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Govanaus and the Forbidden Sword, Part 5

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  1. <DM> Okay, time for a recap:
  2. <DM> *You have all entered a room, after hookshotting across various statues, that does not seem like a room to see Silvio fighting three Keaton; A Keaton Commander, a Keaton Sorcerer and a Keaton Beserker*
  3. <DM> *Silvio has knocked out the commander while the other two are fairly weak*
  4. <DM> *At this point, Ambrosia revealed himself as Red_Enrics and delivered a whooping kick to the silver fox, netting himself an achievement for dealing damage to an enemy who is over 10 levels above him*
  5. <DM> *Though Silvio didn't take much damage*
  6. <Silvio> Recap: Silvio is at 38h and ??m
  7. <DM> ---===QUEST RESUME===---
  8. * DM gives voice to Kirran
  9. <DM> *After delivering the kick, Red_Enrics became all drunk again, being set to auto-follow as Gorya isn't in session*
  10. <Oliander> (nice cover)
  11. <Oliander> You are not as powerful as you claim yourself to be after all!
  12. <Silvio> Humph, that was a lucky shot.
  13. * Oliander pulls his Deku Staff out.
  14. <Oliander> You shall join our holy pilgrimage or face the consequences!
  15. <Silvio> As a matter of fact, I will join you for the moment.
  16. <Silvio> I want Thoughter gone as much as you are.
  17. * Kirran relaxes his grip on his bow, but only slightly.
  18. <Oliander> Excellent. Onwards we go towards............
  19. <Silvio> *want
  20. * Oliander goes to find his map.
  21. <DM> (Map: http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2)
  22. * DM slaps that line
  23. <DM> (Map: http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2 )
  24. <Oliander> (and which room are we in on the map?)
  25. <Gurloz> (I clicked on the first one just fine.)
  26. <DM> (We are in the first ??? room directly after Statue Switch Room.
  27. <Gurloz> (We're in the ??? room north of the Statue Switch Room if i remember correctly.)
  28. <Oliander> (ah)
  29. * Oliander looks at the door on the far side of the room.
  30. <Oliander> We shall proceed onwards, into thy next room!
  31. <Silvio> Onwards!
  32. * Gurloz looks at Oliander, then at Silvio, then at Oliander again.
  33. * Oliander starts towards the door and then stops. He looks over at Gurloz, who's still... cracked out.
  34. * Gurloz then continues to have tea with the tree in the room.
  35. <Oliander> But first.... we shall deal with the evil spirit that has overtaken our comrade Gurloz's body!
  36. <Oliander> Prepare yourself, vile demon, and relinquish control of Gurloz to himself!
  37. <Kirran> I don't feel like this is going to end well...
  38. * Oliander readies his staff for an attack, and he creeps steadily towards Gurloz.
  39. * X__X is now known as Keaton
  40. * Keaton is now known as Keaton_Sorcerer
  41. * X___X is now known as Keaton_Beserker
  42. * CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  43. <Oliander> You do not surrender?
  44. <Oliander> Then...
  45. * Keaton_Beserker runs at Silvio, with his battleaxe out, swinging it at him (Roll Power!)
  46. * Oliander grabs his Deku Staff and goes to thwack Gurloz upside the head with it! (Roll Courage)
  47. <Silvio> Ah!
  48. <Silvio> $30d10
  49. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 10, 10, 6, 8, 5, 1, 3, 2, 9, 7, 6, 5, 4, 8, 8, 9, 4, 7, 5, 1, 1, 5, 5, 4, 5, 10, 2 and 6. Total: 169. Successes: 24.
  50. <Oliander> $44d10
  51. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 3, 6, 5, 2, 10, 8, 6, 3, 9, 8, 8, 4, 2, 3, 1, 9, 3, 4, 4, 8, 6, 7, 9, 2, 9, 6, 6, 10, 9, 5, 5, 2, 3, 1, 6, 4, 1, 6, 1, 3, 5 and 3. Total: 232. Successes: 28.
  52. <Keaton_Beserker> $52d10
  53. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 281. Successes: 33.
  54. <Keaton_Beserker> TAKE THIS!
  55. * Gurloz discusses life with the tree, unaware of Oliander's attack.
  56. * Gurloz gets thwacked upside the head rather painfully.
  57. <Keaton_Beserker> 33-24+4 = 13 - Defense
  58. * Silvio takes the full 13 damage.
  59. * Oliander deals 28 - 2 = 26 damage - defense.
  60. <Oliander> (oh crap, I thought the staff did half damage...... WHELP I just team killed)
  61. <Silvio> 25h
  62. * Oliander apparently cracks Gurloz's skull with his staff swing.
  63. * Kirran is having flash backs to when he got pimped slapped off a cliff
  64. * Gurloz takes 26-2=24 damage and lives with ONE HEART.
  65. <Silvio> Owww... You are playing a dangerous game, Keaton sucm
  66. <Oliander> (LOL)
  67. <Silvio> *scum
  68. <Oliander> ... G-Gurloz?
  69. * Gurloz suffers severe head trauma, but regains his senses. ...
  70. <Gurloz> What the bloody hell was that for?
  71. * Gurloz Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
  72. <Oliander> Y-you w-w-w-weeeere possessed by... a demon, of some sort....
  73. * Silvio turns back to the Keaton and fires a Silver arrow at him.
  74. <Oliander> ... you were talking with a tree and attempting to drink tea with it.
  75. <Silvio> (Roll Courage!)
  76. <Silvio> $54d10
  77. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 295. Successes: 40.
  78. * Oliander restores Gurloz to max hearts with a Fairy.
  79. <Keaton_Beserker> $40d10
  80. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 4, 9, 9, 10, 5, 6, 1, 5, 8, 1, 1, 3, 8, 1, 3, 4, 10, 1, 9, 9, 6, 5, 8, 5, 9, 9, 5, 2, 8, 5, 5, 4, 8, 6, 1, 4, 10 and 6. Total: 230. Successes: 30.
  81. <Oliander> Here, take this... I apologize for having to resort to such... drastic means.
  82. <Silvio> $100d1
  83. * Gurloz suddenly feels a-okay. Wow those faeries work quick.
  84. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 100 Dice with 6 Sides. Total: 354.
  85. <Oliander> We should aid our new ally in the heat of battle.
  86. <Oliander> (NICE WRONG ROLL, BRO)
  87. <Silvio> (Wrong roll)
  88. <Silvio> $1d100
  89. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 86. Total: 86.
  90. * Gurloz laughs at Silvio's incorrect roll.
  91. <Oliander> Perhaps it is our new ally that is possessed now...
  92. <Gurloz> (Good thing it doesn't spam the channel anymore.)
  93. * Silvio and everyone else regains 5 health.
  94. <Silvio> *all allies
  95. <Oliander> Sir Kirran, what do you believe we should do?
  96. <Silvio> 30h
  97. <Kirran> Me? I'm still trying to figure out who's on what side at the moment?
  98. <Gurloz> 25h, 17m.
  99. <Keaton_Beserker> 3h 10m
  100. <Oliander> Then, by the will of the Goddesses, I shall determine who is with us... and who shall fall before us.
  101. * Oliander readies for battle. (Roll initiative?)
  102. <Kirran> Considering you already brained Gurloz, maybe that's not the wisest plan.
  103. <Oliander> (lol)
  104. <Gurloz> (lol)
  105. <Oliander> Alas, I forgot my staff was painful.
  106. <Oliander> ................
  107. * Gurloz kicks Oliander out the window.
  108. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside a cloud that contains explosive chocolate rain. Who thought that this was a good idea? «16,007»)
  109. <DM> (Roll initiaves, if you wish)
  110. <Oliander> ... excuse me, I'm just going to roll this dice.
  111. <Oliander> $init 1d10
  112. <Navi> Oliander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  113. <Silvio> $init 1d10
  114. <Navi> Silvio: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  115. <Gurloz> $init 1d13
  116. <Navi> Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  117. <Kirran> $init 1d12
  118. <Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  119. <Gurloz> .......
  120. <Keaton_Beserker> $init 1d10
  121. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  122. * Gurloz returns to the tree.
  123. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $init 1d10
  124. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  125. <Gurloz> (Fuck you initiative rolls.)
  126. <DM> $init s
  127. <Navi> The battle has begun!
  128. <Navi> ROUND 1: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Keaton_Beserker (4), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  129. <DM> (Wait for me to get the Keaton stats up)
  130. * Oliander loads Navi into a cannon and fires the cannon at the fourth wall.
  131. * Gurloz kicks Oliander out the window.
  132. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside a shotgun barrel? BANG! «16,008»)
  133. <Gurloz> ...... touche.
  134. <Gurloz> ................
  135. * Oliander follows after the cannon shot from a shotgun barrel shot.
  136. * Oliander awaits Silvio's action.
  137. <DM> Enemy stats:
  138. <DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-283-post-865.html#pid865
  139. <Kefka> ZURPG: 11-8-13 - Govanaus and the Forbidden Sword.
  140. <Silvio> Now, for my first course of action:
  141. <Silvio> You are going down first, Henian!
  142. <Keaton_Beserker> Not if I can help it!
  143. <Oliander> Who? What?
  144. * Keaton_Beserker is also known as Henian
  145. <DM> (This particular Beserker is named Henian)
  146. * Silvio fires another Silver Arrow at Henian/Keaton_Beserker
  147. <Silvio> (Roll Courage)
  148. <Silvio> $54d10
  149. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 257. Successes: 30.
  150. <Keaton_Beserker> $39d10
  151. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 10, 8, 8, 2, 9, 10, 7, 4, 5, 5, 5, 7, 9, 2, 3, 8, 3, 6, 3, 4, 6, 6, 9, 6, 2, 8, 5, 6, 8, 3, 6, 6, 4, 2, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 221. Successes: 28.
  152. <Silvio> (Deadeye roll:)
  153. <Silvio> $1d100
  154. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 93. Total: 93.
  155. <Silvio> 30-28 = 2 damage - defense
  156. * Keaton_Beserker takes 1 damage
  157. <Keaton_Beserker> 2h 10m
  158. * Keaton_Beserker gets angrier
  159. * Silvio restores 5 Hearts
  160. <Oliander> (wait, he seriously only has 2 hearts left?)
  161. <Oliander> (WELL THEN...)
  162. <DM> (He was weakened beforehand)
  163. <Silvio> $endturn
  164. <Oliander> (crap, I don't have poke)
  165. <Navi> Silvio has ended their turn.
  166. <Navi> ROUND 1: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Keaton_Beserker (4), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  167. * Kirran fires an arrow at the Keaton Sorcerer. (Roll courage)
  168. <Kirran> $40d10
  169. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 1, 6, 4, 6, 7, 10, 2, 4, 3, 9, 2, 4, 7, 8, 8, 4, 6, 8, 10, 5, 4, 4, 9, 10, 9, 1, 6, 2, 7, 9, 7, 3, 1, 9, 7, 8, 10 and 2. Total: 229. Successes: 28.
  170. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $30d10
  171. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 7, 6, 7, 9, 1, 3, 1, 10, 2, 6, 8, 5, 5, 10, 7, 9, 4, 1, 3, 6, 8, 3, 9, 10, 9, 6, 7 and 8. Total: 181. Successes: 25.
  172. <Oliander> Go, Sheikah ally! Yours is an arrow that will pierce the Keaton!
  173. * Keaton_Sorcerer activates Spectral Shield
  174. * Keaton_Sorcerer takes no damage
  175. <Keaton_Sorcerer> ??h 7m
  176. <Kirran> >: l
  177. <DM> (Again, it has been weakened beforehand)
  178. <Kirran> $endturn
  179. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn.
  180. <Navi> ROUND 1: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Keaton_Beserker (4), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  181. <Keaton_Sorcerer> Hehehe!
  182. * Keaton_Sorcerer casts Tidal Wave!
  183. <Kirran> I'm so hitting him with the lance next turn...
  184. <Keaton_Sorcerer> (Everyone except Keaton_Beserker rolls Wisdom to defend)
  185. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $48d10
  186. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 3, 1, 8, 8, 9, 6, 1, 1, 6, 8, 5, 9, 4, 8, 8, 7, 5, 4, 9, 4, 9, 4, 7, 9, 5, 5, 7, 3, 5, 9, 5, 8, 2, 4, 5, 4, 3, 7, 5, 10, 10, 6, 8, 3 and 7. Total: 275. Successes: 35.
  187. <Kirran> $32d10
  188. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 8, 5, 4, 7, 10, 5, 7, 6, 2, 1, 1, 10, 1, 8, 3, 8, 10, 3, 4, 2, 1, 8, 4, 10, 4, 4, 10, 1, 1 and 2. Total: 163. Successes: 21.
  189. <Oliander> (crap, +3 successes vs. me)
  190. <Oliander> WHAT IN UNHOLY SORCERY IS THIS?!
  191. <Silvio> $52d10
  192. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 319. Successes: 45.
  193. * Silvio dodges the tidal wave
  194. <Oliander> $42d10
  195. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 7, 7, 3, 9, 9, 4, 5, 7, 5, 5, 9, 2, 8, 6, 2, 6, 6, 4, 8, 2, 3, 2, 2, 1, 5, 1, 2, 10, 3, 10, 10, 10, 2, 4, 6, 3, 2, 7 and 4. Total: 211. Successes: 25.
  196. * Cirn0 (Cirn0@d.clients.kiwiirc.com) has joined #zurpg
  197. * ChanServ gives voice to Cirn0
  198. * Oliander is overrun by the tidal wave... painfully.
  199. <Gurloz> $45d10
  200. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 2, 10, 7, 4, 7, 9, 1, 2, 2, 4, 4, 7, 2, 6, 4, 4, 3, 8, 10, 4, 5, 8, 7, 10, 7, 4, 1, 6, 9, 8, 1, 10, 6, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 220. Successes: 25.
  201. * Oliander takes 10 damage and is now soaked.
  202. * Gurloz calls bullshit on the roll and hurls a reroll at himself.
  203. <Gurloz> $45d10
  204. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 1, 8, 1, 5, 3, 4, 6, 4, 10, 7, 3, 5, 5, 1, 5, 5, 3, 1, 7, 5, 3, 4, 4, 7, 8, 2, 6, 3, 8, 6, 9, 7, 4, 9, 4, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 6, 1 and 10. Total: 212. Successes: 24.
  205. <Keaton_Sorcerer> Deadly strike rolls:
  206. * Gurloz takes more damage. Ow.
  207. <Kirran> Ahaha
  208. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $3d5
  209. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer: You rolled 3 Dice with 5 Sides. Result: 4, 2 and 3. Total: 9.
  210. <Oliander> uhh, I think Deadly Strike would just apply to the whole hit
  211. <Oliander> so it's just $1d5... but too late, failed anyways
  212. <Keaton_Sorcerer> Kirran: 35-21 = 14 damage - Defense
  213. <Kirran> 10h, 15m
  214. <Oliander> 11h, 26m
  215. <Keaton_Sorcerer> Oliander: 36-25 = 11 damage - defense
  216. <Keaton_Sorcerer> Gurloz: 35-24 = 11 Damage - Defense
  217. <Keaton_Sorcerer> ??h 0m
  218. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $endturn
  219. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer has ended their turn.
  220. <Navi> ROUND 1: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Keaton_Beserker (4), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  221. * Oliander takes 8 damage, not 10. Yay my nature affinity!
  222. <Oliander> 13h, 26m
  223. <Oliander> Che, should've switched off this staff!
  224. <Keaton_Beserker> Ha ha ha, I'm gonna cleave you in half like one of those Zols I killed yesterday.
  225. * Keaton_Beserker charges at Silvio with his battleaxe (Roll Power!)
  226. * Gurloz gets soaked and takes 9 hearts worth of damage. ... His shield gains +4 defending dice from the attack.
  227. <Oliander> So, you practice on pitiful Zol?
  228. <Oliander> 13h, 26m | Soaked
  229. <Silvio> Bring it on.
  230. <Silvio> $30d10
  231. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 9, 4, 10, 9, 9, 3, 3, 8, 9, 6, 8, 8, 10, 8, 8, 1, 9, 6, 5, 6, 6, 7, 4, 3, 10, 5, 2 and 5. Total: 192. Successes: 25.
  232. <Keaton_Beserker> $54d10
  233. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 291. Successes: 35.
  234. <Gurloz> 16h, 17m | Soaked | Luekke's Blessing (+4 Defending Dice)
  235. <Keaton_Beserker> HAH!
  236. <Kirran> $2d10
  237. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 1. Total: 11. Successes: 2.
  238. <Keaton_Beserker> 35-25+4 = 14 damage - Defense
  239. <Kirran> (Forgot my shield has bonus against spells. I'm at 12h.)
  240. <Keaton_Beserker> How did you like that?
  241. <Silvio> Oww.
  242. <Silvio> 21h ??m
  243. <Oliander> (I'm gonna laugh for continuity sakes if we get a game over and Silvio dies here)
  244. <Keaton_Beserker> $endturn
  245. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker has ended their turn.
  246. <Navi> ROUND 1: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Keaton_Beserker (4), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  247. <Gurloz> (I like how the party is like ... level 20 through 25. ... facing off against a level 30 and 28...)
  248. <Oliander> (I blame Orithan)
  249. <Silvio> (Silvio is Level 35)
  250. <DM> (If things come to worse, I will throw someone else in.
  251. * Gurloz casts Light Thread, piercing all enemies with a thread of light! (Roll Wisdom!)
  252. <Keaton_Beserker> !!!
  253. <Gurloz> $48d10
  254. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 3, 4, 9, 9, 2, 6, 4, 10, 8, 6, 5, 2, 6, 8, 6, 5, 10, 9, 1, 4, 2, 10, 1, 3, 5, 4, 10, 3, 9, 9, 1, 3, 2, 3, 6, 4, 8, 1, 4, 9, 4, 4, 3, 8, 4 and 5. Total: 255. Successes: 29.
  255. <Keaton_Beserker> $24d10
  256. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 5, 3, 9, 8, 2, 2, 5, 7, 1, 3, 6, 7, 5, 4, 4, 4, 7, 10, 6, 10, 9 and 5. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
  257. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $48d10
  258. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 7, 8, 8, 6, 8, 7, 1, 8, 3, 8, 7, 6, 4, 6, 2, 7, 10, 5, 9, 2, 4, 7, 10, 1, 10, 10, 10, 4, 2, 5, 9, 9, 2, 2, 8, 8, 7, 10, 3, 8, 3, 4, 9, 2, 3 and 1. Total: 282. Successes: 36.
  259. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $2d10
  260. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 4. Total: 14. Successes: 2.
  261. * Gurloz misses Keaton Sorcerer, but does manage to deal 2 burn damage (neutral) to the beserker.
  262. <Keaton_Beserker> Gaahhhh!
  263. * Gurloz also gives the beserker Marked: If any of the Marked targets get the chance to counterattack, the Light intensifies in every Marked target, doing 4 burn damage (neutral) before the counterattack can go off.
  264. * Keaton_Beserker is set on flames and tries to put them out in the water, but dies before he hit the water.
  265. <Keaton_Beserker> $removeme
  266. <Navi> Keaton_Beserker has removed theirself from battle.
  267. <Navi> ROUND 1: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  268. <Oliander> (I should totally make Marked a stacking affliction)
  269. <Gurloz> 16h, 14m | Soaked | Luekke's Blessing (+4 Defending Dice)
  270. <Gurloz> $endturn
  271. <Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn.
  272. <Navi> ROUND 1: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  273. -Navi- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  274. <Oliander> Hmm, I do not believe I can overpower his magic. He is quite mighty...
  275. * Oliander casts Barrier on Kirran as an extra support spell.
  276. * Oliander switches to his Tower Shield and uses Cover on Silvio.
  277. <Silvio> Thanks.
  278. <Oliander> Ready your attack! I shall protect you.
  279. <Oliander> $endturn
  280. <Navi> Oliander has ended their turn.
  281. <Navi> ROUND 2: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Keaton_Sorcerer (5), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  282. * FS is now known as FireSeraphim
  283. <Silvio> Now time to get rid of that Whispy loving scum.
  284. <Kirran> (Everyone regains 2 hearts and 1 magic)
  285. * Silvio points to Keaton_Sorcerer
  286. <Oliander> 15h, 22m | Soaked
  287. <Silvio> EAT THIS, MIRANDA!
  288. <Gurloz> 18h, 15m | Soaked | Luekke's Blessing (+4 Defending Dice)
  289. * Keaton_Sorcerer is also known as Miranda
  290. * Silvio fires a Bomb arrow at Miranda (Roll Power!)
  291. <Silvio> $55d10
  292. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 282. Successes: 34.
  293. <Silvio> $1d100
  294. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 74. Total: 74.
  295. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $23d10
  296. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 7, 4, 5, 5, 4, 1, 9, 5, 9, 9, 8, 6, 4, 5, 1, 10, 3, 6, 2, 4 and 9. Total: 124. Successes: 15.
  297. <Oliander> (you've been rolling Deadeye wrong this whole time, fyi... you're supposed to follow up with half your Wisdom stat)
  298. <Silvio> (Subtract the result by half your wisdom stat)
  299. <Oliander> (oooh, so it's static... nvm)
  300. * Gurloz kicks Oliander out the window.
  301. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Sephiroth's old dial-up modem! Wow it's slow! «16,011»)
  302. <Oliander> (actually, my internet is being pretty slow right now, lol)
  303. <Silvio> 34-15 = 19 damage - defense
  304. <Gurloz> (.. I don't even have that old thing anymore. ... I left it in Northwest Indiana when I told my mom to fuck off.)
  305. <Oliander> (hah)
  306. <Gurloz> (Hell, my computer right now doesn't even have a dialup modem.
  307. * Keaton_Sorcerer tried to activate Spectral Barrier, not realising she ran out of magic. Meanwhile, Silvio's Bomb arrow blows her head right off.
  308. <Keaton_Sorcerer> $removeme
  309. <Navi> Keaton_Sorcerer has removed theirself from battle.
  310. <Navi> ROUND 2: Silvio (8), Kirran (7), Gurloz (3) and Oliander (2).
  311. <DM> $init r
  312. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  313. <DM> +58 EXP
  314. <Oliander> (wow, gruesome death right there)
  315. * Oliander feels the blessings of the Goddesses as his power increases from the battle.
  316. <DM> +58d8 rupees
  317. <Oliander> $58d8
  318. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 58 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 236.
  319. <DM> I'll be AFK for a minute.
  320. <Kirran> $58d8
  321. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 58 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 276.
  322. <Oliander> $calc 164 - 115
  323. <Kefka> 164 - 115 = 49
  324. <Gurloz> $58d8
  325. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 58 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 293.
  326. <Gurloz> $calc 293+3832
  327. <Kefka> 293+3832 = 4,125
  328. <Gurloz> $calc 58+9
  329. <Kefka> 58+9 = 67
  330. <DM> Items dropped: Blue Tunic x2, Manji Battleaxe and Gleeok Staff.
  331. * Kirran pulls a towel from his pack and dries off.
  332. <Silvio> Phew, that was a close one.
  333. * Keaton_Sorcerer is now known as X__X
  334. * Keaton_Beserker is now known as X___X
  335. <Silvio> I'm just glad that Thoughter didn't burst right in.
  336. <Oliander> Where is that god forsaken Keaton anyways?
  337. <DM> *From the side of the room you came in, you hear footsteps.
  338. <Silvio> ... I think that's him right now.
  339. * Oliander yoinks the Gleeok Staff.
  340. <Kirran> You had to ask?
  341. <Silvio> We should run.
  342. <Silvio> He is much stronger than me.
  343. <Oliander> Where to? The map says the other room is a dead end...
  344. <Silvio> Not quite.
  345. <Silvio> It drops down to the floor below.
  346. * Silvio points to the Rapids Cavern on the map.
  347. <Silvio> That's where the room drops down to.
  348. <Oliander> Very well then...
  349. <Kirran> You mean the hall that has the note that says "deadly vortexes"?
  350. <Silvio> Onwards!
  351. * Oliander turns to the person that walked in.
  352. * Kirran shrugs
  353. <Oliander> If you want to get to us...
  354. * Oliander points to the tree.
  355. <Oliander> You'll have to get through THAT tree! Its demonic possession powers are like none other. Turn back now if you want to live!
  356. <Kirran> Come on guys, let's leaf.
  357. * Oliander then runs like crazy towards the other door.
  358. * Silvio follows Oliander
  359. <DM> (Load up next room or not)
  360. <Oliander> (Load 'er up!)
  361. <DM> *You enter a small room with a podium where a small treasure chest stands. Torches stand just off to the left and right sides of the chest. A pit down to below is placed at the wall directly behind the podium.*
  362. * Kirran lets out a low whistle at the sound of rushing water below.
  363. <Oliander> (what's the door made out of?)
  364. <DM> (Stone)
  365. <Kirran> Could be worse, could be more of those jellyfish in there.
  366. <Oliander> (darn)
  367. <DM> (You still have enough time to open the chest)
  368. * Oliander stabs his Deku Staff into the chest to crank it open.
  369. <DM> Oliander: DA DA DA DAAAAAA! You got a small key!
  370. <Oliander> (... can I use the small key to lock the door behind us?)
  371. <DM> (Yes, you can)
  372. <Oliander> (will I still have the small key or will it be useless afterwards?)
  373. <DM> (You will still have it)
  374. <Oliander> (sweet)
  375. * Oliander locks the door behind him with the small key... err, is everyone in here?
  376. <Kirran> Too late now.
  377. <Silvio> I'm here.
  378. * Oliander looks around for Gurloz.
  379. <Oliander> (brb real fast)
  380. <Oliander> (back)
  381. <Oliander> (is Gurloz afk?)
  382. <DM> (Not sure)
  383. <Gurloz> yes.
  384. <Gurloz> because android is shit.
  385. <Gurloz> I'm debugging a fucking tablet.
  386. <Gurloz> and all I'm getting is "Unfortunately the process com.android.phone has stopped."
  387. <Gurloz> repeatedly.
  388. * Oliander locks the door behind him and jumps down into the pit of doom ahead.
  389. <Gurloz> and making it very difficult to do anything.
  390. * Silvio follows
  391. <Gurloz> because it steals focus and forces you to click on ok.
  392. <Oliander> ah
  393. <Oliander> we'll just assume you on auto-follow till you're back
  394. * DM pokes Kirran
  395. * Kirran jumps in too.
  396. <DM> *You all fall down to a ledge in a cave-ish area of the temple which snakes along in a southern direction. Numerous ledges, varying widely in size, hang off the walls, with hookshot targets either on or above each. Beneath is a wide fast current of water running south but several whirlpools are placed along it.*
  397. <DM> (Yay for more OoT stuff)
  398. <Oliander> Whoever designed this place deserves to be written out of existence by the Laws of Nayru.
  399. * Oliander jumps to the first ledge on the wall.
  400. <Oliander> $39d10
  401. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 7, 5, 7, 3, 5, 9, 3, 6, 10, 6, 7, 8, 9, 4, 8, 2, 1, 7, 3, 5, 6, 10, 7, 5, 8, 7, 2, 9, 6, 5, 5, 1, 8, 3, 9, 7 and 3. Total: 229. Successes: 30.
  402. <DM> *Each ledge is placed approximately 25 feet apart
  403. <Oliander> (I really need to write the rito skills already so I can fly instead of leap everywhere)
  404. <DM> Oliander: You land on the first ledge
  405. <Oliander> (how large is the ledge, and what is it made of?)
  406. <DM> (Each ledge is made of stone and they are approximately 15 feet wide by 10 feet long)
  407. <Oliander> ...
  408. <DM> (Well, you still landed on it.
  409. * Oliander casts Roots on the portion of the ledge that is connected to the wall, in an effort to weaken the connection.
  410. <Oliander> I am done with this leaping madness! This ledge shall fall, and it shall carry me through the currents to the bottom!
  411. <DM> Olinader: The roots were sufficent to weaken the connection enough to leave it vulnerable to a strong, blunt hit.
  412. * Oliander starts whacking at the connection with his Deku Staff.
  413. * Silvio jumps to the first ledge
  414. <Oliander> $44d10
  415. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 5, 4, 3, 1, 9, 4, 2, 4, 3, 9, 10, 3, 8, 9, 8, 6, 10, 9, 2, 2, 6, 6, 5, 4, 1, 6, 7, 9, 8, 2, 10, 10, 4, 3, 9, 2, 4, 6, 6, 2 and 8. Total: 243. Successes: 29.
  416. <Silvio> $44d10
  417. <Navi> Silvio: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 4, 8, 5, 3, 1, 7, 3, 10, 7, 3, 4, 4, 10, 7, 1, 4, 5, 7, 6, 2, 9, 1, 6, 10, 6, 10, 5, 8, 2, 4, 4, 6, 8, 8, 7, 8, 3, 4, 3, 10, 4 and 2. Total: 238. Successes: 29.
  418. <Oliander> Kirran, jump here, quickly!
  419. * Kirran follows the others
  420. <Kirran> $35d10
  421. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 4, 2, 1, 4, 10, 9, 6, 7, 9, 3, 2, 6, 4, 2, 2, 10, 6, 2, 8, 5, 7, 6, 6, 3, 8, 5, 6, 8, 10, 1, 7, 6 and 5. Total: 189. Successes: 25.
  422. * Oliander observes as Gurloz auto-follows-jumps over.
  423. <DM> Oliander: Congratulations! You destroyed the connection between the wall and the ledge.
  424. <Oliander> WHOO!
  425. <DM> *The Ledge falls down into the water, which quickly rides the stream downwards.
  426. <Oliander> The Goddesses are on our side! RIDE THE WAVE!
  427. <DM> *You all ride the stream to the end, which gently stops at a ledge that connects to the East door out.
  428. * Oliander hops onto the ledge and goes through the east door.
  429. * Silvio follows Oliander
  430. * Kirran continues following.
  431. * Oliander looks at the map.
  432. <Oliander> First floor, and we now have a key...
  433. * Oliander looks north to the locked door that leads to the Water Control Access Hallway.
  434. <Oliander> That way.
  435. * Silvio looks at the Western door on the first floor, noticing it open.
  436. <Silvio> Guys, I think Thoughter is onto us!
  437. <Oliander> (umm, aren't we right next to that door still?)
  438. * Silvio phases Silvio's lines through the 4th wall
  439. <Oliander> Sir Kirran, you've been... rather quiet. What's on your mind?
  440. * Silvio steps out from underneath the ledge on the first floor.
  441. <Silvio> *Second floor
  442. <Kirran> Eh, nothing of importance Oliander. I do kind of wonder why the Zora's had us come in here if this guy is so powerful though.
  443. <Kirran> Seems like kind of a dick move.
  444. <Oliander> Hmm, that does seem illogical.
  445. <Oliander> ... are you sure we can't just kill him by blowing up the whole temple?
  446. <DM> *Suddenly, two men descend from the second floor*
  447. * Oliander raises his knife and readies Nature's Roots.
  448. <DM> [???]: We will handle him, you just run.
  449. * X__X is now known as Leroy
  450. * X___X is now known as Sybilis
  451. <Oliander> Run... out of the temple, right?
  452. <Leroy> Yes.
  453. <Silvio> Good idea
  454. * Sybilis steps in front of Silvio
  455. <Sybilis> Not so fast.
  456. <Sybilis> You are wanted for murder, and we shall apphrend you right here.
  457. * Oliander whispers to Kirran - you think we should go through that locked door and avoid these lunatics, or just run out of the temple?
  458. <Silvio> Crap.
  459. * Oliander hears the murdur and leaps up.
  460. <Oliander> MURDER?!
  461. * Oliander raises his knife towards Silvio.
  462. * Gurloz manages to yoink the key from Oliander and slink off to the northern door.
  463. <Oliander> You... you were planning to BACKSTAB us, weren't you!
  464. <Leroy> Yes, Silvio here is wanted for the murder of several adventurers recently.
  465. <Silvio> Yes, I was.
  466. * Gurloz unlocks it while the commotion is ocurring.
  467. * Oliander gets distracted by Silvio's revelation and does not notice the key yoink.
  468. <Silvio> See, I was working for another villan.
  469. <Silvio> A villian which I'm pretty sure you all know.
  470. <Oliander> You identify the man yourself as a villain?
  471. <Kirran> We do know quite a few.
  472. <Oliander> Then why do you work for him?
  473. <Leroy> And send Bloodwind a message when he comes to break you out of prision while you are at it.
  474. <Leroy> Yes, Silvio is working for Bloodwind.
  475. * Gurloz exits to the north.
  476. <Oliander> Uhh, who?
  477. <Kirran> That's not one I know.
  478. <Silvio> That is all true.
  479. <Kirran> Why's he got a beef with us?
  480. <Silvio> I am working for Bloodwind.
  481. * Silvio points to his chest.
  482. <Silvio> I'm not wearing armor.
  483. <Oliander> (DM, if you're good enough, you can handle Gurloz in #zurpg2 and this in here at the same time)
  484. <Silvio> Without the Zora Tunic, I would have drowned.
  485. <Oliander> (*if you're fast enough
  486. <DM> That's if you raised the water level.
  487. <DM> (Wrong shell)
  488. <Oliander> ... I say we should escort this DEMON to a prison cell, and then return to defeat this Thoughter.
  489. <Kirran> Except the latter is supposedly stronger than the former.
  490. <Kirran> I'm kind of wondering whether that's true.
  491. * Leroy binds Silvio in a rope.
  492. * Sybilis crystalizes the rope
  493. <Leroy> There, take him.
  494. * Oliander tightens the ropes with Roots.
  495. <Leroy> He can't escape now, as the rope slows down the passage of time of what it is bound to.
  496. <Leroy> Silvio will be moving too slowly to break the rope now.
  497. <Oliander> That sounds nifty.
  498. <Kirran> I don't know, he strikes me as being pretty slippery.
  499. <Silvio> Just watch me break out of prision like when I did on Koholint.
  500. <Oliander> We shall all leave and escort this man to a prison cell, and then destroy the Water Temple on our way out to eliminate this Thoughter villain!
  501. <Oliander> Right Kirran and Gur-
  502. <Kirran> Oliander, I don't think the zora hired us to blow up their holy site.
  503. <Kirran> Just thinking aloud here.
  504. * Oliander looks for Gurloz... and only sees an opened door to the north.
  505. <Oliander> Gurloz?
  506. <Gurloz> Oliander??
  507. * Oliander hears a telepathic voice.
  508. <Oliander> (actually, that DOES work in accordance to your roleplay abilities as a Hylian, lol)
  509. <Gurloz> (Selective Hearing?!?!)
  510. * Oliander dashes north towards the opened door.
  511. <Oliander> (no, Telepathic Messages)
  512. <DM> Okay, I'm gonna have to pause here.
  513. <DM> Battery is at critical.
  514. * Gurloz fails to see Telepathic Messages.
  515. <Oliander> (oh right, you have Spirit Vision instead)
  516. <Oliander> (derp)
  517. <DM> Now, is Kirran following Oliander and Gurloz?
  518. <Kirran> Honestly, I think I'll keep an eye on Silvio. I don't trust this guy.
  519. * Leroy looks up.
  520. <Oliander> PAAARTY SPLIT
  521. <Leroy> I don't think any of you have to watch him not.
  522. <Leroy> *now
  523. <Kirran> If you say so.
  524. <DM> *A large anthropomorphic German Shepherd Dog perso drops down from above*
  525. <DM> [???] You called Sybilis?
  526. <Sybilis> Ah yes Hank.
  527. <Oliander> (SO MANY PEOPLE RAINING DOWN FROM THE SKY)
  528. <Sybilis> Escort Silvio here out of the temple.
  529. <Kirran> When did we warp to Koholint?
  530. <DM> [Hank]: Sure can do.
  531. <DM> *Hank grabs Silvio and begins escorting him out the temple.
  532. <DM> Okay, quest Pause now!
  533. <DM> --==QUEST PAUSE==--
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