Father's Legacy in 'MERICA! Nolan North/Saints Bro

>The fourth game came out last night
>The story of your father's life
>Or so you thought
>To many dick jokes and dildos in the third one in your opinion
>And not enough actual sex in comparison to the stories your father would tell
>Whatever, time to actually get out of bed

>Shit, shower, shave
>Weekend means that it's time to rescue Norman from Brad
>Might have to rescue him more often, could swear you heard Norman whisper Bradical underneath his breath
>Grap a Wildberry Poptart beore heading over to Norman's place
>Walk outside and get pelted in the face by a newspaper
>Every Saturday
>Walk down the street to Norman's, just a few blocks away
>Game plan: Grab Norman before Brad, go buy SR4 and then command center the multiplayer

>Arrive at Norman's
>walk inside like you own the place
>Hear Norman's voice coming from his room
>Probably should knock, he could finally be banging one of the 6 girls from school that latched onto him
>Almost envious of his mad swag where not even his accused racism could stop him from picking up chicks
>Knock and listen
>"Yeah, yeah! I'm coming!"
>Still not sure if banging or not
>Door opens showing Norman with only pants and socks on
>Still not sure if banging or not

"Hey Norman. Hurry up and get dressed, we gotta get out of here before Brad comes by"
>You know he will
"Unless you're in the middle of something?"
>Can't see his bed from here, but he's GOT to have someone on it, right?
>"What? Why?"
>He must not be fully awake if he can't figure out why he needs to get away from Brad
>Try a different approach
"No reason really, but hey, did you hear about the SR4? It came out last night. I was gonna go pick one up and was wondering if you wanted one too."
>That's right, play the good guy. Don't offer to pay for it just yet though, Dad always said to "Fend for yourself"
>You think that you might be a daddy's boy
>Worry about that later, you've got another of Dad's video games to buy.
>Norman's fully dressed now. That beanie of his must be like his signiture clothing
>walking out the front door you check for any signs of Brad
>Coast is clear, better start moving

>Be Norman
>Walking towards Gamestop with Nolan
>He just wakes you up on a day that could have been spent sleeping in
>It's better than Brad though
>Last Saturday morning of hearing "Bradical" in the shower was a bit much
>You're pretty sure they're fighting over your attention though
>Brad wants to hang out with you for his retarded ideas of...well...everything
>Nolan wants to hang out because of...
"Nolan, why are hanging out again? Last I remember, you called me a racist just like everyone else in school."
>"Are you kidding? We're like brothers, you and I. I'm like the Kamina to your Simon. I was a lot like you, man. When I first moved here, I also wondered about the crazy colour of everyone's skin. Granted, I didn't say anything that would make people call me a racist but I understood your plight."
"What? Who the heck is Kamina and Seamore?"
>"Simon, and don't worry about it, we're here."

>Walk inside; oh hey, it's Rainbro
>She's see's you and Nolan and walks over
>"Hey guys, what are you doing here?"
>notice that she has a copy of SR4 already
>"We're here for Saint's Row 4!" blurts Nolan suddenly
>wtf.jpeg
"Yeah, what he said."
>Rainbro's eyes light up
>"Really?! Awesome, I was looking for someone to play it co-op with!"

>Be Nolan
>OFUK OFUK OFUK OFUK
>Why is she here?!
>I mean of course she's here for SR4, but still!
>You've had a massive crush on her since you saw her for the second time
>The first was in a hallway, so you could only assume that she was lesbo from her hair
>Second time was during gym, where she owned everyone in dodgeball
>you could tell by the way she handled them that she was most definitely hetero
>and athletic
>and beautiful
>and rocks video games
>and is another of Norman's harem
>Which is the REAL reason you befriended him; so you could get closer to her.
>You're plan is backfiring horribly btw
>You apparently packed some spaghetti into your pockets today
>It's cool though, she's just talking with Norman now, you can just buy the game, go back home, and work on a game plan for talking to her.

>Wait, why did they turn to you?
>What's happening?
>"So yeah, this is Nolan and I guess we're friends or something," he says
>apparently we're doing introductions
>which means you have two options: try to be cool and have possible spaghetti containment failure, or just brofist.
>yeah, a brofist sounds safe
>"And this is is Blu- Rainbow Dash"
>She's raising her hand-OHSHIT I'M TAKING TOO LONG
>BROFIST!
>Hit her in the arm
>oh god what have I done?
>She rubs her arm for a second and kind of half-smiles/half-smirks and punches me back
>"Heh, you're pretty cool. Not many people are open to arm punches when they first meet me. We should hang out some more. Anyway, I'll see you guys later."
>She leaves, and now you see Norman as he comes back with his copy of the game
>"Where's Rainbow?"
"uh, buh, oh, huh?"
>Articulate as ever
"She just left, I think she likes me."
>what?
"I mean like as a person"
>"Oh, alright. Anyway, I guess now we go home, and play online?"
"No way, we're going back to my place, cause I've got multiple tv's in one room, so we can play over live without a freaking headset."
>Alright cool, I guess we still have to head down to my place to grab my xbox, right?
>oh yeah, multiple tv's, one xbox. right
"Yeah, you right. Anyway, lets get a move on."
>Something feels off; Brad should have shown up by now

>Be Brad
>Check clock: 11:36 AM
>haven't slept since picking up the midnight release of SR4
>played all night
>need sleep
>sleep is for the weak
>there is more SR4 to be played

>Be Norman
>walking back home
>Well that was cool you guess
>Introduced Rainbro to Nolan
>guess you and your two bro's can hang out more now
>so you can sleep in on Saturday's now
>except that there is still Brad to worry about
>"So how well are you doing in school?" Nolan asks
"I'm doing fine, my grades aren't amazing but I've always got a decent score. Why do you ask?"
>"Just making sure my little bro isn't slacking off and playing video games all the time."
"Pretty sure you wanted me to go get SR4, just a few minutes ago,"
>Nolan looks ready o say something but you guess he changed his mind.
>Get home and unlock front door
>Getting kind of hungry now
>you should probably offer Nolan food too.
"Are you hungry?"
>"Nah, I've got food at my place. We could just eat there."
>Sweet, free lunch.

>Be Nolan
>Quickly check inside Norman's room while he's grabbing his Xbox
>No sign of condoms or wrappers anywhere
>Must not be banging yet, which is good and bad
>Bad, because bro's not getting some, and good because he's not touching Rainbow Dashy
>Dashy...not bad
>Norman's ready to go, so you both start heading down to your place
>Your house looks like-well, no one really cares about that
>Norman seems in awe though
>You head inside

>Be Norman
>Holy shit, this house is huge!
>You thought is was an apartment building
>But no, you are apparently friends with the richest guy in school
>You head inside after Nolan and are greeted by a man in a suit
>A very purple suit
>"Ah, you must be one of Nolan's friends. Dig the beanie. Anyway, don't wreck the place while I'm gone"
>"Yeah, Dad." Nolan responded
>But wait, wasn't that the... no it couldn't have been.
>Set up shop with the xbox in Nolan's room.
>Two giant TV's that look like they've got HD and 3D
>"Alright man, let's start playing."

"You mean after we eat, right?"
>Really hungry now
>"Oh, right. Yeah, we could eat first."
>eat some burritos that were pretty good
>phone starts ringing
>it's Rainbro
"Hey Rainbro! What's up?"
>"Nothing much, just calling to see if you started playing yet."
"No, not yet. I'm eating lunch right now and I was gonna start right after."
>"Awesome, I'll join your game then, see ya!"
>Wait what?
"Uh, Nolan?"
>"Yeah?
"Don't suppose you'd want to hang out with Rainbro some more, huh?
>Nolan's eyes widened for some reason
>"Dashy? Here?!"
"No, no, I mean like she was just going to join our game on xbox."
>"Can we have three people on one game?"
>you shrug
>Guess we're going to find out

>Be Nolan
>Well, you're going to be talking with Dashy some more today
>So much for formulating a plan
>But you're pretty certain that only two people can play the game together
>So how do we make this work, because now it HAS to happen
>Norman looks like he's making another call
>"Hey, Viynl. Did you get that Saint's Row 4 game yet? Oh? You actually convinced Octavia to play it too? Alright then, nevermind."
>He's calling for another person so it's two and two? Clever boy
>So, who's next?

>Pinkie Pie? Must be another of his harem
>She'll do it? Cool, now you need a way to make sure that you're playing with Norman or Dashy
>Don't want to end up playing with someone you never met
>Is that the doorbell?
>Probably shouldn't anwser it, might get kidnapped
>Again
>Doorbell rings a second time
>"Are you gonna get that?" Norman asked
"Yeah, yeah."
>Open door
>SUDDENLY CONFETTI
>What the hell?
>Pink
>So much pink
>Hugging, squeezing, no breathing
>"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! You must be Nolan! Norman told me you two needed a parter for the new game out! So heeeeeeere I am! Oh and I brought Rainbow Dash too, cause she said that she was going to be playing too! Isn't this great? Now we can have a little gaming party! I'm not too used to these games but I'm certain I can get into it all the same."
>Words. Perpetual. Infinite.
"Hi" you squeaked as she released you from her vicegrip
>Wait did she say Dashy was here?
>Wait wait wait
"How did you know where I lived?"
>"That's a silly question. I know where everyone lives. In case of an emergency."
>probably best not to inquire furter
>"So how are we going to be doing this?" Rainbow asks you


>Be Norman
"We don't actually know, because we only have two TV's and two Xboxes, so Nolan and I will proably help you bring some over from your place.
>Watch as Nolan finally snaps back to reality
>"Actually, I have an idea," he says slipping out his own phone
>"Nice place he's got here," points out Rainbro
>"I don't know," replies Pink. "Seems a little too big for our small party. I think we should invite more people."
"I don't think that's such a good idea"
>Nolan finished his phone call
>"I've got it covered, now let's all h-head to my room."
>You're fairly certain that he hasn't fumbled his words before
>Doesn't matter though, he apparently has a plan for this.