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Burn

May 24th, 2014
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  1. Need some water for that Burn.
  2. Need some Macbeth for that burnham wood.
  3. Need some Moses for that burning bush.
  4. Need some Smithers for that Montgomery Burns.
  5. Need some medicine for that Burning Chest Pain.
  6. Need some Anusol for those burning hemorrhoids.
  7. Need some Suicune for that Burned Tower.
  8. Need some Championship for Burnley FC.
  9. Need some Lourdes for that St. Bernadette.
  10. Need some nuclear fusion for Bernard's Star.
  11. Need some Electric Hellfire Club for that "Burn, Baby, Burn!"
  12. Need some Alps for that Bern.
  13. Need some World Wide Web for that Tim Berners-Lee.
  14. Need some racecars for that Bernie Ecclestone.
  15. Need some Pyrenees for that Béarn.
  16. Need some fluids for that Bernoulli's principle.
  17. Need some ammo for that Bernard Semi-Automatic.
  18. Need some stationary for that Birnam Arts centre.
  19. Need some Trogdor for that Burnination.
  20. Need some Johnny Cash for that Burning Ring of Fire.
  21. Need some Anabaptism for that Bernhard Knipperdolling.
  22. Need some WBA for that Bernard Hopkins.
  23. Need some nursery rhymes for Berney the Dinosaur.
  24. Need some marijuana for that Burning Man Music Festival.
  25. Need some dye for that Auburn hair.
  26. Need some concertration camps for those burning Jews.
  27. Need some sunscreen for that sunburn.
  28. Need some Alfred for that "Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn".
  29. Need some actual medical assistance for that 3rd degree burn.
  30. Need some plastic surgery for that burn victim.
  31. Need some sympathy for those burning Japanese people during the fire bombings of Tokyo in 1945.
  32. Need some Spongebob for that Bernicle Boy.
  33. Need some Elton John for that Bernie Taupin.
  34. Need some grizzly bears for that hibernation.
  35. Need some cars for that Burnout Paradise.
  36. Need some Eucharist for that Tabernacle.
  37. Need some Family Fortunes for that Burnon Kay.
  38. Need some facial hair for those sideburns.
  39. Need some Ellie Goulding for that "Burn".
  40. Need some jet engines for that afterburner.
  41. Need some atmospheric reentry for that retroburn.
  42. Need some Ireland for that Hibernia.
  43. Need some sugar for that Burn energy drink.
  44. Need some traffic accident for that rubbernecking.
  45. Need some War of 1812 for that burning White House.
  46. Need some computers for that cybernetics.
  47. Need some Gravity Bind for that Burn/Stall deck.
  48. Need some cameras for that dodging and burning.
  49. Need some CIA for that "Burn After Reading".
  50. Need some booboos for that Indian burn.
  51. Need some Bubble Buddy to poison our water supply, burn our crops, and deliver a plague unto our houses.
  52. Need some Matt Nix for that "Burn Notice".
  53. Need some K Foundation for that "Burn a million quid".
  54. Need some poker for that burn card.
  55. Need some Poirot for that burned will.
  56. Need some bones for that eburnation.
  57. Need some astrophysics for that Jocelyn Burnell.
  58. Need some streams for that Usway Burn.
  59. Need some songs for that Chris De Burngh.
  60. Need some chainmail for that byrnie.
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