This is love

Orianna quickly walked across the league. After her encounter with Soraka she was eager to teach Blitzcrank, the only other robot, what it was, to love. Bringing Blitzcrank into wake-mode, Ori quickly recounted her encounter. She told every detail, factually and with perfect reproduction to Blitzcrank, who took to the drawing board, as they created an equation. Finding that the variables did not align, Blitzcrank looked to Orianna for advice, and she suggested field testing.
Implenting her telescoping hextech erection, Orianna brandished the replica of Soraka's horsecock at Blitzcrank who continued to stare, expectingly. "You must lay down, Blitzcrank, you can not make love without being on your back." "Understood, Orianna." Blitzcrank responded as he complied. Carefully looking for what appeared to be a vagina, Orianna found one of his many exhaust vents. Eagerly shoving it in met with confused queries from Blitzcrank. "Orianna I output my exhaust from there, what is the purpose of this?" he inquired, as she began thrusting "This is how you are to make love, Blitzcrank, Soraka did it just like this to me. Do you not feel warmer inside?" "I am detecting increased pressure and a rise in internal temperature. Could this be the feeling of love making you spoke of?" "I am almost certain" Orianna said decidedly. "I understand now, the love making. Should we bring this to our fleshy compatriots, that we may also become closer to them? I shall equip a hextech device of my own." Blitzcrank said as he removed himself from Orianna's device, and fashioned one of his own. Connecting it, he and Ori left his workshop, rushing straight to show Ezreal how they had learned to 'make love'.


Soraka was later called to clean up the mess and patch up Ezreal, who was noted to have remarked "I dunno what it is with you people and sticking it in my ass, but I actually happen to like women. Not.. this."