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Diamond-Anon 2

Sep 15th, 2014
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  1. >Morning must have come to you first
  2. >Rover, Fido, and Spot are still sound asleep
  3. >You take this golden opportunity to search the house
  4. >The central room you're in has a hallway leading to a closet
  5. >Inside, all there is is a hole filled with water, with light reflecting in
  6. >From what you can see, it looks suspiciously like the bottom of the lake
  7. >Saving that investigation for later, you head down the other hallway
  8. >It splits in three directions, one of which being a door
  9. >One lead to a bathroom, the other to a basic kitchen
  10. >It was wood burning heat all the way around, though you don't see wood lying around
  11. >A hand pump sink, and a some sort of ventilation for smoke on the ceiling
  12. >The bathroom just seemed to run off of already flowing water
  13. >Kind of like ponies stuff, only a little behind without magic streamlining things
  14. >Damn magic, cheating at everything
  15. >Too bad they rely on magic for everything
  16. >With that, you walk back out to the dining/sleeping room, and gather the dishes
  17. >Your hosts have been very kind to you, and you want to repay them at least a little
  18. >Much more than any ponies have done for you in a long time
  19. >...
  20. >Just as you stack on the last clean plate, you hear your hosts start to wake up
  21. >You set it down and walk back in to greet them
  22. Morning guys
  23. >You say as they stretch and rub their eyes
  24. *Groan*Goodmorninganon....
  25. >Rover replies hazily
  26. >Then he realizes what he just said, and snaps awake
  27. Anon! I have so many questions for you!
  28. >By this point, Fido and spot have woken up as well, and they concur with Rover
  29. >And so, the questions begin
  30. "Why were you tied up at the bottom of the lake?"
  31. >Simple
  32. Ponies don't like me, so they think it's ok to drive out a homeless man with force
  33. >
  34. "You... Have no home? What about your kind?"
  35. What kind are there to speak of? I'm not from here, and am the only one of my kind
  36. >You take a breath
  37. Where I come from, there is no such thing as magic, or other sentient creatures. We humans are the dominate life force on our planet, and we've gone far beyond any accomplishments I've seen here
  38. >Fido looks confused
  39. "What is more accomplish than castle on side of mountain?"
  40. >You crack a smile at this
  41. Oh lots. Flying in metal machines that go faster than sound, buildings that reach the skies, metal machines that let us explore the deep oceans, and going to the moon and back without any magic; just to name a few
  42. >Everyone looks stunned
  43. >For good reason. It does sound impressive from their point of view
  44. Tell us, please! Tell us more about your home
  45. >Oh boy
  46. Wow... Where to start....
  47. >You decide to go for broke
  48. Well, I'll start with what kind of people we are as a whole
  49. >...
  50. *Sigh*Honestly we're not a friendly bunch. Most major discoveries are first dedicated to weaponizing it. Speaking of, we have the knowledge and power to destroy the entire planet fifteen times over, in many ways
  51. >They all look shocked
  52. "The whole planet??"
  53. Yes. Humans have always been hot the hot blooded type, always waging wars against something. When stuck without something to fight against, many find it hard to continue
  54. >Pause
  55. But that doesn't mean we are completely violent. People and organizations exist to bring peace, and spread compassion. We help people get on their feet and accomplish things
  56. I think we ultimately want love and respect. We just get at it differently than you might
  57. >You look at your audience and see many almost glazed over looks
  58. But enough on that, let's talk accomplishments!
  59. >That got their attention
  60. We can fly through the air faster than sound, explore the ocean floor without ever touching it, talk with people miles away, and even venture into space.
  61. >Boy does that sound impressive like that
  62. >A look of wonder is plastered all over their faces
  63. >Wait for it....
  64. But how!
  65. >They all squeal at once
  66. Well, first off, we have our basic physics...
  67.  
  68. >Some time later, and many chalk drawing on the wall, you finish explaining basic principals of physics
  69. >All from memory and knowing how shit works
  70. >Aaannnnd everyone's asleep
  71. >Everyone but Fido, actually
  72. >But he's drifting
  73. "Carbon,...particles.... gasses...."
  74. >Poor guy
  75. >He's trying, but you've clearly left him behind
  76. >As he too succumbs to fatigue, you take a look at his drawing
  77. >...
  78. >A doodle of a bird flying high over the land
  79. >A pretty decent little sketch, actually
  80. >...
  81. >...
  82. >You let them sleep for a couple hours
  83. >Rover is the first to wake up, followed by Fido, then Spot
  84. "Uhhh...."
  85. >Looks like someone feels bad about falling asleep on you
  86. 's alright. Pretty heavy material for beginners
  87. >He nods in thanks, then has a realization
  88. "I should take you to the Alpha!!"
  89. "Yes. He likes visitors. Doesn't get many...."
  90. >What
  91. What
  92. "Us diamond dogs have a bad reputation"
  93. >Spot pipes in
  94. >That sounds... plausible
  95. >Nonetheless, you are soon lead out the door and through an insanely complex maze of tunnels
  96. >You couldn't hope to keep track of how many turns you took, or how far you've traveled (linearly)
  97. >You're happy you have your guides to show you the way
  98. >After a few minutes, you reach a large door
  99. "Stay here, we will tell him of your arrival"
  100. >Says Rover, and he and the others step inside
  101. >...
  102. >Moments later, Fido opens the door for you
  103. "Come in, he welcomes you"
  104. >You step through the door
  105. >And see...
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