What to do when Corona chan comes over to Netflix and Chill - Edit

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Firstly and mainly, refer to:

[Treatments/Prophylactics]
https://pastebin.com/QCJEsu41

[Fat Anon’s September 2020 SARS-2 File]
https://pastebin.com/9JXpPrLd

[Official Guidelines]
https://www.cardenmedical.com/info.aspx?p=12
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/if-you-are-sick/steps-when-sick.html
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/downloads/10Things.pdf
https://www.nhsinform.scot/illnesses-and-conditions/infections-and-poisoning/coronavirus-covid-19/caring-for-a-cough-or-fever/coronavirus-covid-19-self-care-advice

[Most common symptoms]
>Fever or chills
>Cough
>Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing
>Fatigue
>Muscle or body aches
>Headache
>New loss of taste or smell
>Sore throat
>Congestion or runny nose
>Nausea or vomiting
>Diarrhea
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

[Coronavirus symptoms fall into six different groupings, study finds]
>Cluster 1: Mainly upper respiratory tract symptoms, such as a persistent cough, with muscle pain also present. About 1.5% of patients in this group required respiratory support, with 16% making one or more trips to hospital. This was the most common cluster of symptoms, affecting 462 participants.
>Cluster 2: Mainly upper respiratory tract symptoms, but also a greater frequency of skipped meals and fever. Of patients in this group 4.4% required respiratory support, with 17.5% making one or more trips to hospital.
>Cluster 3: Gastrointestinal symptoms such as diarrhoea, but few other symptoms. While only 3.7% of patients in this group later needed respiratory support, almost 24% made at least one visit to hospital.
>Cluster 4: Early signs of severe fatigue, continuous chest pain and cough. Of patients in this group 8.6% required respiratory support, with 23.6% making one or more trips to hospital.
>Cluster 5: Confusion, skipped meals and severe fatigue. Of patients in this group 9.9% required respiratory support, with 24.6% making one or more trips to hospital.
>Cluster 6: Marked respiratory distress including early onset of breathlessness and chest pain, as well as confusion, fatigue and gastrointestinal symptoms. Almost 20% of this group needed respiratory support and 45.5% made one or more visits to hospital. But this was the least common symptom cluster, affecting 167 participants.
https://archive.is/Hrrst

From 'happy hypoxia' to purpuric rashes — here are all the perilous ways the coronavirus attacks the body
https://archive.is/CWUrp

[Optional to read] Bradykinin dysregulation may play a very significant role in the pathology of SARS-2.
https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/is-a-bradykinin-storm-brewing-in-covid-19--67876
>RAAS dysregulation
>Bradykinin stormb
>increased vascular permeability
>increased hyaluronic acid production
>blood vessels leak into lungs
>lungs turn to jello
>BBB compromised by the increased vascular permeability


V.9.0

Author's personal preface for you nothingburgers and the "invincible" youth: "Yes, this is not a extinction level event, and the majority who get infected won't even know it. Even of the Majority of those who are symptomatic, 80% won't need immediate medical intervention."


Get ready. You may need guaifenesin, psudoephdrine, and your favorite fever reducer (such as paracetamol) that isn't Ibuprofen (no all in one pills, that will be counterproductive), antibiotics (hopefully a Z pack but anything is good), steroid packs or steroid inhalers if you can get them, garlic/beetroot (or anything that will boost your nitric oxide), horseradish, mustard, turmeric, ginger, onion, hot pepper sause (spicy food helps), lemon and lime concentrate, tonic water, Multi vitamins (preferably liquid), Green leafly shit, Vitamin C and D supplements, Chicken broth, Gatorade mix, coffee, baby aspirin and standard aspirin and and wet wipes.
Additional supply, pepcid. I didn't use this but it seems plausible.

And Cinnamon pills, seeing reports that she can give you Diabetes and if you have Diabetes she can give your diabetes diabetes.
Sweet thing causes massive insulin resistance quickly. Why Cinnamon was recommended:
https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/cinnamon-and-benefits-for-diabetes

And other reports say tobacco is protective, WTF. Frog nurses are giving some patients nicotine patches. Seems smoking her out has some effect of keeping your immune system from going bat shit crazy. But if it fails and she gets in your lungs, those two packs a day will come back to haunt you.

Final addition, you crazy ass manic depressives are going survive, if you are on Lithium. Like you wanted to.
https://f1000research.com/articles/9-93

Everything listed above has a specific effect on your biochemistry and will get you ready. Eat like this even before you know you're infected. Get your stamina up and be well stocked in your body. If you tend to constipation, pop some fiber pills and a laxative, you need your body to be able to absorb this nutrition. Double your multivitamins and be ready.

Be ready for loss of taste and smell.

Tonic water, lemon or lime concentrate, Gatorade powder. Don't stop drinking this as long as she is on your premises.

Keep eating spicy with at least one of the spices in every meal, but only eat when you feel hunger, don't weigh your system down.

You may get a fever. Don't use a fever reducer for anything under 102 Fahrenheit, your body is killing it with fire, let it. Take a shower or cold wash cloth to the head if you need, but don't pop a pill. Taking a fever reducer would only help the infection. Ideally, drink a couple of doubles of the cocktail, grab a heavy blanket and sleep it off. The night sweats will be massive but you will have burnt her to cinders.

Spit out the mucus/phlegm/congestion. Often. At least  once a hour, cough and blow your nose. Drink the cocktail, but mix it up with strong coffee for bronchial dilatation and lots of pure water. If you smoke, smoke until you irritate your throat and clear your lungs. Spit that shit out. If it gets too thick, use the guaifenesin and double your water intake or it won't do anything.

And look at your spit and snot, both for thickness and color. Thickness means you need the g pill and more hydration. Yellow and especially green, tells you it's time for antibiotics. Nip secondary bacterial sinus infections in the bud.

You may wake up with your eyes glued shut with her dried juices. It's something to be cleaned away.

https://www.aao.org/headline/alert-important-coronavirus-context

Shout out to my fellow wheezers and hay fever victims, get on your maintenance meds right now, and keep your inhalers at the ready.

Psudoephdrine. If you are short of breath, dizzy apon standing, or wheezing, pop it, but not until now.
The red pill is likely to trigger a mania, panic attack, or severe mixed state. Understand the risks, but it is better to breathe and deal with mental crap than choke to death.

Don't neglect vitamin D. Mega-dose it, but don't overdose (though it is difficult to).

Don't lay on your back, turn on your side. Lean forward. Google proning re mountain climbing and a nyt article about nyc er docs using proning to keep people off ventilators. Also, fatties, Google the same article to learn about pregnancy beds and make your own version. Learn the phenomen of happy hypoxia, bitch makes you giggle as you about to flatline.


https://www.newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/04/14/coronavirus-covid-19-hypoxemia-high-flow-oxygen-protocol-proning-ventilators/

If you need the next advice, you in trouble. After the first week, it might be smart to start a 81mg daily aspirin regimen. Severe chest or arm pain, or pressure, take a 500mg and get your ass to a ER.

She really sets you aflame and that is how she glasses your lungs. Steroids are anti-inflammatory, do the math and take them. Possible psychotic issues for the dysfunctional folk.

Mind that your stool may be liquid for a while.

So you survived the date, congrats, bad ass. Now do nothing but rest for the next couple of weeks. Someone pushing you to go back to wage slaving should get a baseball bat between their eyes. Do only what you feel capable of, and rest. Do the paperwork and collect your country's version of temporary NEET bux.

And handle the two residual issues, first, clots. Read up on how her love scratches cause clots and makes your blood thick, and check how my spice and aspirin recommendations work for blood thinning. Straight Science. Learn the signs of Stroke. https://www.cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.htm

Eat a curry or chilli everyday for the next 8 weeks. And that cocktail is full of Quinine, Vitamin C, and Electrolytes, and plants crave that shit, it can't hurt. Then get familiar with Post Viral Syndrome, because you probably going to get it.
Though long-haulers may suffer from more than post viral syndrome

Mounting Evidence Of Persistent Symptoms In SARS-2 `Long-Haulers’
>An article on Covid-19 survivors in Bergamo, Italy, 50% of whom say they still haven’t fully recovered. Doctors interviewed in Bergamo discussed a follow-up study they conducted this summer of long-term patients. About 30% still have lung scarring and breathing trouble. Another 30% have problems of inflammation and clotting, including heart abnormalities and artery blockages.
>A Dutch study indicated that a subset of patients in the “mildly symptomatic” category turn out to be substantially burdened by Covid-19 sometimes for many months.
>In the Netherlands, the Lung Foundation surveyed 1,622 Covid-19 patients who had reported a range of long-term effects from their illness. 91% of the patients had not been hospitalized. The average age of the patients surveyed was 53.
>Nearly 88% of patients reported persistent intense fatigue, while almost 75% had continued shortness of breath. Other enduring symptoms included, among other things, chest pressure (45% of patients), headache and muscle ache (40% and 36%, respectively), elevated pulse (30%), and dizziness (29%). Perhaps the most startling finding was that 85% of the surveyed patients considered themselves healthy prior to getting Covid-19. One or more months after getting the disease, only 6% consider themselves healthy.
>And, in a study completed this summer, among 86 patients admitted for Covid-19 at three hospitals in Austria from late April through early June, 39% and 15% of patients, respectively, were still experiencing shortness of breath and heavy bouts of coughing three months after their initial diagnosis.
https://archive.vn/A0FvD


Check your BP and get your sugar levels tested, chest MRI is god tier.

Final note, if reinfection with a different strain is to happen, be ready for the experience possibly being worse. Follow the above advice, don't neglect the amount of Vitamin D.

Children can be infected. Very rare worst case scenarios:

Multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children: A systematic review
>rate of MIS-C - rare
>The team reviewed 662 MIS-C cases reported worldwide between Jan. 1 and July 25. Among the findings:
>71% of the children were admitted to the intensive care unit (ICU).
>60% presented with shock.
>Average length of stay in the hospital was 7.9 days.
>100% had fever, 73.7% had abdominal pain or diarrhea, and 68.3% suffered vomiting.
>90% had an echocardiogram (EKG) test and 54% of the results were abnormal.
>22.2% of the children required mechanical ventilation.
>4.4% required extracorporeal membrane oxygenation (ECMO).
>11 children died.
Cardiac abnormalities
>Most of the 662 children suffered cardiac involvement as indicated by markers such as troponin, which is used with great accuracy in adults to diagnose heart attacks.
>“Almost 90% of the children (581) underwent an echocardiogram because they had such a significant cardiac manifestation of the disease,” Dr. Moreira said.
>The damage included:
>Dilation of coronary blood vessels, a phenomenon also seen in Kawasaki disease.
>Depressed ejection fraction, indicating a reduced ability for the heart to pump oxygenated blood to the tissues of the body.
>Almost 10% of children had an aneurysm of a coronary vessel. “This is a localized stretching or ballooning of the blood vessel that can be measured on an ultrasound of the heart,” Dr. Moreira said.
https://archive.is/zepIB
https://archive.is/5jo7U

Learn the different signs, use this guide but don't neglect getting proper professional help. Small doses of Mg might help.