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/jp/ - BURN culture

Nov 30th, 2012
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  1. >>10146806
  2. You know, it's a funny thing.
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  4. I consider myself Kinsey 6 homosexual. I have literally never felt physical attraction to a woman. When I was a baby, I nearly starved before my parents figured out they'd have to use a bottle because I wouldn't touch a breast.
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  6. When I went to school, I literally was unable to see girls. Every day, I would go to class and look around and wonder who all the empty seats were for. I thought the other guys were crazy because they sometimes had arguments with thin air.
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  8. When I went to high school, I joined the football AND swim teams so I could spend more time in the locker rooms. It wasn't really the nudity-- I had porn-- but the *smell* of the dicks that I was going for.
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  10. That's why, in the Navy, I took laundry duty every chance I got. I fantasized about our instructor taking me in, adopting me, and having me as a live-in maid.
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  12. Naturally, I picked up AIDS somewhere along the line. Some seedy bath house, I guess.
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  14. Right now, I'm teaching a men's rights class.
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  16. Yet this post and its poster is somehow gayer than me.
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