left a lot
of your history blank,

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and I can only go off
what you're telling me.

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Would you say that you make
healthy lifestyle choices?

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♪ Don't wipe this smile
Right off my face♪

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♪ Don't want this fragile heart To break♪

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♪ Ah, emoji
Ah, ah, emoji♪

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♪ Boy, I think
You must be cool♪

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♪ 'Cause you use
The alien face...♪

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Alexander, drinks on me
for this side of the room.

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[patrons cheering]
This girl's fucking awesome!

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[man] Nobody listen to her.
She doesn't have any money.

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Hey, you're f--
you're fine.
Mm.

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You're fine.
Thank you.

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My girlfriend dumped me.

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Well, your girlfriend's
stupid.

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-You want to go to the bathroom?
-Maybe. You're pretty cute.

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[both laughing]

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You-- You can rest
your knees on these.

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[song continues playing]

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji♪
♪ Ah, emoji, ah, ah...♪

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We're, like,
full-blown adults.

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-I don't wanna.
-Promise me that
we'll keep in touch.

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Gretchen, you're gonna hit
25,000 followers.

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-Oh, thanks, girl.
-And, Brittany.

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You'll always be
the funniest person I know.

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Who, me?

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That's right, bitches!
Suck it!

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I'm the funniest person
she knows.

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji♪
♪ Ah, emoji♪

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♪ Ah, ah, emoji
Ah, emoji♪

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[music distorts]
♪ I'd rather stay emoji♪

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♪ Ah, emoji
Ah, ah, emoji♪

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♪ Ah, emoji, ah, ah♪

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji♪

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♪ Don't wipe this smile
Right off my face♪

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♪ Ah, emoji♪

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♪ Ah, ah, emoji♪
♪ I'd rather stay emoji♪

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♪ Don't wipe this smile
Right off my face♪

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Girls, I got to go
to the bathroom
real quick. [chuckles]

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♪ I'd rather stay emoji♪

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♪ Don't wipe this smile♪

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♪ Right off my face♪
[subway train rattling]

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♪ Just when you think
Of me♪

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[sighs]

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Oh, look.
Moneybags Martha.

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With a lecture,
no doubt.

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Hey, guys.

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Listen,
when you're disrobing,

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try not to leave
all your shit
in the hallway.

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That'd be the third time
this month.

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Just saying,
change is possible.

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Right? I get going out,
having fun, but...

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got to be respectful
of others.

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[shudders]

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I got to take off
my jacket.

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Starting to feel like
everyone's lives
are going places

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and mine's sort of stuck.

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What? [scoffs]
You've got a job,

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um, a top-notch best friend
and roommate.

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Right?
No, I know. I know.

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Did I tell you
about that old,
bald asshole at the school

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who was rude to me
and then asked
to see a teacher?

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I was like,
"I am a teacher."

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Like, what the fuck,
right?

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Is that stupid of me?
To be mad?
No, he's a dick.

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He was such a dick.
Yeah.

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[chimes]

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-Should we let it dry?
-Yeah.

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-We'll do the rest tomorrow.
-All right. Night, Gretch.

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Night.

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[door closes]

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[tapping keys]

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[British accent] Oh, what a beautiful cake.

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You made this for me, did you?
[Brittany laughing on video]

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-Oh, I love it! Beautiful.-[Brittany] Happy birthday!

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[Brittany whooping on video]

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Make a wish, Dad.

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[blows]
[others cheering, laughing]

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[cheering,
festive chatter over video]

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[chuckles]
There are so many ways

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you can have
an extravagant lifestyle
in any space.

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[Brittany murmurs mockingly] Like us right now!

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Mm!
[Gretchen chuckles]

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[footsteps
running down stairs]

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[sighs]

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[door bangs open
in distance]

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Fucking Martha.

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Good morning, New York

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and all of my international followers.

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[chuckles] There are so many ways you can have an extrav--

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I see, under
"What are your fitness goals?"

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you just drew
a frowny face.

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Yeah.
[chuckles]

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Yeah, uh... I just...

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I need to get
a teeny bit healthier.

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[British accent]
Doc says I'm a big fat pig.
[laughs]

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Well, I mean,
we can help you with that.

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[normal voice]
Could've at least faked
a compliment, like,

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"No, you don't...
you don't need to
come here in the gym."

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Oh, I'm sorry. Um...
I mean, I like your shirt.

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You can go ahead with
whatever you're gonna--
what the spiel is.

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We have a bunch
of membership options to fit
all your fitness needs,

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with rates as low
as $129 a month.

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I'm sorry,
I thought you said,
um, "as low,"

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and then
$129 for a month.

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Yeah,
that's a starting rate.

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$129 a month,
and for that you get access

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to everything in the gym
except half of it.

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That's-- So, every person
we've walked by

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has $129
to just give to you?

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Is there a sliding scale
for people in debt
up to their tits?

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[chuckles]
Uh...

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Okay, you do know that people
can go outside, though,

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and just be outside
and, like, do things?

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Absolutely.

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And that's the same
fitness experience.

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You know, you pay
for our facilities.

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But going for a run outside,
that is zero, and then this one
is-- What is it again?

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Okay.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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-Oh!
-Excuse me. Sorry.

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[vehicle passes]
[horn honks]

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♪ Cold rain♪

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Mm. Oh, my God.
[music continues playing]

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Sea salt.

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That's what you have.
You have sea salt.

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Perfect.

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[Brittany sobbing
in distance]

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[sobbing continues]

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Hello.

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Hello in there.

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It's Catherine.

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Who?

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I think you call me
Moneybags Martha in 3-S.

244
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,941
I don't have
any of my shit out there.

245
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,639
No, I know.
I just want to know
if you're okay, or--

246
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,468
Well, I can make some coffee
if you need...

247
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,905
Are you okay?

248
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,342
I don't... [sniffles]
need your pity, so--

249
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,910
Thank you, though.
No pity.

250
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,433
[scoffs]
Really?

251
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,435
I Google-stalked you
when I moved in.

252
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:35,787
A husband, two kids,
a penthouse on 51st and 7th.

253
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,790
You got an Astoria apartment
that you bought 20 years ago

254
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,706
that you just, like,
use as your photography studio.

255
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,534
Zero pity?

256
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,581
It's nice to hear someone
thinks my life is so idyllic.

257
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,541
I'm not trying to flatter you,
you fucking narcissist.

258
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,066
Your life is easier than mine.

259
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,427
I'm broke.

260
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,256
I'm fat.

261
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,957
My liver's shutting down
or something.

262
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:20,920
And I applied
to rescue a dog
from a kill shelter...

263
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:26,838
[sniffles] and they told me
that I couldn't give the dog
the kind of future it deserved.

264
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,276
A kill shelter.

265
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,496
I am sure that you have
a lot to offer.

266
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,412
[sniffles, shudders]

267
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,809
I'm almost 30,

268
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:45,553
and everyone's
falling in love or...

269
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,730
getting great jobs
or having kids

270
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:52,603
who are fucking adorable
and get 10,000 likes.

271
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,257
Life's hard.

272
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,781
I mean, when I was your age,
I was such a wreck.

273
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,653
Have you ever woken up
on the ground

274
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,222
and realized that the pillow
that you were sleeping on

275
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,354
was... was a dead rat?

276
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,139
It's New York City.

277
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,229
I've slept...
Yes, I've slept on a rat.

278
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,231
Well, I've got secrets.

279
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:15,061
I've got things that
I'm not gonna tell my kids
until they're older.

280
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,671
I was in rehab.

281
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,500
For alcohol or for, like,
a sprained ankle?

282
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,676
For, like, needle stuff.

283
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,025
Wh-- Heroin?

284
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,681
Are you gloating
about it?

285
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,684
Congratulations.
You really scrubbed that
off your Web presence.

286
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,425
Hey, I was 23. I was...

287
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,643
Oh, you don't--

288
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:33,862
...insecure about everything.

289
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,646
It's dirty.

290
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,040
I found what I thought
was a group
of real artists, so--

291
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,652
We find validation in very
unhealthy places sometimes.

292
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,872
'Cause life's overwhelming,
and every single day,

293
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,874
I'm just trying
to get through it--

294
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,919
just minute by minute,
day by day--

295
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,010
and try not
to get overwhelmed

296
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,969
by giving myself...

297
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,755
little goals.

298
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:02,064
Please let me be
in my apartment alone.

299
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,545
Okay.

300
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,522
[sighs]

301
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,979
One block.

302
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,895
One block.

303
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,333
[exhales sharply]

304
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,862
[panting]

305
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,612
[indistinct chatter]

306
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,440
-[Brittany] Oh.
-[woman] Oh!

307
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:14,658
-[boys chattering]
-Whoa.

308
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,356
Aah! Damn!

309
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,318
Fucking New York.

310
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,766
[groaning]

311
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,555
[panting quietly]

312
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,863
[footsteps
descending stairs]

313
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,256
[Catherine]
Wow.

314
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,171
Look at you.

315
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,130
That step's broken,
so just be careful.

316
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,567
Oh.
They should put
a sign up.

317
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:59,399
Hey, um, listen,
I'm part of this runners'
group on Saturdays, and...

318
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,489
You give me
judgmental looks
for three years,

319
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,753
and now you want me
to join a running group
with you?

320
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,149
I thought
we had a thing.

321
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,499
Sorry about
the olive branch.

322
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,940
[grunts, laughs]
[Brittany] Bruno!

323
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,551
-Oh, my God, Demetrius
he's gotten so big.
-[Bruno] Hi, Aunt Brittany!

324
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,510
Look at him.
He's got a little Afro
and everything.

325
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,816
Looking like
a civil rights attorney.

326
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,340
Come here.
Hey, go get changed.

327
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,993
I'm taking Bruno
to the bank today.

328
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,126
Go upstairs
and get changed, boy.

329
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,433
I'm taking you to the bank
just the same way
I took youto the bank

330
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,261
when you opened
your first account.

331
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,264
Bruno and I'll have
about the same balance
as of right now.

332
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,526
Brittany,
you're gonna be fine, okay?

333
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,832
Everything's gonna
work out for you.

334
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,227
You were smart and creative even when you was a kid, and that'll take you places.

335
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,360
Don't worry about it.

336
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:51,277
Hey, man, what happened to you?
You get caught in the rain?

337
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,453
Oh. It's sweat.

338
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,934
I, uh... I ran today.

339
00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:01,765
Why the hell you do that?
Was somebody chasing you
or something?

340
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,463
Philadelphia misses you,
honey!

341
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,465
Cici, hey.

342
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,423
Oh, you look so good.

343
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,818
I look like
I happened to be under a woman
when her water broke.

344
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,820
[chuckles]
I don't get it.

345
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,126
No? Just... Oh.

346
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,693
Eh. Bye.

347
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,261
Your sister is always
moving and shaking

348
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,611
and walking around
and doing stuff.

349
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,179
She won't sit down
for nothing.

350
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,877
On Saturday,
she's spearheading
a Habitat for Humanity.

351
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,836
What are you doing
this weekend?

352
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:32,318
[groans]
My legs are so sore.

353
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,800
Would you ever want to go
for a run with me?

354
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,194
I just got in my head.

355
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,761
I want to find a way
to distract myself

356
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,067
so I can get to the point
where I can run a mile.

357
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,376
If I do too much cardio,
I get too skinny too quickly.
Remember?

358
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,204
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

359
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,162
Yeah, don't do that.

360
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,513
Boink. [chuckles]

361
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,910
Okay, welcome, or welcome back,
to Astoria Runners Group.

362
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:03,000
-Hoody-hoo!
-[group whooping, clapping]

363
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,702
I'm Tesla, the organizer.
We're going
a light two miles today.

364
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,007
Oh, my God.

365
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,444
Springing
for nine-minute miles,

366
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,663
so if that's your goal,
keep up with me.

367
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,056
You ready?
Yeah!

368
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,232
On your marks, get set--
[group] Hoody-hoo!

369
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,235
[runners whooping, clapping]

370
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:30,680
[panting]

371
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,860
[panting]
Fuck.

372
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,604
[exhales]
You can do it.

373
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,214
Yeah, I know.
I'm doing it.

374
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:46,305
Oh, sorry.
I'm talking to myself.

375
00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:49,960
I can't give up,
or my kid'll judge me.

376
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:53,921
I hyperventilated
after a potato sack race
at his preschool.

377
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:57,185
He was like,
"Papa, are you my mommy?"

378
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,667
And I was like,
"No, I'm your papa."

379
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:04,497
And he was like,
"Well, why are you so girly?"

380
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:07,804
So, I taught him about
gender stereotyping.

381
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:12,548
I went on my first run,
and in six weeks,
I'm running a 5K.

382
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,507
Why are you doing that
to yourself?

383
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:15,943
You're gonna
lose that thing.

384
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:17,727
The race?
Yeah.

385
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:20,643
You don't do it to win it.
You do it to finish it.

386
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:25,256
You can do it, Seth.
You're a goddamn gazelle.

387
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,867
Adherence
is half the battle.

388
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:27,911
[Seth groans]

389
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,914
[panting]

390
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:34,396
Wait.
That was two miles?

391
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,006
I've never done that before
in my life.

392
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,660
Hoody-hoo!

393
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,447
Yeah.
What's your name?

394
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:43,753
I'm Brittany.

395
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,276
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum♪

396
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:48,279
♪ Hey, it's Brittany♪

397
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:51,108
♪ She needs to take A shit-nee♪

398
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,328
On the harmony.
♪ Best part of running♪

399
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,199
♪ Is nothing, I hate it♪

400
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,811
♪ But when I get home, I'm happy I made it♪

401
00:22:57,985 --> 00:22:59,116
♪ Doom, doom, doom, doom♪

402
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:01,467
[panting]

403
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,913
-And she had
the same dress on as me.
-Sure, sure, sure.

404
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,786
-Britt!
-Gretch!

405
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,266
Britt, let's blaze.

406
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:22,705
Fucking New York.

407
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,842
What was it
my friend wanted?

408
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,322
Uh...

409
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,765
Oh, that's on backwards.

410
00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,767
[laughs]
Come on, it's funny.

411
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:43,073
Okay, I'll fix it.

412
00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:00,264
-[Brittany chuckling]
-What? Brittany, oh, my God.

413
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,788
Oh, hey, we need shots.

414
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,660
My roommate here literally
lost a hundred pounds.

415
00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:06,619
Well, 22.

416
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,536
Still, that's, like,
the same weight
as 11 MacBooks.

417
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,799
[British accent]
I got a dozen less laptops
in me stomach.

418
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,583
[crowd exclaiming]

419
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:17,412
[man]
19-20.

420
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:23,244
I, uh-- I found
this health calculator
online,

421
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:26,029
which is kind of cool,
and I have a goal weight now.

422
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:28,467
Yeah? What is it, like 120?

423
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,252
Uh, 152.

424
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:34,821
My blood pressure's down,
and I even signed up
for my first 5K.

425
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,518
Shut up.
You're gonna run a marathon?

426
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:40,740
No, a marathon's 26 miles.
5K's only three.

427
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,133
Oh, my gosh, thank you
for the support, Terrence.

428
00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:44,918
[Gretchen]
Well, cool.

429
00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,355
Are you gonna try and run faster
than the other people or...

430
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,270
Oh, it's just about
finishing it.

431
00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:52,447
Oh, you should
come out after with me
and my running friend, Seth.

432
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:54,580
[Gretchen] Uh, wait.
[crowd exclaiming]

433
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:57,234
-Running friend, Seth?
-Yeah.

434
00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,671
You never mentioned him
before.

435
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:01,717
Is he a serious runner,
or is he like you?

436
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:04,459
He's like me, I guess.

437
00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:08,811
Terrence, babe,
tell Brittany
you're excited for her.

438
00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:11,379
[Terrence]
Yeah.

439
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,511
[man]
20-20.

440
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:19,518
[runners whooping, murmuring]

441
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,917
[runners] And seven, six,

442
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:30,224
five, four,

443
00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:33,880
three, two, one.

444
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:36,883
[air horn blares]
[runners cheering]

445
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,972
[both panting]

446
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:40,843
Oh, my God.

447
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,157
We're going backwards.
[Seth exhales]

448
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:52,725
Oh, my God.

449
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:54,596
[runners shouting excitedly]

450
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:58,774
[man] All right! Good job!
[man 2] Proud of you guys.

451
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,386
[Seth sighs]

452
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,041
How's my baby?
Doing okay?

453
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,695
[man]
I'm so tired.

454
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:08,654
[child babbles]

455
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:11,308
[Seth]
I know. I'm a rock star.

456
00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:13,441
Um, so we'll just do
a large cheese pizza.

457
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,877
That should be enough,
yeah?

458
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,531
Oh, do you want to do
the appetizer trio, too?

459
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,838
We'll do the appetizer trio
as well.

460
00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,187
Brittany.

461
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,841
You want to go see Daddy
by the flowers?

462
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,407
Go see Daddy
by the flowers?
[Brittany chuckles]

463
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,106
-Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
-Oh, my God.

464
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,368
Oh, you're in
our runners' group.

465
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,936
Yeah.
Did you run the 5K?

466
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,721
-Hey, that's great.
-You should join us.

467
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:34,418
Oh, she has kids.
It's a Saturday.

468
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,464
Oh, no, they're at
their dad's this weekend.

469
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:39,206
Oh, I didn't--
I didn't know
you were divorced.

470
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,078
Soon.
That's why I'm crashing
at the studio.

471
00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:43,819
I'm a photographer,

472
00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,691
and I've got the apartment
right above Brittany's.

473
00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:47,257
Oh, smell you.

474
00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:49,477
Wait, so you know this
much-talked-about Gretchen.

475
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,045
I thought she was gonna be
at the finish line.

476
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,742
She had a late night.

477
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,439
Oh, I wanted to meet
your best friend.

478
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,051
[chuckles]
It's not the end
of the world.

479
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,356
[tapping keys]

480
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,271
Oof. [sighs]

481
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:04,666
Jesus Christ, is that me?

482
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:09,845
-[door opens]
-[Gretchen] Brittany.

483
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:11,760
Oh, my God,
Terrence is in Boston.

484
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,893
-Let's go out.
-Oh, I-I can't.

485
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:15,677
I got a runners' group
in the morn.

486
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,244
Come on.

487
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:22,597
Hey, don't you deserve
a little bit of fun?

488
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,947
[singsongy]
Just a little Addy.

489
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,210
[dance music pulsing]

490
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,692
[retching]

491
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,607
[spits]

492
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,351
[spits]

493
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,268
[groans]

494
00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:49,711
[exhales]

495
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,629
I wanted to go to your thing
this morning,

496
00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:58,415
but there was
an Ace of Base cover band
at Vintage last night,

497
00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:00,853
and they didn't go on
until, like, 2:00 a.m.

498
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,116
It's fine.
You don't need
to come to those.

499
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,900
"Those"?

500
00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:07,729
You are so cute
with this whole running thing.

501
00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:10,645
-I'm a runner now.
-Me, too.

502
00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:12,908
I mean, we've all got legs.

503
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:14,823
We're all in a hurry sometimes.

504
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:18,261
We're all runners when we
need to be, right? [chuckles]

505
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:20,176
[Seth]
A marathon?

506
00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:22,788
We don't have to win it.
We just have to finish it.

507
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,224
The New York City Marathon?

508
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:26,095
I think that is
such a good idea.

509
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,054
Catherine,
you're 40 times
faster than us.

510
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:31,057
-Why are you running back here?
-I like talking to you guys.

511
00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:33,842
They're very, very intense
at the front.
Not a lot of chitchat.

512
00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:37,193
I don't want you to feel
bad for us or something,
and that's why you're back here.

513
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:40,544
No, I don't.
You know, I trained for the
marathon about four years ago.

514
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,721
But I had to quit
because I got pregnant.

515
00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:45,419
And my ex-husband's really
dragging me through the mud
right now,

516
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:47,464
so I'd really love
to do this with you guys.

517
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:49,336
Mm-hmm.
You girls have fun.
Come on.

518
00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:51,164
Don't you want to
accomplish something epic?

519
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,993
Or be taken seriously
and change how people
look at you?

520
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:58,171
I don't need to pee myself
on a 26.2-mile race
to feel proud.

521
00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,608
Literally no one knows
what you're talking about.

522
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,567
People get so tired,
they piss themselves
during it.

523
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,221
No, they don't.
[laughing]

524
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,136
Yes. Yes.
That's disgusting.

525
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,487
When my cousin ran it,
she shat her pants,

526
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:13,142
came back to her apartment
for the party we threw for her,

527
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:16,102
and had to kick everyone out
so she could clean herself.

528
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:20,367
I have a child,
hopes for another.
It's all I need in life.

529
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:23,022
Tons of people
don't shit themselves.

530
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:25,415
You ever think of that?
Okay, listen.

531
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:26,808
Marathon's next November.

532
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:28,679
That gives us
less than a year to train.

533
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,420
Brittany and I
will run the marathon.

534
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,074
Seth, you stay home,
you eat ice cream,

535
00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:33,684
and you just look
at pictures on Facebook

536
00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,904
of the two of us
at the finish line.
How's that?

537
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:39,342
While your husband and son
pick out mountain bikes
after his football practice.

538
00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:41,954
You bitch.
[Catherine, Brittany laugh]

539
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:45,696
[groaning]
Fine.

540
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,351
We'll never actually do it,
but fine.

541
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:50,484
-Yes!
-[whoops]

542
00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:52,486
[Catherine]
You know, a lot of people
fail at this,

543
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,793
but, guys,
I have faith in this group.

544
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:57,926
[siren wailing]
[Seth] Hmm.
That's a bad omen.

545
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,190
Okay, so I'm guaranteed a slot
because I joined
a marathon group a while ago,

546
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:04,585
but for you two to get a slot,
you have to join the lottery.

547
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,935
Oh, I love lotteries.

548
00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,067
Yeah, but if you don't win,
then you got to raise money
for a charity,

549
00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:10,373
and then they get you
a slot.

550
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:12,767
And we should
probably join a gym so we
can do some cross-training.

551
00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:14,073
Whoa, wait, excuse me.

552
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,118
What?
Uh, ka-ching. [chuckles]

553
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,599
'Cause all that
costs a lot of money.
Can we do it on a shoestring?

554
00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:20,427
Well, even the lottery
costs money.

555
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:23,778
I'm fine
with skipping all this,
if it's too much for you.

556
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:45,191
[subway train squealing]
Hold it!

557
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,410
[panting]

558
00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:56,376
Okay.
Debbie's down for her nap.

559
00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:58,813
Oh, "Debbie Does Napping."

560
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,902
It's a reference.

561
00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:03,209
It's fine. Um...
Oh.

562
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,951
I'm so happy we could
sit down and talk about
this nanny position.

563
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,256
Yeah.
I'm psyched.

564
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:08,867
Uh, so this would be
the room.

565
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:10,520
Oh, this is the room?
Yeah.

566
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:13,175
And this would be your bed.

567
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:16,222
Oh. Look at that surprise.

568
00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:18,920
Your résumé
is really impressive.

569
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:21,575
Yeah, people rag on Cornell,
but it's still an Ivy, right?

570
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:23,620
-You majored in education.
-Anyway--

571
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:25,535
And you babysat
for the Bidens.

572
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:28,756
Uh, listen, I love kids
and thinking of fun projects,

573
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:31,411
and I actually kind of flourish
in chaotic atmospheres,

574
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,282
so this is, like...
[clicks tongue]

575
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,850
I just-- I have a couple
little questions.

576
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,156
Oh, yeah. Shoot.

577
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,767
I would love you
to walk me through...

578
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:44,467
uh, the age-appropriate CPR
for this doll.

579
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:53,085
Okay. Let's do that now.

580
00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:57,089
The first step
is to obviously...

581
00:31:57,263 --> 00:32:00,048
check to see if the child
is breathing.

582
00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:02,921
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. So...

583
00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:06,968
[chuckles awkwardly]

584
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,710
Ooh, I'm sorry,
this child is dead.

585
00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:12,974
[both laughing]
I know it's--

586
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,758
Oh, my God.
It's 'cause the doll.

587
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,673
God, you are hilarious.
[laughs]

588
00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:17,936
[grunting playfully]

589
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,154
Oh, my God.

590
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:24,551
You have a great personality,
which I love,

591
00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:28,076
but to be honest,
my husband's kind of
looking for a nanny

592
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,296
who will fade
into the background.

593
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,776
Thank you so much
for coming, though.

594
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,604
Can I get you a bottle
of water for the...

595
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:37,564
I'm just fading
in the background.
Oh, that's so funny. Yeah.

596
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:40,567
[sighs]
I'm so sorry.

597
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,177
[clears throat]
No, it's fine.

598
00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:44,527
It's just, I keep
interviewing at places,

599
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:48,227
and no one thinks
I'm the right fit.

600
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:53,623
Except for dive bars,
and I'm sort of trying
to stay out of that scene.

601
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:57,410
Oh, my goodness.
Who is this gentleman?

602
00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,542
Oh, this is a foster.

603
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:02,502
Ooh, someone's gonna come along
and love you. I just know it.

604
00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:05,635
You know, if you like animals,
I should refer you
to my sister.

605
00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:07,072
Is she a dog?

606
00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:09,726
Uh, no, no, she, um--
she owns a company.

607
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,990
They do house-sitting
and pet-sitting.

608
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:16,733
If a homeowner
is out of town for a while
and they can't take their pet,

609
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:20,433
they hire people to be around
for 100 bucks a day.

610
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:27,135
Oh, my goodness.

611
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:29,398
You must be Milo.

612
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:32,880
Oh.
[panting]

613
00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:41,062
[chuckling]
Oh, my goodness.

614
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,943
Fuck you.

615
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:57,557
♪ I do my hair toss
Check my nails♪

616
00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,428
♪ Baby, how you feelin'?♪
♪ Feelin' good as hell♪

617
00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:02,301
♪ Hair toss, check my nails♪

618
00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,999
♪ Baby, how you feelin'?♪
♪ Feelin' good as hell♪

619
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,523
♪ Whoo, child
Tired of the bullshit♪

620
00:34:07,697 --> 00:34:09,569
♪ Go on
Dust your shoulders off
Keep it moving♪

621
00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:12,224
♪ Yes, Lord, tryin'
To get some new shit♪

622
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:14,965
♪ In there, swimwear
Going-to-the-pool shit♪

623
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:16,880
♪ Come now
Come dry your eyes♪

624
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,274
♪ You know you a star
You can touch the sky♪

625
00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:21,276
♪ I know that it's hard
But you have to try♪

626
00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:24,758
♪ If you need advice
Let me simplify♪

627
00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:27,891
♪ Feelin' good as hell♪

628
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,590
♪ Baby, how you feelin'?♪
♪ Feelin' good as hell♪

629
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:32,418
All right, I'll stay.

630
00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:37,162
♪ Where are you going?
Going?♪

631
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:40,861
♪ Where are you going?
Going?♪

632
00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:42,993
[beep, music stops abruptly]

633
00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:45,909
[man]
What the hell?

634
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,781
Bad taste in music.

635
00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:50,740
You the new girl?
I'm the nighttime guy, Jern.

636
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:54,570
"Jairm"? Like "Jeremy"?
Hello, Milo.

637
00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:56,703
Mwah.
No, it's Jern.

638
00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:58,792
I didn't know
there was a nighttime guy.

639
00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:01,621
I'm sorry.
What are you doing here
in the middle of the day?

640
00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:04,102
Oh. I moved in.

641
00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:08,628
[music playing]

642
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:10,760
-Hey.
-Yo.

643
00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:13,459
You're living here, yeah?

644
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:14,982
I sleep here
for the gig anyway,

645
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:18,072
so now I just chill here
during the day, too.

646
00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:22,729
You just kind of put me
in a weird position,
'cause I have to report this.

647
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:24,687
Like, contractually,
I have to.

648
00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:27,037
[chuckles]
Oh. Okay.

649
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,778
Yeah.

650
00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:33,043
But wouldn't it be shitty
if they told the owner,

651
00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:36,873
and then he canceled
the service altogether?

652
00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:38,266
That would suck.

653
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,399
I mean, I'd get fired,
yeah,

654
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:43,228
but who knows
when another opening
would come around for you?

655
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:45,447
Is this what you do
full-time, then?

656
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,057
[burps]
Oh, fuck.

657
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:48,494
How old are you?

658
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,626
Thirty, 35.
Somewhere in there.

659
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,193
Doesn't matter.
You know what?

660
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,891
Stop asking me questions,
all right?

661
00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:56,763
My life is dope.

662
00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:59,461
Look at my house.
I live in a fucking mansion.

663
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:09,036
Where'd you get that?

664
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,516
The mailbox.

665
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:14,041
I hate him.
Like, I very much hate him.

666
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:16,261
You're gonna have sex
with him.

667
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:19,394
-What?
-You're gonna have sex with him.

668
00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:23,006
Trust me, any tension
is sexual tension.

669
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,706
Once I figured that out,
I got along way better
with my uncle.

670
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:31,189
Joke.

671
00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:32,886
[chuckles]

672
00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:41,286
When I'm with him,
I have this crazy urge
to eat cake, cookies, candy.

673
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:46,421
Just let that sexual tension
propel you
while the three of us train.

674
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:49,468
What if we made it
just the two of us?

675
00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:55,909
Look, I know
Catherine's athleticism
and intensity is intimidating,

676
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:59,608
but she's getting a divorce, and she needs something to channel her energy into.

677
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:02,176
[Brittany]
I just hate when people,
like, pity me.

678
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:07,050
Cut her some slack.
She only sees her kids
two days a week.

679
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,487
She's got maternal energy
to spare.

680
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,184
[Brittany]
I just don't need a coach.

681
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:12,752
And I definitely don't need her to, like, be my mom.

682
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:14,101
[Seth]
Brittany, come on.

683
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:16,495
She's trying.

684
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,845
It's hard
to start a new life.

685
00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:09,199
[laughter, lively chatter]

686
00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:10,984
Morning.

687
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:17,251
[announcer on TV]
Flashback Friday continues
right now with moreDoug.

688
00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:18,774
I have a fun question.

689
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:21,168
Do you ever actually work
at this job?

690
00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,778
Do you like Doug?

691
00:38:22,952 --> 00:38:25,868
I've been here for weeks,
and you haven't checked

692
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,218
one thing off
the homeowner's task list.

693
00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,090
I got my first boners
'cause of Patti.

694
00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:32,701
Jesus.
Yeah, I know.
It gets weirder.

695
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,399
I'd be lying down
with my stepmom,

696
00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:36,139
we'd be all cuddled up
on the couch,

697
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,707
and then Patti Mayonnaise
would come on TV,

698
00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:42,015
and I got busted
'cause that blanket would move.

699
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,191
It'd be like...
[makes whooshing sound]

700
00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:47,063
Oh, it would move 'cause you
got a boner for Patti? [laughs]

701
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:48,804
Exactly.

702
00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,806
Way to brag about your dick size
while watching cartoons.

703
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,852
[turns off TV]
Why-- Goddamn it.

704
00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:55,637
You know what?
Cartoons are fun.

705
00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:57,900
And they're colorful
and vibrant,

706
00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:00,686
and they help people actually
get through real-life shit.

707
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,209
Did you know that?

708
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:03,950
Because when my parents
got divorced, Doug--

709
00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:06,126
Dougis the only thing
that saved me.

710
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,563
How long ago was that?
All right, listen.

711
00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,653
Divorce sends shock waves
through a young man's life,

712
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:15,744
a-and I need certain
considerations taken for
my particular circumstances.

713
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,138
Oh, I'm so sorry.

714
00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,923
I didn't think about the fact
that you're the only person
this has ever happened to.

715
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:22,229
My bad.

716
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:24,579
Oh, shit.
Your dad cheated?
No.

717
00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:27,234
-My dad did not cheat.
-Oh, my God. Your mom?

718
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,149
I don't ask you
personal questions,

719
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,847
like why the fuck
your parents named you Jern.

720
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,414
That's racist.

721
00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:35,416
Is Jern an Indian name?

722
00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:36,678
I mean, I don't even know.
Could be.

723
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,724
Fuck you, man.

724
00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:41,683
So your dad
doesn't cheat on your mom,
but he definitely leaves her.

725
00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:44,599
And then she...
remarries, right?

726
00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,080
Yeah, yeah,
she remarries that dude

727
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,082
that you keep
Skyping with all the time--
What's his name?

728
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:50,649
It's like Desmond
or something, right?

729
00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,129
-Demetrius?
-I was close.

730
00:39:53,303 --> 00:39:56,219
He's my sister's husband.
He's basically like my stepdad.

731
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,483
Okay. How does that work?

732
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,181
I...

733
00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:03,009
I don't... [sighs]

734
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,011
Oh, come on.
Don't get--

735
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,535
Okay.
Let's make a deal.
All right?

736
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,755
'Cause I need that
juicy, juicy info

737
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,409
that's hidden deep
in your soul,

738
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:15,717
and you need me
to take out
the trash.

739
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:19,939
Huh? And also
clean out, uh,
sections of the fridge.

740
00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,201
The whole fridge.

741
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,073
Okay.
For you, yes,
let's do it.

742
00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:25,640
Okay.

743
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:29,078
Um, my mom wanted
to be an actress.

744
00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:31,864
She couldn't do that in Philly,
so she left.

745
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:35,171
My dad got really depressed,
gave up on everything.

746
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:37,130
A few years later,
he died.

747
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:39,567
My sister was studying
to become a nurse,

748
00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:44,050
so Demetrius and her...
moved in,

749
00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:46,008
and he basically raised me,

750
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:51,274
which is awesome
because he himself is awesome.

751
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,276
Yeah,
that sounds awesome.

752
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,801
That sounds like
a Norman Rockwell panting.

753
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:58,151
I mean,
just totally normal.

754
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:01,154
-Jern--
-My dad fell in love
with another woman.

755
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:04,244
At least that's how
they explained it to me
when I was a kid.

756
00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:06,159
But that's
probably bullshit, right?

757
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,117
I bet she just caught him
banging somebody,

758
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,380
and then
we had to sell our house.

759
00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:13,079
That sucks.

760
00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:15,690
What are you doing?

761
00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:21,435
I'll throw that shit out after
I'm done with this episode.

762
00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:23,698
Jern, grow up.

763
00:41:23,872 --> 00:41:26,135
Oh, my God, girl.
Holy shit.

764
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:30,139
Drake, third row.
It was, like, so fucking good.

765
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,620
I was, like, almost
making eye contact with him,

766
00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:34,404
and I was like,
"I don't know." He's...

767
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:37,451
[laughs]
I almost barfed
on the train, girl.

768
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:40,454
[pop music playing]

769
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,914
[subway train screeching]

770
00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:08,047
[bell chiming]
Hold it! Hold it!

771
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:13,052
[man] Miss?
Oh.

772
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:17,535
God. Thank you so much.

773
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,278
[bell chimes]

774
00:42:22,452 --> 00:42:24,106
David's picking me up.
Our two-year anniversary.
Ah.

775
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,195
He's taking me to
this Mexican restaurant
in Brooklyn

776
00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,763
where they make this guac
with sunflower seeds.

777
00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:32,288
Ooh, that'll either be
really good or terrible.

778
00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:35,161
Hey, babe.
Hey.

779
00:42:35,335 --> 00:42:36,641
I'm David.

780
00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:38,730
Yeah. I'm Brittany.

781
00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:40,862
Been working here six years.
[laughs]

782
00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:42,560
Brittany?

783
00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:44,083
You look great.

784
00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:46,520
You're like
a whole new person.

785
00:42:46,694 --> 00:42:48,609
[British accent]
I'm trainin'
for the marathon.

786
00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:52,439
-Many will try.
Few will succeed.
-[chuckles]

787
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,833
Okay, babe,
let's do this.
Yeah.

788
00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,009
Who's the, uh,
lucky guy tonight?

789
00:42:57,183 --> 00:43:00,447
Well, you're not
going home alone
looking like that, are you?

790
00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,667
[Shannon]
David.

791
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:09,761
[typing]

792
00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:21,294
Yo, girl.

793
00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:26,952
Hey.

794
00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:29,911
It's Tuesday. Why aren't you
snoozing at Terrence's?

795
00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:34,916
Um, we broke up.

796
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,439
When?

797
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,790
Last week.
I posted about it.

798
00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:41,967
I haven't been on.

799
00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:44,447
Why didn't you tell me?
Are you okay?

800
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,493
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just...

801
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:50,149
You know, I just watched,
like, I don't even know,
22 YouTube videos

802
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:52,151
by this girl
who's, like, 4'11",

803
00:43:52,325 --> 00:43:54,283
and she has
a full-blown lazy eye,

804
00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:56,155
and she has sponsorship deals.

805
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:57,809
I mean, like...

806
00:43:57,983 --> 00:44:00,812
I'm just confused and annoyed.

807
00:44:00,986 --> 00:44:03,771
What a slut.
We hate her.

808
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,426
Is being annoyed
stupid of me?

809
00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:08,428
[chuckles quietly]

810
00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,605
Hey, want to get a drink?

811
00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:14,521
What do you want?
Tequila? Beer? [chuckles]

812
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:16,305
Whatever you want.

813
00:44:16,479 --> 00:44:18,612
I mean, I-I can't drink.

814
00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,309
Okay, what about ice cream?

815
00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:25,140
This is your night,
so you-- you pick
what you want.

816
00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:29,971
Okay, but I want to know
what sounds good to you.

817
00:44:33,932 --> 00:44:36,761
[scoffs] Okay. Well...

818
00:44:44,072 --> 00:44:45,813
I'm sorry.

819
00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:48,773
I'm just... busy now.

820
00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:50,688
I'm working two jobs.

821
00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:53,516
I'm exhausted.

822
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,997
I've lost 34 pounds.

823
00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:59,131
Okay.

824
00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:04,789
It's a big deal.

825
00:45:04,963 --> 00:45:07,182
I'm just trying
to get my life in order.

826
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,532
Are you saying that
my life is not in order?

827
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,969
No.

828
00:45:11,143 --> 00:45:12,448
Because I'm
a teacher's assistant

829
00:45:12,622 --> 00:45:14,537
for deaf, gifted kids
on the Lower East Side.

830
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,539
You're incredible.
I just...

831
00:45:17,497 --> 00:45:18,759
I just mean, like...

832
00:45:19,934 --> 00:45:23,764
the weeknight drinking
is hard for me.

833
00:45:23,938 --> 00:45:27,028
-You're calling me
an alcoholic now?
-No.

834
00:45:27,202 --> 00:45:29,335
Because you're
the only one with
the problem around here.

835
00:45:29,509 --> 00:45:32,468
-Problems, plural.
-Oh, that's mean.

836
00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:35,297
You're fucking mean,
Brittany.

837
00:45:35,471 --> 00:45:37,343
Don't come in here
and judge me.

838
00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:40,694
I have never judged you,
and trust me,
there was a lot to judge.

839
00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:43,741
Wow. We're on the same page
that right now
you are judging me, right?

840
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:47,527
You know what,
just go take a run
with your loser friends.

841
00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:51,661
-[amplified heartbeat thumping]
-[panting quietly]

842
00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:58,756
You're a loser.

843
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:01,715
I make fun of people like you
who spend all day
humble-bragging on Instagram.

844
00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:03,717
Okay,
I'm not humble-bragging.
That's my life.

845
00:46:03,891 --> 00:46:06,328
I'm sorry no one
likes your life.

846
00:46:06,502 --> 00:46:08,417
Those people don't know you.

847
00:46:08,591 --> 00:46:10,593
I know you.

848
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,726
And you may be
naturally pretty,

849
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:16,556
but your whole life is about
being fucking insecure.

850
00:46:17,949 --> 00:46:20,734
I'm starting to feel good
about myself,

851
00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:24,520
and every time that happens,

852
00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:27,132
you have to tear me down.

853
00:46:30,613 --> 00:46:33,007
I'm not gonna be
your fat sidekick anymore.

854
00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:39,884
Don't throw away
your fat clothes.

855
00:46:44,105 --> 00:46:46,194
What did you say?

856
00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,066
I've seen girls like you
do this before.

857
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,503
Doesn't even matter
if you keep the weight off.

858
00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:54,333
You'll always be a fat girl.
It's just who you are.

859
00:47:10,697 --> 00:47:13,831
Do you want to see what
a human koala bear feels like?

860
00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,223
Like this.

861
00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:17,312
[woman chuckles]
[R&B music playing]

862
00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:19,793
What's up, roomie?

863
00:47:21,490 --> 00:47:22,622
Hey.

864
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,625
[woman]
Who's she?

865
00:47:25,799 --> 00:47:30,499
My family wanted
to adopt a white woman,
so they brought her in.

866
00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:33,763
Jesus, what happened?
You come up short on rent?

867
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:37,071
Just a little bit
of a heads-up.
That's all I need, okay?

868
00:47:37,245 --> 00:47:40,683
I told that girl I was
an early investor in Uber.

869
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,555
Come on, if we are
gonna be roommates,

870
00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:44,818
you got to be
a little bit nicer to me.

871
00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:46,776
Also, is that OkCupid
that I saw?

872
00:47:46,951 --> 00:47:48,300
Can you just--
Leave me alone.

873
00:47:48,474 --> 00:47:50,519
You know what?
You got Hinge. You got Bumble.

874
00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:52,782
You got Tinder.
Pick one of those.

875
00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:56,438
No, I don't want it to match me
with people I'm friends
with through Facebook.

876
00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:58,745
Okay.
I want to start over.

877
00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:00,921
I'm really good
at making profiles.

878
00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:02,749
Okay.

879
00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:07,101
And you cock-blocked me,
and now I have
nothing to do, so--

880
00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:09,364
Team-building exercise?

881
00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:16,458
What the fuck?

882
00:48:16,632 --> 00:48:18,156
What? It's the truth.

883
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:21,289
Why would you lead with
your insecurities like this?

884
00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:24,031
When I look at this,
you know what I think
to myself?

885
00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:26,338
I don't know if I care,
but what?

886
00:48:26,512 --> 00:48:28,514
"Ew, gross."
No.

887
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:31,082
Here, do this.
[typing]

888
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,999
There.

889
00:48:35,173 --> 00:48:38,350
All right,
it's kind of vague,
but it's fine.

890
00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:41,309
Next one is--
Jesus, God, woman.

891
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,094
It's not that bad.

892
00:48:43,268 --> 00:48:45,052
What are you doing
to yourself here?

893
00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:46,271
Just fix it.

894
00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:48,316
I'm just gonna
give you mine, okay?

895
00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:50,188
Do you know how to
spell "herpes"?

896
00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:53,408
This is foolproof
and fail-safe and STD-free.

897
00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:55,584
Really?
Uh-huh.

898
00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:58,500
That sounds like
you're really rich
and don't need a job.

899
00:48:58,674 --> 00:49:00,241
No. [scoffs]
I'm taking everything in.

900
00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:02,113
I am in seek of irreverence.

901
00:49:02,287 --> 00:49:04,332
Okay, so that's what
you're doing all day
on the couch.

902
00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:07,422
I'm not a bum, okay?
I went to NYU.

903
00:49:07,596 --> 00:49:09,468
[chuckles]
I created my own major.

904
00:49:09,642 --> 00:49:11,600
Art and utilitarian design.

905
00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:13,298
And all my professors
were like,

906
00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:15,517
"Yo, that kid's
got mad potential."

907
00:49:15,691 --> 00:49:18,433
I don't think
professors talk like that.

908
00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:20,305
But in the field of what?

909
00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:24,048
I was gonna create a line
of functional pieces
of modern art,

910
00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:25,745
like you see
in the MoMA gift shop.

911
00:49:25,919 --> 00:49:27,529
What do you do
when you're not here?

912
00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:29,705
Do you wander
around museums
wearing a monocle?

913
00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:32,839
No, man.
I'm Jeff Koons meets Target.

914
00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:35,581
You're sitting in a chair
in someone else's townhome.

915
00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:38,671
I'm enhancing your life
as we speak, okay?

916
00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:40,107
Which I appreciate.

917
00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:43,458
This next question
is definitely all you.

918
00:49:43,632 --> 00:49:45,504
Oh.

919
00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:47,985
No, not that one.

920
00:49:51,162 --> 00:49:53,773
Mmm... "average."

921
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:55,949
Just say "average."

922
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:01,041
Boom.

923
00:50:05,741 --> 00:50:07,700
[cell phone vibrates]

924
00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:20,365
I'm not doing any more.
[chuckles]

925
00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:25,370
[panting]

926
00:50:25,544 --> 00:50:27,589
["On an Island"
by William Wild playing]

927
00:50:27,763 --> 00:50:30,157
-♪ I'm moving up the coast♪
-[dishes clinking]

928
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:34,118
♪ Light can be freeing...♪

929
00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:36,816
[utensils clattering]

930
00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:40,994
Oh.
Do you want
to switch seats?

931
00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:42,561
No.
Sure?

932
00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:44,476
[chuckles] Yeah.
Okay.

933
00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:45,781
Bon appétit.

934
00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,392
There you go.

935
00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:49,524
Tacos in candlelight.
[chuckles]
Yeah.

936
00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:51,570
God, that restaurant
was so loud.

937
00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:53,311
I love that you were cool
with just, like,

938
00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:55,356
walking out of there
and letting me cook
something up.

939
00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:57,358
Lot of girls wouldn't be.

940
00:50:57,532 --> 00:51:00,579
Right. [laughs]
[chuckles]

941
00:51:00,753 --> 00:51:03,277
So, I mean, I don't know
any of the basics.

942
00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:05,975
Mm.

943
00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:09,327
So, um...
born and raised in Philly.

944
00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:11,720
Ohio here.
I moved to the city
when I was 16.

945
00:51:11,894 --> 00:51:15,072
My parents let me crash
with one of my aunts
while I finished high school.

946
00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:17,465
Nice. Um, I moved here
when I was 21

947
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,337
for an internship
at Barden and Rose.

948
00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:21,600
Oh, wow. I--

949
00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:23,602
You know, I don't know
anything about advertising,
but I do know them.

950
00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,386
That's, like, the best
in the city, right?

951
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,868
Yeah. They're, um...
I wanted to
get into jingles.

952
00:51:29,042 --> 00:51:30,565
Jingles? Like TV jingles?

953
00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:32,741
Not, like, singing them.
Like, writing them.

954
00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:35,483
The words or the music
or both?
Um, like--

955
00:51:35,657 --> 00:51:37,659
♪ Drinks and tacos
And candlelight♪

956
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:40,923
♪ Ryan knows how
To make a night right♪

957
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,664
[laughing] Oh, my God,
that's incredible.

958
00:51:42,838 --> 00:51:44,362
The wink was bonus.

959
00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,233
Was the internship great?

960
00:51:46,407 --> 00:51:48,105
[British accent]
Took a bit of a detour.

961
00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:49,193
[chuckles]

962
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,498
Oh.
[normal voice]
But...

963
00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,413
Um...

964
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:54,807
Um, anywaysies...

965
00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:57,288
Okay. I have something
to tell you.

966
00:51:57,462 --> 00:51:59,203
Hmm?
That is not meat.

967
00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:00,813
Not meat?
Yeah.

968
00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:02,641
Doesn't it taste real?

969
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:04,251
["Dreams-Come-True Girl"
by Cass McCombs playing]

970
00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:09,038
♪ Your eyes are two moons♪

971
00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:11,780
♪ I hope this voyage♪

972
00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:16,742
♪ Will not be ending
Very soon♪

973
00:52:25,838 --> 00:52:28,667
♪ To scry in orbit♪

974
00:52:28,841 --> 00:52:33,237
♪ With these mirrors
Of perfection♪

975
00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:37,806
♪ To die in the arms♪

976
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:41,723
♪ Of your affection...♪

977
00:52:45,336 --> 00:52:47,207
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

978
00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:48,730
Not yet, not yet.

979
00:52:48,904 --> 00:52:51,080
What?

980
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:53,909
I want you to go to my bed.

981
00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:56,564
Okay.

982
00:52:58,044 --> 00:52:59,437
[British accent]
Oh, all right, then.

983
00:52:59,611 --> 00:53:02,831
[chuckles]
Hey, no more
of this British stuff.

984
00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:05,704
You can talk
in your real voice.

985
00:53:05,878 --> 00:53:08,576
You don't need to be
guarded with me.

986
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:18,456
Oh, would you look at that?
[chuckles]

987
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:20,501
So late in the eve.

988
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:22,764
I gotta get...

989
00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:25,811
I gotta... I gotta...

990
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,900
[door opens, closes]

991
00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:30,468
[siren wailing in distance]

992
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:33,166
[knocking at door]

993
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:35,560
Come in.
[door opens]

994
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:37,301
Hey.
Hey.

995
00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:38,563
How'd it go?

996
00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:41,870
It was good.
Yeah?

997
00:53:42,044 --> 00:53:44,177
Yeah.
Did he kiss you?

998
00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:45,787
Uh, yeah.

999
00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:47,833
We had sex, actually.

1000
00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:49,138
Whoa. Okay.

1001
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:51,489
[chuckling] Great.
Mm-hmm.

1002
00:53:51,663 --> 00:53:54,492
I'm gonna get rid of this girl,
'cause she keeps talking
about Casey Anthony. Ugh.

1003
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,407
So, uh,
you want to get high?

1004
00:53:56,581 --> 00:53:59,105
Oh, I've got to run
in the morning.

1005
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:00,715
What? Come on.
It'll help you sleep.

1006
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:02,674
And it'll, you know,
relax the muscles

1007
00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:04,763
or however
body chemistry works.

1008
00:54:04,937 --> 00:54:06,765
I don't know.

1009
00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:08,201
All right.

1010
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,247
Well, I respect
your discipline.

1011
00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:14,251
Hey.

1012
00:54:15,469 --> 00:54:17,210
How strong's the weed?

1013
00:54:17,384 --> 00:54:20,605
[Jern]
What do you want to watch?

1014
00:54:20,779 --> 00:54:22,389
Dating sucks.

1015
00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,696
What?
It's just not for me.

1016
00:54:24,870 --> 00:54:28,917
I was always jealous of girls
who were, like,
always going on dates,

1017
00:54:29,091 --> 00:54:30,397
and it's such a time suck.

1018
00:54:30,571 --> 00:54:32,573
Like, we all end up
single anyway.

1019
00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:35,533
Have you heard of marriage?

1020
00:54:35,707 --> 00:54:37,012
[laughs]
Yes.

1021
00:54:37,186 --> 00:54:38,753
Okay, I know marriage,
but it's like,

1022
00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:41,408
in my experience,
it doesn't end well.

1023
00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:43,236
I'll tell you what I learned
from my parents' divorce.

1024
00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:44,759
Okay.
In life,
we're ultimately alone.

1025
00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:46,631
It's true. We're alone.
That is so dark.

1026
00:54:46,805 --> 00:54:48,415
Marriage doesn't work.
Nah. Nah-nah-nah.

1027
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:51,200
Oh, and if it does,
somebody dies,
so you're still alone.

1028
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,072
Look, I want to get married.

1029
00:54:53,246 --> 00:54:56,162
Really?
Even after your parents?

1030
00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:59,687
Yeah. My parents fucked up,
but I don't have to.

1031
00:54:59,861 --> 00:55:03,169
I want to be with somebody.
It's not just that.

1032
00:55:03,343 --> 00:55:08,043
The saddest part about being
a girl who is not a size zero

1033
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:12,396
is sometimes guys talk to you
like you're one of the boys.

1034
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:16,182
You're privileged enough to get
to hear the uncensored thoughts

1035
00:55:16,356 --> 00:55:18,097
that they would never
tell a woman.

1036
00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:19,794
Fuck those guys.

1037
00:55:19,968 --> 00:55:22,754
[scoffs] Like the stagehands
at my theater,

1038
00:55:22,928 --> 00:55:24,930
they'll stand
right in front of me

1039
00:55:25,104 --> 00:55:28,890
and talk so much shit
about girls on Instagram

1040
00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:33,025
that are slutty or ugly or fat.

1041
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:35,157
Look, not all men
are that immature.

1042
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:36,811
Said the man-child.

1043
00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:39,118
Don't do that.
Nah-ah.
Well...

1044
00:55:39,292 --> 00:55:41,207
And also,
just so you know,
people...

1045
00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:44,819
they like all kinds
of people, okay?

1046
00:55:44,993 --> 00:55:46,560
Okay.

1047
00:55:46,734 --> 00:55:48,214
All right, let's just...

1048
00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:51,652
[program playing faintly
over earbuds]

1049
00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:56,614
[groans]
Good morning.

1050
00:55:56,788 --> 00:55:58,442
[Jern sniffs]

1051
00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:00,487
What if I want
to sleep with Jern?

1052
00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,663
Then I'd be
a fortune-teller.

1053
00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:04,361
Honey, get all the cardio
you can get.

1054
00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,363
You'll need stamina
for the race.

1055
00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:08,887
When's the last time
you, uh, you know...

1056
00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:10,976
Had sexual intercourse,
Catherine?
Yeah.

1057
00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:12,891
Four years.
Ooh.

1058
00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:14,632
Okay, so this is big.

1059
00:56:14,806 --> 00:56:16,895
Yeah. I think I'm ready
to go there with someone.

1060
00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:19,245
I don't know.

1061
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:22,857
I always thought Jern and I
were a brother/sister act,
but I'm open to whatever.

1062
00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:25,382
I mean, it's not like
I'm gonna force anything.

1063
00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,689
Hey.
Yo!

1064
00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:30,212
Jesus!

1065
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,781
-Holy fucking shit, Brittany!
-Sorry.

1066
00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:36,305
You are too pale
to be fucking
sneaking up on me, okay?

1067
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,872
That shit
is fucking terrifying.

1068
00:56:38,873 --> 00:56:41,093
Not a ghost.
Just a woman.

1069
00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:44,183
Do you want
a glass of wine?
Yes, I'd love one.

1070
00:56:44,357 --> 00:56:47,404
Will that calm you down?
That's a heavy pour.

1071
00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:50,145
Wow, you were, like,
crazy just then.

1072
00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:52,365
[laughs]
Why are you
looking at me like that?

1073
00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:54,367
Yeah, you were, like,
so scared.

1074
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:55,673
You're not blinking.

1075
00:56:55,847 --> 00:56:58,545
Blink.
[chuckles]

1076
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,505
[theme from Saved by the Bell
playing on TV]

1077
00:57:05,378 --> 00:57:06,901
♪ It's all right♪

1078
00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:08,381
♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the♪

1079
00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:09,687
-♪ It's all right♪
-[groans]

1080
00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:11,123
♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the♪

1081
00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,951
♪ It's all right...♪

1082
00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,735
What's up?
Is your neck okay?

1083
00:57:14,909 --> 00:57:16,389
It's just from running.

1084
00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:20,480
Would you mind, actually--
Would you rub it for me?

1085
00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:22,569
It's just this spot
I can't get.

1086
00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,397
Sure.

1087
00:57:27,095 --> 00:57:28,357
Oh. [chuckles]

1088
00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:31,404
All right.
[sighs]

1089
00:57:31,578 --> 00:57:32,797
Ooh.

1090
00:57:32,971 --> 00:57:34,363
I know. It's bad, right?

1091
00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:36,191
You are tight.
[chuckles]

1092
00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:38,324
[groans]

1093
00:57:40,587 --> 00:57:41,545
[sniffs]

1094
00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:43,764
What is that?

1095
00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:45,679
What are you wearing?

1096
00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:50,554
Nothing.
It's just me.

1097
00:57:50,728 --> 00:57:52,077
Mmm.

1098
00:57:52,251 --> 00:57:53,905
You usually
smell like sweat,

1099
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:56,298
but right now
you smell like grandmas.

1100
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,218
Yeah. I got it.
That was good.

1101
00:58:03,392 --> 00:58:05,743
[clears throat]

1102
00:58:07,396 --> 00:58:10,269
Neck's better?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1103
00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:11,966
[vibrates]

1104
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:14,142
[man on TV] I'll take four boxes of Thin Mints.

1105
00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:16,841
[woman on TV] Do you know how humiliating this day was?

1106
00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:19,452
I need to go to bed soon.

1107
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:22,716
I have to get up early to run.

1108
00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:30,681
[sighs]

1109
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,251
[clears throat,
grunts softly]

1110
00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:39,341
[moans]

1111
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:46,000
The blanket just moved.

1112
00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:47,611
No, it didn't.

1113
00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:50,744
I don't think it did.

1114
00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:52,877
You want to
check on that?

1115
00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:58,796
[Brittany chuckles]
[Jern grunts]

1116
00:59:06,934 --> 00:59:09,633
Mm. Let me just get
something, okay?
Okay.

1117
00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:13,071
You fucking... You stay
right the fuck there.

1118
00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:15,552
Ah, fuck.
Uh, I'll be right back.

1119
00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:20,295
How does this thing even work?

1120
00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:27,520
[both moan softly]

1121
00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:29,000
Wait, lean back a little.

1122
00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:30,436
Lean back?
Yeah, just so I can...

1123
00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:32,394
Wait, wait. I can do that.

1124
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,571
No, no, no.
I got it. I got it.

1125
00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:37,486
[panting]

1126
00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,322
Fuck.
[gasping]

1127
00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:50,195
[grunts, moans]

1128
00:59:50,369 --> 00:59:53,024
[both panting]

1129
00:59:53,198 --> 00:59:55,287
[chuckles]

1130
00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:58,986
Mm, mm, good.
[chuckles]

1131
01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:10,519
Oh, my God.

1132
01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:12,783
No, no. What's wrong?

1133
01:00:12,957 --> 01:00:15,089
It's fine. I just...

1134
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,093
I just enjoyed that
very much.

1135
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,144
I could go again.

1136
01:00:26,318 --> 01:00:29,321
[chuckles]
I'm recharged.

1137
01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:50,516
[Brittany]
So, I slept with Jern.

1138
01:00:50,690 --> 01:00:51,996
[laughter]

1139
01:00:52,170 --> 01:00:53,388
How many times?

1140
01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:56,783
Every day this week.

1141
01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:59,046
[Seth]
You're gonna fall in love
with each other.

1142
01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:00,526
[Brittany]
Yeah, no way.

1143
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:01,614
[Catherine]
Enjoy this.

1144
01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:02,963
Have fun.

1145
01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:04,617
This is fun, Brittany.

1146
01:01:06,401 --> 01:01:08,229
[laughing]

1147
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:17,717
[sighs]

1148
01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:23,723
[camera clicks]

1149
01:01:37,302 --> 01:01:38,999
Whoa, look at you.
You look beautiful.

1150
01:01:39,173 --> 01:01:40,740
I'm five pounds away
from my goal weight.

1151
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:42,873
Good for you, Brittany, for going after your goals.

1152
01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:47,268
I told myself,
by the time I hit this age,
I would have my college degree.

1153
01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:49,880
That there frame is up there just collecting dust.

1154
01:01:50,054 --> 01:01:53,535
So, instead of throwing a graduation party this year, I'm throwing a birthday party.

1155
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,537
I know I ain't do it last year at 40,

1156
01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:58,410
but this year, I'm getting it crackin'.

1157
01:01:58,584 --> 01:02:02,414
So, the Sunday
after my birthday...
we're roasting a pig.

1158
01:02:02,588 --> 01:02:04,721
Oh, I'll pick you up
at the bus station.

1159
01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:07,898
You guys, that...
that's the day
of the marathon.

1160
01:02:08,072 --> 01:02:09,943
[Cici]
Well, it's for dinner,

1161
01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:12,250
so after you run,
just hop on the bus.

1162
01:02:12,424 --> 01:02:14,426
Oh, please.
It's for Demetrius.

1163
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,123
I'd love to be there
for you, D,

1164
01:02:16,297 --> 01:02:18,996
but I'm gonna need, like,
an ice bath that day.

1165
01:02:19,170 --> 01:02:20,737
I'm making
a whole new Brittany,

1166
01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:22,434
and I can't really
disrupt that right now.

1167
01:02:22,608 --> 01:02:25,393
I'm, uh... I'm gonna get back
into advertising again.

1168
01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:27,047
I'm doing it.

1169
01:02:27,221 --> 01:02:31,269
I'm just...
I'm doing it. Me.

1170
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,320
[noisemakers rattling]

1171
01:02:39,494 --> 01:02:41,409
[people cheering, whistling]
[whistle blowing]

1172
01:02:43,585 --> 01:02:45,326
[Gretchen]
Brittany?

1173
01:02:49,156 --> 01:02:50,941
Hey.

1174
01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:52,290
You look amazing.

1175
01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:54,205
Uh, babe, Brittany.

1176
01:02:54,379 --> 01:02:56,207
Wow, you--
you look incredible.

1177
01:02:56,381 --> 01:02:58,775
Thank you, Terrence,
but on the inside,

1178
01:02:58,949 --> 01:03:00,820
I'll always be
who I always was.

1179
01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:04,041
I thought you guys broke up.

1180
01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:07,261
That was just
a dramatic fight.
[chuckles]

1181
01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:10,787
You know, the guy
I subletted your room to,
he's never home.

1182
01:03:10,961 --> 01:03:12,440
You should sleep there
sometime.

1183
01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:14,355
I mean, I'm at Terrence's
most nights,

1184
01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:17,010
but maybe
we can grab dinner
or something?

1185
01:03:17,184 --> 01:03:18,664
I'm running a marathon,

1186
01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:22,886
so I don't really have time
for anything right now.

1187
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:26,498
Well, this is my stop.

1188
01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:29,718
Me and all these
other runners are headed
to the half marathon.

1189
01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:32,199
I guess you could call us
serious runners.

1190
01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:35,072
Very real, very serious,

1191
01:03:35,246 --> 01:03:38,075
athletic,
marathon-training runners.

1192
01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:39,816
Bye.

1193
01:03:41,948 --> 01:03:43,602
What was that about?

1194
01:03:49,347 --> 01:03:50,696
[cell phone vibrates]

1195
01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:52,306
Hey.

1196
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,614
I got a spot-- the lottery.

1197
01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,790
Oh, my God,
I'm running to my computer.

1198
01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:10,629
Seth, I'm so happy for you.

1199
01:04:10,803 --> 01:04:11,978
Oh, no.

1200
01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:13,980
Yeah, I didn't get one.

1201
01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:15,721
But it's okay.

1202
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:18,376
I just have to raise money
for a charity now.

1203
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,291
Totally doable.
[chuckles]

1204
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:24,382
I mean, I can't
save money for myself,
but I'll figure it out.

1205
01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,079
Shit.

1206
01:04:26,253 --> 01:04:28,212
Let's talk about it at
Catherine's housewarming party.

1207
01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:30,301
She found a great place with room for her kids.

1208
01:04:30,475 --> 01:04:33,565
We're gonna go and support her,
and I'm gonna help you.

1209
01:04:35,262 --> 01:04:37,090
Wh-Why would you want
to do that?

1210
01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:39,876
[chuckling]
Because I'm your friend,
Brittany.

1211
01:04:42,095 --> 01:04:44,271
[man]
Did you see Rodrigo's
fire installation?

1212
01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:47,579
[Catherine]
Uh, Tina saw it,
and she liked it.

1213
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:49,798
Really?
Yeah. Believe so.

1214
01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:52,236
What'd you think?
[sighs]

1215
01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:54,934
I found
the whole showing cold.

1216
01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:56,457
Very cold.

1217
01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:58,285
And in no way subversive;
very literal.

1218
01:04:58,459 --> 01:05:00,244
Oh, you guys are talking
about The Walking Dead?

1219
01:05:00,418 --> 01:05:01,506
Very literal.

1220
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,595
This is...
This is Brittany.

1221
01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:05,814
I have the studio
above her apartment.

1222
01:05:05,989 --> 01:05:08,121
And we're training
for the marathon together.

1223
01:05:08,295 --> 01:05:10,123
[Brittany chuckles]

1224
01:05:10,297 --> 01:05:12,821
Uh... okay.

1225
01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:14,388
[both chuckle awkwardly]

1226
01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:16,869
I'm gonna get another job.
[Seth] What?

1227
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:19,654
You're stretched thinner
than a Listerine strip.

1228
01:05:19,828 --> 01:05:21,482
[laughter]
Just tell her.

1229
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:23,789
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1230
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:28,402
So, my family
has this trust,

1231
01:05:28,576 --> 01:05:31,362
and every year,
I get to make a donation

1232
01:05:31,536 --> 01:05:33,886
to an organization
that I pick.

1233
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:36,933
So, Seth wanted to pitch in,

1234
01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:41,111
because we wouldn't even
be running this marathon
if it wasn't for you.

1235
01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:52,774
You really inspired us,
Britt.

1236
01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,648
You're gonna do it.

1237
01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:59,129
You're gonna
run the marathon.

1238
01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:02,219
[scoffs quietly]

1239
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:10,749
This money should be going
to something you care about.

1240
01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:13,143
It is.

1241
01:06:14,753 --> 01:06:16,537
[laughing]
Okay.

1242
01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:19,671
I don't need you to, like,
force your way into my life

1243
01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:22,282
and give me pep talks
and checks.

1244
01:06:22,456 --> 01:06:23,892
I don't need your pity.

1245
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:25,546
[Seth]
We're just trying to help.

1246
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,635
[Brittany]
I don't need that.

1247
01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:29,855
I can do this on my own.

1248
01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:34,207
Do you know what time it is?

1249
01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:37,254
I forgot, I--
I have to go to something.

1250
01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:39,908
[Seth]
I thought we were gonna
get dinner with Jern.

1251
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:42,389
I told Peter we were gonna
meet your boyfriend.

1252
01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,261
He's not
my fucking boyfriend.

1253
01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:46,263
Don't know why
you keep saying that.

1254
01:06:46,437 --> 01:06:49,614
Your place is great.
I'll see you tomorrow.

1255
01:06:51,094 --> 01:06:53,009
[chattering]
[mariachi music playing]

1256
01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:55,359
I'm starving.
Finally. I'm famished.

1257
01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,883
Where are your friends?

1258
01:06:58,057 --> 01:07:00,277
Uh, something happened
with their kid.

1259
01:07:00,451 --> 01:07:02,018
Parents.

1260
01:07:02,192 --> 01:07:03,236
[groans]
Yeah.

1261
01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:04,716
All right, well,
I'm always happy

1262
01:07:04,890 --> 01:07:06,805
when it's just
the two of us anyway.

1263
01:07:08,546 --> 01:07:10,765
We're just having sex,
right?

1264
01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,767
I mean, we're not dating.

1265
01:07:12,941 --> 01:07:16,206
Uh-uh, no, uh--
We don't have to
define anything.

1266
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,381
Right.

1267
01:07:17,555 --> 01:07:19,122
Okay, so we're not.

1268
01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:20,732
I could never date you.

1269
01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:23,126
[laughs]
[Brittany chuckles]

1270
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:25,563
Okay, then.

1271
01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:27,652
Thank you.
What do you want to eat?

1272
01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:29,436
Chips and salsa
are just fine, so...

1273
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:32,874
-I thought you were starving.
-Well, maybe I'm just thirsty.

1274
01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:36,052
[camera clicks]

1275
01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:45,409
[camera clicks]

1276
01:07:57,551 --> 01:07:58,900
Fuck.

1277
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,598
[sighs]

1278
01:08:16,962 --> 01:08:18,355
Fuck.

1279
01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,279
[sighs]

1280
01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:48,602
[taking deep breaths]

1281
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,214
[whimpers]

1282
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:54,042
[panting]

1283
01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:55,653
[groaning]
Oh, shit.

1284
01:08:58,395 --> 01:08:59,526
[shudders]

1285
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,441
[exhales]

1286
01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:27,032
[whimpers in pain]

1287
01:09:27,206 --> 01:09:28,990
[groans]

1288
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:36,476
You've made such
incredible progress.

1289
01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:38,652
You're giving me sympathy?
It's that bad?

1290
01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:40,480
You have a stress fracture.

1291
01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:43,266
Okay.
Uh, from overuse.

1292
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,617
Next time, you got to
pay attention to your pain.
Sure. Fine.

1293
01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:49,010
What do I have to do
to make sure
I can run the marathon?

1294
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:51,448
It's in five weeks.
I'm sorry.

1295
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,841
You're gonna have to
stay off your foot
for eight weeks.

1296
01:09:54,015 --> 01:09:55,669
Maybe more, depending.

1297
01:09:55,843 --> 01:09:58,542
But the good news
is that your
blood pressure, your BMI--

1298
01:09:58,716 --> 01:10:00,152
I'm sorry, what do--
what do you mean?

1299
01:10:00,326 --> 01:10:02,110
Then how do I
run the marathon?

1300
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,200
How am I supposed
to run the marathon?

1301
01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:08,160
Well, in six weeks,
you'll come back,
and we'll see what's next.

1302
01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,424
You may have suffered
permanent damage.

1303
01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:13,818
[Seth]
Brittany, ugh.

1304
01:10:13,992 --> 01:10:16,516
How can I help?How can you help me?

1305
01:10:16,690 --> 01:10:19,215
How can you help
a former-turned-future fat girl

1306
01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:21,304
with a bum leg
and chafed armpits?

1307
01:10:21,478 --> 01:10:22,827
Hey, everything's
gonna be fine.

1308
01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,612
I was trying
to turn my life around.

1309
01:10:25,786 --> 01:10:29,442
And now you'll be the man
who proved himself to his son

1310
01:10:29,616 --> 01:10:31,966
by running
the New York City Marathon,

1311
01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:36,623
and Catherine will be the woman
who got out of a bad marriage
and ran a freaking marathon,

1312
01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:40,932
and I'm gonna be a girl
who was stupid enough to think
she could turn her life around

1313
01:10:41,106 --> 01:10:43,326
and instead needed
a fucking seat belt extender

1314
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,023
and couldn't even walk dogs for a living.

1315
01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:47,504
Don't-- Don't say that.
Stop.

1316
01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:49,636
Oh, I got to go.

1317
01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:52,204
[groaning]
Hey.

1318
01:10:52,378 --> 01:10:54,598
[sniffles]
You got to come with me.

1319
01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:56,208
I want to show you
something, okay?

1320
01:10:56,382 --> 01:10:59,864
Come with me real quick.
I just want you to see the--

1321
01:11:00,038 --> 01:11:01,605
What happened to your leg?

1322
01:11:01,779 --> 01:11:04,912
What,
you wouldn't fuck a girl
with an Aircast?

1323
01:11:05,086 --> 01:11:06,697
[chuckles] Wh-What?

1324
01:11:06,871 --> 01:11:08,481
How about a girl who weighs
50 pounds more than me, Jern?

1325
01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:12,006
Because guess what-- the pounds
are coming back from vacation.

1326
01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:13,530
Did you hurt yourself?

1327
01:11:13,704 --> 01:11:16,533
Yes, Jern,
I hurt myself.

1328
01:11:19,710 --> 01:11:23,279
[voice breaking]
It was really nice
to be a woman for once.

1329
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:31,156
People held doors for me.

1330
01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:33,289
I'll hold doors for you.

1331
01:11:35,247 --> 01:11:38,859
You're not a man, Jern.
You're a misguided little boy.

1332
01:11:43,647 --> 01:11:44,604
Milo!

1333
01:11:44,778 --> 01:11:46,650
Milo, come here.
Come here.

1334
01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:47,912
Oh, yeah.

1335
01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:50,088
Oh, Daddy missed you.

1336
01:11:50,262 --> 01:11:53,047
Hey, Milo.

1337
01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:55,702
Oh, I missed you so much.

1338
01:11:55,876 --> 01:11:58,401
The plants out front
are dead.

1339
01:12:05,886 --> 01:12:08,846
Did you pieces of shit
move in to our house?

1340
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,238
Fuck.

1341
01:12:10,413 --> 01:12:13,590
["Sayonara"
by Rebecca & Fiona playing]

1342
01:12:13,764 --> 01:12:15,635
♪ Fuck the world♪

1343
01:12:15,809 --> 01:12:17,942
♪ I don't care anymore♪
Jesus.

1344
01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:19,857
♪ If you're feelin' like I...♪

1345
01:12:20,031 --> 01:12:22,120
This is the bus
to Philly, right?

1346
01:12:22,294 --> 01:12:23,861
Yeah.

1347
01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:26,472
Oh. Sorry.

1348
01:12:26,646 --> 01:12:28,387
♪ Both feet on the ground
And a♪

1349
01:12:28,561 --> 01:12:31,434
Okay.
♪ Head up in the clouds♪

1350
01:12:31,608 --> 01:12:33,479
♪ How low can you go?
Let me know♪

1351
01:12:33,653 --> 01:12:37,527
♪ Hey, nothing lasts forever♪

1352
01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:41,269
♪ I just gotta tell it
To myself♪

1353
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,271
♪ So one day I can wave it♪

1354
01:12:43,446 --> 01:12:45,448
No.
♪ Sayonara♪

1355
01:12:45,622 --> 01:12:48,015
♪ I'll be gone tomorrow♪

1356
01:12:48,189 --> 01:12:50,888
♪ I just need to say
what's on my mind♪

1357
01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:52,672
[kids squealing]
Potty, potty.

1358
01:12:52,846 --> 01:12:55,283
♪ So finally I can wave it
Sayonara♪

1359
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,373
[singer vocalizing,
song fades]

1360
01:12:57,547 --> 01:13:00,506
[Brittany sighs]
Well, um...

1361
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:03,161
you know, we're really happy
that you're here.

1362
01:13:03,335 --> 01:13:05,685
Well, thanks for having me.

1363
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:07,687
We put Caroline in the room
with the boys,

1364
01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:10,995
so you can stay in her room,
you know, while you're here.

1365
01:13:11,169 --> 01:13:12,736
-Oh.
-No big deal.

1366
01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:14,651
She can sleep with me
or whatev--
We'll figure it out.

1367
01:13:16,827 --> 01:13:18,872
And, um,
a-also, me and Cici

1368
01:13:19,046 --> 01:13:21,571
was just talking about this,
but, you know,

1369
01:13:21,745 --> 01:13:24,356
if you decide to make Philly
your permanent home again,

1370
01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,053
you can stay down
in the basement.

1371
01:13:26,227 --> 01:13:27,794
It'd be your own apartment
just to yourself.

1372
01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:29,056
I'm-I'm not gonna need that.

1373
01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:30,971
I'm just gonna be here
a few weeks.

1374
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:34,366
Just need some time to heal.
But thanks.

1375
01:13:57,563 --> 01:13:59,696
[sighs]

1376
01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:02,350
["I've Got Something Good"
by Sam & Kitty playing]

1377
01:14:04,265 --> 01:14:07,878
♪ Hey, I've got
something good...♪

1378
01:14:08,052 --> 01:14:12,186
[Cici] Brittany, can you
come upstairs and help me?

1379
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,406
Coming, honey.

1380
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:17,453
♪ I've got something good♪
[cell phone vibrating]

1381
01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:21,239
♪ Baby, I got
Something good for you♪

1382
01:14:21,413 --> 01:14:23,110
♪ Oh, yeah♪

1383
01:14:23,284 --> 01:14:25,809
♪ I'm gonna save it for you♪

1384
01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:28,464
♪ And only you♪

1385
01:14:28,638 --> 01:14:30,074
Wow.

1386
01:14:30,248 --> 01:14:32,250
♪ 'Cause that love
Is good as gold♪

1387
01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:34,078
[cell phone vibrating]

1388
01:14:34,252 --> 01:14:35,819
♪ And you won't even know
It's cold♪

1389
01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:39,431
♪ Hey, I've got
Something good♪

1390
01:14:39,605 --> 01:14:42,042
♪ I've got something good♪
[song fades]

1391
01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:11,332
[taps key]

1392
01:15:12,551 --> 01:15:15,162
Do you love birds?

1393
01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:17,077
Majestic creatures,

1394
01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:19,079
descendants of the dinosaurs?[video: birds chirping]

1395
01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:20,472
Me, too.

1396
01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:24,737
But when it rains, all the birds go away.

1397
01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:26,173
[dance music pulsing
on video]

1398
01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:29,568
Introducing...

1399
01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:31,004
[grunts]

1400
01:15:31,178 --> 01:15:32,615
...the bird poncho.

1401
01:15:32,789 --> 01:15:34,007
It's art meets utility.

1402
01:15:34,181 --> 01:15:36,096
What is this?

1403
01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:37,750
And it's not just
for liberal elitists.

1404
01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:40,231
It's for businessmen
and schoolchildren

1405
01:15:40,405 --> 01:15:42,581
and business-children
and school-men.

1406
01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:45,236
That's his life's dream?

1407
01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:47,760
The fucking bird poncho?

1408
01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:51,590
That is so fucking dumb. We got hats. We're gonna do boots.

1409
01:15:51,764 --> 01:15:53,549
[taps key, video stops]

1410
01:15:53,723 --> 01:15:55,899
I slept with him.

1411
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,469
[cell phone dings]

1412
01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:12,872
[laughter, chatter]
Mmm, mmm!

1413
01:16:13,046 --> 01:16:14,831
[Demetrius] I ordered a pig.
Is the pig here?

1414
01:16:15,005 --> 01:16:16,746
What happened to the pig?
It never came.

1415
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,443
[laughter]
We've been
waiting on this pig.

1416
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:20,010
That's why we're eating
lasagna and cheesesteaks.

1417
01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:22,055
This don't even match.

1418
01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:23,970
I wanted a pig ass.

1419
01:16:24,144 --> 01:16:25,711
Oh. Sorry.

1420
01:16:25,885 --> 01:16:27,365
Oh.
Sorry.

1421
01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:29,497
[woman]
Hey, hey, guys!
[man] Hey.

1422
01:16:29,672 --> 01:16:32,675
Look who it is.
My favorite people.

1423
01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:34,285
Yeah, it's the birthday boy.
How are you?

1424
01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:35,503
It's good to see you. Hi.

1425
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:36,983
Happy birthday, Dem.
We made it.

1426
01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:38,637
We got this for you.
Thank you.

1427
01:16:38,811 --> 01:16:40,160
Matty!
[Matty] Look at this guy.

1428
01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:41,597
[Demetrius] Wow, they got me
a gift and everything.

1429
01:16:41,771 --> 01:16:43,381
Hold this for me.
Thank you.

1430
01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:45,731
[Matty]
Don't open it here. Save it.

1431
01:16:45,905 --> 01:16:48,342
-Go back and, uh, enjoy--
-Good to see y'all.
Thanks for coming, man.

1432
01:16:48,516 --> 01:16:49,692
[Matty]
You look great. Look at you.

1433
01:16:49,866 --> 01:16:50,954
[Demetrius]
Hold this for me, baby.

1434
01:16:51,128 --> 01:16:52,129
Oh, man.
Glad to see y'all.

1435
01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,087
[laughing]

1436
01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:58,439
Uh, we're-we're so lucky
that you could all be here

1437
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,572
to celebrate this day
with us.

1438
01:17:00,746 --> 01:17:06,056
And we're so grateful
that my little sister,
Brittany, is here with us now.

1439
01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:09,537
I would, uh,
like to say a few words

1440
01:17:09,712 --> 01:17:12,236
about the man
known as Demetrius.

1441
01:17:12,410 --> 01:17:13,846
How'd you two meet?

1442
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,979
Us?

1443
01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:18,503
Uh, Brittany,
let Cici finish the speech.

1444
01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:20,244
She's saying a lot
of amazing things about me.

1445
01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:22,028
Keep going, baby.

1446
01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:25,379
When it comes to
the man I love,
the man who is--

1447
01:17:25,553 --> 01:17:29,079
They're just, like,
an odd couple.
That's why I wonder.

1448
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:35,955
Um, we first met
at the showroom.
Matty came in to just--

1449
01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:38,131
Like, a long time ago?

1450
01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:42,658
I don't like
what you're getting at.

1451
01:17:44,224 --> 01:17:45,617
I'm just getting at
what everyone thinks

1452
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,401
when they see you guys
together.

1453
01:17:47,575 --> 01:17:49,099
[Demetrius]
Brittany, that's enough.
Just shut up, okay?

1454
01:17:49,273 --> 01:17:50,274
Stop it right now.

1455
01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:51,797
Did you just tell me
to shut up?

1456
01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:54,713
Don't tell me to shut up
in front of everybody.

1457
01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:56,976
I'm gonna set up some games
inside, if you want to--

1458
01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:59,805
I'm having a conversation
with a nice overweight woman.

1459
01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:01,111
Stop it.

1460
01:18:01,285 --> 01:18:04,244
Her BMW is high,
or whatever.

1461
01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:06,116
The chart.
There's a chart.

1462
01:18:06,290 --> 01:18:07,291
I'm sorry. Can you guys
excuse me for a second?

1463
01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:09,380
[Cici]
No, don't leave.
Jas.

1464
01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:11,338
-[Demetrius] Brittany!
-Wouldn't you rather
know the truth

1465
01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:14,124
than walk around
with a dumb smile on your face?

1466
01:18:14,298 --> 01:18:16,256
I mean, it's okay
to keep him around, honey,

1467
01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:18,781
but someone needs to tell you
what everyone really thinks.

1468
01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:21,653
-He doesn't love you.
-That's enough!

1469
01:18:21,827 --> 01:18:25,962
You can't love someone
that you don't respect.

1470
01:18:26,136 --> 01:18:27,877
Covered in rolls.

1471
01:18:29,226 --> 01:18:30,880
Jelly rolls.

1472
01:18:31,054 --> 01:18:34,144
Dinner rolls, body rolls.
[laughs]

1473
01:18:36,494 --> 01:18:38,148
Happy birthday, Dem.

1474
01:18:38,322 --> 01:18:40,106
Come on, man,
I'm just being funny.

1475
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:44,197
People love fat people
when they're being funny.

1476
01:18:44,371 --> 01:18:47,113
Your wife's probably
fucking hilarious.

1477
01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:50,160
[sizzling]

1478
01:18:56,209 --> 01:18:57,689
Advil?

1479
01:19:03,913 --> 01:19:05,697
[sighs]

1480
01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,743
What the fuck was that?

1481
01:19:08,918 --> 01:19:10,528
I was drunk.

1482
01:19:10,702 --> 01:19:12,660
You know you got to go
over there and apologize.

1483
01:19:12,835 --> 01:19:14,924
Yeah, I know.

1484
01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:17,622
When did you become
so judgmental?

1485
01:19:17,796 --> 01:19:19,580
Jasmine is one of
the nicest women I know.

1486
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:22,105
I thought you two
would hit it off
and be friends.

1487
01:19:22,279 --> 01:19:23,454
I don't need you to, like,

1488
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:25,543
matchmake friends for me,
Demetrius.

1489
01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:27,588
That's not what it's about.

1490
01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:30,026
Everybody need good people
to have around.

1491
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,463
I get by fine on my own.

1492
01:19:34,247 --> 01:19:37,033
[sighs]

1493
01:19:37,207 --> 01:19:40,819
Look, chum, I know
it's a bummer being
back here in Philly, but...

1494
01:19:40,993 --> 01:19:42,778
I'm here for you.

1495
01:19:44,649 --> 01:19:47,130
You're a good person,
Demetrius, but...

1496
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:50,742
my life is what it is.

1497
01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:52,744
So, everything I did for you
was for nothing?

1498
01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:57,531
All those dance team shows
I went to
and parent/teacher conferences?

1499
01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,882
Oh, oh, going to the store
at 10:00 p.m.

1500
01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:03,363
to buy tampons for you
meant nothing?

1501
01:20:03,537 --> 01:20:05,452
I guess I'm the idiot,
right?

1502
01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:07,454
I'm the stupid one.

1503
01:20:07,628 --> 01:20:10,675
Who withdrew
my college application
to make sure you were okay,

1504
01:20:10,849 --> 01:20:12,808
because I wanted to help
make up for your mom.

1505
01:20:12,982 --> 01:20:15,985
And after all that,
you still just want
to get through life alone.

1506
01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:17,508
How am I supposed to
fix that?

1507
01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:19,858
You got to let people in,
Brittany.

1508
01:20:20,032 --> 01:20:22,687
You think I don't see you
hitting "ignore"
when people call you?

1509
01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,558
I'm embarrassed.

1510
01:20:24,732 --> 01:20:25,821
So, because you're embarrassed,
you're just gonna be an island?

1511
01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:28,127
That's your solution?

1512
01:20:28,301 --> 01:20:30,913
When your mom left your dad,
he was humiliated.

1513
01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:32,479
He was a puddle.

1514
01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:34,307
But you stroked his hair,

1515
01:20:34,481 --> 01:20:36,266
and you put paper towels
on your head

1516
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,790
and danced around him
and made him laugh.

1517
01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:43,229
And every day, you'd wake up
and do something just like that
'cause you knew he needed you.

1518
01:20:43,403 --> 01:20:46,798
Your dad found happiness
because of that.

1519
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:52,064
And I'm not gonna lie to you--
if he would've rejected that,
he would've been a damn fool.

1520
01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:54,545
I used to do that?

1521
01:20:54,719 --> 01:20:57,678
Put paper towels
on my head and dance?

1522
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,463
You still do that.

1523
01:20:59,637 --> 01:21:01,160
I'm serious.
You did it on Skype,
like, three months ago.

1524
01:21:01,334 --> 01:21:03,249
The kids are still
talking about it.

1525
01:21:03,423 --> 01:21:06,165
You changing your life
and wanting to run this marathon

1526
01:21:06,339 --> 01:21:09,386
was never about your weight.

1527
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:13,433
It was about you taking
responsibility for yourself.

1528
01:21:14,782 --> 01:21:15,914
I know.

1529
01:21:16,088 --> 01:21:17,742
You got to stop being mean.

1530
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:21,224
Some people actually want
good things for you.

1531
01:21:21,398 --> 01:21:24,096
If someone wants
to support you...

1532
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:27,926
I should let them.

1533
01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:47,032
[knocking]

1534
01:21:48,294 --> 01:21:49,730
Here you go.

1535
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,700
[chimes]

1536
01:22:09,054 --> 01:22:11,883
[Jasmine]
I want to thank you for...

1537
01:22:12,057 --> 01:22:15,365
the lovely flowers
and the note.

1538
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:18,194
But I want you
to know something.

1539
01:22:18,368 --> 01:22:20,022
I know your pain.

1540
01:22:21,588 --> 01:22:23,939
'Cause it was my pain, too.

1541
01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:29,727
I think about my body
every day.

1542
01:22:29,901 --> 01:22:32,338
I have my whole life.

1543
01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:35,863
But I decided
that even with my pain,

1544
01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:39,171
my fear, my self-judgment,

1545
01:22:39,345 --> 01:22:42,827
other people's judgments,
I wanted to be happy.

1546
01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,960
And I am.

1547
01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:47,788
Best wishes. Jasmine.

1548
01:23:03,065 --> 01:23:04,588
How are you guys?

1549
01:23:04,762 --> 01:23:06,633
Let's start there.
I feel like
I never ask you that.

1550
01:23:06,807 --> 01:23:08,244
How are you doing?

1551
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,247
[Seth]
Yeah.

1552
01:23:11,421 --> 01:23:13,901
There's a lot
to catch up on.

1553
01:23:14,076 --> 01:23:15,729
Yeah.

1554
01:23:15,903 --> 01:23:18,863
I mean, you guys did it.
So proud of you.

1555
01:23:19,037 --> 01:23:21,213
Saw the pictures and...

1556
01:23:21,387 --> 01:23:22,736
We reached out.

1557
01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:24,695
I know.

1558
01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,871
I'm sorry.

1559
01:23:27,045 --> 01:23:31,658
I'm just, um,
really fucked-up in life.

1560
01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,965
So is everyone.

1561
01:23:38,274 --> 01:23:40,276
We missed you,
Brittany.

1562
01:23:51,809 --> 01:23:53,898
[knocking at door]

1563
01:24:00,383 --> 01:24:02,124
Why does it say
you relapsed?

1564
01:24:02,298 --> 01:24:04,517
I didn't.

1565
01:24:04,691 --> 01:24:06,693
But it-it says that you did.

1566
01:24:06,867 --> 01:24:10,871
Mm.
I was... doing a shoot.

1567
01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:13,265
I fell. I broke my wrist.

1568
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:15,659
This was months before
we started running.

1569
01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:17,965
And then the doctor
prescribed me oxycodone.

1570
01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:19,706
I took it.
I didn't tell my husband,

1571
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:21,665
because he gets weird
about these things.

1572
01:24:21,839 --> 01:24:23,101
He found the bottle.

1573
01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:24,842
And he kept that
misleading trump card

1574
01:24:25,016 --> 01:24:27,845
in his back pocket
until last month.

1575
01:24:28,019 --> 01:24:30,978
You don't even have
visitation rights?
No.

1576
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:34,243
I'm just... I'm trying
really, really hard

1577
01:24:34,417 --> 01:24:36,941
to just focus on the things
that I can control,

1578
01:24:37,115 --> 01:24:38,769
so I started running a lot.

1579
01:24:38,943 --> 01:24:40,858
I stand up for myself
in mediation,
but Marco's a fighter.

1580
01:24:41,032 --> 01:24:43,034
I-- This divorce is,
like, killing me.

1581
01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:46,124
I mean, he pushed me
out of the house,
and he's gonna keep pushing.

1582
01:24:46,298 --> 01:24:48,387
I haven't slept
in three weeks.

1583
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:52,478
I just don't think
I can fight him anymore.

1584
01:24:52,652 --> 01:24:55,002
Your kids
will never forgive you
if you give up on them.

1585
01:24:55,177 --> 01:24:56,091
I know.

1586
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,483
This could take years.

1587
01:24:58,615 --> 01:25:00,225
Start with this one hearing,

1588
01:25:00,399 --> 01:25:03,489
and then you just take it
step by step.

1589
01:25:04,490 --> 01:25:06,013
Little goals.

1590
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:09,626
Thank you.

1591
01:25:11,454 --> 01:25:13,978
Goddamn!
It's upsetting
how good this is.

1592
01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:16,154
Like, it's so good.

1593
01:25:16,328 --> 01:25:20,463
I ate a dry salad for lunch
to feel okay about this.
Mm. Delicious.

1594
01:25:20,637 --> 01:25:23,030
Yeah, it was, like, very dry.

1595
01:25:23,205 --> 01:25:25,207
Like, I looked like
a brontosaurus eating it.

1596
01:25:25,381 --> 01:25:27,600
You looked like
a little brontosaurus?
Mm-hmm. I was like...

1597
01:25:27,774 --> 01:25:29,733
-[munches loudly]
-[making chewing noises]

1598
01:25:29,907 --> 01:25:31,256
[laughs]

1599
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:34,868
-Care to see a dessert menu?
-Uh, uh, fuck yes.

1600
01:25:35,042 --> 01:25:36,261
Yes, please.
Thank you.

1601
01:25:36,435 --> 01:25:38,307
So, I owe you an apology.
No, you don't.

1602
01:25:38,481 --> 01:25:40,918
Mm-mm. No apologies.
We're all good.

1603
01:25:41,092 --> 01:25:44,617
I just think
we should celebrate
a fancy advertising lady.

1604
01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:48,752
It's just
a coordinator position--
basically a glorified intern.

1605
01:25:48,926 --> 01:25:51,058
But...
the office is in Tribeca.

1606
01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:52,712
Ooh.
There's room for growth.

1607
01:25:52,886 --> 01:25:55,976
And I, uh... I'll be able
to get my own place.

1608
01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:58,588
You're really doing it.
[laughing] Yeah.

1609
01:25:58,762 --> 01:26:01,765
Oh, my God, your Kickstarter
bird poncho video.

1610
01:26:01,939 --> 01:26:03,593
Oh, God, no. Why?

1611
01:26:03,767 --> 01:26:06,770
[stammers] No, I thought
the idea behind it
was hilarious.

1612
01:26:06,944 --> 01:26:09,164
I sent it to
my college professor,

1613
01:26:09,338 --> 01:26:10,687
and he basically said
he doesn't think

1614
01:26:10,861 --> 01:26:12,341
somebody like me
could even get into

1615
01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:14,212
the individualized study
school at NYU,

1616
01:26:14,386 --> 01:26:17,084
which is shocking
because I literally
graduated from there.

1617
01:26:17,259 --> 01:26:21,437
Yeah. Well, that's--
You know, someone still--

1618
01:26:21,611 --> 01:26:23,482
Stop. Stop.
I'll stop talking.

1619
01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:26,137
Tonight
is about celebrating.

1620
01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:34,014
This is the part
where I get nervous
'cause I have to be honest.

1621
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,147
Um...

1622
01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:39,411
I don't think
we should have sex anymore.

1623
01:26:39,585 --> 01:26:41,718
It's not the best thing
for me right now.

1624
01:26:41,892 --> 01:26:43,676
Okay. Yeah, I get that.

1625
01:26:44,547 --> 01:26:46,505
What if it was
more than sex?

1626
01:26:46,679 --> 01:26:49,116
Because we have, um...

1627
01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:51,423
I mean,
I think that if...

1628
01:26:51,597 --> 01:26:53,730
You-- You're not making
eye contact with me.

1629
01:26:53,904 --> 01:26:55,079
I'm sorry.
Wow.

1630
01:26:55,253 --> 01:26:56,994
I try to
get my shit together,

1631
01:26:57,168 --> 01:26:59,866
and it's just one rejection
after another.

1632
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:01,520
I get it.
Do you?

1633
01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:04,131
Yes. I very much get it.

1634
01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:05,829
I'm so sorry.

1635
01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:08,875
My whole life has changed
so much this past year,

1636
01:27:09,049 --> 01:27:12,575
and I'm just trying to take
responsibility for myself,

1637
01:27:12,749 --> 01:27:17,275
and I'm not at a place
where I can be responsible
for someone else, too.

1638
01:27:17,449 --> 01:27:19,973
You don't need to be
responsible for me.

1639
01:27:20,147 --> 01:27:21,758
But I would want to be.

1640
01:27:21,932 --> 01:27:23,194
[laughs]
I-I would.

1641
01:27:23,368 --> 01:27:25,457
[chuckles]
Okay. That's so nice.

1642
01:27:25,631 --> 01:27:28,155
We need to
figure our shit out,
you know?

1643
01:27:29,548 --> 01:27:31,246
Can we be friends?

1644
01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:34,031
Gross.
I know.

1645
01:27:34,205 --> 01:27:36,207
Does it-- Do you get sick
when you say it?

1646
01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:38,818
Yeah, I feel nauseous.
'Cause it hurts my ears.

1647
01:27:38,992 --> 01:27:41,125
-Could we be friends, though?
-Yuck.

1648
01:27:41,299 --> 01:27:43,475
Is there a world...
Yeah, sure.

1649
01:27:43,649 --> 01:27:45,347
...in which we could be
friends?
Yes.

1650
01:27:45,521 --> 01:27:48,350
Should've just
told the Uber to come
right to the restaurant.

1651
01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:50,090
[laughing]
No, it's fine. It's fine.

1652
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:52,484
I actually
went to the doctor
this morning, and, uh,

1653
01:27:52,658 --> 01:27:54,356
he says I'll be able
to start training soon.

1654
01:27:54,530 --> 01:27:56,749
Are you crazy?
You still want to?

1655
01:27:56,923 --> 01:27:58,664
Yeah, I still want to.

1656
01:27:58,838 --> 01:28:01,885
I want to run the goddamn
New York City Marathon.

1657
01:28:02,059 --> 01:28:05,018
My whole life,
the world told me
I was lazy

1658
01:28:05,192 --> 01:28:06,455
because of
the way I looked.

1659
01:28:06,629 --> 01:28:08,544
And I told myself
the same thing.

1660
01:28:08,718 --> 01:28:10,110
Fuck that.

1661
01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:13,853
I said I was gonna run
that race, and I'm going to.

1662
01:28:14,027 --> 01:28:15,594
Okay.

1663
01:28:15,768 --> 01:28:17,553
So, what now?

1664
01:28:17,727 --> 01:28:19,642
You're just gonna go home
and hang with Gretchen?

1665
01:28:19,816 --> 01:28:21,296
Oh, she moved in
with Terrence.

1666
01:28:21,470 --> 01:28:22,688
Oh.

1667
01:28:22,862 --> 01:28:24,864
You have the place
to yourself.

1668
01:28:25,038 --> 01:28:26,692
I could come over.

1669
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:29,042
But you're not...
you're not going to.

1670
01:28:29,216 --> 01:28:30,696
I'm homeless.

1671
01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:32,219
Homeless?
Yes.

1672
01:28:32,394 --> 01:28:34,570
You have whatever couch
you've been sleeping on.

1673
01:28:34,744 --> 01:28:36,528
Oh.

1674
01:28:36,702 --> 01:28:38,748
That's me.

1675
01:28:42,055 --> 01:28:43,448
Bye, friend.

1676
01:28:43,622 --> 01:28:45,494
[both laugh]

1677
01:28:47,104 --> 01:28:48,148
[Jern]
Hey.

1678
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:49,976
Call me tomorrow?

1679
01:29:29,189 --> 01:29:30,974
Go on.

1680
01:29:31,148 --> 01:29:33,280
[woman]
Hold it, please!

1681
01:29:36,675 --> 01:29:38,808
[chuckling]
Thank you.

1682
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,812
[quiet chatter]

1683
01:29:58,436 --> 01:30:02,135
-[cheering]
-[chattering]

1684
01:30:11,057 --> 01:30:13,886
[heartbeat thumping]

1685
01:30:30,294 --> 01:30:32,165
[exhales]

1686
01:30:48,617 --> 01:30:49,835
[man]
Runners!

1687
01:30:50,706 --> 01:30:52,534
On your mark!

1688
01:30:56,929 --> 01:30:58,322
One block.

1689
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:11,553
[starting gun fires]
[cheering, applause]

1690
01:31:17,602 --> 01:31:19,909
[man on PA]
Good morning, runners.

1691
01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:21,693
Welcome.

1692
01:31:21,867 --> 01:31:23,826
You are 50,000 strong,

1693
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:27,743
from over 125 nations,

1694
01:31:27,917 --> 01:31:30,485
all 50 states,

1695
01:31:30,659 --> 01:31:34,227
all here at the crossroads
of the world.

1696
01:31:35,664 --> 01:31:39,189
Today, you are taking part
in something very special,

1697
01:31:39,363 --> 01:31:42,148
a day that
brings together people

1698
01:31:42,322 --> 01:31:44,586
from all walks of life,

1699
01:31:45,717 --> 01:31:47,937
all backgrounds
and beliefs,

1700
01:31:48,111 --> 01:31:50,722
all ages and ability.

1701
01:31:52,811 --> 01:31:55,466
Today,
the spirit of humanity

1702
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:58,425
takes center stage.

1703
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:01,516
Wakey, wakey.
[child giggling]

1704
01:32:01,690 --> 01:32:03,779
[silly voice]
Rise from your slumber.

1705
01:32:03,953 --> 01:32:05,258
[child giggling]

1706
01:32:05,432 --> 01:32:07,783
Young one, rise.

1707
01:32:07,957 --> 01:32:10,481
[man on PA]
And the spirit of humanity

1708
01:32:10,655 --> 01:32:15,399
has no borders,
only start lines.

1709
01:32:15,573 --> 01:32:17,488
So, welcome
to the start line

1710
01:32:17,662 --> 01:32:21,231
of the TCS
New York City Marathon.

1711
01:32:27,324 --> 01:32:29,195
[woman]
It is raining out here.

1712
01:32:29,369 --> 01:32:30,762
A light drizzle.
It's perfect for you,
right?

1713
01:32:30,936 --> 01:32:32,459
Loving it.
The runners are loving it.

1714
01:32:35,506 --> 01:32:39,249
[reporter] This is where the marathon and the party collide-- the eight-mile mark.

1715
01:32:39,423 --> 01:32:41,556
They still have a lot
of pep in their step.

1716
01:32:41,730 --> 01:32:43,427
We still got a lot of...

1717
01:32:43,601 --> 01:32:45,385
Ah, that's what
I'm talking about!

1718
01:33:07,059 --> 01:33:09,279
[cheering, applause]

1719
01:33:10,933 --> 01:33:12,848
[reporter 2]
And the elite athletes

1720
01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:15,764
are finding their stride in the final paces of the race,

1721
01:33:15,938 --> 01:33:18,027
with over 50,000 runners
behind them

1722
01:33:18,201 --> 01:33:20,769
hoping to go the distance
themselves.

1723
01:34:02,941 --> 01:34:05,074
[groans]

1724
01:34:05,248 --> 01:34:08,338
[gasping]

1725
01:34:08,512 --> 01:34:10,470
Are you hurt?

1726
01:34:11,689 --> 01:34:12,864
[groans]
Are you okay?

1727
01:34:13,038 --> 01:34:14,605
It's just a cramp.

1728
01:34:14,779 --> 01:34:17,739
I've never run further...
further than 22 miles before.

1729
01:34:17,913 --> 01:34:20,742
Do you need a medic?
No, I'm good. I got this.

1730
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:23,005
[panting]

1731
01:34:23,179 --> 01:34:25,311
I just need a second.

1732
01:34:32,014 --> 01:34:33,580
Are you okay?

1733
01:34:35,931 --> 01:34:38,107
You want to leave the race?

1734
01:34:42,502 --> 01:34:44,417
You made it
a really long way.

1735
01:34:44,591 --> 01:34:46,202
[crying softly]

1736
01:34:46,376 --> 01:34:48,465
I really wanted
to finish, though.

1737
01:34:50,032 --> 01:34:52,034
Do you need any help?

1738
01:34:53,426 --> 01:34:55,037
[whimpers, sniffles]

1739
01:34:55,211 --> 01:34:57,082
[crying softly]

1740
01:34:57,256 --> 01:34:58,867
[Seth]
We should be able to find her.

1741
01:34:59,041 --> 01:35:01,347
The app says
she's right here.
[child] There she is!

1742
01:35:01,521 --> 01:35:03,306
[Seth] Go, Brittany!
[child] That's her!

1743
01:35:03,480 --> 01:35:05,438
-Go, Brittany!
-Come on, Britt!

1744
01:35:05,612 --> 01:35:07,310
Go! Keep running!

1745
01:35:07,484 --> 01:35:10,922
-[Peter]
Come on, you can do it!
-You can do this!

1746
01:35:11,096 --> 01:35:12,532
[child]
Come on, Brittany!

1747
01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:14,709
[Seth]
Go! You can do it!

1748
01:35:14,883 --> 01:35:17,059
Come on!
[child] That's her!

1749
01:35:17,233 --> 01:35:19,061
[crying]

1750
01:35:20,366 --> 01:35:22,368
[child]
Come on, Brittany!

1751
01:35:22,542 --> 01:35:23,935
Go, Brittany!

1752
01:35:24,109 --> 01:35:26,590
We love you, Brittany!

1753
01:35:29,158 --> 01:35:30,594
You got this.
Go, Brittany.
You got this.

1754
01:35:30,768 --> 01:35:32,335
Go, Brittany!

1755
01:35:32,509 --> 01:35:35,251
Go, Brittany!
Go, Brittany!

1756
01:35:35,425 --> 01:35:37,514
[Seth whooping]

1757
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:42,127
Yes, Brittany! Go!

1758
01:35:42,301 --> 01:35:44,390
[indistinct shouting, clapping]

1759
01:35:44,564 --> 01:35:46,610
Whoo!
You can do it!

1760
01:35:54,009 --> 01:35:56,228
[noisemakers rattling]

1761
01:35:59,884 --> 01:36:02,104
[panting]

1762
01:36:06,717 --> 01:36:08,588
Yes! Brittany!

1763
01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:10,808
You're doing it!
You're doing it, Brittany!

1764
01:36:10,982 --> 01:36:12,418
Yes! Whoo!

1765
01:36:12,592 --> 01:36:14,899
I love you! Yeah!

1766
01:36:21,471 --> 01:36:23,690
[Demetrius]
She's gonna do it.

1767
01:36:25,605 --> 01:36:27,346
[chuckles]

1768
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:28,652
[sniffles]

1769
01:37:17,309 --> 01:37:19,137
Okay.

1770
01:37:19,311 --> 01:37:21,705
Be back in 30.
Okay.

1771
01:37:21,879 --> 01:37:23,925
We got a big problem.
What?

1772
01:37:24,099 --> 01:37:26,101
I can't keep having sex
out of wedlock.

1773
01:37:26,275 --> 01:37:28,886
Oh, well,
that is a problem.

1774
01:37:29,060 --> 01:37:32,672
I guess we'll just go back
to not having sex, then.

1775
01:37:32,847 --> 01:37:34,326
Love you.
[phone beeps]

1776
01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:35,588
[Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
playing over phone]

1777
01:37:35,762 --> 01:37:36,763
Are you--
Are you serious?

1778
01:37:36,938 --> 01:37:38,548
I'm not fucking
marrying anyone.

1779
01:37:38,722 --> 01:37:39,810
[phone beeps, music stops]

1780
01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:41,768
Love you.

1781
01:37:43,031 --> 01:37:45,207
["Number One"
by Tove Styrke playing]

1782
01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:53,041
♪ Praise cool♪

1783
01:37:53,215 --> 01:37:55,260
♪ I'm sorry,
But there's no can do♪

1784
01:37:55,434 --> 01:37:59,395
♪ My youth ain't tangled up
In bad decisions♪

1785
01:37:59,569 --> 01:38:03,921
♪ Poor you, you thought You could dictate the rules♪

1786
01:38:04,095 --> 01:38:07,969
♪ Boo-hoo♪

1787
01:38:08,143 --> 01:38:10,536
♪ Oh, my
The world's on fire♪

1788
01:38:10,710 --> 01:38:12,712
♪ And maybe I'm just
Chasing rhymes♪

1789
01:38:12,887 --> 01:38:14,584
♪ Taking is easy♪

1790
01:38:14,758 --> 01:38:16,978
♪ And I don't care
Where it leads me, baby♪

1791
01:38:17,152 --> 01:38:18,718
♪ Oh, my, the more I try♪

1792
01:38:18,893 --> 01:38:21,504
♪ The closer I get
To wasting time♪

1793
01:38:21,678 --> 01:38:23,593
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some♪

1794
01:38:23,767 --> 01:38:25,900
♪ But everybody loves
A number one♪

1795
01:38:26,074 --> 01:38:28,163
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na♪

1796
01:38:28,337 --> 01:38:30,208
♪ Oh, na
Na-na, na-na♪

1797
01:38:30,382 --> 01:38:32,254
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na♪

1798
01:38:32,428 --> 01:38:35,257
♪ Everybody loves
A number one♪

1799
01:38:38,564 --> 01:38:40,740
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some♪

1800
01:38:40,915 --> 01:38:43,787
♪ But everybody loves
A number one♪

1801
01:38:43,961 --> 01:38:48,270
♪ Hot glam seems far away
From where I am, yeah♪

1802
01:38:48,444 --> 01:38:52,491
♪ I can neither understand it Nor demand it♪

1803
01:38:52,665 --> 01:38:54,929
♪ Your tears
Don't shake my world♪

1804
01:38:55,103 --> 01:38:56,887
♪ Like Britney Spears♪

1805
01:38:57,061 --> 01:38:58,933
♪ She's fierce♪

1806
01:38:59,107 --> 01:39:00,891
♪ Yeah, you're only 18♪

1807
01:39:01,065 --> 01:39:02,197
♪ With stomps to the beat♪

1808
01:39:02,371 --> 01:39:03,459
♪ But a killing machine♪

1809
01:39:03,633 --> 01:39:05,069
♪ With stomps to the beat♪

1810
01:39:05,243 --> 01:39:06,244
♪ Drain the noise
Of the bullshit♪

1811
01:39:06,418 --> 01:39:07,506
♪ Stomps to the beat♪

1812
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:09,117
♪ With stomps to the beat♪

1813
01:39:09,291 --> 01:39:10,727
♪ With stomps
To the beat♪

1814
01:39:10,901 --> 01:39:12,337
♪ Oh, my
The world's on fire♪

1815
01:39:12,511 --> 01:39:13,817
♪ And maybe I'm just
Chasing rhymes♪

1816
01:39:13,991 --> 01:39:15,601
♪ Taking is easy♪

1817
01:39:15,775 --> 01:39:17,995
♪ And I don't care
Where it leads me, baby♪

1818
01:39:18,169 --> 01:39:19,649
♪ Oh, my, the more I try♪

1819
01:39:19,823 --> 01:39:22,173
♪ The closer I get
To wasting time♪

1820
01:39:22,347 --> 01:39:24,262
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some♪

1821
01:39:24,436 --> 01:39:26,917
♪ But everybody loves
A number one♪

1822
01:39:27,091 --> 01:39:28,919
♪ Oh, na
Na-na, na-na♪

1823
01:39:29,093 --> 01:39:31,356
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na♪

1824
01:39:31,530 --> 01:39:33,402
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na♪

1825
01:39:33,576 --> 01:39:36,013
♪ Everybody loves
A number one♪

1826
01:39:39,756 --> 01:39:41,888
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some♪

1827
01:39:42,063 --> 01:39:44,630
♪ But everybody loves
A number one♪

1828
01:39:44,804 --> 01:39:46,806
♪ I can't praise your cool♪

1829
01:39:46,981 --> 01:39:49,679
♪ There's just no can do♪

1830
01:39:49,853 --> 01:39:53,857
♪ And it's that easy♪

1831
01:39:54,031 --> 01:39:55,815
♪ Baby, can't you see♪

1832
01:39:55,990 --> 01:39:58,209
♪ You got nothing on me♪

1833
01:39:58,383 --> 01:40:01,952
♪ It's just that easy♪

1834
01:40:02,126 --> 01:40:03,606
♪ Oh, my
The world's on fire♪

1835
01:40:03,780 --> 01:40:06,087
♪ And maybe I'm just
Chasing rhymes♪

1836
01:40:06,261 --> 01:40:07,871
♪ Taking is easy♪

1837
01:40:08,045 --> 01:40:10,526
♪ And I don't care
Where it leads me, baby♪

1838
01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:12,267
♪ Oh, my, the more I try♪

1839
01:40:12,441 --> 01:40:14,486
♪ The closer I get
To wasting time♪

1840
01:40:14,660 --> 01:40:16,793
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some♪

1841
01:40:16,967 --> 01:40:19,491
♪ But everybody loves
A number one♪

1842
01:40:19,665 --> 01:40:21,406
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na♪

1843
01:40:21,580 --> 01:40:23,800
♪ Oh, na
Na-na, na-na♪

1844
01:40:23,974 --> 01:40:25,758
♪ Oh, na, na-na, na-na♪

1845
01:40:25,932 --> 01:40:28,326
♪ Everybody loves
A number one♪

1846
01:40:32,113 --> 01:40:34,202
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some♪

1847
01:40:34,376 --> 01:40:37,205
♪ But everybody loves
A number one♪

1848
01:40:43,124 --> 01:40:45,691
♪ Everybody loves
A number one♪

1849
01:40:49,739 --> 01:40:51,654
♪ No one ever wants
To give you some♪

1850
01:40:51,828 --> 01:40:54,961
♪ But everybody loves
A number one♪