Jump 035: Doom Eternal

Jump 035: Doom Eternal

Location: Phobos
Identity: Slayer
Drawbacks: [+800] Eternal Vigilance, Protection, Famine Mode, Song And Dance, Marauder Madness

[Free] Wheel Of Death
[Free] No Time For That
[100/1800]  Multitasking
[300/1800]  Skill Of Ages
[600/1800]  Doom
[1000/1800] Advancements
[1600/1800] Commercial Use
[1800/1800] Influential Halo
[1800/2100] Item Stipend (+300)
[Free] Basic Loadout
[Free] Sentinel Elite Armor (Import: Praetor Armor)
[Free] Chainsaw
[2100/2100] Fortress Of DOOM

Hold on a moment, from how this chain has gone so far, I expected more Warhammer. Frankly, I expected to wake up and find myself in Commorragh. And instead I'm on Phobos? ...actually I'd rather be on Phobos than Commorragh any day, but still... wait, wait, wait. What's going on here? What's with all this insanity? What do you mean, the demons didn't stop and they ended up invading Earth? What the hell, UAC, you kept using the shit that you KNEW was going to literally destroy humanity?

I feel like this is some kind of a parable about climate change.

H'right. Anyway. Let's get some shit going. Yeah, I'm constantly low on ammo, but that's no big surprise; I've got enough guns that I can compensate. And when I can't, I've got enough swords that I can compensate. And literally every other weapon in the Gate that I can pull out. I've got sufficient speed that backtracking won't slow me down much when I need something to progress further toward my goals. I've got a nice little upgrade to my armor, I've got more ideas on how to do things including flat-out reverse engineering technologies now... including what exists here... and I can replicate it with the First Magic. Not to mention I can power it with my own connection to the Well until I figure out how to bypass that requirement.

Oh, wait, shit, that's souls, can't do that. Well, folks had better start investing in renewable and ethical energies, 'cause souls are neither. Fortunately there are a ton of options, even if they're not great, because HEY YOU'RE ALREADY IN SPACE, USE FUSION POWER INSTEAD, HERE'S HOW. Ugh.

Regardless, there's a lot of ripping to be done. A lot of tearing to be done. At least people are listening to me. And when the hell did I pick up this little planetoid? I mean, it's handy, but I'll never have time to explore it here - I've got a decade of killing literally all the demons.

Oh hey, by the way.

Turns out that the Icon of Sin reeeeally doesn't like Ea being shoved into its brain at half the speed of sound.

Who'd have thought?