date with boss

date with boss, simple procedure
you bust out the works, you get the suit, you get the good car, you get the flowers, you pick her up, your car breaks down as it pulls outta the driveway so you gotta get the shit car, you drive to the restaurant you booked reservations to 3 months in advance (it's a quite fancy restaurant), you get there and the valet cusses you out because you pulled into the curb and knocked his podium over, as you walk inside you hear the sound of your car slamming into other parked cars in the parking lot, upon arriving to the counter there's no one at the front so yourself and boss end up waiting an additional 10 to 15 minutes until someone part of the staff comes to your aid

suddenly, from the back of the restaurant you see a spindly french man slowly walk his way up to you and your date and he says "ohhh hon hon mon-ami you see we're full oui oui just dreadfully full, not a single seat in the building hon hon." You grovel and get down on your knees, you even pull out the $30 you keep in your socks to try to tell the guy otherwise, he takes them but scoffs. He walks you to the mens bathroom, two chefs walk in with a table and boxes of shake & bake, you realize that you gotta work for this dinner. Boss is getting angry, you stutter and slip as you end up spilling the bread crumbs all over the wet floors, a huge mess, you try to lick the floor to at least get some food in you but to no avail, that floor is far too dirty. Boss hasn't even touched her box! you try your best to get off the floor and wipe yourself clean of the mess you made to little results. Boss reminds you that you have a movie to be at, you pause for a minute realizing that you had completely forgot about the highlight of the night, DUNKIRK in IMAX, a romantic film through and through.

as you leave the restaurant you see that your car is being vandalized by the valet and his lesser valets, then suddenly it begins to rain torrential downpour and thunder, your now wrecked car acts like a lightning rod and is struck with the mightiest of strikes. Your car is now fucked up, your dinner date has been ruined, but you HAVE to get to that movie. You steal a Tandem Bike that was lucky parked near the entrance and tell Boss to hop in, she sits on the back seat not helping the bike move in the slightest, but that is no issue to you. 2 grueling hours of sitting through this rain you finally arrive at the cinema and shield Boss from the rain as you walk in, you're more wet than a scuba diver who just played cave explorer with a blue whale. But you finally reached the movies, albeit much much MUCH later than expected. As you walk towards the ticket booth, slipping and sliding because of the rainwater that has drenched you. You say "tickets for dunkirk imax p-please", but the ticket booth lady shakes her head and says "no more showings for the night, sorry..." you reply "then what do you have?" she perks up and says "we're currently only showing Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakwel if you'd be interested in seeing that, it's quite late so it's either this or you two walk home in this dreadful weather." You grit your teeth, a frail smile forms on your face as you slowly turn your head towards Boss, you utter the words "what do you say?" She looks at you and says nothing, you look back at the ticket booth woman and say "two tickets please". You get your tickets, you get into the theater, deserted. You sit down with a jumbo popcorn and large soda and watch the movie, at least this part of the date isn't entirely ruined. Or so you think. As the movie rolls and the Chipmunks get into their High School antics, this humming and grunting sound can be heard, but you see no one in front of you inside the theater.... could it be... could it be behind you? You look behind you in the blinding darkness of the room but are unable to see anything. As your head is turned in this direction the movie transitions into a scene where Chipmunks are outside and it's all bright out, in an instant you see this large hulking old man breathing heavily as he watches the film. He catches your attention and says "pretty gooood film huh." You turn around back towards the movie, cold sweats and tears cover your face.

The movie comes to an end, the rain begins to clear, now all that remains is bringing Boss back to her place. After a long trip in the Tandem Bike, you and boss eventually arrive at her home. As you toss the bike off into the street it gets hit by a car and is whisked away into the night, never to be seen again. You walk boss up to her doorstep, and say "it's been a great night". Boss looks at you, opens her front door while maintaining eye contact, and then closes the door.

wait how am i supposed to end this