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- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >You are stalking.
- >You crawl along the floor as quietly as you can.
- >Ever so slowly you shuffle along.
- >You reach out and pull yourself not making a sound.
- >You get closer to your goal.
- >You edge closer and closer.
- >You know the time is right and you are in the right spot.
- >You get a determined look on your face and leap into action.
- >You jump and in a few leaps you land in the mouth of the poopie eating monster.
- >The white gravel gives way as you land.
- >You quickly squat down and grunt as you squeeze out the poopies that have built up in you.
- >You quickly finish and start to scramble out.
- >You kick white gravel as you make your way quickly out of this monstrosity’s mouth.
- >You land on the floor in a slide.
- >You get a triumphant look on your face as you spin and face the poopie eating monster once more.
- >It springs to life pushing your poop to the door.
- >You shake your hoof at it, “Yoo nuu get Deadmeat yoo dum dum munsta!”
- >”Yoo haf nummies on Deadmeat poopie!” You top it off giving the beast a raspberry.
- >You set down wagging your tail with its crooked end in triumph.
- >”Ok my little babies! It’s time to go outside!”
- >Outside time? Maybe today you can find an exit to that barrier.
- >You wonder with the rest of the fluffies to the yard.
- >You see some two legged monsters walking away.
- >They have recently arrived.
- >Something about making the hidey hole of the stinky water monster quiet.
- >They have left a pile of wood, cinder blocks and tools.
- >Some fluffies have taken up playing on the stacks of wood.
- >One pegasus fluffy stands on the top of one stack of planks, “Fwuffy fwy! Fwuffy fwyyyy!”
- >He leaps off the planks flapping its wings uselessly.
- >A look of pure joy washes over its face as it spreads out its little leggies.
- >It plummets down slamming it face on a tool box then slamming into the legs of the table it was on.
- >”EeeEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEeeeEEeeEEEE!!!” it screams as it kicks around on the ground.
- >Boo boo juice flows from its nose and mouth.
- >The table wobbles and the tool box falls off landing on the hurt fluffy.
- >A loud crunch is heard as the fluffy gets quiet and quits moving.
- >”Andwew wan fwy! Wet andwew fwy too! Andwew come!”
- >You see the orange unicorn start truddling toward the planks.
- >You quickly run up to him and pull him back by his tail.
- >”Nuu! Dat bad pwace! Fwen stay way!”
- >Andrew sits down and looks confused at you but doesn’t question.
- >”Otay! Fwen say so! Fwuffies pway noa!”
- >He starts to jump around you.
- >You start to walk away with Andrew beside you.
- >”Fwen haf fun? Fwen nee toy?”
- >You turn and see the light brown alicorn with light purple hair trotting up.
- >”Hewwo fwen! Wan pway?”
- >She stomps, “Am smawty! Nee make efewy fwuffy haf toy! Dat wha mommeh say!”
- >You look around, “But efewy fwuffy haf toy and am happy.”
- >Princess Princess looks around and sees all the giggling fluffies.
- >She falters, “But Pwincess Pwinces nee be smawty…”
- >”Yoo pway wif Deadmeat and fwen! Haf fun!”
- >”Yoo nee toys?” Princess Princess asks.
- >”Nuu, jus nee fwen.” You say smiling at her.
- >She giggles and walks up to you, “Otay! Pwincess Pwincess pway wif Siw Wiwwam Ooginod.”
- >You start to trot with Andrew and Princess Princess walking with you.
- >Charles is cracking nuts at his chair when the rich bitch sticks her head out the front door.
- >”Hey peon! There are some dead fluffies in the play room. Come clean them up!”
- >The man stands up muttering, “Hope that bitch breaks her neck tripping over one of her ‘pets’!”
- >He wonders to the house.
- >You get excited.
- >You look at his abandoned table and chair.
- >You run over to them with Princess Princess and Andrew in tow.
- >You try to jump up on the chair.
- >You get it with your front hooves but your back hooves dangle kicking air.
- >”Andwew hewp fwen cwimb! Am gud fwen!”
- >He puts his head under your hooves and pushes you up.
- >You jump up and lean on the table with your front hooves looking at the pile of nuts the meanie monster left behind.
- >You bite one and lower yourself off the chair.
- >You trot away and drop the nut on the sidewalk.
- >Princess Princess looks at you angrily, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Nuu take nummies! Bad!”
- >”Deadmeat beat twee wock!” You snap back.
- >You top off your statement by stomping on the nut.
- >”Owies!” You jump back shaking your hoofie that you just hurt.
- >Princess Princess giggles a bit.
- >You look closely at the nut, “Deadmeat nee sowwy stick!”
- >Andrew and Princess Princess both jump back, “Why nee sowwy stick?”, “Yoo nuu gif sowwies! Mommeh gif sowwies!”
- >You start to look around the yard, “Nee sowwy stick gif twee wock sowwies!”
- >The yard is immaculately clean, you see no loose branches.
- >”Nee sowwy stick!” You stomp in frustration.
- >”Why nuu use hoomin sowwy stick?” Andrew asks.
- >You whip around, “Munsta sowwy stick? Whewe munsta sowwy stick?”
- >Andrew points to the fallen tool box on the dead fluffy, “Sowwy stick in dere.”
- >You take off in a shot.
- >You hear Princess Princess yell after you in angry babbles but you ignore her.
- >You run up to the tool box ignoring the flattened fluffy under it and look in.
- >There you see it.
- >It is long and black with a metal top the goes off in a sharp curve on one end and a cylinder on the other.
- >You have never seen a hammer before but you can recognize a sorry stick when you see one.
- >You lean your head into the tool box and bite the handle.
- >With great effort you pull it out and start to drag it.
- >”Andwew hewp! Andwew hewp fwen!” The orange unicorn bites the handle and helps you drag it.
- >You drag the hammer over to the nut.
- >Yes! Everything has come together!
- >You give a slight giggle, “Deadmeat beat twee wock!”
- >Princess Princess sits off to the side and watches you with interest.
- >You lean down and bite the head of the hammer.
- >You raise it up and move it over the nut.
- >A triumphant glint in your eye twinkles as you line it up.
- >You drop the hammer letting it land on top of the nut perfectly.
- >”DEADMEAT BEAT TWEE WOCK!” You shout triumphantly.
- >You look down and see the hammer is on top of the nut.
- >The nut is still intact with no cracks.
- >Princess Princess walks up and sniffs the nut, “Dat how yoo beat twee wocks?”
- >”Nnnnnnnnnnnn!”
- >Andrew does a little dance, “Yay! Fwen beat twee wock! Andwew wan beat twee wock too!”
- >”NnnNnnnnnnnnnn!”
- >”Why put sowwy stick on twee wock beat twee wock?” Princess Princess asks sitting back.
- >”NNNnnNNNNNNNnnnn!”
- >Andrew runs off and bites a leaf from a nearby bush.
- >He runs back and places it on the hammer and nut.
- >Princess Princess looks down, “Bad fwuffy beat twee wock. Bad fwuffy do gud ting den.”
- >She leans her head back and looks down her nose and gives a haughty sniff.
- >”NNNNNNNNNnNNNNNN!” You start furiously stomping.
- >He sits back and claps his front hooves, “Yay! Andwew beat twee wock too!”
- >”WHAAAAAAAA!!! ‘Tupi’! Dum! ‘Tupi’! Dum Dum! Ahhhhhhhh!”
- >You start to jump around and stomp angrily.
- >You shake your hoof at the hammer, “Yoo dum! Yoo nuu gif owie twee wock! Yoo dum dum sowwy stick!”
- >You give out an adorable shout of rage then start to stomp on the hammer with your front hooves.
- >Andrew and princess Princess jump back at your outburst.
- >You slam down on the hammer as hard as you can.
- >”DUM!”
- >”DUM!”
- >”DUM!”
- *crack*
- >”DUM!”
- >”DUM!”
- *crack*
- >”DUM!”
- >”DUM!”
- >”DUM!
- *crunch*
- >The hammer goes to the ground as shell pieces fly away in all directions.
- >You stand there dumbfounded.
- >The tree rock broke.
- >You wipe a rage filled tear off your eye as you look at the cornel on the ground.
- >”Tee hee…”
- >Princess Princess and Andrew start to come back to you, “Fwen otay?”
- >You lean over and nibble the nummie, its good!
- >”Tee hee hee…”
- >You hungrily eat the rest, “Deadmeat win! Deadmeat know how beat twee wock!”
- >You run back to the table.
- >Andrew helps you get back up and you nose all the nuts off and onto the ground.
- >You lower yourself again and bring one back to the hammer.
- >You place the hammer on it and start to stomp the hammer again.
- >Andrew watches for a minute then start to stomp too, “Andwew hewp fwen!”
- >The nut cracks quicker this time.
- >You start to ferry the nuts to the hammer and crack them one by one.
- >You eat nummie after nummie.
- >Princess Princess eats a few too, “Dis gud nummie! Pwincess Pwincess teww mommeh get mo!”
- >Andrew gets a share too.
- >You are all three giggling after your little feast.
- >”Deadmeat happy noa! Wet’s pway baww!”
- >You and your friends walk off to the balls.
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