Food festival

[00:37] *[user]Tumatto[/user] [color=yellow]Food Festival, Koriko[/color]

Red, the reigning champion stood victoriously atop the stage, the human, built like he was several normal-sized men in a large lumberjack shirt and a pair of stinky jeans
raised his chubby arms over his head, he was nothing short of a giant, and he had a crew of equally overbuilt eating contest champions that made up his crew. They were issuing an open challenge
to anyone that might be willing to take them on head to head for an eating contest. With a hefty prize to win. Red's not a poser by any means, though, he's world renowned.
Some even call him the Mr. Satan of professional face-stuffing. The boisterous laughing continued, as no one dared to step up to these appetite-rich humans.. until..

[color=red]"We'll do it!"[/color]

Matto had brought a few friends of his own with him, some of Kyassaba's squad, which he had dressed up in wide colourful shirts like his own pink one.
There were very few men that towered over Tumatto but when Red stomps over, there's a clear size-advantage on the latter's size.. Large enough to make one doubt that Matto may be up to the task.

[b]"Is that right, youngin'? Hehehe.. Where're you gonna put all the food, you're say too skinny.. in fact you're all a bunch of skinny twigs!"[/b]

Matto glared right back at him, then to his entourage.

[color=red]"No one.. calls us skinny.. YOU'RE ON!"[/color]
[00:39] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: The poking and the giggling were annoying. [i]REALLY[/i] annoying. And it was taking [b][i]EVERYTHING[/i][/b] in him at that point to not get pissed off. In fact, this instantly reminded him of the pranks Rikku pulled on him when they were younger... compared to those, especially that time she put hot chili peppers in his goddamn birthday cake that one time, this was nothing.

That still didn't make this hell.
[00:40] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: *That still didn't make this hell less annoying
[00:48] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] would keep it up for the time being. "If it makes you feel any better, I went through this exact kind of hell when I was a kid. It was just as annoying...but hey. Look on the bright side. Next time you get to train someone, YOU get to do this to them."
[00:49] *[user]EX Calum the TP Fang[/user] is in the food festival for the food, sometimes it stinks not being able to interfere and do things like win these things or cause businesses to close shop for more than 4 hours on specifically hours open as the scale due to a recent revision. He is however quite content to fill his face with all kinds of things. With a mouth full of bacon wrapped bacon he saw the fact that it was a saiyan squad who were probably bound to win. [sub]"Cool! New champs!"[/sub] the small 'albino' saiyan in elite armor pointed out bluntly what is going to happen.
[00:49] *[user]Beani[/user] was at the food festival with Ume in her stroller.  The Saiyaness was not happy to be in it at the moment and she was trying to chew her way out of it.  She wasn't sure where the child got her wildness from, but she didn't think it was her "Ume, you can't just be out and about," she said softly as she tries to push the baby calmly through the festival.  Soon, the infant was throwing a fit.
[00:49] *[user]Shalloh[/user] weakly shook her head, frowning up at Kres. [color=orange]"It's happened once or twice even before I could transform. Maybe not quite as bad, but still."[/color] She let her head droop back, closing her eyes again. [color=orange]"I remember one in particular... well, 'remember' isn't the right word. North City got trashed six ways to Sunday, and I was pitching in with the relief efforts. This... [b]bitch[/b], one of Kyassaba's goons, she came and started destroying supplies, ruining shelters and attacking the refugees, solely because I was trying to help. Just because she wanted to get back at me when I stood up to her before. I don't remember anything that happened, but from the stories my friends told me, it took something like six people to hold me down, including Gohan of all people. If it weren't for them, I might not be alive right now."[/color] She sighed, opening her watery black eyes. [color=orange]"I've never killed anyone before... but I came damn close that day. [b]That's[/b] the side of me I want to change. I'll never get any stronger if I just... keep going berserk like that. Either I just stay stagnant like this... or I end up as one of the villains I'm trying to stop."[/color]
[00:54] *[user]Kayel[/user] grinned, trying to keep a straight face. She was one who got flicked, not poked.. but seeing this side of the perspective still made her laugh instead of always glower. [sub]“Your face is gettin’ twitchy..”[/sub] She couldn't help but try to quiet herself by biting on her knuckle.
[00:55] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] blinked at the chubby humans and back at Tumatto. He didn't know why he had to dress in that colorful Master Roshi styled shirt. In fact the shirt almost did not fit in on his giant body. Nor did his saiyan companions knew why they had to dress like that. They heard the invitation to this event and quickly accepted, when the word 'food' was mentioned. But the saiyan warriors had no clue of the circunstances of this gathering. The hairy and savage men stood there awkwardly, analyzing the crowd for a moment like the predator spots its prey. They stood in a line, staring at the fat group of human contestants. They stare them down silently, as if a battle was about to start.

[icon]Rangaru[/icon][color=yellow]"I forgot the reason why we can't just kill these humans for the food."[/color]

[icon]Anjok the Stout[/icon][color=orange]"Tumatto said they will hand it to us for free, so we just have to be patient. But my belly hurts, I can't wait anymore."[/color]

[icon]Daikon the Swift[/icon][color=red]"Let jus' take wha' we wan' n' go back home. Y'all human grease balls ain't too tasty to eat."[/color]

[icon]Manuk the Barbarian[/icon][color=brown]"So these are the contestants? They don't look strong. I'll finish this at once."[/color]

Manuk did not understand the competition quite enough. He thought the competidors needed to fight, and the winners would take the food as a prize. To him it sounded all to reasonable but a bit boring. He stepped forth and unceremoniously buried his giant fist in the fist of the first chubby human standing there in the opposing group, sending the poor man yards upon yards away after the rough uppercut punch.
[00:57] [user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user]: ((unceremoniously buried his giant fist in the face*** of the first chubby human standing there))
[01:03] *[user]Tumatto[/user] caught Manuk's wrists moments before impact, saving the human of certain death.

[color=red]"Let me tell you something about humans, happy humans are generous humans, and generous humans means food. No punching, we beat these guys by out-eating them."[/color]

The group went on stage and took their seats upon angled tables opposing each other on the stage. There was a lot of fanfare,
and hopefully the group trusted Matto long enough before the scent of fried chicken wings filled the room, carted into the center of the stage between the tables were a pair
of massive plates, stacked high enough that you could hide Leeke in there! One plate was carried over to the Saiyan's table and the other to the humans.

[color=red]"Save your appetite, we can beat these guys at their own game, but we have to play by the rules.. The guy's gonna count down, then we can eat!"[/color]

As he was saying this he already snuck in a chicken wing into his mouth. Ooh, they were spicy!

[b]"OUR FIRST COURSE, FROM SOUTH CITY, THE SPICIEST CHICKEN WINGS IN WHOLE WORLD ..allegedly.. BUT OUR BOYS LOOK HUNGRY, SO LETS START THE COUNT DOWN!"[/b]

3..

2..

1..

GO!
[01:03] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: His eyebrows were basically twitching at this point but his ki and stance remained the same. He kept on telling himself mentally, "I'm not going to lose it. I'm not going to lose it."
[01:06] *[user]Kres[/user] listened to Shalloh's tale. A sobering one to be sure. Having other Saiyans around to help be the voice of reason, or in Shalloh's case the fan for the flames was a poison chalice as evidenced by her story; one to hold her back, another to push her buttons. Finding a much deeper respect for her mentor and guardian, Kres sighed, [color=cyan]"An' that's my mistake. I wanted to see how much it took t'snap you like that. So we could work from there. I got too heated, an' you ended up hurt."[/color] she said, apologetically, adding a slight bow of the head. Kneeling in silence for a few more minutes Kres spoke up again, [color=cyan]"There's been days I get like that. Somethin' me an' Master Nishi never agreed on. How y'treat villains once you defeat 'em. I was so ready to kill halfa those mugs an' cripple the other half. Then she told me 'Takin' a life for doin' these things is just as evil. Evil needs punishment as laws'a justice say. Always thought it made no sense. If they got out, escaped an' went back to their old tricks. Throwin' 'em in prison won't fix it."[/color]

 Scrambling to her feet Kres held out her hand for Shalloh to take, "First turned Super Saiyan when Master Nishi an' I went to squash a dictator hell-bent on murderin' his entire race. Last thing I remember is punchin' him until I couldn't lift my arm no more. I control those urges now. So... Let's see if we can't work the same magic for you."
[01:07] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] smiled gently as he finally stopped. "Okay. I think that's enough poking for now. Unlike Yasha, I don't actually want to push you so far you do lash out. You can take a break if you want." Broly was seeing if the Reizo, who had been siting like that for about half an hour now without him really noticing, would just forget to revert and stay in that form subconsciously.
[01:09] *[user]Beani[/user] pushes the stroller to where the eating competition was happening.  She smiles as she spies Matto.  She frees Ume from her seat so the baby could crawl over her as much as she liked.  She sighs softly as she attempts to keep her from wandering off at least.  Ume sees Matto and she gets even more excited.
[01:12] [user]Nitmer[/user]: [i]Get a job. Hold down said job. That was his assignment. He’s got this!

[sub]Maybe.[/sub]

Thus at the food festival one of the vendors was Nitmer, the gray-skinned demon standing there in a red apron, pointing here and there to order some of his Impling minions about.[/i] [color=red]“You there! Take this to table seven. ...No no no, you serve that with wasabi, not ketchup. What the fuck’s wrong with you? The flavor profile is all wrong! ...Hey, hey number three, get over here. You clean that mess up right now or so help me!”[/color]

[i]The spicy food vendor, [b]Hotter than Hell[/b], thought Nitmer had merely come with a catering gimmick. This worked in the demon’s favor as he was enjoying actually serving people and cooking for them. His minions were thoroughly confused. This was not their purpose. This was neither chaotic nor violent. This was work! But this is what they were doing, wearing little red aprons and hats advertising the establishment. [/i]

[01:14] *[user]Kayel[/user] settled her giggles, reaching over to give Reizo's knee a patting. "Broly flicks me to help me focus. He's a really great teacher. I uh.. I'm sorry of my sounds made you mad or anythin'.. I wasn't meanin' too."
[01:16] [user]Shalloh[/user]: [color=orange]"No, [b]I'm[/b] sorry. I should've just stuck to my guns. I should've just stayed quiet. I shouldn't have said anything, shouldn't have thought anything, shouldn't have [b]heard[/b] anything. I've even got a technique that can knock anyone out cold, I could've just used it on myself and we'd be fine. Instead I let my emotions get the better of me and showed you the worst side of me. It's not fair to you."[/color]

She frowned a bit when Kres got to the point about her master being the one to ward her away from killing. [color=orange]"Heh. And on the other hand, I've always known killing is wrong and justice is right, but everyone around me tries to tell me otherwise. Even myself, sometimes.

"If it's alright with you... I'm just gonna... rest a bit more before we start."[/color]
[01:22] *[user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user] was meanwhile busy with his own matters, just serving up his usual fare of eats at the Koriko Food Festival and sneaking a bite or two, himself.  To help drum up support for the wing-eating contest, he actually had a hand in making the sauce used for the contest!  Rest assured, it was hot stuff, and not for the faint of heart.  [sub]He would know, because he was the guinea pig that tasted and approved it.[/sub]  Watching from his food stand, Keanu looked anxious as what looked like a whole group of Saiyans stepped up to the stage.  The goal was to make it hot enough so that even Saiyans would have a hard time eating it, so he was hoping it would work.  A slow burn, but it gets worse every time you eat a wing...
[01:23] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] felt a bit disappointed that the humans were not prepared to fight for their food. The concept felt so simple on his mind, but he only accepted because food was still available for them.

[icon]Yukon the Brute[/icon][color=yellow]"What do ya mean 'happy humans are general humans'? They only assign happy men as their generals?! That's stupid. Generals must be always angry."[/color]

[icon]Anjok the Stout[/icon][color=orange]"O-out-eating them? Damn, I sure could. But my belly would be full after the first human."[/color]

The group of clueless saiyans sat down on the table awkwardly, as if they were waiting for lunch. Anjok unbuttoned his hawaiian shirt because it was squeezing his bulging belly too much. The moment the plate of wings was placed on the table, Anjok started sweating nervously. The necessity to wait whole 3 seconds was a nightmare to his poor soul. When the signal was ginally given, they all storm the plate and begin to mow it down with their teeth savagely. They barely noticed the spice until they were half way in the pile of wings, when the shorter saiyan roared a firey breath. His face all bright red.

[icon]Daikon the Swift[/icon][color=red]"AGH! B-big brother! T-the humans have poisoned us!! I knew this was all trickery! A-an act of war!!"[/color]

[icon]Rangaru[/icon][color=yellow]"We'll burn down their villages after we're done here, little brother. This calls for revenge."[/color]
[01:24] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: The moment Broly gave him the word, Reizo reverts back to his normal form, panting in response. That was literally taking everything and the fact that he didn't crack from all of that was a miracle. This guy was the real deal. Hearing Kayel's apology, he runs his hand through her hair as he pats her, "No, it's fine. I needed all of that to control the form anyways."
[01:29] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] would nod at this. He noted that he would revert rather quickly, so Broly took note of this. Apparently he didn't have the energy reserve he had. To be fair, he should have expected that, but he was still unaware of the full capability of his species. "You are well on your way to getting control of it, but don't slouch in your training. It's going to take a while before you can transition this from what you have learned today to being able to keep a hold of yourself on the battlefield. That being said, you did far better than I did when I started, and you caught on fast." Broly would then blink a bit as he looked into the distance. "Hmmm...feels like some Saiyans are on the move....and pissed. Wonder what crawled up their butts and died?"
[01:29] *[user]Tumatto[/user] [color=red]"It's flavour, you tuffle! Keep eating, Manuk, you're with me right?"[/color]

He continued coaching his team, but he seemed to be the only one capable of handling the spicy food so far. Inbetween a few others he grinned.

[color=red]"Generous, Yukon. Humans are people with a lot of food, they'll give us food if they are happy. That's why me and Mairuzu haven't blown this planet up yet."[/color]

Now he really began to shovel food into his mouth, but surprise surprise, due to the spicy food, and the team failing to keep up, they lost the first round.
There were three rounds, and they were 1-0 behind, they had to get back into it or they'd have lost the contest!

[b]Round Two will be served by our very own chef, Keanu! What do you have for us for round 2?[/b]

An attendant went to get Keanu on stage to say something about the food that was to come next. Matto was still shoveling down chicken wings casually as they did.
Someone in the crowd, baffled, comments "I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings."
[01:31] *[user]Kayel[/user] leaned into the pat with a smile, her long wild hair going every which way. "Okay. I just didn't want you too mad at me. I was okay to laugh back home when my brothers and sisters and others had to keep their at ease stances but had a hard time. Especially when hit with rocks. Like right in the butt!" Then Kayel was laughing again at the happy memory. It was refreshing to know they were not as perfect as they claimed to lord over her.
[01:33] *[user]Beani[/user] watches Matto as his team loses.  She still tries to cheer for him, though.  Ume flails trying to catch Matto's attention with little squeaks that could barely be heard in the middle of the crowd.  She was atop of Beani's head almost covering her eyes now.
[01:33] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: The smile on Reizo's face remained from the young girl's laugh. If anything, it was reminding him of his younger sister. Oh, she is going to give him an earful once she finds him, especially for being in Conton City for the longest time now. That was when he also caught on to a convergence of power signatures in the distance, something obviously going on...
[01:36] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] would consider it for a moment...then just shake his head. "Meh, we can check it out of those nut jobs decide to do something stupid, like hunt humans for sport or some crap like that." He then looked to Reizo. "Hey, I've got some questions for you if you don't mind. Seeing as you are a Saiyan, maybe I can get some straight answers here. Do you know anything about a Legendary Super Saiyan? I've heard about it from someone else, but they didn't elaborate on the subject." He nodded to Kayel. "I asked Kayel, but apparently no one told her the story."
[01:40] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] was eating the chicken wings along with the rest. Honestly the group of saiyan warriors were competing more among themselves for the giant plate of food, then trying to out-eat the humans. The saiyan brothers punched each other trying to eat more of the wings than the other, while Anjok furiously piled up several wings into his mouth before grinding them down into nothingness. They barely paid attention when the next round was coming, all too distracted with the tasty food they were offered.
[01:42] *[user]Kayel[/user] turned her gaze as if she could see and feel what they were sensing... but Kayel could not. Since the two were here though, she dug into her pack and pulled out a small roll of a mat and her pouch, setting out some of the cooked meat skewers before she was breaking apart an apple awkwardly with her knife. Now it was food time. And possibly story time, concerning a legend.
[01:43] *[user]Tumatto[/user] [color=red]"Alright guys! We lost round 1, are we a squad or are we a bunch of savages that only know how to fight. We know how to win as a team!"[/color]

He tried to hype his squad. Patting Manuk on the shoulder as well as Anjok, standing between their chairs.

[color=red]"Are we going home to the Queen having lost to these humans? Even if it isn't martial combat?!"[/color]
[01:45] *[user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user] was tapped on the shoulder to come up as he was serving a burger, the Saiyan quickly coming up and introducing himself.  [color=orange]"Ah--Hello!  Name's Keanu, I made the wings that you're seeing, right there."[/color]  He pointed to Tumatto, and noticed something...familiar about him...eh, must be seeing things.  [color=orange]"The next item for round two will be..."[/color]  He quickly paused, pulling out a tiny notecard with the next item written on it.  [color=orange]"...Salsa, made with exotic peppers that come from the garden world of Pepprha!  Hottest ones I could find over there, in fact."[/color]  Attendants quickly came up with individual bowls of salsa and chips, setting it in front of the contestants before attempting to take the wing plates away.  [sub]Keyword: attempting, assuming that Matto and the others would give them up.[/sub]
[01:45] *[user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user] simply shrugged and shook his head, "No, actually. In fact, this is the first time that I've heard anything called a Legendary Super Saiyan. I know about regular Super Saiyans and maybe a level or two past it but Legendary doesn't ring any bells."
[01:49] [user]Nitmer[/user]: [i]The demon actually enjoyed this line of work, spreading out samples of Hotter than Hell’s rib tips slathered in BBQ sauce with their patented spice mix. Of course there was the sushi too, glorious dragon rolls balanced to what he had found to be the vendor’s perfection and that orange secret sauce. He was dying to learn the recipe! Any time the ‘costumes’ or ‘uniforms’ were commented on, Nitmer merely gave a thumbs up with a toothy grin. He needn’t elaborate on this. The Implings just had to suck it up and cater to his whims right now. At the moment, those whims were making sure passerby’s had the chance to try the free samples while orders were being met and delivered. All of this was while trying to pay attention to the contest's rounds.. and was that something about [b]exotic hot peppers[/b] he heard?! Keanu was a name he would remember.[/i]
[01:50] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] would sigh out loudly. "Son of a-" He looked to Kayel. "...Star Beast. I just can't seem to win here. Here I am, finally meeting more of my people, and most of them are either cryptic as all hell, or just don't know anything I want to know. It's so freaking infuriating!" With that he would pull his gourd of infinite sake from his pants, pull the top and start to chug some of it. "I'd consider asking those jerk offs over there, but I got a feeling they'd be more interested in fighting me than they would be in telling a story and, as much fun as it would be taking those clowns to Smackdown City on a first class ride on the fist express, I really don't feeling like dealing with that crud just yet. It'd be more irritating than anything else. Only one of them feels like he's worth a damn."
[01:54] *[user]Kayel[/user] just smiled, blissfully unaware to Broly censoring himself for her sake. However this whole legendary Super Saiyan story had her quite curious! “I can ask around too. People like to tell me stories. Maybe they’ll know that one and then I can tell you too.” She hmm’d and looked off up at the sky in thought. “I bet Kres would know. Or Shalloh. They’re both really smart I bet and have heard lots of stories.”
[01:56] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: That caught his attention. He didn't know who this Kres was but he does know Shalloh. He remembered her as the female Saiyan he saved from getting fried while she was charging her attack during the Namek fiasco. Was he being tied with these people concerning everything that's going on nowadays?

[color=orange]"I have fought alongside Shalloh during this little incident a while back so you can take my word for it when I say that she might know something. Though, I'm not sure where she might be. I could feel her out, especially since i know what her power level is."[/color]
[01:59] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] sighes and nods at Tumatto.

[icon]Manuk the Barbarian[/icon][color=brown]"The purpose of this competition is insane, but you denied us lunch earlier Tumatto, so I have no choice to accept this madhouse human circus. I fought in the arenas of a hellish world in the damned outskirts of the galaxy, dominated by demon lords and giant kings. I can't lose now. ONWARD, WARRIORS. Let's claim victory against these damned earthling curs! Crush our enemies! See them driven before our feet, and hear the lamentation of their women!"[/color]

Manuk tries to boost the morale of the gathered warriors to unite against their common foe. A horde of sweaty chubby earthlings. They roar inspired, beating their fists together against the table and inevitably snapping the table in several pieces, forcing the festival to replace it.

Anjok did not cease to eat the spicy wings, punching the human away who try to steal it from him, eating out the wings and dipping them in the sauce that came with the next round. The saiyans obviously did not know how to eat it and just started to shove the chips into their maws and drank the salsa as if it was a refreshment drink. Their enraged state and boiled blood made them ignore the spicyness. All they wanted to do is achieve victory and a fully stuffed stomach. Nothing could stop them now.
[02:04] *[user]Tumatto[/user] [color=red]"My boys are ready for round two!"[/color]

He motioned for the others to take it easy on the chicken wings, they had to save themselves for the Salsa-covered nachos that were up next.

[b]Keanu's personal touch on the Central City Nacho Supreme! Sponsored by Nacho Bell.[/b]

The chicken wings were wheeled backstage and soon enough, a large plate of nachos replaced it.
The crowd begins to chant 'SALSA SALSA!' as Keanu is made to pour the sauce over the giant plates of Nachos.
[02:05] [user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user]: (Should I go with Matto's or Manuk's post?)
[02:05] [user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user]: (Go with Tumatto.)
[02:05] [user]Tumatto[/user]: ( They don't really conflict I think. )
[02:06] [user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user]: (It's the official canon Toriyama approved dub.)
[02:07] [user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user]: (Matto, then!)
[02:09] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] would look to Reizo and Kayel. He would shrug gently. "Fair enough, if either of you can introduce me to these people, that would be lovely. I honestly have to know if this Super Saiyan of legend has anything to do with me and why I seem to be so...unique among our people." He took another swig of Sake. "Perhaps they might also be able to point me in the direction of those Dragon Balls you spoke of, Kayel. If we are going to wish Planet Vegeta and your family back to life, we need to know where that is." He grumbled a bit. "Can't even find out who or what killed my home world...it's enough to drive a man to-" He looked at his drink. "...Huh." He shrugged and took another swig.

"Oh...and in case you didn't know, kiddo, there's a new situation apparently happening. A rather hot egg head by the name of Android 21 seems to have gone nuts and started to create and army of clones. This might be why the number of ki signatures seems to be swelling so rapidly recently. Be on your guard. I don't know just what she has up her sleeve, or what she is planning, but I can tell you this. She's strong enough to toss me and the guy I was sparring with around like freaking newbies. If you see this chick, run. You will just end up snack food." He would then go on to describe 21's appearance.
[02:10] *[user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user] Wait a second--He didn't accept sponsorships!  At least, not yet!  Where's his lawyer?!  The Saiyan huffed as he poured the first batch of salsa on the Earthling's plate, then quickly poured the second batch onto the Saiyan's plate, albeit more quickly before stepping away.  [sub]Y'know, just in case they try to kill him while he's up there for making hot food that was bound to probably destroy their insides.[/sub]
[02:11] *[user]Kayel[/user] perked up happily, “Oh? You know Leeke’s Shalloh?? She’s really nice! She teac-taught me about ki a bit and look! She made me a ribbon!” The girl showed off the ribbon on her wrist. It was gold and tethered tight but also wrapped about a purple one she was ‘protecting’ for Beerus. Kayel patted the ribbons as one might pat pets, or her head. “She’s a really good friend too. Not just to me but all her friends. That’s what makes her Leeke’s Shalloh. She’s not at all like the Saiyan females back home. ..I like that.” The mention of Planet Vegeta and her family brought out a bittersweet smile and seemed to quiet her down to just listening.
[02:12] [user]Nitmer[/user]: [color=red]“SALSA! SALSA!”[/color]

[i]Nitmer was there cheering on with a fist holding a spatula in the air. He followed the crowd, while his Implings made their Grah-grah sounds in dismay and full on discomfort. At least they were mostly drowned out, aside from a human mistaking it for a sneeze and giving the proper polite reply and offering a hanky. Impling Three was not amused but blew its nose anyways and sat the hanky down with a slam before walking off with a huff to do its next task. [/i]

[02:16] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: "Android 21?"

Reizo repeated that name as he got the full gist on the female's appearence, nodding towards the Saiyan. [color=orange]"Alright, I'll keep an eye out for her... and since she's got clones around the damn place, I think it would be a good idea for me to get the rest of my little group involved in this, so that they can be aware of everything and prepare as well, especially since they might fall under her radar should she find out about them."[/color]
[02:21] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] did not wait for the next batch. Not even one of them did. The saiyans were in a frenzy. Adamant on eating every single chip and salsa they could catch. Pouring down the chips into their mouths and crushing them into little bits with their sharp teeth. The hotness wouldn't affect them as they sank deeper into their food frenzy. Specially Anjok, who now had his orange ki flaring around in a flaming aura, with the burly saiyan starting to bite down the table as the next batch of chips was being poured too slowly. The Ape Raiders weren't that resistant to the hot food, bringing themselves into a climatic moment where they expel the excess hotness out of their bodies to keep eating. They roar and literally shoot the classic Oozaru attack, the Mouth Wave Cannon.

[icon]Rangaru[/icon] [icon]Yukon the Brute[/icon] [icon]Daikon the Swift[/icon] [color=red]"I'mma fire mah lazors!!![/color]
[02:21] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] would nod. "Might be for the best. I have no idea if Kyassaba and her army of Saiyan's are gonna get involved in all of this, though, if I had to take a guess from our first meeting? I'd say she's going to stay out of it until it inconveniences her and her little campaign to fight that other organization or whatever. She elaborated on that about as much as she talked about the Legendary Super Saiyan." He shrugged gently. "Not that they would be much help. Thier elites felt, at least for the most part, to be on your level or slightly higher. The bulk of her forces would end up as cannon fodder most likely, or worse. Food for 21. That girl has an odd seemingly need to eat people, or so she suggested."
[02:25] *[user]Tumatto[/user] The crowd was cheering, they didn't seem to realize those mouth-beams were real, let alone highly destructive.

[b]W-Well folks..! What a light-show, but it's very clear our surprise challengers have won Round 2! Now.. What's the final round going to be?[/b]

[color=red]"Alright boys! All or nothing, we're even and now we're going to beat them!"[/color]
[02:32] *[user]Kayel[/user] tried to think back a bit to when Tumatto and Pitanga rescued her and Elviar. It was still such a blur.. but she could have sworn she heard the name Kyassaba. She just truly wasn’t sure. “Broly... I... I think that’s all tied to what happened to me and Elviar.. I think I know the name. She’s an important lady. And the lady who rescued me from behind the really big strong guy that protected me I think maybe worked for her.. I.. think..” She remembered being safe with Pitanga at least and owed her and Tumatto a great deal. They protected Elviar. She didn’t lose him. And before that, there was the battle she saw with that Saiyan with the green lightning ki. The armor and such was so familiar. “If she is.. then her and her army are into it then too.. Wait.. some lady named 21 eats people??..”
[02:38] *[user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user] coughed and prepared himself.  This last one was definitely a scorcher, but he was surprised to see that the Saiyans made use of the mouth wave cannon!  [sub]Still probably won't help their stomachs, but ingenious![/sub]  [color=orange]"O-kay, the final round is...[b]CHILI!"[/b][/color]  Keanu announced.  This was somewhat of a hybrid mix of the hot peppers from Pepprha and the hottest peppers he could find on Earth, like that weird Pepper X thing that everyone was talking about with 3 million Scoville units and the Carolina Reaper...really fucked up shit.  Oh, and there was spaghetti under it.  And a lot of cheese on top.
[02:43] [user]Nitmer[/user]: [i]Nitmer kept lifting his gaze from his work just so he could catch glimpses of the contest. It was certainly a fun thing but damn, he had never seen so many Saiyans in one place.. alive. That would take some getting used to.[/i] [color=red]“Seriously, Number One? You couldn’t manage to not spill the sauce? Fine. Let Three handle it as soon as both messes are taken care of.”[/color] [i]He glowered a bit at his so-called-co-workers, [/i][color=red]“Three, you’re now the Keeper of the Sauce! Hurry your ass up and get back here for your orders.” [/color]

[i]The tip jar was looking good! Best of all, he didn’t actually have to share. Granted, Nitmer still intended to try and aid that Flower-Kitten-Girl he found in the forest. There had to be some sort of translation tech, right? He supposed he should get himself a few things too along that line before catering to his gaming desires. Gaming was such an expensive hobby. [/i] [color=red]"Ah.. chili.. now that's a true delectable delicacy..."[/color]

[02:44] [user]Broly Son of Augus[/user]: ((I think I'm gonna warp this up after Reizo's next post. ))
[02:45] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: [color=orange]"In that case, we'll really need all the help we could get for this. My younger sister, my two human friends, as well as... [i]two other Saiyans[/i] could contribute much to this fight. From how serious this 21 sounds, we'll need all hands on deck here." [/color]Rei hoped that the little annoyed tone he used when he brought up two other Saiyans wasn't noticed, especially since the two he was referring to were two he really didn't want to involve himself with again.

[color=orange]"And once I get the hang of Super Saiyan, I'll see if I can find this Kyassaba and see if she'll be willing to accept a few more extra hands. At this rate, getting stronger is on the top of our to-do lists. Plus, I need to master Super Saiyan as much as I can so I can actually help out during this next fight."[/color]
[02:48] *[user]Kayel[/user] also had to pause and think for a moment.. Did she.. meet someone in an army? That one boggled her mind a little bit. The girl ate silently then, lost in thought before she was packing up her things again. She would need to refill soon. “You sound a lot like Elviar, Rei. I hope you two can meet. He wants to be more super-er too.” The girl gave out a huge stretch and huffed some, her body still aching. She would be face-planting soon.
[02:58] [user]Tumatto[/user]: ( I guess I'll post next )
[02:58] [user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user]: (I'm writing my post)

[02:58] [user]Tumatto[/user]: ( Oh okay )
[02:59] *[user]Broly Son of Augus[/user] would nod. "Sounds like the start of a battle plan. I'm no war strategist myself, but I know a thing or two." He would take another swig of sake. "First things first, she's got an army of clones. Now clones don't just grow on trees. They tend to grow in vats. I've met a species or two that use that technology, so this ain't something new to me. Now a clone army is nice and all, and she seems to be able to mass produce them. So step one is obvious. We find where she's making her army and destroy it utterly. We crater the damned place until there is nothing left to salvage." He took another swig, seemingly getting a bit drunk for once.

"Step two: We deal with the clones. Now...I don't know exactly what we might be facing, but I do have a suggestion for dealing with the more human ones. I'm not proud of it, but I've had to be tricky in fighting some people before. In some cases I just deal with them by less warrior means and just...means of convenience. In this case, we might just have to space as many as we can. I can keep a barrier around myself that's full of air and just toss them out there, so we can deal with some that way. Whatever the way, they need to go. Finally, 21 herself. I've fought her...and she's tough. That being said, she has a weakness." Another swig of sake.

"She seems to be suffering from some kind of split personality disorder or something. It's how I managed to knock her out when we first fought. I didn't know things would just got as bad as they have, or I might not have treated her. That's neither here nor there though. There is a part of her that will fight the other. If we are lucky, we can use this to our advantage. Either we can pull her other self out of the more insane one, or we can use her inner conflict to buy us an opening to end her." He shook his head. "Either way....I think it's time for Kayel and me to get some sleep. We both got training to do in the morning." He then looked at Kayel and shrugged. "...Well she can stay if she wants, but she knows what to expect tomorrow."

He turned back to Reizo. "Feel free to stop by and train with us if you want. I like you kid. You got guts and a lot of spirit. You'll make a fine Saiyan warrior. One that might just be able to whip the rest of our sad sorry lot back into shape. If this Queen Kyassaba ain't gonna help us willingly...well. Maybe I'll just have to challenge her right to rule." He just chuckled at that, giving a bit of a hiccup as he put away his booze. He might be getting tipsy, but he was apparently still able to fly perfectly fine. "I'll be waiting near the usual spot when ya want to join me. Later Kayel." And with that he was off.
[03:01] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user]

[icon]Manuk the Barbarian[/icon]
[color=brown]"Get ready, comrades! To the final assault! You know what to do! Bring this victory to your Queen!"[/color]

[icon]Anjok the Stout[/icon][icon]Rangaru[/icon][icon]Yukon the Brute[/icon][icon]Daikon the Swift[/icon][color=orange]"FOR THE QUEEN!"[/color]

And with that, the saiyans got to eat the hot chili spaghetti. They devoured one plate after the other. Their relentless hunger was something the humans were yet to witness. But their final attack was even more unexpected when the last batch of chili and spaghetti came. Manuk aimed his palm to the skies and shot a Power Ball high. [color=brown]"Anjok! Eyes up in the air!"[/color]

[icon]Anjok the Stout[/icon][color=red][b]ROAR!!![/b][/color]

The trio of saiyan warriors flew high in the air lifting the table filled with plates of chili pepper X spaghetti, tilting the tip down to pour the entire plates into the giant maw of the hungry Great Ape. Anjok began to even bite down the entire table into his gullet and feast on the hot food. The immensely fat giant primate roars and shoots a Mouth Wave Cannon up to the skies, expelling the excess hotness from his powerful stomach. The other saiyan warriors of course kept their eyes away the skies, landing back to the ground and cheering at their apparent victory.
[03:06] *[user]Tumatto[/user] Aside from the announcer, a destroyed stage and their opponents, everyone else had fled from the festival.

[b]"H-Holy crap."[/b]

The announcer wheezed.
Matto, laying on the ground between the rubble somewhere following the transformation sat up, raising his finger.

[color=red]"So did we win?"[/color]

[b]"Take your money and get off of my stage.."[/b]

[color=red]"Yeah! Hear that guys? We won! We don't need the money, we just wanted a good meal and that's what we got, right buds?"[/color]
[03:07] [user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user]: Watching Broly leave, Reizo knew what had to do. He needed to get the rest of his friends involved in this, so that they all can become strong enough to combat against this Android 21. Though, that would mean that he would also need to get Mizuna and Dakon involved as well, despite their history.

Rei turned towards Kayel, kneeling to her level, [color=orange]"Sorry Kayel, but I need to go tell my friends about everything going on and see if they can join in all of this. Will you be fine on your own here or do you want me to take you somewhere?"[/color]
[03:09] *[user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user] is kinda dumbstruck at the sight of the great ape after quickly getting off of the stage.  [color=orange]"Wow, that's, uh...wow."[/color]  He quickly averted his gaze so as to not incur a transformation on his end, the Saiyan quietly packing up the food stand he had set up into a capsule and hopefully getting out of there without getting noticed.
[03:11] *[user]Kayel[/user] didn’t understand much of any of that.. but she knew she wanted them to pull that ‘other self’ out and not actually destroy or end her. If that was an option, Kayel hoped they would pick that one. She herself had no say. As much as this was her home, this fight wasn’t something she could be of any help with. Kayel would only be in the way. “I hope.. nobody ends her. And that her other her can stay.” Then again this was the girl who had a hard time even hurting a fox. She rolled up to her feet with a slight wobble to raise an arm and wave to Broly. “I’ll see you soon!!” Her gaze turned to Reizo then, hands clasping in front of her. “You should come to Elviar’s home one day. He’s got a great cabin and me and Broly live there too. So does Pikan. And Beerus will visit. I’ll be okay. I’mma run back to the fire spot and get it started so I can be warm for sleepin’... I gotta be ready for trainin’ tomorrow with Broly.” The girl’s gaze crossed to the sky where he had been, her smile soft. “I’m purdy lucky...” Kayel bounced on her feet then stretched, “I hope to see you again soon Rei and meet your friends and get more friends! Good night!” And then she was darting off for a final run to push herself into exhaustion.
[03:11] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] nods and smiles at Matto. [color=brown]"I think I quite enjoyed this human food to honest. It feels like fire is scorching my insides with agonizing pain. Very delicious. We must find more competitions, Tumatto. Nobody can defeat us and Anjok's hunger frenzy. Our Queen will feel proud of our victory today."[/color]

[icon]Rangaru[/icon][icon]Yukon the Brute[/icon][icon]Daikon the Swift[/icon][color=orange]"Can we kill the humans now? They already gave us all the food."[/color]

Meanwhile the Oozaru Anjok simply stomped down the ground sniffing around to find more spicy food to eat. His hunger was nowhere near its end.

[03:13] *[user]Tumatto[/user] [color=red]"Oh I love the three of you, you're so dumb. How are we going to get more delicious food if we kill them now? We need to protect these ones, so they can keep giving us good food. Make sense?"[/color]

He pats Anjok and Manuk on the shoulders.

[color=red]"You two get it, right? Tell them."[/color]
[03:15] *[user]Reizo Nakatomi[/user] waved as the young girl flew, knowing that she would do fine without him. He got a good feel of her power level as well as Broly's, so hopefully, he'll run into them both again so...

For now, he had to go tell the others. WIthout hesitation, he launches himself into the air and flies off. He had a lot of work to do...
[03:20] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] nods at Tumatto.

[icon]Manuk the Barbarian[/icon]
[color=brown]"These raiders grew up slaughtering the innocent. I honestly never understood why the Kya accepted them. To me there is no point in killing people that offer no challenge in battle. Might aswell just keep them alive and let them cook this fiery food."[/color]

[icon]Anjok the Stout[/icon]
[color=orange]"Can you take us to conquer this empire they mentioned, Matto? The empire of Nacho Bell."[/color]

[03:23] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] [icon]Anjok the Stout[/icon][color=orange]"I want to defeat the Nacho Supreme and conquer the empire of Nacho Bell. So they'll cook for me forever."[/color]

[03:24] *[user]Tumatto[/user] [color=red]"That's right, it's like Stakko said, Everyone has their use. Anyone can kill someone weaker than them, but a warrior only faces challenges!"[/color]

He raises his fist, then turned to Anjok, patting him on the shoulder.

[color=red]"I'll do you one better, use Nacho Bell's skills to fuel your future conquests. They do deliveries you know!"[/color]

Finally the sauce-stained Mattoman reaches down to pick up the trophy, handing it to Manuk.

[color=red]"Looks like you've a prize to take home to your queen!"[/color]
[03:25] *[user]Meirin[/user] somewhere within a bar downtown it had become apparent that Mei had overstayed her welcome in one of the finer bar establishments. Her having spent more than a day within the building and getting far too many drinks for her own good was apparently something that were highly frowned upon. Most likely due to the fact of becoming more than willing to yell and pick a fight with just about anyone/anything that she thought looked at her in a wrong way. The result admittingly was somewhat comical to watch, at first. With time though her anger rose and even had gotten to the point of her smashing nearly everything in sight before deciding she'd had enough of the human's antics and began to at random blast refrigerator sized holes throughout the building. Causing the inhabitants to flee screaming, and even prompted the local news along with law enforcement to arrive, unsure of what to do exactly.
[03:28] *[user]Manuk the Barbarian[/user] raises the trophy and boasts proudly. [color=brown]"We shall never cease to hoard victories for our leader! Let the glories of this day echo through the halls of our realm! Let the earthlings sing about our conquest!"[/color]

And the saiyan warriors once more raise their fists and roar in unison, cheering for their triumph before the overweight earthlings. They cheer and sing their glories, while the poor earthling citizens run for their lives and abandon the ruined festival with loud screams of terror and panic.
[03:31] *[user]Keanu the Saiyan[/user] Meanwhile, Keanu is hastily making his way back home and pretending that this festival-gone-wrong never happened.  [sub]Not before snagging a bottle of two of the hot sauce he made, though.[/sub]
[03:32] [user]Nitmer[/user]: [i]Trying to ignore impending danger and doom was not an easy thing to do. Nitmer was torn between his inner cowardice to flee from his vendoring task, try to defend it, or do what he does best: Be an idiot.

[b]Be an idiot won.[/b]

This was why Nitmer was sweating, heavily rushing through cooking mode to make the best grilled pepper jack cheese sandwiches he could, complete with thin spiced pieces of strip steak that had been marinated according to his employer’s wishes and recipe. One couldn’t forget the sautéed onions nor the secret sauce. Oh how he wanted to know what exactly was in it! His quivering minions were busy just serving up what they could to who they could.. He had orders, to keep serving food until he ran out of food to serve. This task would not be a failure! The last sandwich was tossed from spatula to plate, to fleeing human. Job done, a single snap of clawed fingers glanced and recalled his minions to him. The vendor booth could be returned to and taken down later if it wasn’t gone soon.

Cowardice won out! Nitmer was out of there in haste. [/i]