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- >Be Anon
- >Of course you are
- >Who else would you be?
- >Well, whatever
- >You're a nor/mlp/erson
- >And general 4channer
- >Because of course you are
- >Even if you like to consider yourself a more 'normal' kind of faggot who hangs out on 4chan
- >Self-delusion is nice
- >Currently, you're scrolling Gravity Falls threads
- >It's a good show
- >Suddenly, the lights flicker
- >Your PC gets a snow crash
- >And then you hear a voice
- >"Hello, Anonymous"
- >That voice!
- "T-Twilight?"
- >You turn to where you heard her from
- >And sure sunshine, there she is
- >Princess Twilight
- "I...uh..."
- >"That's me! You ought to know. I know you watch us, Anon, and it's kind of flattering, in a weird way."
- >She coughs
- >"But anyways, I was wondering if you'd like to help me advance science, magic and magical science!"
- >She squees at the thought
- "Uh...sure. What do you need me to do?"
- >"Well, I've got two main groupings of test subjects, and would like you to choose one of them to be in."
- "Go on.."
- >"In one group, there are the people who wish to become a pony. A mare, like me."
- >Twilight blushes a little bit
- >"And they will be partnered up with other humans who wish to have mare partners. Possibly for sexual endeavors, although that's entirely up to you."
- >Your mind reels from what you're hearing
- >You know how she would accomplish it, too, so it doesn't sound like she's bullshitting you
- >Why would she bullshit you, anyways?
- >But more importantly...
- "T-twilight?"
- >"Yes, Anonymous?"
- "I was wondering...Do you get to choose what mare you want to be or how you want to look or stuff?"
- >She looks at you with infinite patience
- >Looks like she's learned something from princess Celestia
- >"Yes. You can be your own custom pony, made in the image of another pony - or you can leave it to random chance, or what your partner desires."
- >She blushes a bit again at the thought of someone becoming the spitting image of her
- >Or so you assume
- >You're blushing quite a bit yourself
- "W-well...I'd...I'd like to be..."
- >Come on, don't fuck this up and say something you can't take back
- "I'd like to be the little mare!"
- >Twilight beams with joy
- "Excellent! Do you have any preference for what you want to look and sound like? Or ought I leave that to your partner?"
- >You feel pretty awkward, having actually said that
- >You like and admire all of the mane six
- >But in particular, you feel like you'd probably identify the most with pink horse
- >Jesus though
- >How do you say 'I want to become the mirror image of your friend to be fucked by some anonymous guy'?
- >But at the same time, it'd allow you to help complete the experience if someone wanted you to
- "I, uh, I would probably like to be Pinkie Pie, although I'm set on pleasing my partner no matter what!"
- >Twilight raises an eyebrow, then giggles
- >"Well, you sound like her at least. Are you sure you want to go through with this?"
- >You nod
- >"Very well. Know that you're doing a great service to science, Anonymous."
- >Her horn glows, and you feel dizzy
- >Everything goes black
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